/britfeel/

>>35762409
I don't like my mother. I would have gone on holiday, making the most of the attack in Westminster, were it not for her. I bet flights are dead cheap.

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>>35762409
Interracial love is the best love edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk

>>35762409
I have a card but I forgot to send it until an hour ago. Is it worth it? Won't get there til monday at the earliest so I may as well get a flower delivery or something

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WHERE'S THE FUCKING WAIFUS

>>35762409
Planning on nipping down to the ASDA tomorrow for something. I'm so shit at choosing things though.

I would just get wine and chocolate but I got that for her birthday last month.

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She can do 11 pm. It's just going to be awkward getting home back to Kent from Marble Arch after 12.

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>>35762560
You better apologise for making that waifu cry, Gordon.

Lads you really gotta dose the last thread when called for

Well I lost 500+ album downloads. Knew I needed another backup.

Oh well. Guess I better get downloading again. Not sure if I can remember a lot of them which is shit.

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>just ate a 175g share bag of walkers cheese n onion
>drinking cheap polish beer from the offie
>wanted to smoke a cigarette but ive run out of filters so ihad to smoke roach which just isn't satisfying.
>nothing planned for the whole weekend except wageslaving.

HELP

>tidied my room for the first time in weeks
>some vanilla candles lit to mask the scent of despair and regret

Think I'll reward myself with ordering a dominos and playing some Shadow of the Colossus

it's such a great feeling when you come in from the cold and your hands start tingling.

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>>35762560

Thought I'd stick with the theme

Disclaimer: NOT my waifu tbdesu

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>>35762560
Glad my waifu doesn't cook

>>35762890
Nice tits on that bint, lad.

>>35762653
how much lad (originally)?

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>>35762560
My waffle iron makes fart sounds. I'll record it next time, since it's quite funny.

>>35762653
Where's the penis lad?

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>post 1D waifus

>>35762948
That waifu clearly has both height and width.

Who /BarrowInFurness/ here? I am

>>35762970
Shes T H I C C is all.

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>>35762724
Good work lads! 10/10

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>>35762560
Horse waifu can make you tasty salads!

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>>35762904
Ta, lad. She's always had a decent pair on her

>run hands through hair
>2 hairs come out on each run

help, what do I do
more vitamins? less showering?

>>35763075
Chop your balls off is the only solution

Threadly reminder that the """humorous""" posts regarding an individual making a noncy remark towards an employee working at a large company is a ploy from GCHQ to identify potential noncers

>>35762837
Think the scale is a bit off on this one, nymph is a shorty

Just rubbed my finger on my taint and smelled it. It smells like really dodgy curry.

uuuuuuugh i cant be bothered to make food

>tfw gay fem boy weirdo
why am i like this.....

>>35763221
Show us your boipucci, lad.

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>>35762560
Postin, 4 beers in to the night, playing Overwatch, about to order a pizza (gonna go large half and half an eat some for lunch tomorrow)

Hope you lads have a nice night

>>35763229
why would i do that tho

Im considering going to the pub across the road, ive been drinking at home and im feeling the confidence now, im scared of being recognised though because i ran in there and stole a guinness hat on st paddies night and ran back home

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L-lads my oneitis's bf is away on a stag weekend and she's asked me to travel up and stay for a few days.

>>35763416
And you'll paint her toenails and watch romcoms and talk about guys with all her girlfriends

Come on a stag weekend with the lads and i think my girlfriend might be thinking of inviting some beta over for the weekend, when i find him ill shove a snooker cue up his arse, sideways

>>35763382
were you just drunk alone at home when you stole the hat?

>>35763475

yea, drinking at home and went into the front garden for a smoke, there was a fight and everyone spilled out to the side of the pub, so i took my chance, ran over and snatched the first hat i saw, then ran back

oh shit dont get stoned and watch that tony robbins thing on netflix

im so fucking emotional right now holy shit

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Felt quit horny earlier lads so I had a cheeky go at sucking my own dick. Nearly snapped my back but I got my bellend to touch my lips.

Settled for just cumming in my mouth which I did not enjoy. While wanking I was thinking "This is unreal!" and my balls were nearly exploding but then as soon as it went into my mouth it was instant regret and I spat it out into my nearby wank sock.

Wouldn't recommend it.

>>35763246
Who are your mains senpai?

>>35763567
>nearby wank sock.

why do you have a wank sock? you could just use tissues

Only got back home from iceland yesterday and already feel myself getting miserable again.

Downloaded Tinder, realised I have no good photos of myself, set it to hidden and will probably never touch it again

>>35763567
I somwtimes think of tasting cum, but never do it because I know instant regret.

I wore girls underwear once for a wank and felt like aproper degenerate after i came.

Sister said my hair looks like a mop on my head

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>>35763587
D.Va, Sombra,Lucio, Mercy

>>35763445
>>35763455
s-shut up this is serious business

Hello humans

What is a recommended gift for your mother upon mother's day, preferably short notice?

Many thankies

So lads i stopped drinking fizzy drinks for almost 2 weeks. Had a red bull today and i feel sick, almost like I would after a nigjt of hard drinking.

>>35763726

M&S voucher. You even get a free card with it.

anyone else cringe when the BBC supports grime """music"""

>>35763766
Grime in general is embarrassing. I cant believe its hyped so bad... and worse is the media acting like that garbage is new.
>>35763726
Flowers? Anything really just to show you 'care' even chocolate will do. Also a card.

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>>35763697
Qts and Lucio masterrace
Kills me inside I don't have the Brazil skin for him.

>>35763809
I'm perma gold frog skin

>>35763766
i cringe at music in general desu

>>35763878
People who don't like any music are the weirdest of all

>>35762653
Heavily photoshopped pic mate. Beware.

>>35763901
explain whats even good about music
its pointless you fucking retard

>>35763901
not him but im 30s now, used to listen to music all the time, found it harder and harder to satisfy my needs. everything feel tired.
realized one day I can just not listen to music.
been happy ever since.

whats weird about that

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>Housemate lives in the room by the door
>Always has his door open
>Be neet who never goes anywhere
>Go somewhere
>HEY WHERE YA GOIN WHY AM I NOT INVITED UR NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING FOR URSELF XD WORTHLESS NEET LOSER

I hate him now, nosey cunt

>>35763953
Exlain whats good about your hobby of choice. Outside of posting here.

Do you watch tv or is that beneath you too?

>>35763995
is your landlord okay with you being a neet?

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Stop enjoying things.

>>35763953
Very aggressive there lad. I take it music is for the emotionally driven idiots of the world and not an enlightened gent such as yourself?

>>35763959
You tired of it. That's reasonable if you were as immersed in it as you claim.
I'm 25 and I don't feel as compelled to listen to music or hunt for it as I used to, but to just be entirely unmoved by anything strikes me as abnormal

don't get people who don't listen to any music tbqh, I don't have interest in doing anything and hate everything for the most part but there is always a piece of music to fit the mood, even if its just a backing track. Maybe you just haven't explored your tastes enough or something

>>35764033
My landlord is okay with me being 3 months behind on rent, lad

I've been abusing idiots new to then tenancy business for years

>>35763998
im a paramedic. i save peoples lives. music is for losers and drug addicts.

>>35762409
>Girl I liked invited me to a club tonight for fuck knows why
>Already in PJs and can't be fucked for clubs
>By the time I'd get ready she'd probably be getting off with some guy
Why must fate be cruel lads

>>35763878
yeah yeah we know music is haram

>>35764079
Paramedic or not, you sound like a bit of a twat 2bh.

I swear you used to be able to VPN post with a pass. Guess I'm stuck to phone posting when I'm downloading shit then

>>35764079
I'm a minister, I save peoples lives too.
Music is great and is for everyone, not just degenerates.

>Tfw hate uni but already 18 grand in debt so may as well chuck another 9 onto that

>>35764188
How the hell did you get in debt?

>>35764059
get fucked norrmie. go listen to your ipod.
>>35764122
fuck off
>>35764126
typical loser response get a life
>>35764154
liar a minister wouldnt post here.

Just back from seeing an escort lads. Was a bad experience. Didn't even get to blow my load.

I was fucking her and she goes "Am I tight? Am I tight babe?" I was right into it and I went "Tighter than a child, darling."

Suddenly she stopped and went "You wot?" then she shouted "DARELL!"

This huge fucking nigger burst into the room, must have been her pimp. Guy was massive. Didn't even know he was in the flat.

He just looked at me and went "Get your fucking panties on and get out, cunt." I got up, went to take the condom off my dick, and he said "No, fucking leave it on, leave it on and go." so I got dressed, johnny still on my dick, and just before I left he intimidated me like the guy in /Goodfellas/.

Fucks sake, it was just a joke in the heat of passion. Talk about an overreaction.

Still, I'm not a virgin anymore if I put it in, right?

>>35764188
>tfw graduated uni.
>tfw only 5 grand (loans) in debt because university was free.
Feels good.

Also
>thinking student loans is actual debt
lad, it's fine. You're never gonna need to pay it back.

>>35764208
jesus fucking christ what a wanker.

>>35763959
Not him but this just seems so bizarre to me. Music is and always has been such a consistant thing in my life I can't imagine going without it

Each to their own I guess.

>>35764208
>Normie
>Loser

Which one is it, lad? If anything, you're the normie here with your fancy schmancy job.

>>35764209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU

>>35764195
I meant in debt to the government with tuition fees
mate, student loan
>>35764217
Man is born free but lives life in chains bruh

>>35764269
Sounds rough, hope you get it sorted out.

>>35764079
He asked what your hobby is.

Being a paramedic isn't a hobby.

Unless you mean you do the ambulance missions on GTA.

>>35764287
Have you never been to uni or do you just have rich as fuck parents?

>>35764330
I've never been to uni or college and I'm a stingy poorfag.

Lads, I'm so addicted to porn. I'm currently trying so hard to cut down wanks to once a day. It's harder than I thought.

>>35764079
Hmmm lack of compassion isn't a good trait in a paramedic now is it lad. Maybe you need to GROW UP :)

>>35764208
Turbo autism is not cool

>>35764290
leave me alone you normie asshole, you wouldn't get it.

just what i would expect chads ganging up on the autistic who doesn't like music.

>>35764362
No wonder you're poor if you haven't been educated.

Ever heard the phrase "Penny wise and pound foolish"?

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>>35764390
No because I'm poor and stupid.

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>>35764217
>>35764188
>tfw dropped out in 3rd year
>Owe something like 40k
>Nothing to show for it

>>35764385
Nobody gives a shit that you don't like music.
It's the superior attitude you've attached to what is honestly a weirdo trait. Like some sort of faggot who thinks they're btter because they like superior nippon cartoon

>>35764385
I forgot that autism makes you sensitive to certain noises.

Is that why you don't like music?

>>35764390
Not him, but...

>unifag
>complains he's in debt
>thinks he's smarter than the poorfag who while poor, isn't in the negatives.

yeah, okay lad.

Also, I have a degree and work a shitty job that pays 8.60 an hour. I know tradefags with no education who earn more.

Also, being booksmart isn't gonna get you far in the real world.

Any advice for my stay with oneitis lads? How does one make grils want one?

>>35764435
well that was a silly thing to do wasn't it

>>35764072

Oh shit, you just reminded me that I need to pay rent on the 1st. I'm not even sure if I can afford it.

>>35764457
I'm not the guy complaining he was in debt.

I earn 65k

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>>35764485
And that's literally all anybody has to say

Amazing how people are happy to help when you're digging yourself into debt, but the moment you leave nobody wants to help. Parents? Gone. Friends? Gone. Government? Lol. University? Gone.

Everyone just deems you a failure and casts you off aside, like some kind of defect toy. Everyone conveniently likes to forget my kind exist.

Can't wait until I'm homeless and literally beaten by people because I don't fit into society. Probably should just kms soon.

Also, fuck you. Wanker.

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"It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late."
- Emil Cioran, The Trouble with Being Born

tfw mummy is going to help me buy a flat
feels good being middle class

>>35764538
Don't feel too bad lad.

I know an American lad who doesn't have a degree and he's in the hole $280k.

And American student loans aren't like our student loans, where they leave you alone unless you're earning an ok wage. They want their money back, no matter what. And if you can't pay they're going after your parents.

>>35764587
I feel so much better now, thanks for telling me other people have it worse anon.

>Tfw no reason to live
>Tfw no reason to die either

Fuck everything lads.

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>>35764538
sorry lad I really shouldn't have said that. I get what you mean where everyone is pushing you to go to uni, it never ends though soon as you leave everyone is pushing you to buy a house and get more debt

>>35764608
Might as well move to India and buy yourself a brown gf desu

>>35764605
No worries lad, hope you aren't being sarcastic and that did genuinely help you put things in perspective a bit.

Any chance you can go back to uni? Maybe save up a bit of money first and then work part time while you're there.

>>35764644
There's always the chance, problem is I'm not passionate enough about anything to want to. Nor do I want more debt.

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>>35762409
how do get job? job centre?

pic related = me.

r8, ber8? masterb8?

was comic relief ever good

it was particularly shit this year I feel like

>>35764538
Just get a minwage job lad.
Fuck what people think.

I got a degree in the social sciences. Worked in a community centre helping the young, the poor and the misunderstood.

The job was miserable and I did so much that I didn't feel I had time for me.

Get a job at Macdees. Now I work 4 days and earn 1000 a month for easy work with no stress. Only a fucking idiot lets their work get to them. I know that now.

>>35764657
check indeed.co.uk
Apply for jobs in your area.
Go to interviews.

I did the dole, and the shitty courses. The job I ended up getting was by doing it myself.

>>35763416
She knows you think you have a chance and she's going to use you as an emotional dumpster and probably free food provider for a few days.

Fucking love bovril lads

Also got a Camembert and some waffles in the oven, looking forwards to ten minutes away

>>35764654
No one is passionate about shit that actually makes money. You just need to find one thing that you won't mind too much and then stick to it.
>>35764669
That's good, but if you had a decent skill then you could earn 1000 in a week, only work one week a month, and you wouldn't even have to leave your house.

>>35764700
fuck lad that's a high class feast, jealous

I have a small frame and low test. Not sure if I should start lifting or lose some weight and be a degenerate femboy.

>>35764721
femboy is short term fun with the inevitability of being thrown on the junk pile way before 30

being fit and muscles will keep you wanted way into your 40s if you keep it up

>>35764721
post willy :-)

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>>35764721
Stop considering that.

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>>35764700
Fucking hate bovril.

Use to go to the football all the time and all the lads would be drinking bovril while I had my tea.

>>35764721
Small frame.
Ecto or Meso?
If Meso, then lift.
If Ecto, then lift.

Don't become a degenerate.

tfw too depressed to eat
>>35764721
as a femboy it is asad life

>>35764801
eat up poley

>>35764819
ew im not poley. your probably poley desu.

>>35764221
How dare you reply to me.
How dare you.
You impotent little nobody.
You disgusting piece of decrypted tree.
I urge you to look at your life; evaluate it.
How did you get here, swine?
How did you think this was ok you piece of fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOL-fJM2m1I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM81BL2jbJU

>>35764721
>want to be a femboy
>tall wide frame

Don't squander what god has given you anon

>>35764905
I'm not tall, just a skinny manlet (5'7").

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Don't understand the want to be a degenerate tranny these days.

Back in the day cross dressing was strictly for the bedroom. Something to be ashamed of, something your wife wouldn't find out until 10 years into the marriage.

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Who is our mascot and why is it Karen?

>>35764938
It still is for me anyway

>>35764938
bit hypocritical damon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8

>>35764904
That pengest munch kid legit could have a great career ahead of him. Natural talent

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>>35762560
RIGHT FUCKING HERE

I don't like Gordon Ramsey desu, he just seems mean.


>>35764435
Don't worry lad, I did the same except also repeated a year first, so I'm an extra year and 9k behind. It sucks but at least with our system you can basically ignore student debt forever.

>>35764867
bastard ad being abusive again

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>>35764953
Good lad.

Also, been listening to The Sunshine Underground a lot lately. Pretty decent tunes lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF__UqnQf7I

>>35764981
Talking about holidaying in Greece lad. We all got a bit degenerate abroad, no one fucking knows.

>>35764942
>/pol/'s fucktoy.jpg
We need our own identity

>>35764999
He's got a lot of power over chicken shops now. The ones he's rated highly are all busy as fuck and the ones he's slated are in trouble.

I like him a lot.

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>>35765052
Darjeeling is /britfeel/'s girl.

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Best be worth 16 quid lads

>>35765104
>he fell for the domino's meme
good goy, good

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>>35765104
Looks fucking disgusting lad.

Shoulda got a munchy box fi the chinkies.

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>>35765104
Dominos' pizza looks like such shit.
Glad there's a ton of pizza places around me that are miles cheaper and miles tastier and do actual garlic sauce that isn't in a tub made for a gnome to enjoy.

where's the best place to go sell some old xbox 360 games, lads? anyone ever sold anything on somewhere like gumtree before? will they think i'm a scammer because my account's new?

>>35765154

who is this mongoloid looking cunt

>>35765166
Is this anti-music anon again?
Fuck off

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>>35765162
I want to see Nico creampied!

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Can feel my arteries clogging up already but man what a delectable feast

>>35765189

a musician should have the mental wherewithal to get rid of their fucking monobrow, absolutely disgusting.

>>35765233
90s m8, thick eyebrows were in

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>>35765166
The question is lad, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!

>>35765104
>american hot one
top lad

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>>35765206
this looks great anon

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>>35765206
>no bacon
>no eggs
>not even beans

Why bother with the waffles and toast lad?

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>got to the RC helicopter mission on vice city

christ forgot about this

>>35765206
is cambert on sale or something? my mummy got some, we have crispy bread dipped into it woth sweet onion relish for a starter

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>>35765345
I found that mission quite easy last time I played it. I never forgot it though, it was a fucking pain when I first played VC.

Start at the top and work your way down.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE END OF SPLIT MADE ME CUM IN MY PANTS

>>35765206
What is this supposed to be? Looks pretty dry desu

younow dot com website and his username is wardawgthegod_19308

straight up, this guys on meth while streaming, troll him

The girl I liked at uni is now going out with a guy with the biggest nose I've ever seen. Could win awards with it. The tip honestly projects about 3 inches. Probably uses it instead of his knob. I'm not jealous

>>35765489
>I'm not jealous
Sound it mate

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Who knitwear here?

I fucking love my Jumpers.
>tfw got all the best chav brands from Bench to Fila, Fred Perry to Lacoste, Lyle and Scott to weekend offender.

I also have some of that norse projects and Fjallraven for that Scandinavian minimalist look, but the lads down the pub don't know those brand so well.

Just started Jessica Jones lads, is she a coal burner?

>>35765533
Yes she is. She fucks niggers for no reason other than that they're niggers

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>>35765489
>I'm not jealous
Course not lad.
And I'm not jealous the tidy wee bird I was flirting with is back with her BF.
It's weird because I was never going to do anything anyway but the harmless flirting was good for a laugh.

>>35765533
>marvel Netflix show
Probably.

Weird wank time

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58b9307934a4b

>>35765556
Shite mate.
I like chubbies, but feeder porn is just shite.

>>35765533
They have extremely physically animalistic sex.

>>35765533
Jessica is such a qt, was a conflicting feel wanking to her getting dominated by the BBC

>>35765546
It's a bit cringy, I have no problem with interracial relationships or sex but it seems so forced in this show

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>all online "friends" out on friday night

looks like i'm all alone even online haha

>>35765556
The chubby bird has a really nice arse

>>35765463
Camembert and bread man, the best combo

>>35765627
Same here. Even though I'm using the word nigger it's just for show.
It's why I hate most anything with white woman black man. It always manages to come down to race fetishism and nothing more

>>35762409

Just got back home, what have I missed on britfeel today lads

>>35765634
>i don't even have online friends
not surprisingly unoriginal

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Think I might play some Senran Kagura and have a wank.

>>35765658
What about in Utopia when the darkie couldnt get it up?

>>35765634
I miss the AIM/MSN days where I had lots of people to chat to every night

>>35765104
>dat pizza

Fugg I might go out and get one now but I'm worried about normies desu

>>35765634
>Only online friend is fucking around with his shit computer
reeee

>>35765722
the story behind this image still cracks me up

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>>35765634
Wait till you reach 30 lad. And all your friends are at dinner parties and wine tasting weekends, or spending time with their kids.

I just want a cheeky pint with the lads.
I mean last year we'd have a Sunday sesh every week. Now it's lucky if we can all get together for one Sunday a month.

>>35765694
some autist who doesn't like music and endless poleaboo posts

ffs lets have some proper shit shall we

>>35765756
I don't even have any IRL friends and never have

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>>35765785
Probably for the best lad.
Can't miss what you don't have.

You'll also never have to know the feel of your best mates misses hating your guts just because you have a close relationship to the man she's fucking. (Okay, I took him to a tittybar, but so fuck)

>>35764904
I hate that pengest munch kid so much his giant fucking nigger lips flapping up and down and he sucks on chicken bones and the camera zooms in.

Fucking hell what a chimp.

>>35765756
Is Damon /ourguy/?

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Quick question lads how can white bois compete?

>>35765860
charm? personality? effort? talent?

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>>35765852
no but milk carton is

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I mean really if this fucking creature comes in your establishment are you not going to tell him to fuck right off?

>>35765860
Actually have an education and money.
If you have neither of the two, I don't know where along the road you fucked up, senpai.

>>35765896
He reviews chicken shops, their market is 95% blacks

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>>35765860
They can't.
but whitemen can.

Just found this fantastic Gorillaz cover lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF1KB5O1f2k

>>35765933
Doesn't his new movie involve a loli?

>>35765950
It's them introducing X-23 so you can have your female Wolverine now and less cis white men.

>>35765939
smashrolled

Should I pack my thin pj bottoms that show of me knob lads?

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Had a very very weird time at the pub tonight.

I think I let in a bit of my old personality. My mates kept going "Jay are you alright?"

Photo is from the start of the night before things went weird.

>he's back
Why punish us like this?

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>>35765950
If you mean Logan I guess if you're a degenerate peado.
>>35765974
Introducing female wolverine in a movie set at the END of the xmen movieverse.

Lad, it's fox, not Marvel studios making the xmen movies.

>>35765896
If I run a chicken shop I probably deal with blacks all day and am a paki myself

>>35765860
A white woman will always pick a successful black man over a successful white boy. It's just the way it is.

>>35765990
ahahaah we fucking warned you didn't we
You should have listened you mongoloid cunt

>>35766014
>every x-men movie since x-3 onwards has involved time travel

Really gets the noggin joggin.

>>35765896
eyo hol up man das racis

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=878
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=878
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=878

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>>35766046
It's ok it was just one night where it got a bit weird.

I'll work more on my new personality and it will be just like the good times in this photo again.

>>35766047
>Charles... There's only one mutant with the skills we need to stop this threat. Wolverine is busy or something or in a coma. Is all hope lost?
>No. There is. A way.

>>35765896

bossman didn't throw in any burger sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOL-fJM2m1I

>>35766116
hey jay j got some bad news i've came on my church trousers AGAIN, gonna have to get them dry cleaned tomorrow haha

>>35766142
>Dude is in his late 20s
BLACK
DON'T
CRACK

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>>35766018
Maybe in London and America, but most places white woman stick to their own. I'm not even one of those cunts that get angry over black on white, just stating the facts lad.

>>35766047
I think only DoFP has time travel. The others are just set in the past because they are pushing the soft-reboot.
>that mocking of Xmen 3 in Apocalypse.
Made me chuckle a little.

where do you buy hair removal cream anyway? is it a meme or does it actually work?

sick of having a hairy arse

>>35766160
You fucking what?
I assumed lad was bout 16 or summt

>>35766202
He watched the Arsenal Invincible season live in as a season ticket holder, senpai

>>35766249
ngl don't know what the fuck you just said mate, can you say it in a way someone who ain't a knuckledragger would understand

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>>35766249
>Arsenal
Poor lad, shit taste in food and shite taste in football teams.

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>>35766271
in 2003-04 Arsenal had an undefeated season. As in, they didn't lose a match in the league. I guess what he is saying is that the black kid went to the 2003-04 home games.

>only knuckledraggers like football.

And only sad lonely virgins living in their mums house wishing their dad was still around, like vidya.

>>35766271
Between 2003-04 he went to live football games at 20 IIRC.
>>35766272
>Being suprised a black man in London supports Arseanal

What's it like having a sister, lads?

I feel like it's an experience I've been denied. Got two older brother but they were poor role models. At least with a sister I'd be encouraged to be a strong protector :(

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>>35766361
>Being suprised a black man in London supports Arseanal

It was either that or Chelsea I suppose.

Tottenham and West Ham will always be white.

>giving a fuck about milwall.
Actually, giving a fuck about ANY LANDAN TEAM.

>>35766176
You're delusional. White women everywhere prefer black men.

>>35766351
I ain't saying only knuckledraggers do, but all the knuckledraggers are the ones who blab about it assuming every other fucker knows exactly what they chattin about.
desu tho I don't know a single decent person with more than a passing interest

>>35766199
It does work. Amazon and pharmacies sell it. Not sure using it on your ring piece is a good idea tho...

>>35765634
>Tfw even your only online friend has abandoned you
At this stage I wish I wasn't self aware enough to understand when I was annoying people so that I could be the one retard entire chatrooms like to torment. Now that I know how it works, I can't actively choose to annoy people.

I used to think the worst thing people could do was be cruel. Now I've learned they can just ignore you outright.

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>>35766506
This post affected me.

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>>35766451
Alright lad, I guess you've got that real world experience.

>>35766456
>desu tho I don't know a single decent person with more than a passing interest
I don't know lad, I mean, I'm not into it as much as I was, it's as you say a passing interest now, I'll catch some games on sky I'm not watching sky sports news everyday or reading the back page of the sun. But I know a lot of decent people who like it. But then my decent may differ from yours. Footballs just a way of life in the uk, it's kinda like expecting Canadians to know about Hockey, or yanks about eggball.

>>35766417
When the hell are spurs finally going to cuck Arsenal? Every chance they get they fuck it up, I want Kane happy.

>you'll never live in 80s miami

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfgf9HatIHI

>>35766199
>>35766475

Look up one called Nads. It's safe for dicks and butts, speaking from experience

Might start doing the X pints of water a day meme. Can't be hard to down a pint every few hours.

>>35766546
Are women attracted to fairies like this?

>>35766626
you don't need to drink x amount of water
just drink when you feel thirsty

>>35766626
If you turn it into some sort of ritualistic routine thing it's gonna get irritating fast

>>35766626
i did 3.5 pints a day for while, i genuinely did feel better, less groggy when waking up, less headaches, more alert etc

>>35766272
See, the thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

>>35766569
It will probably be this season desu

Arsenal had their customary mid-season slump but they are getting worse rather than finding their good form, which is what usually happens

Arsenal are such a shit side and all of their players are prettyboy faggots, I love seeing them lose

>>35766604
Late 80s /early 90s California is my time/destination feels. 80s Britain was shit

Anyone else not bothered about being "loved" it seems like it really bothers people? Am I a weirdo about not really caring? Don't get me wrong I want a girl I can bang, friends to do stuff with, but being loved feels more of a burden than anything desu.

I dunno, maybe I do care but I just don't realise it.

>>35766665
It would be nice, but I'm not too bothered anymore. Have other concerns in my life

i want to get into british medevil history. does anyone know any decent books?

>>35766651
I mean I easily go for more than 4 pisses a day. If I just do it then it cant be that bad

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>>35766569
Well so far they are something like 10 points ahead. Hopefully they catch Chelsea too. The spurs winning the league would be decent.

Arsenal are just getting worse every season.

>>35766634
NO.

LADS question: why are girls with coloured hair so cute, but utter degenerates?

>>35766018
Need a source for that claim.

>>35766665
I used to but gradually stopped as I realized my efforts wouldn't be reciprocated due to factors out of my control. I live vicariously through video games now. If it eventually all comes crashing down, I'll kill myself. I don't think it will though. I'll just occupy myself with the things I can enjoy insead of wasting my time chasing the things I can't.

>>35766707
The hair colour thing is a fuckin mystery desu

>>35766665
>>35766686
Think this is a pretty common /britfeel/.

Personally the time, effort and money required doesn't seem worth it.

>>35766665
Yeah I see what you mean

Idc for it much either. I guess I technically have friends, I have my old friends from secondary school/college that I see maybe twice a year, but seeing them really makes me feel shit about my life

They all have friends, gfs and do cool shit all the time. Only then do I feel like shit about being a loner, I'm probably really wasting my life but I just don't care most of the time

>>35766716
Its got to do with genetics, black genes are the original, and white genetically declining women run to the negros because it is instinctual for them to improve their dna.

>>35766665
yeah I'd rather my parents just forgot about me tbqh, its a burden knowing they'd be upset if I died, i'd rather nobody cared

I've started to shitpost leftist opinions on certain websites, purely for the knowledge that they'll be liked/upvoted/plussed.

Don't agree with the comments, but it's good to capitalise on people's predictability in a very small way.

Is ironic shitposting a hobby?

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>>35766634
I have a girlfriend now but I didn't before I changed up my look and personality.

>>35766773
Inb4 normie

I do have friends and a gf, but the being loved bit doesn't really bother me. I care more about if they want to do the stuff I want etc. I'm definitely selfish.

Strange thing is nobody seems to notice. I know I'm not your typical robot, but I feel content here. I feel like I should be a robot, and I would if I didn't have the burden of everyone around me stopping me.

>>35766850
Fuckin hell she's fit mate

I have an online friend who told me he didn't care if he lived or died and wished people didn't care about him.
It kinda scared me because I know he has so much to offer people and he's just in a bad place.

>>35766900
Agreed but she has a giraffe neck from that angle.

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gotta remember a lot of people on this are either americans (over dramatic) or under age (over dramatic), hence all the suicide/gf threads and shit.

>>35766850
>girlfriend

You mean girl(male)friend.

>>35766900
Thanks mate. Was a big upgrade from my last one. We broke up a few days ago, this one's new. Traded her in for the model up. Social status has risen already.

>>35766933

Jay-J, I've sent you a friend request through 4chan Pass, please accept.

Are people seriously believing this shite?

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>>35766850
>had to change his look and personality.
Jesus fuck lad.
Is it really worth it?
I never changed my personality or looks and I've got a wife.
>looking like a nu-male.
shit lad, I'd hate to see what you looked like.

>>35766807
I used to do this a few years back

>posting on a gaming news forum
>post daily with agreeable opinions
>become renowned on the site as someone with great opinions on games
>nearly 50,000 post rep over 3-4 years
>Witcher 3 is released
>Start posting it's trash but make it believable
>Everyone begins to agree with me
>Shit talk anyone on forum that disagrees with me

Was pretty funny desu

>>35766914
Long necks are subliminally attractive
>>35766933
Any more pics desu

>>35766967
Who do you support Damonlad?

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Telstar might be the best song I've ever heard.

>>35766546
I swear I'm not memeing when I say I used to sell this guy drugs

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>>35766967
Yeah it was absolutely worth it mate.
>>35766986
Here's one where you can see her legs.
>>35767029
What's my old name then?

Is this Jay-J the new expermential characters from the writers of poleaboo?

>>35766993
What version lad

>>35767055
I'm trying to hate you but you're just not as despiseable as poleaboo.

>tfw just a simple honest brit lad and i don't get any (You)s meanwhile obvious bait and tripfags are rolling in them

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>>35766990
The glorious Hibernian. Had a season ticket from 2002-2009 then I just went to the odd game here and there. Haven't been to a proper game since about 2012.

As for my 'English' team, I'd say Newcastle, I followed them as a kid and was at the 5-0 game against Manchester back in '96 with my dad. He was a big toon supporter.
Now I'd say I'm more of a neutral.

>>35767055
>absolutely worth it
Okay then lad, if it's working I guess.
I don't think I could change though, fuck that. I mean stop sleeping around is one thing, but a full personality, fuck that.

>>35767082
Maybe not. Every new poleaboo character mentions their mummy/daddy issues in their first 40 posts.

>>35767055
I cant remember. If I'm right you once hiked up Mt Snowden for the British Heart Foundation (or maybe the red cross).

/Canadafeels/ are trying again, wonder if they'll break the 200 post mark this time

>>35767055
What is it like changing your personality?
Do you ever have days when you wish you could go back to your previous one?
Do you even lose your previous one or is it more that your hiding behind the new one?
Sorry about the questions, was curious.

What you listening to lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibQR0tQ0P8

>>35767106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxpZ5rOMH4U
The first version, I think.
I'd not heard of Joe Meek until a few months ago, and I've developed a mild interest in him a few days ago.

@35767124
Subtle begging for (yous)
Disgusting lad.

I find it wild that /britfeel/ is basically detached from /r9k/ with it's own memes and etiquette. I don't go on any other board or even any other thread anymore than this one

>>35767156
nothing subtle about it, give them to me, stop encouraging bait

>>35767055
Sorry if it's been asked but how lone have you been 'the new you'?

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>>35767108
I'm glad. I also dislike poleaboo.
>>35767129
Honestly it's not that bad. I just got coached on some key personality points.

My coaches chose three core personality values, 7 unique quirks, and one cause to believe in.

It's called the "Personality Hierarchy System".

I just need to demonstrate my core personality value four times a week, demonstrate my second personality value twice a week, and my third personality value once a week.

Then I just display all seven of my personality quirks once per week. And rally my cause three times a week.

For example, one of my "unique quirks" that I was assigned was posing for photos with bags of tea.

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>>35767148
Right now this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29uruM5-VYo
but before that Okkervil River - In a radio song.

>tfw still using winamp despite having foobar installed for years.

>>35767192
And yet a lot of /brit/ has the 'normie get out' rhetoric. Shame they cant just enjoy the bants.

lads, british empire when?

i reckon we will have to bring back the british empire if leaving the eu doesent work out. it will be a right laugh, going to war with the brit feel lads. we can easily take back ireland and scotland if they try and vote for independence.

>>35767151
Good tune lad, do you like Apache by the shadows

>>35767129
How do you feel about Neil Lennon? Imo he's a great capture in general but having the connections at Celticwinslol make it's even sweetier.

>>35767234
When did you change and how long did it all take?

>>35767234
What were the core values and the cause? It sounds like you're making yourself into a character more than changing your personality, if that makes any sense.

>>35767259
Just gave it a listen, and I can definitely hear a resemblance between the two. Pretty good song, thanks lad.

>>35767244
>And yet a lot of /brit/ has the 'normie get out' rhetoric

they are insecure, and they dont even know what a normie is. they think anyone that has had sex is automatically a normie.

>>35767192
Same here.

The vibe I get from britfeel is strange. The lads on here aren't like the rest of this shithole. I like it.

>>35767351
yeah, the rest of r9k is more cringy and edgy. i guess us brits are just more chill.

>>35767342
Yeah it's a bit slower, but a grower.

>>35767372
We don't fight the fact that we're losers. We just kind of accept it. Such is the British way.

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>>35767234
Not gonna lie, that sounds like a lot of work. I don't think I could do all that. Shit, takes me the time to get out of bed for work, never mind all that too. Still sounds like it's working.
>Yorkshire tea.
I'll stick to my Tetley's like the commoner I am.

>>35767277
Was pretty much like 'oh fir fucks sake' when I heard he was up for it, then he got it and I wasn't happy, felt he got a free ride with sellick because diddy league. But I'll be honest, the man is on fleek and he's pretty much won us the better Scottish league.
Be good to see how we do next season in the "top" league with the weedgies and the hearts. And I feel like we're defo gonna get a place in the cup final, the Dons are pish,.

>>35767136
No, not me. That's not part of my values.

>>35767142
It's a little weird but it's systematic, and now I've been doing it for so long that it almost feels natural.. Tonight was a bit weird when my old personality came out a bit, but I can just stuff it back down.

I would never go back to the old personality, it just wasn't working for me.

>>35767231
>>35767290
It's been a process lad. I started in late 2015. Changed my name last year.

>>35767314
My three personality values are "Love of Music", "Compassionate Liberal" and "Fashion Forward". They are at complementary points of the personality wheel, making up the "hipster triad".

My cause is being a practical labour supporter who wants Corbyn out, but for reasons of electability.

To be honest this is one of the hardest bits as before I supported UKIP.

>>35767192
It is odd

I go on this general everyday basically, chat shit about nonsense with some randomers for an hour or two at a time and then fuck off

Quite comfy

>>35767426
>That's not part of my values.
Cool. Rob told me not to sell you any more K because he was worried about your heart problem btw.

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>>35767148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEmqJBcQ2lg

Is Sarah Bonito the cutest british girl?

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>>35767460
This Rob?

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>>35767347
It's just how the ball rolls I guess, it's easier to bitch at everyone else than look at what's really bothering them. The normie boogeyman is just an easy out for them.

>>35767410
Self-deprecation is the British way. I mean just look at our comedians.(The good ones).

>"Love of Music", "Compassionate Liberal" and "Fashion Forward"

What music you into lad?
I don't get why you want Corbyn out though, he's probably the only good thing about labour right now.

Are you sure you're 'fashion forward'? Not trying to be a dick, but the pics you post I wouldn't exactly be calling Raf Simmons to check you out for inspo anytime soon.

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>>35767549
Meant to tag this lad in my post.
>>35767426

Very weird feel right now lads

>be talking to a normie girl when I was 13-14
>wouldn't say she was a chav but she spent most her nights in a field getting drunk with mates
>back then she linked me to My Bloody Valentines Loveless album
>didn't think much of it, 13 year old me thought the album was trash
>come across it again today

Weird tbqh, the girl now is a peng 20 year old club promoter, I didn't think much of it then but she had pretty unique music taste

>>35767549
I don't really want corbyn out, to be honest I don't care that much about politics.

The "Fashion Forward" trait isn't necessarily about clothes. More just about being a follower of trends in general.

>>35763621
>tissues
Normie teir
>want sock
Robot thir
>cum jar
SUPREME ROBOT TEIR

>>35767694
What about a cum pipe leading directly to the drain outside of my window? Asking for a friend.

>>35767666
I'd say it's weird that a 13 year old was into My Bloody Valentine

>>35767694
what about just cumming in your pants and not putting clean ones on after?

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>>35767684
Fair enough lad.

I'm not very fashion forward these days. I dress like I've dressed for the last 10 years. Which is basically >>35765500 with a pair of Adidas, Diadora or Lacoste trainees.

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>>35767760
My stylist recommended I pick up these trousers.

What does everyone else think?

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>>35767820
I think your stylist is a troll lad.

>>35767820
Reckon your stylist is pulling your leg

>>35767820
I can imagine your stylist giggling uncontrollably and nudging his friend with his elbow, pointing at you and saying "Look... There it is... He actually wore it...".

>>35767820
You're a fibber because why would anyone on here have a stylist

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Going to the shop in the morning lads, gonna buy some munch, no "real" food.

What do I get?

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>>35762560
here we go lad. she's not much of a cook either.

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>>35767897
>>35767906
>>35767958
They are expensive though, so you'd think they must be good.

This bomber jacket was also on the list, what about this?

>>35767977
I also have a personality coach.

>>35767996
skittles.maltesers.couple kinder eggs.sherbert dip. doritos and salsa.

>>35768047
You ever thought about being an actor? You seem like an empty void that can be filled with whatever is required.

>>35767549
>The normie boogeyman is just an easy out for them.

i agree. people should take responsibility for their actions or they may never make a positive change. i have problems but i dont blame "normies", i try to look change myself.

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>>35767977
I believe some it. If he has a 'life coach' then he probably has a stylist. I feel like his stylist is probably just a friend of his doing some community college fashion course though and couldn't tell you Raf Simmons from Hedi Slimane.

>>35768047
Bombers are last season lad, that I know for a fact, and that bomber is fucking terrible. Just get an Alpha industries one if you're gonna do the bomber meme.

Also, expensive doesn't mean good. Just look at Rick Owens stuff. It's expensive but it's atrocious.

>>35768067
very nice selection there, will add to the list

>>35768006
Do you have a discord?
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