ITT: who was the biggest tittycow that you knew anons? did you

I seem to be meeting more titcows these days. One of my old titcows crushes race mixed with a nigger so I don't feel bad anymore.

yeah I did easily but she was nuts

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Black weeb, liked shitty shounen, had a nice figure and a pair of rockin' tits.
I was on good terms with her because we were both in the same galaxy of awkward weirdos that infested middle/high school. Never tried anything tho (hell, I never even considered it), but now that I think about it I wish I did. If only I hadn't so busy being a fucking cringe lord.

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>>35752915
>Charlotte

she was the really odd emo/goth girl and was mega skinny

ended up getting pregnant twice and from that turned into a pretty fucking huge hucow, she must have gone from almost flat to a E/F cup.
Rumour has it that she posts het tits on reddit for donations or something instead of working

pic not related

you're a faggot
r9298r2

>>35752915
Knew a titcow who was pretty good looking, developed in early/mid middle school before almost every other girl so everyone knew her as the tittycow. She dated some dweeb theater kid in high school who was probably 5'6" at most. Idk if I had a chance though I never really pursued, she probably thought I was a douche if anything.

>>35752996
any sauce on this pic? I feel like blowing my load to this whale.

>>35752915
Yes and I threw it away to try and get with this other girl who wasnt interested. But now she's 23 with a kid on the way so I guess I dodged a bullet.

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>Eleanor

Ginger chick from year above me had monumental tits. i got to suck on them once at a house party.

Sadly she turned into a popular roastie bitch at uni and ended up drinking way more than she should have ended up in hospital for some sort of liver damage

>>35753121
>got to suck on them once at a house party

why are you here?

>>35753121
Tell the house party story

There is this tall thicc titcow I know who is also married. Thankfully I'm fucking her behind her husband's back.

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>>35752915
no idea what her name is but shes in my uni halls. mega qt gothic girl. she had mega cow tits

kinda looks like pic related

>>35753163
word? post them tits mate

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>>35752915
~Normo alert~

My current gf is a tittycow herself (G cup tiddies). I have a big tit fetish so I only date girls with big tits.

Though, the biggest tittycow I knew
>enormous tits, at least a K cup
>Met her off PoF while I was still a virgin, found out she was unfortunately a bit of a slut (fucked 12 men before I met her)
>Told her I was saving myself for a virgin girl and that I'd have sex with her once I lost my virginity which she was cool with.
>Hung out with her a lot, completely platonic.
>Ended up getting a gf who was a virgin, was together with her for 6 or so months and we broke up
>Called tittycow like a week after to tell her I'm no longer a virgin and I'm single.
>Literally called me the next day saying she was horny and wanted me to fuck her.

Sex was great, but I had already jerked off that day so I couldn't cum. Which was disappointing as hell and she seemed to take it personally. Never got to fuck her again. I still have dreams of fucking her sometimes.

>>35753234
why would you jerk off the same day? were you scared of going premature? I would never risk that desu, better to blow your load early than not at all.

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>>35753157
>>35753137
Well it happened by accident really

>had a friend named Ryan,
>he was talking to this girl called Britt at the time in Uni lectures
>Britt invites him to a party and tells him he can bring someone else too
>ryan tells me to come along since ive never been to a house party
>end up turning up with a barrel of cider ( you know those little metal ones you can get)
>i had decided at the time just to "fuck it" and get pissed with other people instead of on my own
>end up having a pretty good time
>Britt comes over and says that this Eleanor girl wanted to try some cider
>ended up talking to her
>ended up talking about games and stuff
>fast forward about an hour
>was upstairs sucking her tits and other stuff
>diddnt have sex though
>diddnt hear from her for months
>spoke to her friend britt last week
>apparently Eleanor has turned into an awful person and began drinking to mega-excess to the point where she was tasking money from her friends
>then ended up in hospital for some sort of liver damage
>apparantly she is still into me though

maybe i can hel;p her anons and get a cow-uddered gf?

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>>35752915
I knew a girl with fairly large tits during high school. She always wore sports bras so she always looked ridiculously curvy.

But she was a loner and didn't fit in with the stacies and was a major introvert. She was the artsy type without all the annoying stereotypes that went along with it. I had a reputation of being a doodler too but we never hit it off because I think we were both too shy to talk to each other.

I did notice a few times she gave me shy glances and laughed a bit louder than usual at my jokes or she would spontaneously start talking whenever I talked. To this day regret not trying anything because am I still a khv.

I still jerk off to facebook pictures of her, pic related

>>35753173
>posting pic of anything personal on 4chan

She's about 5'10", 160lbs, 32F. The nice bonus is that her tits are sensitive and she loves having them played with, she can actually orgasm from that.

>>35753262
I probed her the night before and she really didn't reciprocate at all. So I figured it was a dead end and just did my usual jerk off routine when I was single. Had no idea she'd contact me that day for sex.

>>35753291
Those are slightly above average sized tiddies at best anon.

You should contact her via private message. Better to know if she actually wants you than wondering if you even had a chance.

>>35753323
ah that sucks.

origig

>>35753305
I've posted a full body shot of my friend here before, stop being a fucking bitch. you're already fucking another dudes' chick so how much more can you really lose?

>>35753379
I try not to dwell on it, makes it easier when the gf is a titcow. Plus the added benefit that my gf was a virgin before me kinda put that old flame to rest.

>>35753375
She moved halfway across the country now, wouldn't make any difference at this point.

>>35753429
That's a shame, you should still message her just to get peace of mind and move on.

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>ended up sucking this girls tits at uni

Turns out shes a lactator, turns out i found a new fetish that day as well

>natalia

Never had a chance. She was a total bitch, typical college edgelord metalhead cunt who hated everything and every one. I had a big argument with her once about her shitty taste in music.

>sarah

Boobs too big for her frame, huge milkbags
Sadly she developed MPD

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>>35752915
Good luck anon, titty cows ruined my last few friendships.

The image explaining roasties and titty cows inviting normies to ruin hobby groups is real.

>>35754955
Go on anon, why did they can you explain? Im interested now

>>35752915

My cousins
And no

>>35754253
what did her milk taste like?

>>35755067
Kinda tasted like uht milk actually. No idea why but was pretty nice anyway

>>35753291
Post more pics

This comment is origional I promise

>>35753234
Please die.
Also
>being able to choose the kind of woman you wanna date instead of being happy with whatever you can get

Fuck off Chad

>>35752915
My girlfriend has almost E-cups despite being 4'10". The funny thing is, that she told me she liked me. As soon as I took initiative, this other faggot came along trying to get with her. I basically cock blocked some dude to get my own dick wet. He tried fucking around with her, but I wasn't having none of that.

>>35755235
If you say so anon(origional post)

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>>35752915
I have a fetish for huge tits, so every girl I have ever dated was a titcow.
Protip: compliment them on other things and they're surprisingly easy to reel in. First titcow I fucked was in HS - I knew everyone obsessed about her F cup tits, so I complimented her ass. When I got her out on a date I ignored her tits and slapped/groped her ass.
Boom! Cue 4 months of titfucking F cups.
Another girl it was her voice; another her bright blue eyes; etc. Oh, mention that her tits are great, too ['your tits are almost as nice as DAT ASS!', etc.] but give her the impression you see her as a whole package.

>>35753234
>>Told her I was saving myself for a virgin girl and that I'd have sex with her once I lost my virginity which she was cool with.

Can't believe she said yes.

>>35755316
thats a comfy picture there anoon. thanks

>>35753305
Oh ok so things that didnt happen then kek

Her name was Beth

She was this chubby weeaboo girl I worked with. Sometimes we'd hang out and watch movies or anime and I'd cop a feel while we cuddled. She was pretty turned off by sex and intimate relationships in general, though, so I never got to take it beyond that.

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>>35752915

We were friends in HS, she always dated older guys.

Not even had a chance.

>>35755316
I hope you die a painful death chad

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used to sometimes see this metalhead girl who had huge tits and a 8/10 face and I think she liked me but I cant be sure. she was bipolar and had some kind of eating disorder or body dysmorhpic disorder because she genuinely seemed unaware that she was so gut wrenchingly beautiful. of course nothing happened because I'm a big coward. she hugs me when she sees me or I hug her. haven't seen her in months though. she's my current oneitis.

please advise on how to get over myself.

reminder that "then she started lactating" just flags your story as bullshit to anyone who isnt retarded

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She was very cute. Tall, slender, knew how to act cutesy and had the ability to make my mind wander to far off places in conversation with her. She was infatuating company, truly overwhelms the senses with her carefully sculpted and formed beauty. She had a strange agenda in the end I reckon. She had a boyfriend at uni while we were still in college and I think she liked being one of the few girls in our group because of all the attention from horny teenage boys.
She would string people along in various different ways, I think she had 6 main orbiters including me, two who she started a relationship with, and neither of those relationships lasting any significant length of time or containing any memorable moments. It took me a while to realise she was using everyone, but by the time we all wised up she'd moved on to a different group of cooler and older friends.
I think I got the best deal out of all of us because I just used to go to her house, eat cake and watch films while we cuddled.

I can still smell her perfume

>Vanessa
half danish half french
a tiny girl with huge melons

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This girl, her name is Emily, I dunno what shes up to nowadays but I've must of cum gallons to her at this point over the years

>Lexi

She had massive titties and a phat ass, but was the definition of a butterface. Her body was seriously godlike.

>>35753270

This obviously never happened. What a fake shit story.

>>35758530
post more if u got please

>>35758530
those aren't even big

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>>35752915
I FIGURED IT OUT

THESE ARE TRANNIES

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THIS MEME. YOU'RE POSTING TRANNIES WITH BREAST IMPLANTS SO THAT WHEN POLFAGS COMPLAIN ABOUT TRANNIES YOU CAN SHOW THEM PICTURES YOU KNOW THEY ALREADY HAVE SAVED AND MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE

I GET THESE THREADS AT LONG LAST, FUCKING INGENIOUS

>>35758530
>glasses on a slant
>half-cocked eyebrows
>smug grin

This girl is the queen of cock

>>35753164
>piercings
jesus christ stop fucking ruining yourselves

>>35752915
I lost my virginity to her.

>>35752915

There was this shy goth type chick at my school, she was a loner and mostly spent her time reading fantasy vampire novels and such.
She looked fucking stunning after puberty hit, DD+, small waist and a great ass.

We often got paired together since we where both kinda the last pick when it came too group assignments.
She was always nice too me but I was too shy to admit that i liked her back. And because of her social standing no one else really tried flirting with her.

I see her from time to time, but i have no idea how to engage her, still a nice shy girl years later. 10/10 wife material

>>35760725
Honestly you should try dude. Just say "Hey, are you femanon from high school? " and ask to catch up.

Is she still a goth?

The biggest tittycow I know is my gf

>>35761502

We both live in a small town >1000 pop so everyone knows everyone. And asking someone to hang out like that is not how it works around here.

She's not really a goth, just pale skin and dark hair and usually wears black clothes.

She wouldn't be interested in me anyways. I post on /r9k/, that should tell you a bit about how my life is going.

Am I considered a titcow at 5'9, 32G?

>tfw nobody will believe me unless I post pictures

>>35762383
have you posted pictures before?

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>>35762383
I don't believe you. Post pictures

this is not an original comment

>>35762426
Only once on /soc/ fully clothed.
>>35762432
No!

>>35762551
Then how can I believe you? For all I know you're just some virgin male LARPing.

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>>35761881
same, and I could never go back to a non-titcow gf

>>35752915
>who was the biggest tittycow that you knew anons?
My mother
>did you ever have a chance with her?
Dumb question. I dont have a chance with anyone.

>>35762581
I know. Nothing is better than spooning and grabbing those huge tits. So comfy.

>>35762551
Roastie or tries to get easy (you)'s and refuses to give proof.
Sad!

>>35762551

why do you value /soc/ above /r9k/?

>>35762383

Really depends on breast size compared to other proportions. 5'9 32G might be titcow on girl A but not girl B

>>35762551
>Only once on /soc/ fully clothed.
as long as you aren't posting nudes then you aren't complete roastie status yet

>>35762678
I don't, I only posted there once for an opinion.
>>35762715
38-24-36

>>35762801

we can give you an opinion too

>>35762801
Bretty curvy

I got to play with Lexxxi Luxe's tits at a sex club once.

>>35762801

Yeah, you're well into titcow territory, congrats.

>>35762908

did u suck on them?

she occasionally does escorting now

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I wish I still encountered huge tits in my daily live.

>>35762993
i put my face in them and got to ride on them as she is now famous for
it was a good time i almost passed out. she was just hanging out

>>35757251
nestled between massive tits, sure

>>35763053
I'm glad I don't anymore, It was always painful trying to avoid staring directly at their tits and looking like a total creep.

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>>35763053
Seeing huge tits in an everyday setting totally without sexual context gets me ridiculously hard for some reason.

I routinely jerk off to busty street candids.

>>35755126
Funny you say that, /fit/ and /soc/ has consistently rated me a 3/10. Looks aren't everything I guess :^)

>>35755348
Kinda shocked myself too, but we've been hanging out for quite some time prior to me losing my vcard.

>>35762551
>hey guys am I a titcow
>I dunno, how about you post pictures
>lol no

Fuck you

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>>35752915
Is there ever a stage of too big anons?

>>35763251
I would do anything to have a woman like that as my wife.

>>35763251
Those are so big they could be used as a weapon.

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>>35763230
I stated in the original post I wasn't going to

If I was a guy I wouldn't have to post my eight inch dick if I were to blog about it.

Fucking normies everywhere in this thread

>>35763421
What did you expect, prison gay robots talking about fat tiddies they despise so much?

>>35763333
You never said that. You said no one believes you unless you post pics.

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she flirted with me even though she had a bf lmao

>>35752915
Some girl I went to school with, was my oneitis. Of course she was fucked by the Chad who fucked every other girl in my class as well. Back in the day I was too naive to realize that.

>was about 11/12 at the time
>girl in class named rebecca
>same age as me, had at least D cup titties by then
>farmgirl, tall, stronk as fuck, had a nice body too
>know she had a nice body because one day when we were doing some sort of singing bullshit at our local theater we had to dress up as indians and sing about how great they were
>one of the girls in the changing room opened the door because she was finished dressing up and headed for the stage early
>everyone else was changing
>glorious developing titties and asses in pantsu and nude
>nobody else saw, nobody else knew, never told anyone about this until now

I still jerk off to that memory, thank you Lisa, for opening the door like a dipshit that day. I'll treasure it forever.

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>you will never be one of the Chads in this thread

>>35763333
Good for you, I fucking hate slutty titcows

There were 2 titcows back in HS, and they were both exactly the same.

>both were druggies
>both got into a bunch of fights in school
>both dated a bunch of the worst kind of guys you can think of
>the kind of guys that would cheat on you on the first day you date (it actually happened to one of them)
>they both loved drama and whenever I heard them speak, they were making fun of someone
>one of them got pregnant
>the other one posts party pictures a lot, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's pregnant by now as well

I refused to talk to them because their personalities were so awful. The only redeeming feature about them were their monstrous sized boobs.

Girl in my middle school had basically F-cup tits in like the 6th grade. Huge, jiggly ass, too, but she wasn't fat. Kickboxer. Absolutely gorgeous. Went on to date a high school football hero and Chad.

Had a chance in 8th grade. Tried my best to be Chad to impress qt3.14 azn oneitis and wound up attracting othet girls, her included. She put her number in my yearbook and told me not to forget her and everything. Oneitis and sperg were too bad for me to text her.

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>>35759818
WRONG

You would actually believe shit from /r9k/ to be true????

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>>35752915

>sophomore year
>in Chem class sitting behind a black tittymonster with incredible ass
>was also not fat or even "chubby," but had some killer curves
>was always turned around to talk to me, always wanted to work with me for projects and other groupwork
>actually knew how to speak English
>super nice and very easy for my lame ass to talk to
>standing under a tree one day after school waiting for a ride
>she was at a different tree, also waiting for a ride
>glanced over a few times and caught her staring at me each time
>never made a move because I was a black weaboo faggot who wanted to date an Asian girl

>junior year (I think) in Geology
>super cute half-bean freshman girl with a face like Mariah Carey seated next to me
>another titty monster, but had a -5% ass bonus
>we get to know each other over a few weeks
>constantly pass notes to her when the class was quiet during busywork time
>flirting back and forth
>eventually have to transfer schools, but keep in touch
>eventually gets her phone taken away by her (single) mom
>no longer has access to MySpace soon after that
>we're forced to communicate via letters again, delivered by a mutual friend of ours who walked by my house on his way home from school
>in one of her cute, multi-page letters, she spoke of sneaking out of her house and jumping the fence in her backyard to meet me at the park just on the other side
>write back a reply saying I'm down even if I'd get in trouble, attempt to set up a date to do it
>no reply
>our mutual friend ended up transferring to a different school and didn't tell either of us
>letters stop and I'm bummed as fuck

>could have lost virginity in high school twice
>never ever got a titty monster gf

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>>35753121
A D E A L I S A D E A L A N O N

>be me a few months ago
>working as bartender, but usually keep conversations superficial and not about me
>girl with tig ol bitties is a regular, F Cup at least
>she's clearly a slut and hit on some of the employees
>currently in dry spell, fuckit.jpg
>fuck her
>establish her as booty call

>I live in a one bedroom and have a roommate who sleeps in the living room on the couch
>always plan for her to come over when he isn't there
>feeing extra horny one night
>know that my roommate will be coming home and 3AM, and she wants to sleep over
>fuckit invite her over
>she comes over
>do the horizontal bop for a bit
>I pass out
>wake up, she's gone
>roommate knows nothing
>success.jpeg

>3 weeks later
>roommate works as barback where I work
>I have the night off
>get a text from him
>wonders why the fuck I gave out our address to someone
>confused I said I didn't
>he follows up that some big tittied bitch knew where he lived and was watching him in his sleep
>said we were going to bang the next day
>wtf
>tell big tittied cow that it's over
>she sends me pic of her cunt
>blocked her
>she stopped going to the bar

more fat booby stories please, they make my peepees feel funny

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>>35755109
Alright, here's one more