Do you walk the virgin walk, r9k?

this really describes me. i look a lot like that guy as well which doesn't help

>>35752998
>artist even put in listening to music

yep

i even do the virgin repost the same exact thread within a scant few hours

wait, no i don't, that is you, op

>>35753092
this thread is concluded as of this original post

>>35752998
fuck you stop giving normalfags signals to find us FUCKING FDUCK FUCK

>>35753130
>FDUCK
kek'd

>>35753130
Should we tell him?

Okay, normalfags can tell if you're an autist within seconds, hell you'd be able to do that too if you could see yourself.

Only way for us is the noose anon, we're shit at being people, we really are.

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>>35752998
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
God strike me down where I stand

>>35752998
I hope you keep reposting this thread. It's a good thread.

>>35752998
>looks below parallel
I'm a rock hound, fuck.
>avoids eye contact
well you got me there.
>too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic
and there too.
>needs to pass anyone walking slower than him
hey I have an excuse here too, I'm a 6'3'' brick shithouse, if I follow people they start to get noticeably worried, so I just try to pass them b4 that happens

that's all though thank god, but thanks to my size I already stick out like a sore thumb

what do I do to blend in with the normies more anons? I want to go undetected

>>35752998
>hair seems to overreact to wind
nope
>head craned forward
Sometimes
>looks below parallel
Sometimes
>sometimes uses headphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms
Nope. In fact I do not use my headphones at all in public places. I don't want to disable my ability to hear anyone sneaking up on me.
>avoids eye contact
Yep
>back slouched
Yep
>too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic
Yep
>stiff, straight arms, little arm movement
Nope
>struggles to find comfortable hand form
nope.
>walking/pace lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk"
nope
>walks too fast
Often times
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
That or slow down as to put distance between that person and myself
>long strides
nope

What do I win?

is it weird if I flop my arms around to try and look less stiff

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I'm not even a virgin and I walk the virgin walk

yes, but i always hold a piece of fruit in each hand to be casual

>>35752998
Whoever makes these images is so autistic.

>>35752998
>Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE WALKING LIKE YOU HAVE CRIPPLING FUCKING ARTHRITIS YOU SNAIL'S PACE FUCK

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This was me in high school.

And a few years later, it's still me.

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how's my walk looking?

>>35753796
like you're about to shit yourself

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>>35753801
this walk better?

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surely this one is how chads walk

>>35753092
my thought exactly. a guy who makes virgin shaming threads every day is certainly a virgin.

>>35753631
Same. I guess you could also call it the haven't had sex in years walk.

>>35752998
I used to, but I've forced myself into an overly confident walk. Back fully straightened, nice swing in the arms, never move out of the way, stare everyone dead in the eye until they look away, took brighter clothing that absorbs more attention.

I probably look like an overconfident douchebag but everything is better than the useless sack of shit I used to be.

At some point all you autists have to realize that you have only one shot at this. You can sit there and complain about how unfair it all is for the rest of your lives, but it won't fix anything, and some day you will die. There are no second chances. You will die without experiencing such a large part of life. That's what motivated me to throw the steer around. I can't die like this, I can't be someone I hate for the rest of my life. I have to throw it around, whatever the cost.

>>35753796
>>35753839
>>35753894
You look like someone's first SFM attempt at making a character walk. This does not look natural at all.

>>35754056
this is the power of the autism

>>35752998
No, I did util I was 15-16

>>35754039
It's better not to swing them at all than swinging them a lot like a turbo autist/spastic

>>35753839
Are you le fucking kidding me?

You wing your arms like a cartoon character for fuck's sake, you people are actually autistic

>>35754130
The autist is you for thinking he's serious.

>>35753894
>>35753839
>>35753796
You walk like Forrest Gump in leg braces

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>>35753419
This, fucking faggots who line up the streets with their cronies need to be shot, also.

>>35752998
I don't listen to music because I'm scared that people will hear it.

>>35752998
Yep, kill me

>>35754335
I hope someone hears what I'm listening to and thinks "he has good taste" sometimes I try to point my ipod in the direction of someone next to me to show them what's on the screen

>>35752998
>hair seems to overreact to wind
How on earth do you know about this?

>>35752998
>Hair seems to overreact to wind

so it's true

>>35752998
>Do none of these except I wear gray hoodies which is the most common colour they come in

Wow wtf im a complete social failure now, at least according to your bait post Quentin

>>35752998
>Hair seems to overreact to wind
delete this norman

>>35753490
>>35753549
anons, don't be that guy

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>>35752998
Ah fuck, that's me alright.
saved.
I need this as a reminder.
Thanks OP.
Maybe I can present myself as a little less of a raging loser.

>>35754415
>>35754381
Do you louts ever use wax? Or, a comb? My hair is cemented in place because it's short, combed and waxed. Survives rainstorms. Maybe you should spend those five minutes in the morning as well.

>>35754453
Yes but its always the same spot on my crown that likes to force its way up no matter what I try.

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I AM FUCKED DESU

FUCKED