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Is there any benefit to having a human gf over a snek gf.

Serous question. Seen several porn vids to consider it.

>>35770055
Why does that snake look like vomit?

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>>35770127
Snakes arent for dating. They're for appreciating and respecting

>>35770134
You're a faggot

Are you my brothers snake that he lost when it crawled up the vaccum when i was ten?

Uses to have a California king. Fuc king loved that guy. Named him George. One day he stops eating. Dies. Rip George. F to pay respects.

What did u name it in the end? I lost the earlier thread.

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Oh cool snake thread! This is my guy

>>35770919
Are you the guy who posts pictures with your hand conspicuously in the frame to bait racists?
The wrist looks a little thinner than I recall, but it almost fits the m.o.

>>35770954
no that guy is much darker than me but i also have a ps4! been playing nioh

>>35770459
Yes.
Kill yourself

>>35770591
How do you make a king stop eating? how old was he?

>>35770735
wat

>>35770919
Cute snek

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I have a ball python. Pic Related. Am I normie?

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>>35770055
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>>35770919
>>35771731
mmmmm yummy snek

>>35771731
Please refrain from encouraging people to breed spiders.
They have serious issues because of the morph. No pattern is worth neurological issues

>>35771981
spiders? what you mean?

>>35772004
Most pythons have a blotch pattern but yours has those lines.
Thats called a spider. The trait is linked to wobble, which is a neurological issue that makes is so your snake is always disoriented. Pick him up and see how his head moves oddly

>>35772034
he is fine luckily. Although I will disseminate this info to people who ask me where I got him.

>>35772087
He has it 100%
There's no way he doesn't
The only variable is the severity. How old it it?

>>35772271
about 2. that pic is about a year old.

>>35772430
It gets worse with age.
Your snake is still really young.
It's not lethal or anything, but it's not good. Most snakes end up not being able to swallow food once they get old because of it

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I dont have a snek but I have pictures :)

>>35772575
That snake is very venomous. It looks cute but it's about to strike.

>>35770055
i dont have animals. i fucking hate them

>>35771783
Snek is not for eating!

>>35770055
Snakes are illegal in my country. What is the best way to internally smuggle a snake? What snake would survive this tactic?