what is your poop schedule? how many times do you poop a day?

>>35753229
I poop once or twice a week. I've never been much of a shitter.

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>>35753284
Nigga what the original fuck

>>35753284
you should probably poo more often than that

>>35753284
Can confirm, for some reason I've gotten IBS and it has fucked me over.

Haven't felt the same since.

Rly wanna kill myself sometimes.

>>35753229
twice a day one time in the morning one time in the evening but sometimes more

i poop in the morning and in the evening and in the night

>>35753537
I shit more, I shit at least thrice a day
though almost never in the evening

My minimum is i poop once in 2 days
My maximum is i poop twice the same day.

I skip breakfast everyday and tend to have one or two big meals a day. Im healthy and not fat. A bit soft on my tummy now that i havent exerciyed in the winter

Funny poop related greentext ?
>be 10
>relatives came over
>afraid to go on duty
>same the other day
>it hurts
>family trip to tesco
>i sit on anything to plug my asshole
>im terrified to go poopie
>tell mom
>supervises me while i try to poop
>hiroshime explosion
>the toilette bowl is paintsd red with my blood
>start crying
>a bit traumatized even
>doctor says its allright and its nothing serious but i must poop at least daily
>mom keeps track of my poop schedulr
>the next year of poopie time is horrible
>check for blood every single time
>no blood

Thats my poop histoty

>>35753229
Once a day. Sometimes once every other day.

>>35753229
I poop at work to save toilet paper at home