BEEP BEEP BEEP IT IS PAY DAY BOYS! Post those balances ITT

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Need to sell off some tangible assets

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>>35749523
>tfw poor with just 13euros in the bank

>6,000 burgerbuxx in checking
>5,000 more in savings

Who /wageslave/ here?

dssasasbump

Nobody wants to brag? Wonder why

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its like golf right?

>>35750308
Most of us are poor as fuck?

I have like 700 leafbucks in my savings account. I'd be in the hole more if I never lived at home

$133 banked, $54 cash.

>>35749523
>Here
>Hasn't put few thousands down on plastic surgery to gain respect and genuine attraction from women. Its like you want to die alone.

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still hate my life

>>35749523
It's not payday until next Friday.

>>35750533

aw come on, at least leave the tickers.

>>35750308
>payday thread
>it's the 23rd
>not even friday is over anywhere in the world

Gee I wonder.

>>35749523
Anyone want to spread some love too an unlucky poorfag who got shafted out of a job because they'd rather hire a roastie to make sales than someone who actually knows what to do?

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>when this is the most depressed youve been in life and community college decides to shaft me and take out money I dont have

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hmmmmm.

Been out of work for two months and it's biting.

>>35749523
GIVE ME MONEYZ PLEASE

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I got on neetbux and these niggas just keep giving me bucks homey it's crazy they keep dropping fat cash in my account. I get my money for nothing and my chicks for free

I don't feel like accessing money network and tapping a screenshot, $5295 with $101 in pocket, I bought like $600 in tires and round 1 opened near me so that tanked my paycheck.

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>>35749523
Haven't deposited yet but, $215 gonna be a lot less tomorrow though
>$30-40ish 2 weeks groceries
>$60 utilities
>$60 preorder persona
which leaves me with $65 really, which I'll waste on alcohol and other shit most likely since money is pretty irrelevant to me and my parents pay whatever I need

>>35751178
Can I have some of your free money? I can't get neetbux in my state.

>>35751304
Try harder. Walk the path anon

>>35751178
Have a (you) for the Dire Straits ref.

310 kangaroos kek

>>35750533
What's this I'm looking at here?

TFW maxed credit card, not even including student loans, The banks are coming after me desu, I have to finish college ASAP and look for a job or else i'm gonna get shafted.
>Credit Card, not even once....

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>>35751712
>tfw wanting to start online business
>tfw no income, or credit score to report to get a good credit card
I might have to get a secured credit card, which is basically baby's first credit card in order to build credit, but not having a job at 21 might still be an issue...

I have no job but my parents just transferred my monthly money to me, about a hundred buckaroos.

>>35752288
>he still gets an allowance

>I have about 2,000
which is more than sum total paid by every member of the Wu-Tang Clan to have their verses recorded for Enter the 36 Chambers, the debut platinum selling album

>>35749523
>tfw 12 dollars in bank account
>tfw bills due in a few days

>>35752367
correction: "Protect ya Neck" was recorded for roughly 300 dollars of studio time lolz. the rest of the album I do not know how much it cost. I heard a story that RZA asked all the members to fork over $100 bucks up front if they wanna get on the album. that nigga probably pocketed the extra dough

>>35749642

>13 Euros
>Not super-wealthy for a Yuropoor..

>tfw no random kind quirky anon to send me 2k to get all my shit sorted

>>35751186
Illinois area? One just opened at my local mall.

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basically a little less than 6k czk
that's about 270 dollars
sad lif economy
FUCK the rich and FUCK the government devaluating our currency to protect their own private agriculture monopol, FUCK THEM

I've got about $9,000 in my account, I'm still saving money by living with my parents

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tfw don't spend neetbuxs

>>35752667
If you don't spend it how'd you feel about loaning a fellow need some cash

>>35751050
Good bank choice, senpai.

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Are there any rich quirky anons in this thread who want to toss me a ridiculous sum of money?

>>35752845
why do you keep calling us "quirky"? go fuck yourself.

>>35752083
Just lie on the application about your income.

>>35752312
I-i'm in education desu, not a NEET i swear

>>35751050
How is balance negative but 16k avliable?

So in America you get pay every friday?

>>35752861
i'll stop if you give me a thousand dollars, you quirky, quirky boy

>>35753975
Yes. though at my other job it's bi-weekly.

>>35752367
>>35752442
Funny scenario. I want to be an artist too lol. I'd be laughing hard if that happened to me.

I'm sitting on just over $19,000 in kangaroo money.

Honestly, it's pretty worthless. I would need significantly more than that to actually support myself with my myriad medical requirements for any extended amount of time.

I wish I wasn't so broken.

>>35754152
C-can I have some of it? Pretty please? I just need a lucky break...

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>>35754152
>I wish I wasn't so broken.
I.. I know how you feel, anon.

What's wrong with your health if you don't mind sharing?

>>35749523
-900$ or so. I owe money and they keep making charges to my account and it adds overdraft fees. Even if I got a job, my wages would be garnished and I wouldn't be able to keep a single cent of it for like, 2 months and then after that it would be another year before I got to use any of that money on something that wasn't bills or debt and interest. So I've given up on that.

>>35751178
should be "money for NEETing and cheques for free"

about 25 000 euro

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Supposed to get paid today but it's not in my account yet.

Ah well, have 300 euro left over from last month somehow and expecting and extra 400 ish in a bonus this month.

That's a yearly bonus so it's quite shit.

Can't complain though, i get 2800 euro after tax per month

>>35754412
neetbux for nothin,
And my memes for free

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I hate being a wagecuck. After I pay my bills and by food I'm left with like 100 bucks.

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>>35749523
>$18 in checking
>$150 in savings

At least I have my health.....

Who here thousandaire

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>>35754494
>mfw somone will inevitably tell me that I'm not that poor and very fortunate


It doesn't feel very fortunate

>>35754242
Get a credit card with 0% introductory interest and pay that shit off

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>>35749642
>37 euros and 21 cents

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Hahaha poor "people"
Wagecucks are truly pathetic.

sssaasasasasasbum

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Bumping for interest

>3501 current account
>300 personal savings
>60k in joining saving

Euro notes obviously

>>35749523
>available balance
>$0
>$50 in debt
>don't get paid for a week

How do I get myself out of this $50 debt so i don't get charged interest kek

>>35756392
Go on cam and show boi pussy

All these threads prove is that /r9k/ is full of spoiled autistic man-children that that have been given everything - EVERYTHING, except a harem of women on demand that can fuck them at will.

A lot of people here have even gotten laid before. The only thing that is holding anybody back here is their own arrogance and entitlement.

I want to gas you all. Fucking filthy sub-human garbage.

>>35756397
i'm hairy and very unattractive / not a fag.

Next suggestion?

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I'm receiving my monthly payout of 12K RUR next Monday.

>>35754982

What do you do for money? I don't want to be a wagie anymore. I am sitting on $63,000 right now.

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>>35749523
I need a better job.

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I've got like 20 or so euros in my wallet, collegefag here. Living on ramen and rice almost every day, any of you felling generous and wants to throw me a bone? If so, throw me an email : [email protected] ,maybe I can help you with something

>>35756412
Donate blood and/or plasma

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>>35749523
im doing just fine...
orinapapijri

>>35749523
>tfw live with Parents
>get $400 a fortnight from autismbux
>$250 goes to rent
>I buy my own groceries and cook my own food
>I pay for my own stuff
>I pay for my license and medication and frequent doctors visits
>I'm 20

>tfw i'll never raise enough money to get plastic surgeries and ffs and move out

i love my parents but i feel trapped and its so expensive and exhausting to move out

I'm a week away from mine which sucks because I have all of this weekend off

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>18 y/o male
>Net income of zero
>No vehicle

Could be worse, I guess

>tfw only $1400
I only just started a job that isn't paycheck to paycheck

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AHHHHHHH I'M DYING
I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG

Why do some many fags have already thier accounts with the same bank

Seriously, such faggots. My savings account are with another bank

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>>35756523
Nothing, I've never had a job before, I'm just from a wealthy family that gave me the money.

>>35757185
What does this even matter

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>>35749523
>Post those balances ITT

Get on my level faggots

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>>35757255
Say whaaaaa

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>>35757219
I'm just mad that i can't take one nice screenshot of my whole portfolio

>>35750308
because im fucking poor??
0 dollars in savings
56 dollars in chequing
im on leaf bux, im a student, its getting toward the end of the month

>>35750533
If you earned this I'm impressed as fuck.

I honestly can't imagine how different I'd feel on a day-to-day level if I had that kind of cash.

An euro fags have good and easy to use investment accounts?

>>35752538

georgia, everyone is upset because the location is at a dying mall near one of the hood areas and nobody can figure out why.

but at least I can walk to it.

>>35749523

The most I have in the bank at any time is $600 these days.

My last job I was able to put away $100-$200 every paycheck with plenty to spare. I miss money.

>>35753943
line of credit probably

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so 15.6k USD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I NEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG!

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Started with 3150, not a big gain but I guess it's something

This thread has never landed on payday for me. Payday is next friday.

640 main acct
33.72 in my savings
36.70 in the baby's account
25 bucks cash on hand

>be single parent blackbot trying to stay off food stamps and welfare...plz no tree

I only make 11 bucks an hr

tfw $38/hr
>life still sucks
>works overtime every week
>around 100k a year
>life still sucks fucking ass

>>35759181
do things with your money you dip

>>35756971
same here, how if you don't mind me asking?

>>35754412
Top lelelel

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Paid for rent through the end of May, got groceries enough to last 2 or 3 weeks and have 3 paychecks to cash (each roughly $375). Life is looking up boys, only 20 and got no debt but I've never had this much in savings before where it was continuing to grow.

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>>35749523
AAAHHHHH
I NEED A MEDIC BAG

>>35752591
> 30k czk here
I feel you anon, unfortunately the guy will become a prime minister in autumn..