>Anon can I use your computer to search for something?

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>there's nothing illicit on my computer
>still afraid to let them use it

Parents discovering porn multiple times in the past has scarred me forever.

Sure.
*Logs into designated account*
This isn't hard.

>>35756896
>Parents discovering porn
any greentexts of what happened?

>>35756877
I made a different account just for this type of situation. Now I don't have to hide porn tabs or disable my thumbnails

Fuck I hate this
Fuck you dad

>>35756877

how about you buy your own computer?
computers don't grow on trees you fucking normie.

>>35756915
First off, I was a retard kid. Got a couple stories:

>really young, maybe 8 or so
>discover I like huge tits somehow
>use shitty dial-up internet to access porn
>didn't know history was a thing
>parents gave me a stern talking to about it
later...
>decide to create my own account on the computer, password-locked, to avoid getting nailed for porn
>decide to make my wallpaper just a massive fucking pair of tits
>parents get suspicious of the account
>force me to unlock it in front of them
>sister is in the room and bursts out laughing
>solemnly delete the account as my parents watch
even more later (16-17)...
>basically a faggot, as in gay (porn, man...)
>have a shitty little netbook
>have downloaded a number of videos from gay sites
>password protect the files so they can't be opened
>computer is password protected too
>get in trouble somehow and have it taken away
>parents somehow manage to unlock it and look through my files
>confront me about them and start reading the file names
>tell them frantically they were files automatically downloaded with a video downloader application and were from pop-ups
>they seem to have bought it but probably just knew that I was a faggot from that point forward

So yea, that was basically it. I don't save pornographic images anymore, but I'm still anxious as hell to let anyone use my technology.

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>>35757011
Topkek that was funny to read. My sister caught me searching for porn once

>2nd grade
>windows 98
>look up "naked girls" and "boobs" in clip art.
>sister sees search history
>calls me pervert

My maid caught me jerking off too.

>>35756877
Did you pay for this computer? No?

Then there's your answer.

>>35757156
My father gave me a talk too
>be like 12
>googling "nude women"
>save some images in a folder within a folder within a folder among folders within a folder because I didn't know about passwords
>delete from history
>they go to recent documents and the pics are right there
>admit to a nude woman pic assure the one with the woman fucking is not mine (lel)
>dad tells me that he doesn't mind but I should be more cautious because of stepmom and stepsis

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>>35757011
lol this is funny

12
> have my first ever fap until ejaculation to some weird german couple
> cum 12 years of built up cum literally everywhere
> it doesnt stop cumming for atleast 10 seconds
> didnt even enjoy it because i didnt know wtf was going on
> literally cant find the where the cum went so i just get in the bath
> dad says there was snot all up the curtains next to me the next day and to clean up after myself in the future
> looks fucking traumatized

13
> caught watching that 2007 3d porno with the school teacher with my bro sitting on the bed next to me
> mum doesnt know wtf she is looking at
14-17
> not allowed to use my dads laptop anymore
> have masted the art of stealing it and wiping it clean of history and cookies
> fapping to lesbian strap on porn when suddenly car drives down the road
> go quickly to close it but it freezes with the strap on in the girls mouth
> dad says he forgot his laptop and takes it with him
> says his customer saw it when he was trying to show him his investments

18 to now
> dad bought me my own computer
> much better than his shitty laptop
> whole family stomps around the house when im on it
> so ashamed

>>35757274
>whole family stomps around the house when im on it
lmao what the fuck

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>I'm too stupid to make a guest account: The post

>sure, just don't look at my porn.

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SURE THlNG FAMALAM

>out of state
>stupid idiot sister spills soda on her laptop
>Get a call from mom
>Your sister used your computer and found some things
>She found the fake emails and skype and videos loops and voice clips I used to scam gold off Runescape betas
>Son, are you a tranny

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
true story. happened like 3 years ago

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>make guest account
>they're incessant on asking why i had to make a guest account, why they can't just use my computer as is, why it looks different than normal, and ends up asking if i have something to hide

>>35757872
Why are robots such betas that they can't even tell people to fuck off an mind their own business?

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>>35756906
>tfw never got caught masturbating or people seeing my porn i look up

>>35757274
>whole family stomps around the house when im on it
I have to do that each time my father is with his laptop, I can't even count the times I've caught him watching porn in the living room. He doesn't care anymore, sometimes when I'm in my bed trying to sleep I hear girl moans coming down from the living room. He even watches porn while my mom is also on the living room watching TV.

>tfw mom caught me with my dick out jerking off

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since this thread has seemed to have turned into "have your parents caught you watching porn?"
>be about 16, watching foot fetish porn
>mum comes into my room
>go onto a 4chan tab I already had open and go to take a piss (my bathroom is right outside my room) since I figured she wanted to talk to me
>nope
>walks over to my computer
>notices it
>asks me why it's there (luckily for me she only saw the tab name, didn't look at it)
>tell her it's a popup and 'weird things come up sometimes that I don't notice'
>I think she bought it but I don't know for sure
>never been caught since
>since then I have also explored much more depraved fetishes and I'm glad it was only footfag shit she noticed

>have google as my default search with safe search on
>use based bing for lewds