What are these called again? Should I suck one?

>tfw dick is so pathetic the cum just dribbles out

>>35767566
do kegels and reverse kegels m8

>>35767511
>Masturbating in your kitchen
wew

>>35767835
you haven't claimed a room until you have cummed in it

>>35767896
I didn't cum in it, but one day in HS my parents were out and I jerked off walking through every room in the house

>>35767926
that's very autistic of you

>>35767577
WHATS A REVERSE KEGEL? SORRY 4 CAPS NIGGER

>>35767896

This is 100% true. It's like dogs, but no one wants piss on things so you just cum instead and take quiet satisfaction knowing about it.

>>35769226
like a normal kegel except you push out

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>>35767511
It's mesmerizing...

>mutilated

basically a ruined orgasm, he can't even touch the head