>that kid who used to cum on his shirt/stomach before school

I never knew that kid.

>that kid who got black out drunk and puked on a teacher
*record scratch*
Yup that's me

That kid is still me, but I'm a 23 year old wagecuck

>>35763604
if you didn't know that kid, you probably were that kid.
I was also that kid, however I now have a cum fetish and don't even care anymore

I was that kid. I would have these horrible moments of realization sometimes, but then would panic, quickly shove the knowledge out of my consciousness and go back to being a sperg.

do people really do that?

>inb4 norman