how two make money as neet?

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>>35764850
please respond originalu desu

>>35764850
just learn to put up a website for a niche audience and include ads.

Suk Diks

>>35764850
Sell trap beats

Take surveys online for money

>>35766063
how much do these usually pay? sites?

>>35766128
You have to do a retarded amount of surveys and they start gimping you as soon as you make more than $10.

>>35764850
>donate blood plasma or some shit
>recycle your bottle and cans of monster and mountain dew
>donate sperm
>become an escort for gay dudes
>donate organs at black market
>sell drugs or even better your prescription drugs

>>35764850
Can a robot learn programming and get an online job using it?

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>>35766512
respond to my thread... originally though

>>35766808
why does everyone here hate me ;w;
Really though, if anyone has any ideas please post. Anything that you can do online for money.

>>35766808
I'll bite.

You need to learn A LOT of things and practice them vigourously in order to even get started on programming for money. Its never just sitting down, write a few hundred lines of code and bam, clients happy, time for the payday.

Heres some of the many things u'll need to know:
Procedural/object oriented programming and the differences between them and how should you approach problems according to the chosen language

Multithreaded synchronization (gui design is unfeasible without this and the client 9/10 times is going to want a neat and functional one)

Webdev twisted nonsense garbage

Garbage collection (not in java, tho)

Maybe some ARM bullshit if u wanna dev for smartphones

Syntax (duh), how to use ur fav IDE and debuggers properly (ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT, its cringy as fuck when i see my mates struggle with eclipse 2 years into our course), etc

How2APIs

Theres tutorials for these shits e v e r y w h e r e. U just need to be committed

Dunno about being a freelance online coder tho. If ure really good at it i guess u could make it work

>>35766512
why does everyone fucking think they can just "learn programming" and do it for money? Seriously, this needs to be treated as a fantasy. The same way some kids think they'll just "learn Japanese" and move to Japan and work in an anime or video game studio.

>>35764850
If you are female, you can have like 3 kids and shoot right to the top of the welfare line (guaranteed food stamps and social housing)

>>35767356
This is the sad truth if u wanna be 100% indie. Ure either a genius and get recruited, or you come up with a zeitgeist and acquire funds, or both.

Or u get an office job like most.

>>35767356
This guy gets it. There is really only money in web design and to do that you really must be a jack of all trades with a ton of experience. Like you have to learn html, css, java, javascript, python, php, and maybe more. It's not an option.

>>35766512
i know programming but i don't know how to get an online job. that's why i'm studying at uni again because that's a straightforward way to start a career.

>>35767599
I hope your program or school has co-op or internships, good luck getting a job without it

>>35767424

this, i absolutely hate how this holy cow of our satanic systems will continue to exist without any criticism until it all finally comes crashing down

disabled people, pensioners and the unemployed are brutally attacked by the media and government reforms and bullying

but fucking single mother sluts popping out trash that no one wants or needs continue unabated, they actually breed the problem and make it even worse, they are breeding tares.

if the government weren't an evil entity it would've paid single women / men who didn't want to work a modest amount to sustain themselves (enough for food only, + a shitty government accomodation with curfews), so then no trash offspring and no generations of welfare recipients...

instead we have generational benefit scroungers, where the biggest offenders are 'single mothers' (they really have a hubby to get them pregnant), their hubby sneaks into their government provided house and usually this type of man will be doing cash in hand jobs or becomes a criminal whilst at the same time claiming some sort of benefit like unemployment whilst claiming they live somewhere else like a bedsit (paid for by government)

>>35767930
there are opportunities for that (career fairs and stuff) but you gotta be a normie. that's what i'm trying to become.