Has anyone else here fetishised retardation? I'm not attracted to retarded people, but I fantasise about being really ditzy, childlike and easily amused. Not incapable of looking after myself, but being someone who embodies 'ignorance is bliss.' And I'd have a really caring girlfriend who'd really enjoy taking care of me and making sure I'm not doing dumb shit or being taken advantage of or anything.
How deep do you think you could take Apu's BGC?
>>35759923
Helper's cock is probably small and cute
>>35759947
You literally just saw photographic evidence that this is not the case.
>>35759959
It was a shop
Oh no this is my fantasy
I want to be the caretaker of a cute boy who's a little dumb, feed him, tuck him in at night, and warn him about strangersalso reprimand him for rubbing his hard dick against me when we cuddle
>tfw this will always be creepy and no one will ever indulge it
>>35760416I would do that for you.Except the dumb part, sorry I just can't pretend that shit.
>>35760449
I mean dumb as in how it's described in the OP. Otherwise I'm doing things like bathing a fully cognizant adult, and that's just humiliating.
>>35760416
>tfw no protective gf to warn you about strangers and nasty girls who'd take advantage of you
juste
>>35760555
>g
how naive
>>35760570
>naive
don't you want me to be?
>>35760555
>tfw no helper bf to take care of when he's sick
>tfw no helper bf to pack lunches for and write sweet notes like "Mama loves you! XOXO"
>tfw no helper bf to kiss on the forehead
oh god pls be in vermont
>>35760521
That's what you think I'd love someone to wash my back desu senpai.
>>35760657
No. Then it's not caretaking anymore, it's being someone's house slave. Get out of my thread, normalshit
>>35760645
>US
FUCKING EVERY SINGLE TIME
>>35760645
Englandistan I'm afraidplz post more helpers i am running out
>>35760776
that's too bad ;-;you're a big boy so you can't ride on my shoulders, but i'll still hold your hand in public so you don't get lost
>>35760830
gosh that would be nice. we could stay inside and cuddle during thunderstorms too.
>>35760999
make this thread again if you ever move to burgerland
>>35761092
originalk
>>35761092
why don't you just go to europe