any christian robots have a hard time finding a christian girl ?

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nope

pic reIated

I don't think Christians should be robots

The problem is I don't go to church, drink a lot, and also jerk off all the time and spend most of my time on 4chan. Even if I did find one it wouldn't last long before she realized how autistic I am.

>christian robots

why are you here
if you're a Leon Bloy incel christian then you can stay
if not back to /pol/ with you

>finding a christian girl
haha how about a gf
at all
back to /pol/

>tfw had a childhood friend that was a devout Christian
>we almost started dating in middle school
>my autism at that time really started to become obvious
>she slowly started to drift away after that
I stop and think about her sometimes, thinking about what could have been. My time with her was the only time I was ever truly happy. I havent spoken with her in years, but I do occasionally Facebook stalk her, to see what she has been up to. Looks like she is still devout Christian.

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>>35758974
>why are you here

well mostly i like to talk to self-absorbed chronically depressed atheists about why everything they believe about existence is wornf and how they need to surrender their life to christ in full repentance of their sin

that and make poop jokes

you?

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>>35759112
>What the fuck are Christians doing on 4chan?

i would refer you to the answer i gave before @ >>35759065

>>35759065
>>35759134
>Russian
Ah that explains how you could be this stupid

>>35759112
this guy is a long-term shitposter from way back
he has been here for-fucking-ever. I have no idea what he gets out of it

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>>35759156
jokes on you - i would be stupid in any country

>>35759167
>long-term shitposter

ur :3 kind

>>35759201
I had no idea you were Russian
this twee girly stuff you do doesn't jibe at all with you actually being a violent subhuman

>>35759112

*funky town starts playing*

Orig

>>35759112
browsing this site

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>>35759230
Why are you browsing such a sinful website?

Doing so directly violates your religion.

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>>35759219
>this twee girly stuff you do doesn't jibe at all with you actually being a violent subhuman

speaking as a wymynz i find that discriminatory and somewhat triggering - girls can be big meany poopyheads to you know!!1!1!

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>>35759259
because im bored kek xDD

>>35759297
>Boredom is an excuse to break your religion
How are you Christian exactly?

>>35758717
I'm a hard-core Catholic and when I spoke with girls they were all, every one, on the entire
>'I am going to college and getting at least a bachelor's and starting a career before I even *think* about boys!'
I was getting really upset because I want to start a family sooner rather than later.
One girl was the WORST.
>Oh, I really like you! Oh, I think you're great. No - we can't even TALK about such things until a year or two after I graduate
There was a girl I was really interested in and she was in the same boat, but my dad mentioned to her mom how frustrated I was and all of a sudden the girl start talking to me about how she wants a family, and school is boring, and she might drop out.
She finished her term 2 weeks ago and I asked her to court about a week past and she agreed.
I am having dinner with her family Sunday.

>>35758717
Female atheists are nonexistent. I've only seen two. If by Christian you mean "true" Christians those girls are the biggest roasties. My uncle fucks 4 women at his church on a regular basis. He also dated a 5th from the church

>>35759112
We go amongst the sinner to spread the Gospel of Christ so that you may find eternal life.
No.
Really.

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>>35759301
>hurr durr ur not christuan if u break the bibbel xDDD

plz
god wont get angry at me for looking at a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>35759259
Jesus hung out with sinners. Jesus loves you no matter what you've done.

And Reddit is not an option. They hate christians more than forechins.

Original.

>>35759338
I like to be among the sinners because I am one and make no pretense. I may be a christian, but i'm no better than any banepoaster.

i can see how SJW culture is turning christians into limpdick hipsters and it sucks.

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>>35759338
hey - look at you

respeknucklz

>>35759259
Chirst hung out with sinners *because they needed saving*
Christians are SUPPOSED to seek out sinners and be a positive example for them
>FFS

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>>35759316
Wow!
An actual reply to OP!

>>35759316
Nice man you might make it

>>35759259
we all have disgusting buttholes, even stacies

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>being a Christian
>wanting a Christian girlfriend
What the fuck is wrong with you, anon? Are you retarded or something?

>>35759316
dont forget us when youre married

>>35759451
>posting anime
no i think u may be retarded friendo

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>>35759488
Yeah man, how silly of me, posting anime images on an anime imageboard! Almost as silly as being a Christian.

>>35759404
>>35759338
>>35759355
I respect you less for being here, you aren't reaching out to sinners, you're sinning.

It's a fucking joke that people like you are allowed to attest to being adherents to a faith they don't really follow every single Sunday. Shit like >>35759319 really makes you wonder how any person with a high IQ could lower themselves into even saying that they're Christian.

>>35758717
>religions are a lie.

>>35759523
>>>/a/
you stupid fucking weeb

>>35759532
>I respect you less for being here
you must really hate yourself, friendo

>>35759555
how is that original?

science is an illusion of observation

>>35759316
Eventually she will resent you for "making" her drop out and denying her of another life with a career. Your marriage will become empty and you will both grow to hate each other until you guys divorce once your children are 18

>>35759532
>you're sinning
How?
By comforting people when they are sad?
By telling people not to give up?
By reassuring the frightened and giving them courage?
By telling the truth to counter lies?
You have no idea what you are talking about.

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>Going to church for girls

>>35759618
>when a nigga start talking shit and u ain't having it :fire: :100: :tearslaughing:

>>35759641
I didn't know oracles hung out on arcanine

>>35759607
Why would I?

I don't believe in a creator who frowns upon my lifestyle and requires my full love and devotion in order to be saved by him. If I did I wouldn't be here breaking his laws, commandments and creeds.

>>35759662
>tfw got eternal life
>tfw forgot to ask for eternal youth
>tfw shrunken down into a womanlet
>no one understands greek anymore
>no one cares about your prophecies
>feet hurt

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>>35759618
>implying
/pol/ is a joke and so are you
fag 8^)

>>35759319
>My uncle also once bit the head off a wolverine. And he was in the 1978 olympics. And he once had sex with Ginger Rogers, and he fucked 9 women at once when he was a Navy SEAL!
Uh-huh
Ever think that your uncle-who-goes-to-church-to-fuck-women might be a lying to you like he does to the pastor?

>>35759694
>this image needs to be made

>>35759666
Get behind me, Satan! Lies!!!

I don't believe God frowns on us for being shitheads. I do believe He's coming to make everything better for all of us, past present and future.

Jesus paid for the sins of all. Our suffering will eventually end. That I believe.

>>35759666
>Thou shalt not go online
never seen that one
>Thous shalt not comment on imageboards
never seen that one, either
>Thou shalt not talk to sinners
That one is impossible, because all people are sinners, including all Christians
>Thous shalt not find humor in things
Nope. Nowhere in the bible.
What, uh, laws commandments and creed does going on 4chan violate, O Theologian?

>>35759726
>christianity is a joke
>one of the world's largest and most influential religions is a joke

this is why u gotta exterminate weebs
go back to watching ur chinese kids shows u retard

>>35759762
>>35759741
>Deaden, therefore, your body members that are upon the earth as respects fornication, uncleanness, sexual appetite." (Colossians 3:5)
>Everyone that keeps on looking at a woman so as to have a passion for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
>Let fornication and uncleanness of every sort or greediness not even be mentioned among you." (Ephesians 5:3)
>The works of the flesh are manifest, and they are fornication, uncleanness, . . . and things like these. As to these things I am forewarning you, the same way as I did forewarn you, that those who practice such things will not inherit God's kingdom." (Galatians 5:19-21)
If you've ever seen or fapped to porn you're a sinner.

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>>35759830
You're right, anon. One of the world's biggest lies isn't a joke. Good point.
Now go pretend you're a Christian somewhere else, pal.

>>35759887
i'm pretty sure every christian knows that one

hence the need for a sinless redeemer

>>35759906
>comes into a christian thread
>gets triggered and starts spazzing

wanna know how i can tell ur retarded?

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>>35760000
>expects people to respect his opinion and not to spaz
>ON 4CHAN, of all places
Jesus anon, you silly boi. Back to christianmingle.com with ya.

>>35760044
>posts gore
>posts anime
>says its ok to spaz cuz its 4chin

well your not wrong there
i would cut back on the edge though buddy

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>>35760078
>i would cut back on the edge though buddy
Maybe. Here, have a cute gif, anon.

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>>35760113
haha thats pretty cool
here have one urself

>>35758784
I'm not buying your domain name.

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- from the journal of a christian girl

>>35760245
2luongdidnotread

>>35760291
OK mong, here's a highlight

>But this man, so well-endowed that it took my breath away, so talented that it shocked me, was easily one of the best lovers I've had.

>>35760291
she is roastie who fucks guys regularly while also claiming to be a pious practicing christian. essentially she is too retarded to into coherence.

>>35760245
this is so true. there are women who will tell you they are practicing christians and it is the most important thing in there life and then they will go to a club and get fucked by chad and not even think twice about it. do they even know what they believe, are they even human?

>>35760377
>are they even human?
no, anon, they are women.

>>35760334
>>35760342
And God made sex pleasurable. There are lots of whores in the Bible. Even Israel is called a whore.

Men are whores. We're all whores if you think about it.

>>35759443
I hope so
Her dad seems OK with it

>>35760426
yeah but the bible says sex is for marriage, when it refers to israel as a whore it is saying bad things about it. that is the majority of the old testament anon it is just israel was good now it is bad time to send a new prophet to fix that shit and things are pretty good for a while and then things fuck up.

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>>35759112
Is it bad that shit like this doesnt phase me anymore? Fuck

>>35760342
>claiming to be a pious practicing christian

>USA
>National of Christians and promote the notion
>Still hateful, bigotted and heartless
>Extremely self serving

Christians are such hypocrites. They should act more like Jesus and spread compassion.

>Catholics
>Lel if I repent I'll be absolve of sins
Literally the worst.

>>35759830
>The USA has to back a Mormon for president in a past election
Christians are retarded.

>>35759532
nigga it's just an image board i like funny dog picture how is sin

>>35758717
Nay. They're pretty easy to find really. Show up to a liberal church and whiteknight. You'll have plenty.

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>>35760499
>implying electing trumpo was a mistake
wew lad

you are allowed to hate christians all you want but why do it here? the point of this thread was to talk about finding a christian grillfriend

>>35760605
>Trump
Another false Christian. If you can't see that than you are false too. Jesus is the way to salvation. Many Christians need to reevaluate their beliefs and not cling to their indoctrinationed sense of Christianity. They are obviously not practioners of Christ

>>35758717
Christian women are the biggest whores on earth.

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>>35760862
>false christian
sure i may not be a very good christian but if i still believe in christ and god what does that make me theb?

>>35760934
someone who believes in christ and god

nothing more

>>35759112
Spic cartels are truly the worst

>>35761035
oh ok then
didnt get the memo that there your definition of a christian was the correct one

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>go to small Christian university
>most of the girls wear booty shorts, crop tops, skintight pants, etc
>it's physically attractive (obviously) but I legitimately have a hard time respecting them

>>35761068
i didn't give a definition of a christian

>>35758717
I'm Catholic, and have always been the only one in my friend group to have any sort of religious beliefs whatsoever. I just want a guy who I can go to church with, but that I can still relax around and not have to be that certain type of uptight you have to be to fit in around other Catholics. In my area it seems to be one extreme or the other, either you are insanely religious or militant atheist.

>>35760514
Because 4chan isn't just funny dog picture, that's what Facebook is.

None of the pink boards are Christian material.

>>35760245
Anon, your post reminds me of something that really upsets me about internet culture. People search really hard to find an example of hypocracy and then claim that completely destroys the other side. I see this all the time on Reddit, 4chan, political media, facebook, and even sometimes irl. People will highlight a cherry picked christian/feminist/racist/black/muslim/conservative/liberal/fillintheblank to make their own cause look better.
For a religion as big as Christianity, would you really expect to find zero bad apples? What about the possibility that this girl will come to her senses and repent of her extra marital sex? I don't know is this is your experience or not, but I have met lots of Christian girls that strive for sexual purity, even if they are not 100% without sin.
I really wish people would focus their arguments on general trends, rather than solitary individuals.

>>35760568
Or show up at a baptist church and quote scripture you memorized. Not quite as easy as your suggestion though.

>>35759156
that's shit tier google tramslate bruv

>>35760934
You have to follow Christ to be a christian. Just believing is not enough.

>>35761161
O N T A R I O

Though I only go to church a few times a year, why does it have to be in the morning ;~;

>>35760377
>>35760245
>>35761461
I think what's to be learned from this is that the phrase "I am a Christian" only means that the person is saying that they're a Christian and that's where it stops until you gather more facts about the person.

Christian has kinda died as a word, people believe that if you aren't Christian you aren't a [insert positive adjective] person so of course the scum of the Earth are going to say that they're Christian.

>>35761161
I am a Latin Mass Catholic and it always used to weird me out how Novus Ordo Catholics were nervous around me.
Then I learned they thought I was judging them.
I just like the old Mass!

>>35761552
>Mornings? That's for sleeping and playing vidya, I can't spare morning time for my Lord and Savior!

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>>35761461
Core tenet of Christianity
>Everyone, *EVERYONE*, is flawed, everyone makes mistakes, and *EVERYONE* sins. Only God if perfect
Main argument of Internet Atheists
>"LOLOL!! This Christian I now is flawed and imperfect and he SINNED! Xtianity BTFO!!111!"
The ignorance is amusing

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>>35761552
>not going to the Vigil Mass at 5:30 Saturday night, then going to dinner with the Single Group after

>>35761848
>everyone makes mistakes
Woops accidentally shoplifted a thousand dollars worth of merchandise
Woops accidentally had 20 guys stick their penis in my vagina
Woops accidentally killed my neighbor

Good thing skypapa has my back cuz everyone makes mistakes!!!

>>35761552
You can go at noon where I live, or even 4 if you go on Saturday. Plus it helps that my church is within walking distance, so it's not a huge affair for me to go.
>>35761803
I always get the feeling I'm being judged by other members of the congregation, but most of them are pretty great. I grew up in it, when to school there, and worked there during the summers while I was in college, so people know me there. I like them and have good relationships with most, but none of them really strike me as people I could relax around, or have fun with. It's a very uptight environment.

>>35761902
Nah, the point is you're forgiven when you're actually sorry, not just because you say the words. People can change and learn from their mistakes, and sometimes good people do shitty things. It avoids that whole idea that if you fuck up once, you're damned forever.

>>35762011
Seems like a good way for a person claiming to be the authority of this religion to have people who do bad things give them money for forgiveness. I wonder if that ever happened or if any texts were ever changed based on this.

Would be pretty crazy right?

>>35761902
are you 12? Or slow?

>>35762084
Neither, or else I'd be a Christian.

>>35762045
I never said is was immune to exploitation, just that your interpretation was off.

Indulgences don't exist anymore outside of the group of "sow your seed" televangelists. Sure, you can donate to the church during the service if you want to help out, but forgiveness through confession is entirely free (at least as a Roman Catholic).

>>35762045
Huh.
Imagine if the group actually made the leaders swear enforceable oaths of poverty sou they would be strictly limited in what they could own, earn, even use or keep.
A group like that could potentially be, oh, the largest single charity in the world, couldn't it?

Ever heard of such a thing?

>>35762096
Is that why you don't know basic facts about how life works?

>>35762126
>outside of the group of "sow your seed" televangelists
You make it sound like these people aren't making billions and aren't exploiting hundreds of millions of Christians. Everyone's grandma watches these jokers with their private planes and neighborhood sized mansion and ordinary young people gobble their shit up and tribute and attend to their charades like cattle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdH2DGSXjss
Joke religion.

>>35762191
Ha, I see, I'm so much smarter than you that it's insane, I just joked because I thought you were just slinging shit but you don't even understand the post. Hilarious and sad!

>>35762279
>Joke religion.
Fucking duh. Just because there are some shitty assholes out there exploiting people doesn't mean it's representative of the entirety of Christianity. No one's arguing that televangelists aren't scam artists, but you'd have to be willfully ignorant to think they represent the religion as a whole.

>>35761949
The church my family goes to is a 40-minute drive away.

>>35761874
>tfw Protestant

Sometimes it seems like it would be nice to be a normal American Christian man who listens to country music, drives a pickup truck, goes to church every Sunday, etc. Problem is that most Christian girls, at least in rural areas, are gigantic whores and ride the cock carousel harder than city girls. The sickening part is that while doing so, they keep the whole "good Christian girl" face and "I'm going to marry a nice Christian country boy".

So in a way I pity the pious Christian man. You'll never find a genuinely good Christian girl.

>Come into thread for pictures of cute christian girls
>Get nothing

Such is life.

>>35762407
> You'll never find a genuinely good Christian girl.
I have had the exact opposite experience, but okay. There are whores in every different subgroup of women, but religious girls most definitely have the least.

>>35762407
Here in rural midwestern Ontario, all the girls are married with kids in their early 20's. Back in my old private Christian high school, only a few people were having sex. Several couples who started dating in high school have since gotten married.

>>35762442
Please allow yourself to be in >>35761552

Keep in mind I'm fat too

Is it "difficult?"

Isn't it as simple as going to church every week, seeing a cute girl, and then afterwards approaching her with small talk like "what did you think of today's sermon?" and then inviting her out somewhere?

Christfags got it good.

It doesn't matter if a girl is Christian. What I want is a girl whose father is Christian.
It implies a firm and solid upbringing.
I'm pretty traditional, so when I think of marriage, I think of her family as well. If she's bad seed, nothing good can come out of it.

That said, as a man, it's up to us to restore order. Women are just baby making machines. It is still up to us to raise good Christian sons and daughters.

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>>35762475
>approaching her with small talk

>>35762382
Any system that can easily be exploited without breaking the rules of said system can't be one created by an omniscient god of good.

>>35762442
>tfw no Christian bellygf

>>35762407
I went to catholic school growing up, and no one was fucking anyone. There were plenty of serious relationships, but definitely no whores. College was a huge culture shock for me, with everyone fucking everyone.

Religious girls seem to be waaaaay more sexually conservative, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>35762571
>Nonvirgin

Eyuuup

>>35762541
Anyone who speaks in absolutes about the specifics of something they don't even believe exists can't be trusted to produce a worthwhile opinion.

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>God gives you life
>Jesus died so we can have eternal life
>Waste it all and make shit mistakes undeserving of God's love
I'm such a failure I really don't deserve it

>>35763094
He made you. Every single atom. He's not disappoint.

>>35760245
you hear this sort of thing over and over from guys who practice game in churches

tall chad thundercocks only have to secretly let the virgin good-girls know that they're players who fuck heaps of women and also want to fuck them, and it just turns these inexperienced girls' crotches into a swamp

i dont know how religions avoided this sort of secret eloping in the past, and I'm beginning to suspect they never did. things have always been this way. which would explain the universal male fascination/fear of cuckoldry

>>35763386
i wonder if that's a myth to get horny boys into church

>>35758717
Is there a christian tinder?