>Parents out of town. >Time to fap to some THICCness. >Proceeds

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Holy fuck every time
>House to myself
>Time to get freaky and have an elaborately set up wank with no risk of intrusion
>Put on some real good shit like thicc or /ss/
>End up cumming to traps obliterating their assholes or shemales jerking off or something

i want off mr cocks ride

Stop being such a raging faggot
Origunne

>>35768968
>tfw you load up COC for the first time in a year
>make male character and stroke it to gay scenes
I didn't know working out would make me so fucking gay.

>>35768968
isn't thicc just a fat-acceptance deal
even i can't get off to that

>>35769253
i know that feel, i used to feel juicy and began to admire juicy bodies, now im mostly gay twink and do cardio to kill gains

>>35769356
Real thicc is basically being really curvy. Big butt, thick thighs and big boobs, but no or minimal tummy pudge and no cellulite.

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I don't get why you faggots don't just accept that you are gay. Straight people DON'T like traps and DON'T fap to gay porn. Prison gay is a meme.

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>>35769653
S-shut up! Just because I fap to gay porn when nobody's around doesn't make me gay. As long as the boy is cute, the dick just makes it better. Like cute things isn't gay, r-right?

>>35768968
well yeah prove it by posting what you jerked it to then tough guy

>>35769653

I won't accept it until I fuck a guy and like it.

If I were to base my sexuality on my porn habits you'd have to call me everything in the book, so I'm gonna assume porn doesn't mean sit until proven otherwise.

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>>35768968
>FANG BITING INTO HEAD OF DICK
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>35768968
Fap disappointment is just as bad for actual gays though.

>parents out of town
>dig dildo out of its hiding spot in the bottom of the storage cabinet
>wash ass out and don't eat for 8 hours beforehand
>lay out a bunch of paper towels just in case
>get out the lube
>it won't fit, ass too tight
>give up and jerk off to a boring normal orgasm

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>>35770754
Tell me, how do you avoid shit when you do things with your asshole?

>>35770754
>>parents out of town
>>dig dildo out of its hiding spot in the bottom of the storage cabinet
>>wash ass out and don't eat for 8 hours beforehand
>>lay out a bunch of paper towels just in case
>>get out the lube

This except it usually ends up with me trying get a prostate orgasm again and failing miserably. Then I end up having a normal jerk off session and wondering why I bothered.

>>35770795
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>>35769794
No, no, no! If you ANY penis arouses you you are gay. If you fap to the ass of traps its straight if you don't know they are women but if you see the dick and keep masterbating it is gay.

I personally only masterbate to candid creepthreads like a good christian man.

>>35770754
>>35770807
Happens way too often, I love the feeling of having it inside me but I have never prostate orgasmed though. Need a bf to pound me

>>35770795
the third and fourth lines of the meme arrow list

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>parents ask me to housesit for them for a week while I'm off work
>planning to just stop by a coule times a day to check on their cats, maybe watch some tv because they get some good channels, and enjoy some free food
>end up staying there the entire week, fucking my trap friend all over their house and sleeping with him every night
>last-minute panic while waiting for them to get home because the whole house smells like sex
>spray down fucking EVERYTHING
>tfw will never be straight again

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Accept it as soon as possible anons.

There is nothing wrong with masturbating to males. It's ok if you desire them in real life and seek relationships with other males.

Don't dwell on this issue a moment longer, you are who you are and life is too short to waste a day with conflicts of sexuality.

Removing the kike is of primary importance, find yourself a qt bf, take him by the hand and wage war on the international Jew.

>>35770960

Its fun fapping to gay shit, but I really don't want to pursue it in real life, I'd rather stick to girls if it comes down to it.

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>>35770960
this guy gets it, aslong as you are constructive to society, and don't do that stupid pride shit, its ok to be homosexual.

>>35770960
All sexual lust is deviant and anti productive to becoming a higher being. Having your mind on sex so much is already a bad thing. Giving in to the temptations of homosexuality is just another step deeper into the pit of depraved humans.

>>35771130
/pol/ is about 5 miles that way

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>>35770870
But what if I want to eat?

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>>35768968
>tfw you purely fap to vaginas

even roasties have a sexiness about them

>>35771414
That woman has the most disgusting vagina I have ever seen. What the fuck.

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>>35771414
fat thicc pussies are best

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>>35771438
I'm sure you faggots love clits since they're close enough to dicks

...is this a masculine vagina?

>try to jack off to traps
>switch to flat-chested girls
>then normal-chested girls
>lie down and listen to a recording of a girl whispering "I love you" while thinking about whether or not I should hop out the window

Masturbation isn't fun anymore.

>>35771414
eww looks liek an axe wound

>>35768968
I want to be forced to make out with another femboy for the pleasure of my dominant gf.

Does that make me gay?

>>35771443
I would like to be her while all my holes are getting stuffed, and I am fucked.

Does this makes me gay?

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>>35771540
makes you an autogynephile (you get turned on by the thought of being a woman)

i like to think of it as pussy envy

>live with parents because cripple
>they leave town for a week
>plan to get a hooker and maybe kill myself after
>end up just gorging myself on chips and soda and watching a marathon of inoffensive Canadian sitcoms
I don't even have a libido anymore. How fucking depressing.

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>>35771487
it makes you at least bi, with a preference for feminine

the dom part is something else you should address

>>35771603
Interesting.

Aside from normal female, I imagine being a (very feminine) trap who's getting it anally and orally.

>>35771639
I'd never want to be in a relationship with a man, though. And I find the concept of giving or receiving anal sex totally repulsive,

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>>35771640
That's pretty fucking hot. I have similar fantasies. I think I've resolved I find female sexuality so hot and appealing that I want to experience it. Weird, but nothing serious like wanting titty skittles.

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>>35771639
Riley Reid is so cute, she should have been my loyal housewife who I cheat on regularly, but she pretends not to notice because she still loves me and she wants to stay together for the sake of our kids, especially our youngest, Emilio, who may or may not be smoking weed (we haven't caught him yet, but that kid mellowed out way too fast at the age of 15 or so).

>>35771796
Nothing serious either. But it would be fun to be able to change for a night or so into the female form. Walk on high heels, being sexy, and being fucked.

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>>35771758
congrats, you're marginally gay but enjoy being forced to do things you find questionable

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>>35771851
now wouldn't that be a superpower

>>35771808
sooo :3

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>>35771808
She has a really nice pucker.

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>>35768968
Best to just accept that this train has no brakes and enjoy the ride.

>>35771881
I used to crossdress a while ago when parents were out of house.

>>35771808
I didn't know she had freckles. That's great, she should let those show in her videos more.

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>>35770754
>try to anal orgasm
>pounding dildo in and out of my ass
>feel like I'm gonna cum
>do this for a while
>can't quite cum
>get too frustrated
>give up and just jerk off
life is suffering

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>>35771957
her face is fucked by acne (still a cute little chipmunk) so she slathers on way too much makeup to show freckles

>>35769356
>isn't thicc just a fat-acceptance deal
No, it's a fetish. Nothing political.

>>35772010
You need to stimulate your prostate, also relax your anus and jerk off while you do it. Gently.