What's more ideal? hung manlet, or tall dicklet?

>>35769291
Manlets can just get a wing girl or some other form of social proof

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>>35769291
Hung manlet

Hung manlet

No point in being tall if you got a needle dick

Its a long, hard dusty road, you'll journey on through a world you never known. Only time will tell you if or not if your life has been in vain. Each morning sunrise brings question and quiery and each sunset brings you more doubts. Always you're searching for what, you're not even sure, melting away like an icicle on fiiiiiiiiire. Oooooh.

>>35769291
That show started off so well, I wish it would gotten a third or fourth season.

Same with Oblongs and Ugly Americans, they died too young.

>>35769938
those were both trash, especially ugly americans (reddit core)- xavier and metalocalypse were my favorites

>>35769291
tall dicklet, I'm never going to use the dick but being tall would be nice

>>35770207
>Ugly Americans is "reddit core" but Metalocalypse isn't
What.

>>35770282
it was just a redditor like show

it never took off but it was basically a proto rick and morty

metalocalypse wasn't that reddity, it was just dumb fun, wasn't pretentious

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>>35769291
Anyone who tells you it's about height is lying, all that matters is your dick

t. dicklet who has memed himself into being gay because women will never accept my microdick at least I can get fat and not worry now

>>35769291
Tall dicklets can just use their big manly hands as long as you aren't insecure about being a dicklet.

>hung manlet
Dick will never be used, because women don't want to be fucked by a manlet ever at all

>tall dicklet
Women will get to the point of having sex with you. They may laugh at it and walk away OR laugh at it and take it anyway.

In other words, being a tall dicklet will get you sex albeit a bit unsatisfying and a bit humiliating.
A hung manlet will die a virgin, jerking his big cock.

Height is a meme

Dick size is not

Height = attaining women

Dick = retaining them

what doth life, /r9k/?