Do you have the virgin walk, robots?

>>35758774
most likely

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>>35758774
>Not merrily prancing about humming the Tom Bombadil song

>>35758774
I guess but it's to be expected since I'm a tranny

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>hands not in pockets

>new balance
kek

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HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT?

>>35758774

How do you walk like a normal person? Can someone post a guide to that please?

Anon that picture is missing the crucial point of walking on your toes and keeping your heels off the floor. They all have a bounce to their step.

>>35758774
This was either made by a roastie or a dirty transgender

>>35758853
normies have a sixth sense for virgins, and they're judging you

>>35758774
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

JUST

>>35758774
god damn. i literally meet almost all these criteria right down to the nb shoes. i don't think i look below parallel, but i could be wrong on that.

>>35758903
I'm not even a virgin though

>>35758862
I believe the main thing is to not look downwards. It's easy to practice and will make you feel much less self-conscious which might fix some of the other things. Just make eye contact with people walking past.

>>35758774
Do you post the same thread within 1 hour, robot?

no
i actually walk like jack sparrow

>>35758774
This should be renamed to "The City Walk". Basically everyone I know walks like this, even guys who have families with kids.

>>35758774
why the fuck did u post this thread when the same one was up already anon

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>>35758774

Holy shit... I walk like this all the time

What do ?!

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>hair seems to overreact to wind
Fuck
How do I fix this one?

No, people say I either walk in a confident manner or in an aggro manner, though that I blame on my squint because sunlight hurts my light eyes and I live in a tropical country, so it looks like I'm angry.

>>35760746
Cut your hair real short or wear a hoodie

I walk like this but I'm not even a virgin

>>35758774
Spot on
Who cares though desu senpai

Almost everyone walks like this or atleast adopts a few of its traits.

>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

What is wrong with this? I don't wanna walk the same speed lIke we know each other. It's just awkward.

>>35758774
I do but I'm not a virgin.

originellerinoho()=/

>>35760746
hair product obvs
>>35760800 is also an autist, dont listen to him

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>>35758774
That's actually the top-tier chad walk.I walk like that every day and whenever a girl sees me she offers to suck my dick.

Feels good man

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Aside from not autowalking and comfy hands, yeah, actually.

>>35761172
But like what products? I don't want anything that makes my hair look wet/greasy. Or smells.

>>35758774

Pretty much but I walk too slow. It bothers people. I can't help it! Just walk around me, Dylan, you fucking faggot lipped adopted piece of shit!

>>35758774
what hair has to do with walking
also
>stiff hands
>moves fast
thats also stupid

This picture is fucking hilarious, I hope it keeps getting reposted for the rest of the year. Designed specifically to target shy robots and their insecurities

>tfw someone told me I walk funny in middle school
You never forget that shit, especially when it came from a place of concern

>>35758920
In fact, but not in form.

>>35758924
What do I do with the wind hitting my eyes?

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>>35758774
I've trained myself not to look beta while I walk

>Always keep my head up
>no slouching
>Eyes forward or looking up
>Never submit to anyone walking past you, always follow a line
>Consciously make eye contact briefly with most people I pass

Other than that i walk exactly like the OP. Am I autistic?

The cure for the virgin walk is cardio, you will gravitate towards a natural more efficient gait and your muscles will develop making it easier to maintain it. When I am tired I often find myself reclining like a male model posing, I look a little more human.

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>>35758774
32khv neet, I was doing virgin walk before it was a thing

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>>35760746

get some gel

i used to think it was just for douchebags but honestly a bit of gel to give yourself a bit of "bed head" does wonders for just about any look

it will not be an adequate replacement for lack of self-confidence but it will help

pic related

>>35758774
what is the ""non-virgin" walk then?

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>>35758774
what the fug

delete this

too many things are correct

To me this just seems like the general "unconfident walk" most beta's have, not necessarily virgins, but insecure people
Many city dwelling office workers I know walk like this

I'm a virgin and do things like a virgin. Also /r9k/ cares more about these things than normalfags do.