Oh shit, it's a bingo thread.

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G-good thing I cut back on my smoking!

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I don't understand how robots get arrested, you'd have to actually go out and do shit to do that

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is it time to end it?

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its getting worse but i dont mind.

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Round 2 normalfags

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>>35751916
>having happy memories

>>35752065
You made bingo didn't you?

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I guess I'm in not an awful position, all things considered

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>>35751916
a-any takers?

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>>35752249
same anon from this, had the shit zoomed in so i didn't see the bottom row rip

>>35752206
Do childhood birthday parties or team sports count for this? Both occurred when I was younger than 10.

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And Bingo was his name-o

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So close and yet so far. I'm working on the alcoholism.

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It could be a lot worse, at least I'm not a nigger.

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>>35751916
Well fuck. I'm a total fucking loser, I guess.

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>>35752121

pt ii
normalfag bingo

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>>35752343
I'm just going to assume they count.

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>>35752466
N-not so bad, though... right?

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Close a few times, but no bingo
Part Juan

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>>35752544
A few of these are questionable, but whatever

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If you make bingo you need to get the fuck out of my board

>>35752558
You had a relationship that lasted at least a year, and you're still a virgin. How does this shit happen?

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I'm even a loser at being a Total Fucking Loser.

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It's better to be a has-been than a wannabe

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Hardmode: chado

>>35752613
>>35752514

get out fucking normies

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
org

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>>35751916
pretty close to being the biggest loser on the board. no ragrets

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>>35752637
kekekek
almost there.

>>35752613
Why are you even here, Norman McNormalstein?

>>35752605
christian bitches be crazy.

>>35752637
Don't want to fill it out rn but I actually have 4

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What do I win?

Something good right?

>>35752745
Well then that means you've had sex with a female before and you know what that means, Norman.

>>35752767
you win nothing. the bingo is flawed because being a non-virgin automatically disqualifies you from being a robot.

>>35752821
Unless it was sex with a man/rape

>>35752767

you win a one way ticket out of this board, you goddamn normie

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>>35752637
damn, i'm p chad desu. didn't realize how far i've fallen down the rabbit hole in the past year. a lot of these squares are the same incident, though. i'm not really a chad, i'm also >>35752668

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>t. A diagnosed schizo

>>35751916
How is lying/cheating/finessing through shit a loser trait? Lying successfully is a pretty good social skill, and the others imply working efficiently.

>>35752605
It was in middle school, and also >>35752724
we were both beta as fuck. We didn't even kiss for a few months because she was so nervous. The first time(and only time) we did was because her friends forced us.

I didn't even like her anyway. Our """""relationship""""" only happened because she asked me out over text and I didn't want to hurt her feelings/didn't know how to say no. So i just said yes. We ended up dating for almost 3 years until she moved out of state my sophomore year in high school.

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I think I beat this game

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is this really what they do all the time

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>>35752637
>fucking a trap
>chadcore

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Is there hope for me? I am also a manlet and a spic.

>>35752206
wow where'd you get my version of that chart

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Would have a double chado if I fucked this one married woman, but I got some murderous husband vibes off her and noped out.

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Time to really weed out some normals.

>>35752637
wow, you guys also have my version of this chart too

>>35751916
>torrent most of your downloads and games
>loser
I seriously think that only losers buy copyrighted stuff. The only accepted form of supporting content creators is donation. You should be ashamed of giving money to people who then bribe politicians to pass laws that are used to extort you from more money. Stop. Copyright must die.
>no vehicle
In some cases (aka not burgerland) public transportation may be more convenient. It's rather comfy to read or sleep on the way to your office, while spending 1/10th of what you would have spent if you had a car on transportation.
>virgin
REEEEE! Literally nothing wrong with it even if your are not deeply religious.

>>35752946
I frequent this board.
and the shitty skype groups

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>>35752973
forgot my bingo

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>>35752962
Original posts are original in nature, and are often posted with such signature phrases as; "original, Blox, roblox, riggies, oregano, Oregon, Oreo, etc..."

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>>35751916
shit bingo op

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i am not normal

>>35752206
>tfw zero (0)

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>>35751916
My am I such a pussy

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Thankfully I am not a completely worthless loser.

>take CHADO bingo
get nothing
I fucking hate all of you normie Chads on this board, get the fuck out.

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>>35752206
What do I win?

originoli

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>>35753282
I didn't win anything this time :(((

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>>35753282
KILL IT WITH FIRE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35752637
Why is there no fucked a qt latina only white Asian and nigger? ;_;

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>>35753282
>>35753295
Why the fuck is fucking traps on this thing? Nobody does this.

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>>35753331
Forgot the unoriginal pic

>>35753282
GTFO AND NEVER RETURN

>>35753369
lol Didn't even realise that fucking a girl someone else was in love with was on here.

Because not everyone has access to latina pussy. There are only whites, chinks and nigs in Australia.

As I write this I realised I fucked an Argentinian girl. They're latinas right?

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1 square, on my way to Chadom.

>>35753387
>>35753299
Why are you both being so mean to me? I'm a robot too.

ATTENTION
PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD SEX SHOULD NOT COME HERE, POST HERE, OR COMMENT HERE

GO TO >>/B/ , NORMIES

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Somehow people will still call me a normie

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Nearly a norm
My days here are almost over

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Not disabled, but am definitely unemployable seeing I've been turned down for the 80+ jobs I've applied for.

Also lucky I'm too broke to afford 3 packs of cigarettes per week.

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meh, it's k

>>35753443
At least you're not fat anon. That's like the worst one on there.

>>35752206
(>>35753443) me again.

I had my 6th birthday at McDonalds. It was pretty cool I got to make my own icecream but I fucked it up kinda. Lucky the girl who worked there was pretty qt, she probably wanted my dick.

>>35753406
How the fuck you get laid with no job or car

What the fucking fuck am I fucking reading

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>>35753474
Whoops forgot the pic heh

>>35753470
I was but I've been so poor for the last two years I've lost like 25kg. Not a healthy loss but honestly I look better

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not bad. The arrested thing is kind of a meme tho

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im a damn cyborg

>>35753393
Ah I see, and no I believe Argentinians would fall under "black".

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no access to weed
dont have the energy to masturbate
deleted porn collection so i could commit suicide at any time without being worried about someone finding it
never smoked

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am I a norman oregenoally?

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>>35752637

I'm a Chad. No homo.

moar bingos for me to fill out and feel like shit about please

>>35753494
It happened when I was in highschool. My dad died and I got social security for being in school. I bought a car, but I never drove it; I sold it a few months back. I was autistic back then just as I am now, I just looked a little better.

>>35753523
>I believe Argentinians would fall under "black".
I keked.

>>35753497
Being fat isn't healthy either anon.

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>>35752637

(>>35753497, >>35753443) Was kinda pointless desu but I wanted to complete the trilogy

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Welp, yet another thing I can't even do right

>>35752206
have done all of them except the very lsat one lol unless picking up girls at a concert counts

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:^^^^^)
fugggggg, this fucking robot won't let me post

>>35751916
Still don't understand why you faggots place so much importance on losing your virginity

>>35753778
because society places so much importance on losing your virginity.

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my life is unironically a fucking joke

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>>35752206
I smell bingo

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>>35753904
Ahhh I found bingo with this one as well. What am I?

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Phew. For a second there, I thought I really was.

I still think I am. This proves jack shit.

>>35753614
I was gonna do that one, but realized I only fit 3 squares. I had an INSANELY cute 8/10 shy girl when I was 15, and IMMEDIATELY cheated on her with my 9/10 best friend. 9/10 girl wanted to fuck me. She expressly begged for me. Told her no.

I still regret it, but I try to justify it by saying to myself that she was a slut (she kinda was.) but that doesn't help too much.

In the end, the two never met. I stopped being friends with her, and I dropped my GF... When I started talking to her, she told me she goes by a man's name now. Total WTF moment for me.

Also, I'm >>35753977

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hopefully i fix my shit in a few years or else i'm gonna be a neet at 25+

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No bingo. And i'm not even original, according to some fag robot.

>>35754072
>hopefully i do x in the future
men that do things never say they "hope" they do them. they do them.

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I'm this original dude >>35754096

>>35754133
Why bother playing normalfag bingo if you haven't even lost your virginity?

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>too afraid to live and too weak to end it all
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35752637

I >>35754133 returned that test as i got it, as i would do it with my real life exams if they weren't multiple choice style. But i can't repost the same pic.

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No bingo, not too close either, am I going to be okay?

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>>35752206
>tfw have 0 of these

>>35754158

Hey, i could check to some of the squares. Now, Chad bingo, that's another story.

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>>35751975

>I don't understand how robots get arrested
>drug possession
>drug possession
>suspect in a murder case
>arson

I'm really fucked up.

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Hai
I'm a total loser

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living meme here

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I am noth robotic and normal. A cyborg, if you willo origino

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>>35754671
This is my normal versionini originini

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>>35754685
And my secondo normalo versiono

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Where can I buy a reliable noose?

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Loneliness is awful.

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im going alright

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>>35751975
But sometimes you have to fight for what you want, it might not always go the peaceful way.

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>>35751916
I could be doing worse, I've been able to knock off alcoholic a few months back

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>>35751916
does no bingo mean I'm a normie?

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When my clunker finally craps out, I'll be a loser like you.

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>>35751916
could be originally far worse

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>>35754208
I'm pretty much just like you. Feelsbadman

>>35751916
Bingo! We got a bingo here! Someone give me a prize!

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>>35752637
>tfw almost Chad, but turned down cheating on my girlfriend with a black girl the same day as I fucked my gf

Close call, fellow robots

>>35755298
Oops, my bad. I meant to cross off that I fucked a girl under 20. It's mistakes like these that keep me a robot

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normie bingo version of >>35755192

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>>35751916
I suppose I could be doing worse.

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>>35751916
Here's my faggy shit of poo.

In case you don't understand the "autism" box text, it says autism is professionally diagnosed and the other two are self-diagnosed.

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How does torrenting make me a loser though.

>>35751916
Middle square is supposed to be free, idiot. Very few people here have the social skills or balls to talk their way out of every problem.

Should be something like browses /r9k/

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>>35751916
oui mii popo

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Well at least it's less than half the grid

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>>35751916
Hey not bad :^)

also not original

>>35752206
literally none, kill me

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so what's my diagnosis, /r9k/?

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>>35751916
Seems about right
Dkdfldkckeds

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I thought I would do a lot worse.

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Arrest was for weed in Colorado ten years ago so not sure if it counts, but I wasn't expecting to do this badly.

>>35752383
We Have Our First Winner!!!!!

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I'm not that much of a loser I guess.

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>>35751916

Give me a diagnoses. Just quit my job and now smoking/drinking constantly.

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>>35751916
I did mine at work, originally

>>35759715
Rotated 90 degrees counter clockwise for some reason

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So close to hitting the bingo, I guess I'm not a true chad.

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>>35751916
WEW. That was a close one boys.

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>>35751916
Does three bings equal one bingo, or can I be saved?

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>>35751916
Now I just need the police to find my unlicensed semen sculptures and I'll have bingo.

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>>35751916
Decided to combine bingos

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>>35751916
Bingo. Right down the middle.