why do some people take forever to drink a can of pop

Feels good to take your time man and enjoy the sweet fizzley goodness

>>35750744
cause it burns and fucks up your teeth.

>>35750744
I smoke daily I barely taste shit. If I'm holding a can of something it's because I'm in public against my will and my hands feel awkward and I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to sip it as slow as possible.

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>>35750744
>pop
>not soda
You wanna know how I know you're Midwestern trash?

>>35750825
...because people in the Midwest usually call it "pop" and not "soda"?

I used to chug so many pops daily, my teeth are pretty bad now. I just sip now and it still touches my teeth too much. also doesn't taste so good anymore. crazy how much I used to drink.

since when is monster referred to by soda? wtf

it really is the liquid jew but man there's nothin like a chill dr p in a tin cylinder

who /sip/ here?

>>35750839
Flyover trash

>>35750744
Get over your petty disagreements and trivial Prosaic.
Concern yourself with the conucuninal life

>>35751171
Not everybody wants to live in Commiefornia or Jew York. Sorry to disappoint, m8.

>>35751171
Whatever you say SJW. Why are you people so bitter? I thought you were a progressive? Aren't you people supposed to be about happiness and harmony?

it's not pop or soda

it's a soft drink

>>35751171
Being proud of being an apartment jockey in some Mexican's trash bin

>>35751508
It's a soft dick

Energy drinks are genuinely fucking disgusting. If you drink them and you're not in the military or something, you're disgusting.

>>35750744
S I P P B O Y Z

>>35750946
S TO THE P TO THE AGHETTI

>>35751508
that's way too unspecific. literally every drink that isn't alcoholic is considered a "soft drink".

>>35750744
it is not yet acceptable to refer to energy drinks with shorthand from the traditional fizzy drinks termcloud

>>35750744
is this an autistic drink? ive seen images of the white monster a lot on here. also its my favorite.
>that first sip ..............

>>35750744
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little virgin thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Monster Energy can, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about how people take too long to drink cans of pop. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic virgin NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "people take forever to drink a can of pop" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>35751171
Pretty sure most Canadians call carbonated beverages pop too. Never met one that didn't.

>>35750744
Fuck monster tastes so good but its pretty bad for you and you look like a huge faggot drinking it. its so smooth though

tfw no monster and vodka

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>>35750993
S I P S
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>>35751547
Fuck off retard. There's like 8 times more caffeine in coffee than in energy drinks. People drink them for the taste.

>>35750744
>that first sip of the day

I don't know about my fellow bots but I love Monster Energy Zero Ultra it really gets me pumped up in the morning.

why do most people take so long to drink beer?

most normies slowly nurse their pints for like 25 minutes before finishing. the flst dregs of beer taste god-awful, i always drink ny beers as fast as reasonably possibly which has earned me a reputation of being a "madman" and "drinks beer like its water". uhh no, i just dont want to have wasted my money by drinking horrid flat beer

>>35750825
>Pop
>Soda
>Not fizzy drink

>>35750744

It usually takes me an hour or so. I usually drink the yellow one while listening to music. Sometimes i mix it with weed.

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>that first sip of the day
there's truly no better feel

>all these plebs drinking white and not ultra red?

>>35753681
>fizzy drink
>not fizzy juice
Wanna know how I know you're a Yank?