they call mecloset
cause i was a big guy
bump bump bump1
>>35760040
creep.
orgrgdgse
>>35760040
They called me potty mouth because I told someone I was getting a porcelain crown
Moose.
I played Football.
>>35760219
top kek
originn
>>35760040
They called me Kyle, cause that's my name.
>>35760040
They called me Bear, because the class Chad said I looked like a pedophillic bear in a cartoon he saw. The meaning was quickly lost, but the name stuckI liked it
>>35760278
Is that you Kyle?
>>35760040
They called me donkey.
Because I'm short and hung.
computer hacker
Some guy called me San Andreas because I played GTA SA too much in class
>>35760040
dirty mexican
that's what I get for being half mexican, I guess
>be walking to bench where we all have lunch
>"What's up, dirty mexican."
>campus cop hears
>'What'd you just call him?'
>"Huh? N-no, it's just his nickname!"
>'I don't care, let's go, to the office.'
Kek, it had it's moments though
>>35760040
More like because you're stuck in th closet homo
I was "Cat-Fucker"
I have no idea why, I had no questionable interactions with any cats nor did my family ever own cats. In fact, I'm quite allergic to them
>>35760040
Fish.
Because of my buschemi eyes and apparently someone thought I really liked fish. It used to be a bully thing until I asked my friends to call me fish too, and now it's just my normal nickname.
They called me bicep, gif related why. Also I got called wild snake for some time, because I'm flexible
they call me "you" or "hey" because nobody remember or knows my name
>>35760040
You are russian right? Did they call you "shkaf"?
>>35760040
My nickname was sleepy head. Because I slept in class a lot.
>>35760040
I was always known, and still am, as Sketch because I always walked around with my hood up, and sunglasses on (when applicable). Even though she's the least sketchy looking person I lnow, when I started dating my ex she was crowned Mini-Sketch since she's 5'1. Also got called unibomber a lot, and there was one group that called me Jebadia because I grew in mybeard at 15.
>>35760040
Harry
I looked like harry potter
>>35760040
gorilla because i had retard strength heh
Lopsider because my chest is freakishly Lopsided on the left side.
>tfw literally never had a chance
They called me dark shadow because I was mysterious and could blend into the shadows with no effort. I commanded a lot of respect.
>>35760626
This, also "hey kid"
>kid
WE'RE THE SAME FUCKING AGE
Paper because I was extremely pale and thin
>>35760040
JC because of my initials and Horsey because of my mouth.
>>35760040
Stabber because I stabbed a kid in elementary with a pencil.
>>35760040
i didn't have a nickname. i was in a weird spot in high school because everyone was pretty nice to me, mostly, but i didn't realize that it was because i'm autistic and no one ever told me. like the kind of thing where popular kids act all buddy-buddy with you but you're never invited to any parties, or girls will hug you but never date you. kinda fucked me up once i had that realization
>>35761038
i did this too lol! nickname never stuck though. actually i stabbed someone in the hand with a pencil because he wouldn't stop annoying me, that was in high school
in elementary school i like, karate chopped this kid in the neck because he wouldn't stop annoying me
>>35760040
I was called "The Jokester" because my classmates would take anything I say and/or do (funny or unfunny) and turn it into a fucking meme.
I swear to god, up until this day, I still want to grab some of them and bash them against the wall.
Kassandra
Because I once predicted that a girl would fall down the stairs, and then she did
>>35760040
Radio.
I thought it was because I liked allot of different music.
It wasnt. They nicknamed me after the retarded nigger in the MOVIE radio.
I'm not even black...
>nimrod
>matchstick
>quasimodo
>kermit the frog
>>35760040
faggot
but then again I called them faggot back so I guess its okay
>wank stain because I once spilled apple juice on my shirt
>it stuck until the end of high school
>>35761381
Also Sandy cheeks in late highschool.
I have an overbite you COULD land a plane on.
mostly i was just referred to as faggot, retard, or asshole. girls would call my douche. it was all fine and dandy though, i still had a good time and was overall well-received.
Koala
I think it had to do something with me using a Big Koala yugioh card in Jr. High or something. No clue but it stuck through High School.
well mainly "school shooter" if that counts
My nickname was Tapeit stuck
Fat
qt161y1
>>35760040
"david"
i don't know how everyone knew my fucking name, people would come up to me and tell me hi and i'd have no fucking clue who they were
>>35760040
Big D
Pretty cool name if you ask me
>>35760040
Greasemy hygiene was fine, it's kinda similar to my name though
I remember in elementary school the "hottest" most popular girl in class called me Mowgli as in pic related.
To this day, I still don't know whether this is a compliment or the opposite.
Rape boy.
Not in high school, but uni.
Chad next to me told me to shout rape as loud as I could in the consent talk on the second day of uni
At least I only had to endure it for a couple of days, completely alienated myself after
>tfw you kind of miss it because you kind of had friends
They called me Mc Hung
>>35760040
Kid Meme
Squidward because i don't talk too much and i looked grumpy
>ctrl + f
>no results
You're getting better, 4chan.
>>35762897
mfw they called me spongebob because i was overly optimistic when talking to teachers
>>35763034
>he didn't spot it
>his fire isn't rising
>>35762897
Fuck I would have killed them. That really makes me angry.
>>35760040
They called me Jesus, because of my long hair, helpful but humble attitude, and the fact that I once took off 12-15 days of school so everyone thought I died so me returning was like Jesus coming back from the dead.
Guille
A fat guy with glasses that dropped out was named like that and he looked like me
They also told me that i looked like an undead, because i never spoke or showed any emotions, fucking assholes
>>35760307
>He doesn't know the pedo bear meme
Fucking newfag KYS
>>35760338
.... yeah?
Originolinni fettuccini
Marcus. My name is Steve, for some reason they decided it would be funny to start calling me something that wasn't my name, and it stuck.
>>35760040
I was called "Lady Killer", not to my face, but behind my back. They thought I was gonna shoot up the school because no girls went out with me.
>>35760040
Big Jim.
>Tfw quirky teacher made me pic-related
This black kid called me Goliath because I'm so tall.
>>35760040
People just called me by my last name for some reason. It's an ok "nickname" but I never understood why?
my name in high school: jeffrey
as an aircraft maintainer in the air force: dickfingers, cockfucker, 3-level, mosquito wings, virgin faggot
end this suffering please
Got called Mufasa or Vader in 10th grade on. Developed a fairly deep voice. People would stop me in the hall and ask me to say quotes from different shit.
>>35764338
Post volcano or gtfo
No srsly tho sumfin
I won the yearbook superlative "Most Argumentative", but the bullies just went "gobble gobble" at me.
>Jokes on them, though, I through each and every one of them around like a ragdoll with no punishment after that
>>35764665
threw*
I wasn't the best student.
>>35764532
*vocaroo
Not volcano
Sorry
My last name, or a truncated form of it. I did alright socially in high school, or at least the second part. Senior year best year of my life desu.
>>35764789
At work right now, but if this thread is still up when I get home, I'll post something.
my flatmate always tells me about this morbidly obese child they used to call Diabeto back in high school.
really sucks for him but that shit cracks me up every time i hear about it
Oreo
Because I'm black, and they said I act white. I didn't understand why people said that, so I asked a Stacy who laughed at me once. She said
>"you talk so proper and your quiet, it's sooo weird."
How am I supposed to talk and act?
>implying I was acknowledged in high school
>>35760040
Trash bitch because at the end of lunch chads would dump their garbage on me and my table would be shut down by the school because "i didn't clean up my mess"
>>35760040
gay
dunno why tho, maybe I had a high pitched voice...
>got called skittles because a kid who looked like me was nicknamed skittles
t-thanks i-guess
>>35765079
>How am I supposed to talk and act?
like an aggressive nig.
they called me mcdonalds because of my eyebrows
here a pic at that age..
14 there now 22 changed for the better thankfully
>>35760040
Exterminator dual blade
>>35760040
I stood up to my bullies once, so they called me...
>>35765079
You should be proud, anon. You may be black but you're not a nigger. I'd fight alongside you in the race war.
Tall guy
I'm 6'3 so yeah
They mostly called me a school shooter
>>35760040
Plagiarist
I thought it was pretty cool back then, and it was also accurate.
>school had theme days upcoming to the homecoming game
>one of them was a superhero day
>most people wore superhero related clothes (shirts with an icon, jacket with a cape etc)
>freshmen me didnt know that and went all out as the joker
>stuffy hot hallways and tight as shit suit because fat triggers asthma attack
got called "The Joker" for the rest of high school
>>35760040
One of the bully in my class literally called me "robot".
>>35765857
I got that once but I pinned the guy up against the lockers. Not entirely sure it helped. We were friends, and he was doing it half-jokingly, but I was not having a good morning.
>>35760040
I didn't have a nickname desu
"white boy"
>:|
>tfw was home schooled for high school, so nobody called me anything
>>35760040
bobby like from king of the hill because it was texas and I was awkward and forgetable