Are you a virgin walker?

>>35749365
i walk slower and put my hands in my jacket pockets, but i still look down

I'm a deathwalker you slime earthnigga, take your insecurities into the hell your selfish mind is destined for and leave the insightful living in peace

>>35749365
are you supposed to look at people in the eyes when you pass them? or any other time? ive never ever looked at anyone in their eyes before when talking to them.

and ya i walk like this but without the rigid arms or bad posture

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>All too relatable

S-shut up

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>>35749365
>hair seems to overreact to wind
>part of the walk

Nope. I walk a bit fast because I am a manlet, though. This image is actually genius because it has a lot of unrelated elements that most people will have at least one of, and the insecure posters on this board will start to convince themselves they have the rest of the symptoms or signs too.

Very accurate, minus the long strides for me.

I thought somebody modeled this image after me for a second. Right down to the clothing. Who knew I was such a cliche

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>>35749365
yeah but i'm not a virgin tho

>>35749365
That pretty much describes me.

I try to hide it, and I don't wear autism shoes, but this pic is pretty damn close.

>>35749365
You forgot to add head seems to bob up and down during elongated strides

>>35749365
Jesus Christ no picture has summed up me in public better

>>35749365
>is insecure about how he walks
hmm damn I wonder why that is?

>>35749365
>walks too fast
>Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
Only these. I actually hold my head up when I walk. Who /confident/ here?

>>35749365
I'm laughing so hard and at the same time I want to die

When walking in a crowded place, I always turn myself 90 degrees when I have to squeeze in between two people, or between a person and something else on my other side. It makes me seem like I'm in a hurry, I imagine. Is this alpha or beta?

I actually have a good walk due to the fact that I'm not a manlet, have long hair and a full beard.
Bonus: I have to wear a suit to my wageslavery so I am automatically perceived as authorotative.

>>35749485
I should clarify, I turn my torso 90 degrees, not my whole body.

>>35749365
Fuck
I started walking like this out if nowhere
Why?

>>35749485
Caring about how random strangers you will never see again think about you is beta, Anon.

>>35749365
Is that guy the Cerebrotonic?

lol

>>35749365
Now I am even more self conscious

>>35749365
Took me 10 years to get over this

>>35749365
No. I always use headphones to escape potential conversation, not sometimes.

>>35749365
the hair is so fucking accurate, how do i fix this anon? what hairproducts shud i use?

>>35749604
>Using hair products
>Like a fucking woman

Just cut your hair short, you homosexual.

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You know that thing you do when you have your hands in your pockets and you want to take them out, but you feel as though you need to do some kind of action with them to justify taking them out of your pockets?

>>35749365
take away the back slouch and head leaning forward and bingo

>>35749525
Yeah, I modelled him after the cerebrotonic. Truth be told, I also made the original robot chart, and the cerebrotonic was a crude version of myself.

However, its been years since then, and I've switched boards since and got/lost a gf and changed my style significantly.

>>35749365
This is more or less the opposite of how I walk and I'm a super virgin.

So what I conclude is that this is disinformation and the real virgin walk is the opposite of the image.

Nice try OP.

>>35749365
>the need to pass anyone walking slower than him

Is this joke? seriously, the fuck you're going to do, make YOUR movement slower and stay behind the cunt walking slower than you?

>>35749604
I use tons of matte pomade and try to avoid long walks in windy weather.

I also pretend to check my phone occasionally and reshuffle my hair around when it gets all asymmetrical. And I do the same when I catch my reflection in a window panel.

>>35749655
Fuck you for making me think of this

>>35749736
Most normies just slow their pace down if the person in front is going at the same speed or slower. Maybe I'll change that too "needs to compulsively pass anyone walking the same speed"

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Some of these depend on location, here in NYC slow walkers get trampled.

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holy shit thats me even the hair matches
literally everything matches expect i dont listen to music, wear glasses

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>>35749365
Virgin walk?
This shet is fak-

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>>35749365
My hair goes crazy because I live in a area with constant wind and I have long hair and my arms hang down beside me without swinging due to a circulation problem but that's about it. Most of these are actually things I see the normies at my university do like avoid eye contact, walk too fast, pass people, wears headphones constantly, and look at the ground, but I go to a very antisocial uni so maybe that has a lot to do with it.

>>35749740
I got pomade as well but its so fucking hard and makes my hair look all greasy looking.

Oh and I do the 2nd you do alrdy, but sometimes it looks so gay when I am in the middle of the street fixing my hair like a fucking girl.

How do some people go through wind and their hair is still fine? This is so unfair

that is exactly me

>>35749655
rub your head or face

>>35749469
I often call people who walk slower than me "degenerate" in my head.

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just kill me senpai
oregano

>>35749769
yeah you actually have to subconsciously acquire autism in order to walk around manhattan normally

earbuds/no eye contact are great at tuning out panhandlers
you always have to go fast like sonic

i'd assume the original image is about walking indoors or something except for that line about wind

>>35749882
I usually say it out loud, ever so quietly.

>>35749895

Yup, I thought I was fast, and then tried going to a bar with one of my coworkers. She fucking weaves through human traffic like a motorcycle, it was amazing.

>>35749406
yeah, we are supposed to look people in the eyes
I don't know why, it seems overly hostile to me, but I've bitten the bullet and asked normies before and we're supposed to do it for some inane ape reason.

>>35749365
>tfw do like 80% of this but also a nonvirgin

I'll fuck off now, don't worry

>>35749926
gotta go fast man
the only time i ever feel remotely bad about it is when i have to pass a super old person with a cane/walker. but then i feel okay when i think about the fact that they would also absolutely be going as fast as possible if they could. old people in nyc respect the game

>>35749687
>[..]I got/lost a gf[...]

Oh, that sucks man
I'm gonna marry mine in three months
I love her SO much!

>>35749929
thanks for replying, it feels too intense for me but i'll try sometime.

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>>35749477
>>35749450
>>35749436
>>35749464
>>35749467
>>35749655
>>35749750
>>35749789
AHAHAHHAHA
IF ON THIS RIDE YOU'VE NEVER GOTTEN OFF
JUST

>>35749975

Old people only piss me off when they're blocking narrow 1 man "roads"

>tfw that fits me
>even the hair
H-hehe...

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little virgin thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" virgin walk guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about how virgins walk. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic virgin NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "virgins walk a certain way." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>35750014
my subway stop (215 on the 1) is elevated so i have to walk up a narrow flight of stairs to get in/out
old people and people with bikes make me reeee internally

>>35750072
Fuck I forgot about this pasta

>>35749365
the only real problem here is not moving your arms at all while walking

but that isnt related to being a virgin, its just being actually autistic as fuck

everything else is nitpicking

After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme.
His name is Virgin Walk Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes.
Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world.
I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming.
I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is.
This meme is perfect, hands down.
Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted,
blocked from my account, blocked from 7chan, computer destroyed with a hammer,
and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect,
because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme.
His name is Virgin Walk Guy.

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i'm a cyborg and there's literally nothing wrong with passing slow fucks

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>>35750179
I think /r9k/ is a pretty cool guy.
Eh makes memes and doesn't afraid of autism.

i sometimes walk like chrissy from the sopranos walks after he finds out one of the made guys is a fudgepacker. real serious adult virgin over here, don't mess with me

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>>35749365
This hit a little too close to home.

I am unfortunately a virgin walker

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>>35749365
>tfw I'm not a virgin but I walk like one

Does anyone else look up at the sky when walking and bump into people all the time like a retard?

>>35749365
lmfao I didn't think this was a real thing but I used to do this in high school. I dropped out when I was 17 and lost my virginity that year. Coincidentally I don't worry about whether I'm walking straight and shit anymore. I used to feel like I was all over the place

>he has the virgin smell
>he has the virgin breathing pattern
>he has the virgin heart beat

yes

aspergers has no cure

I'm gonna go outside and film myself walking and train myself to walk normal

this is what normal people do right>

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>>35749365
D E L E T
E
L
E
T
organelle

WTF. This is literally me even though I'm not a virgin.

>tfw no amount of sex will cure your "virgin personality"

I should probably kill myself!

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Jesus Christ this is almost exactly me

>>35749365
Jokes on you, I lost my hair already

Everything else is true though

>>35749406
>>35749929
just make eye contact when you are a few feet away , give a casual smile and say 'hi' 'how are you' 'nice day/night today/tonight' or some other pleasantry. and always keep your head held high.

t. former normie

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>>35749365
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW, PLEASE

HE DID THE WALK
HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
THE VIRGIN WALK
IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK

>>35749365
>hair seems to overreact to wind

what did he mean by this?

>>35749365
>check all boxes

Shit even the image is me, i don't wear autism shoes tough

>also if somebody is coming your way you fake yawn and hide your face with your hand

>>35749687
Mate, that robot chart changed my life. Nobody description has ever fit me as well as the cerebrotronic. When I saw that it motivated me to change my life, now I've been with like 4 girls in the past year (was a kissless virgin). I still do the virgin walk though.

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>>35749365
>tfw walk slow & methodical
>tfw look people in the eye
>tfw walk with back straight and chest puffed forward
>tfw have a smug look on my face all the time
>tfw when i see a thick qt3.14, i tell her she is beautiful and walk away
>tfw make other people move around me and if they dont, quickly flash step to the side to evade while looking them in the eye

I think im gonna make it guys.

>>35750828
i literally had no clue i was supposed to do this, and im in the usa, where i hear we're overly friendly but never experienced it... jesus

thanks man

>>35749655
pull a ghost wedgie then have a sniff.
shake your head a bit

>>35750873
Kekkin me kockles

>>35750990
Oh yeah, you're Gucci buddy. Kek.

>>35749365
>check 80% of the boxes
>not a virgin
FUCK

>>35749402
what's a deathwalker, nigga?

>>35749365
>head craned forward
even actors have a forward head tilt problem
>looks below parallel too busy thinking and dont wanna trip
>avoids eye contact
yea i dont fucking care about people cause im not insecure and i just wanna go about my own business
>clothing all neutral colored
looks like you have a fashion sense and know how to match
>walks too fast
one day you will be in the real world and realize time is money

>>35749365
>proection,jpg

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>>35749365
>Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
Oh fugg, this really nailed me down to the last detail.

>>35750828
where the fuck do you people live where people do this

i have lived in several different us cities
NOBODY talks to strangers on the street unless they are begging for money, trying to get you to sign a petition, or calling you an asshole.

there is no way this is just an "everyone else but me does this" thing because nobody else does this to other people either.

if someone did this to me on the street i would assume it is the introduction to some scheme to take my shekels.

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>>35749365
No I'm a fucking my knees hurt walker

>>35750958
the walk is just autism

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>>35749365
I am sadly, I also call it the integral walk because your posture loos like the integral sign. This type of walk looks disgusting and disturbing, it makes you look sick and the worst it, I don't know how to fix it. I would probably have to go to see some doctor that specializes into fixing postures to ever be able to walk normally again.

>>35749365
yes but I'm not a virgin

blox

>>35751307
>t. triggered virgin walker

>>35749365
No, I am a virgin driver tho

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I walk alone, in the darkness.....
Only the those truest to the spectrum can comprehend my motives- my end game...

>>35749365
I've made a habit out of grabbing my shirt and holding it outstretched below my waist as if it were a dress in order to occupy my hands.

>>35749365
10/13
Apparently, I am.

>>35751558
People used to call me "question mark" because of my posture, but I prefer being an "integral", thank you very much.

>>35751747
>Fellow students described Cho as a "quiet" person who "would not respond if someone greeted him." Student Julie Poole recalled the first day of a literature class last year, when the students introduced themselves one by one: when it was Cho's turn, he did not speak. The professor, she said, looked at the sign-in sheet, and where everyone else had written their names, Cho had written a question mark. "We just really knew him as the question mark kid," Poole added.

>Andy described two unusual incidents, one in which Cho stood in the doorway of his room late at night taking photographs of him, the second in which he repeatedly placed harassing cell phone calls to Andy as "Cho's brother, Question Mark", a name Cho also used when introducing himself to girls with whom he was allegedly obsessed.

>>35749365
Why is this me?

>>35749365
i tend to keep my head square and exchange looks of acknowledgement with folk doing the same, ie. not zoned into headphones or phone

i do autistically pass people walking slowly (read: black folk) but thats usually because im running late as shit to class

>>35749801
>that pic
Kek what happened to that anon? He said he was a NEET so he could come out in front of cameras like that every day if he wanted to, I wish he made it a general thread

>>35749801
He seems like a pretty good guy.

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>>35749365
I'm guilty of about half of those things, and yes I am a 27 KV

>>35749365
honestly i don't consider it a bad thing to give plenty of people space to walk, or to quickly get to my next destination

if i stopped and talked to someone i'd just be a bother anyway

Does anyone have more pictures of this fuck ? Please post them, also is he really called "orb" here on r9k and when was the last time he posted here?

>>35749365
I take normal strides but I do tend to walk a bit fast compared to others, but I mean in uni every fucker speed walks.

Clothing isn't all neutral and i have some high tops that aren't as poofy compared to others

My walking pace is a bit stiff with my arms also being stiff a majority of the time, if they aren't in my pockets. Hand form isn't that bad I think

Do hate it when people walk slowly but I really don't give too much room, those fucks can walk around.

Back isn't slouched and I only avoid eye contact with anyone that is trying to ask me something that would relate to either me giving them money or them giving me some shit speech.

I would use headphones for longer walks and to again avoid conversations.

Head is craned a bit forward.

Never had a gf or first kiss. Once did get a head from some girl that I had a crush on but I could tell she really didn't want to, or at least wished it was someone else she was giving it to. Hell, she avoided eye contact and made me cover my face, plus my hand would have done a better job than her.

i do

but im not a virgin

>>35749365
Shit that's me. Even after losing it at the ripe old age of 28, I can't shake this walk.

>>35749365
LOL this is a perfect description of how I walk.

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Does anyone have more pictures of this fucker? Please post them, also is he really called "orb" here on r9k and when was the last time he posted here?
I'm especially looking for the shirtless pics

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>>35749365
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH WALKING LIKE THIS

>>35751921
Then I remembered how hard it is getting out of bed, let alone walking to times square every afternoon.

Even if the reward of being snackbar'd is high.

>looks below parrallel

Where are you supposed to look? I would constantly fall over if I wasn't watching where I walk.

>compulsory needs to walk pass anyone slightly slower than him

Because I have shit to do. I fucking hate people who are slow as fuck. Especially with customers where I work.

>>35752395
Why can't the shitty capitalist governments of the world make sidewalks, paths and thoroughfares which can accommodate more than 1.5 people at the same time.

>>35752425
>implying there would be sidewalks built in a communist country
They're too busy starving

>>35752469
>All the worlds biggest squares and open plazas are located in Russia and China

Capitalism wins again! I love being a wageslave with no rights who believes he is free! Hooray!

>>35752509
You do realize those were built either before they had Communism or off the slave labor of their country when they should have been allocating the labor and money to helping the starving peasants who they were stealing all the food from and giving none back to?

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>>35749365
Just kill me.

At least I rarely leave the immediate proximity of my house.

>>35752540
Western nations used to have huge streets and plazas as well. But then they turned them all into payed carparks, shitty cramped apartments and office buildings once they stripped the public of religion and human decency and replaced it with greed.

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>>35750360

>mrw I found another normie on my board

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>>35752540
>It's another Porky claims nothing can be developed without capitalism episode

>>35749365
I used to do pretty much all of this, but I became aware and I worked on it. The inly things I still do are
>long strides
>walks too fast
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

Several people said to me that I walk like a soldier, like I'm marching, but that also means that I have a very straight back (maybe too much) and a hard gaer looking far down the street.

>>35749365
no and thank fuck for that.
i see some giys at uni that have it real bad though. They are probably irl autists

>>35752606
>things were developed without capitalism
Yeah, feudalism made a few things, I'll admit.

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>>35749365

DELEEEEEETE

fuckmootoriginal

>>35752633
*hard gaze

>>35749604
>>35749639
>taking care of your hair makes you gay
enjoy premature balding faggot

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>>35749365
>tfw always wear headphones
>not because I avoid conversation, but because without music to regulate my mood I fall into lonely despair
>this would not be necessary if I had someone to talk to

What's wrong with running shoes??

>>35752709
Normies don't want you to be able to run away from them.

>>35752675
>Using shit like gel on your hair
>Stopping you going bald

I'm sure it's hard for you to think with that rod in your ass, but jeeze. Using product on your hair beyond cleaning it is genuinely effeminate and pathetic.

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>walking to the store last week to buy myself some snacks
>for some reason start to become really aware of my spine, and my spines movements with each step
>want it to stop
>decide to after each step straighten my back aggressively so my spine learns to move less as I walk
>nobody is around so I manage to get the movement of step, JOLT BACK, step, JOLT BACK
>feel really comfortable maybe the most comfortable I have felt in years
>get to the store
>group of qt girls sitting outside
>I walk past
>turn to them
>they start laughing at me and mocking my movements
>instantly realise how retarded I look, and try to stop
>become so used to the movement that my back feels jellified
>fall down
>they laugh harder
>manage to snap out of it and run into the store with my head facing the ground
>went to the disabled toilets and cried for 1 hour

help

>>35749365

All of that is me, except that I keep my hands in my pockets and recently started looking forward instead of at the ground.

>>35752738
>went to the disabled toilets
fitting, heh.

This fucking place has got me on the lookout for autism shoes. I'm like a hawk now, I never would have noticed them before

Fuck you all

>>35752733
Did you ever stop ro think that the shitty body wash you use is onlt making things worse for your hair and its nit just genetics...?
sodium laurel sulfate is found in like majority hair products, but if you actually read what that shit is you would question why you use it
im 26 and can still grow a full hed of hair while many of my friends are going fucking bald
mostly because of their shit life style and hair products

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>>35752354
>I would constantly fall over if I wasn't watching where I walk.
Same to be honest. What absolutely blew my mind is back in high school when I noticed that no one else looked down while they were walking up or down the stairs. People can do it automatically somehow. And then I went home and practiced walking down my stairs with out looking and fell all the way down

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>>35752927
One of my friends actually remarked how I look straight down when I go down stairs.

My reply was that I do it so I don't fall down.

>mfw the special needs jokes never stopped after that

>>35749485
>always turn myself 90 degrees when I have to squeeze in between two people
Depending on my mood, I go out of my way to bump them with my shoulders. If I'm feeling especially shitty I twist my shoulder into them with more force. Pretty sure you and I are two extremes of beta.

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>>35752943

Well if I look upwards then it looks like I'm staring at peoples butts so I don't know where you're supposed to look.

>>35749365
Why do you have to make fun of the way I walk?

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>>35753029
>staring at peoples butts

But anon, that's the best part about going up a crowded stairway.

To this day I still spank my meat to memories of girls sticking their asses in my face during highschool.

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>tfw i do all these
But idc :DDDDDdd

>>35749365

Even the portait looks like me.

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>>35749687
When they changed cyborg to failed normie, I knew they ruined your chart.

T. Cyborg who has to put on a social mask to get around normies.

>>35751259
He walks the virgin walk, but with a scythe.

>>35750488
No, Shikamaru.

>>35751307
>time is money
Middle-class poorfag detected.

>>35749365
You got op, this totally me down to a t.

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You're all fucking bastards for making me have to deal with this!
Especially you OP fuck you!

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Not exactly me, but holy shit is it close

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>>35752856
>im 26 and can still grow a full hed of hair while many of my friends are going fucking bald
>most of my friends
>my friends
>friends

>>35752208
Lookism dot com lad

I mostly walk pretty normally except a lot of the time, especially after recent events, I walk around with a pretty permanently pissed off expression.

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>>35749365
Not even a virgin tho haha

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Here's my walk guys

>>35749406
thats like a southern/country thing
in the city it comes off as creepy

oregibicegn

my hair overreacts, although not as thick as virgin walk guy. my posture usually depends on my mood, if I'm feeling antisocial, then I'll purposely look away and slouch, I'll walk in areas with less foot-traffic. I'm usually quite good at feeling comfortable/confident regardless, if I'm feeling good, I'll actually walk slightly weird, with a bit of a swagger, when I'm feeling self-conscious I try to look inconspicuous, normal, and small. When I'm in this frame of mind, I'm usually quite paranoid, so I do have the delusion that most people are looking at me, although I usually have this delusion (I'm sure it's a delusion) when I'm in my confident swagger mode too, but it accompanies thought such as "wow, he has nice clothes", for example. I'm also a fast walker, I can't help but overtake people, even if they're going slightly faster than me, I think I have borderline autism. When I'm with my friends, I usually walk ahead of them. When I bike places, I can't help but rush as fast as I can, which has resulted in many near-crashes, I'll always end up partially winded as a result. Looking back, maybe I have a complex about being late.

>>35749406
eye contact is a sign of aggression

>>35749365
God fucking damnit, every day I seem to learn about another thing I'm doing completely wrong. Fuck Chadwalking pieces of shit. Fuck all of you.

>>35755356
Chad is always watching you and he's laughing with Stacy when he sees your walk. 90% of the time when you hear someone laughing in public it's because they can see you doing the virgin walk again.

>>35749365
Almost entirely, but I'm not a virgin.

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>>35749485
>he doesn't just awkwardly press himself up against the nearest wall or just pretend to be staring at something in the corner at a crowded store when people walk past
>he doesn't zigzag through oncoming crowds with his head down as fast and as nimbly as possible without it looking like he's running while pretending internally he's an anime/movie character

Low level.

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>>35749365
>headphones
>implying I'm not too paranoid about not being able to hear my own breathing and too paranoid about ending up breathing too loud to wear them

>not walking past people in a hurry

I ain't got all fucking day, same shit with driving although a lot less fast.

I walk like OP but I have my arms folded across my chest as well.

>>35752738
>worrying about spine

What? Were you worrying about your bad posture doing damage to it or something?

Eh, then again, who am I to judge? I get worried about people noticing me clenching/unclenching my ass muscles in public.

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>>35749365
>hair seems to overract to wind


FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK

FUCKING WIND

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>>35749365
Fucking shit, that's pretty much spot on except I don't like walking fast and I am not sure if I walk in long strides. The hair thing irritates the shit outta me to no end, I go out with a hat most of the time.

>>35750873
HE DID THE WALK
HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK

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>>35749406
>mom says to stop looking down all the time when I walk, walk with my shoulders back and head up and stop worrying about making eye contact so much as it doesn't matter/no one cares
>attempt this in a crowded mall
>struggling to keep my head up so much, every part of me is telling me to keep my fucking head down before they either get offended and hurt me for staring or laugh at me, or before I hurt them
>end up angrily glaring at everyone who walked in my path for looking at me

>>35755592
HE DID THE WALK
HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK

>>35749406
you're supposed to focus on something in the distance

then they'll think your looking at them, until they look you in the eye and then they'll feel stupid

>>35749406
>are you supposed to look at people in the eyes when you pass them?

Not necessarily, just don't look at the floor. Look in the direction you're going.

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>mfw totally accurate

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>>35749365

oreginalo image

I've come to realize it's not my responsibility to ensure normalfags don't get their feelings hurt. I am a superior specimen, they should get the fuck out of my way and shut up. Allistic people are scum.

No, I do not want to walk as slow as possible like it's a game. No, I don't want to look at your eyes when there are so many more interesting things to look at. No, I don't want to talk about the weather. Allistics need to grow up and learn to get inside their heads instead of focusing on others so much. It's holding back their development and just annoys the shit out of everyone around them.

>>35755625
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A PATHETIC SIGHT
A VIRGIN WITH AN AVERTED GLANCE
AND SPAGHETTI SPILLING FROM HIS UNDERPANTS

HE DID THE WALK

>>35750851
Fucking this. Bunch of country people in this thread.

>>35755689
das wee bey

>>35753029
Oh, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who did this. There was one time I decided to stare at a girl while going up some steps and she was wearing a skirt so I was able to stare at her ass for few seconds.

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>he takes two stairs at a time

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>>35755811
>he doesn't take 2 stairs with my right leg and 1 with my left

>>35749365

Who the fuck would spend so much time making something like this?

>A fembot/femanon slut
>An effeminate traditionalist
>An effeminate male feminist

Pick one or two or three. This board should be deleted.

>>35755837
Hit a nerve there pal?

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testing testin testing originoldurga

>>35755784
*CHORUS*

FROM MY DORM IN COLLEGE IN THE CITY EAST
TO THE LIBRARY BASEMENT WHERE THE NECKBEARDS FEAST
THE SPERGLORDS CAME FROM THEIR PUTRID NESTS
TO SNEAK A PEAK AT MY MASTER STEPS

HE DID THE WALK

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i always thought I walked weird but this image doesn't really describe it all that well

>>35749365
you dont want to have shoes that are a lighter color than your pants

I have the bouncy walk. Normies bring it up so much, I don't understand why they take such an interest in other people.

>>35755843

Yes, it irritates me that someone would spend their time making such an elaborate picture, especially knowing the types of people who would make it in the first place. This place is even worse than when I regularly visited it.

>pal?

Who still says that? You lame autist.

>>35756155
>such an elaborate picture

You do much art yourself?

>>35756155
I would make a picture like that if I had nothing better to do. I think the virgin walk threads are funny despite doing it myself.

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I relate to every single point.

>>35755863
*CHORUS*

THE AUTIST AVOIDED THE SUN
WITH SOMETHING BETWEEN A WALK AND A RUN
HIS DAD LOOKED ON IN SHAME
AND SAID "I HAVE NO SON"

THE CHADS WERE LAUGHING BEHIND HIS BACK
THE GIRL HE LIKED WAS GETTING BLACKED
HIS VIRGIN FRIENDS WERE ABOUT TO ARRIVE
WITH THEIR DANCE TROUPE "THE AUTIST FIVE"


HE DID THE WALK

>>35750188
you overtake not because you wanna go fast but because you don't want them to think you are a creep following them

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>>35749365
Yes, oh God yes.
Please end it all.

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>>35749446
*click*
Hold still...

>>35749417
Virgins tend to shampoo excessively. I have a bf so I haven't done it since 2016.

I keep my back and head straight but the rest is accurate.

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>>35749365
How can something be so right

>tfw bf does the autistic speed walk through a crowd without telling me he's going to do it

>>35749469
Same, Ive always had a quick pace as Im always in a rush.

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>>35755811
I-is this bad?

that drawing might as well be a picture of me walking

>>35749365
You just HAD to remind me of that. One thing I fixed is walking with headphones everywhere I go, when one time I blasted fucking Death Note opening on a bus stop thinking I had them plugged but instead it played through phone speaker. Never wore them again

>>35756657
a rush to get home and masturbate to anime

>>35756705

Nah, even chads take 2 stairs at a time.
It's only salty manlets that go up the stairs step by step.

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>>35749365
I've seen a ton of comments admitting to being guilty of the virgin walk, but none on how to fix it. Someone please tell me, how does one cure himself from the virgin walk?

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>post a list of generic behaviors
>call them something stupid like "virgin _____"
>?????
>guaranteed replies

I hate this board

>>35752575
>mrw
Fuck off, reddit.

>>35749406
>are you supposed to look at people in the eyes when you pass them? or any other time? ive never ever looked at anyone in their eyes before when talking to them.
Quick eye contact is fine, but locking eyes with someone you're passing/about to pass is creepy/weird/whatever.

If you grew up in a rural area or small town, it'd be weird as fuck to not make eye contact and try talking to everyone you see. In urban areas you're better off not doing any of that since it's hard to tell if they're crazy.

Suburbs is a mixed bag. Just don't be an ass.

What you guys call a "normie" here

So are you guys seriously virgins? I mean how old are we talking here? Because I didn't lose mine until 21. Stop listening to people meme that everyone loses it as a teenager. That isn't the case for everyone. It also gets way easier once you go to University. Now I am 24 and with my gf of 8 months.

>head craned forward, looks below parallel, back slouched
Nope

>hates people who walk slowly, walks too fast, long strides, pass anyone walking slower
Yes

>Avoids eye contact
I keep eye contact until they break it

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1/2 the people on this thread are getting defensive

>>35757100
Literally, just bee urself.

Stop thinking about what to do and just do. Walking isn't difficult, you don't need to think about. Stop treating other people like judges who are out to take note of your behavior and treat them as merely passers by whom you should give no mind to.

>>35749365
>former wizard
>married now
>I have most of these attributes STILL
>wife teases me about it sometimes

It never goes away my friends

>>35757353
>It also gets way easier once you go to University
Studying third year and haven't talked to a single woman in that time.
Git out reee

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>>35749509
It could be the expression of an inferiority complex. Have you been emotionally hurt recently?

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>>35749365
>clothing is all neutral colored

I know this is a bait thread and pic but holy shit that specific line really rambled my jambles, wearing bright colored clothes fucking blows, nothing like good old black, white, gray, brown, khaki, some darker shades of blue or red etc.

>>35749365
yea but i look anyone in the eyes for longer than they'll bother to do the same
also the style is midwest emo and its trendy so idk who you're trying to offend

>>35757524
Betty funny m8

hair seems to overreact to wind.. lol

I typically walk backwards all the time, what does that make me?

>>35749604
it's just lack of having your hair proberly trimmed i'm sure

>>35757674
Then talk to them! Jesus it isn't that hard!

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>>35754471
Don't you mean HE walks the the virgin walk, anon-kun?

>>35749365
Yes. There's no sugarcoating it, I'm a virgin. I talk the talk and I walk the walk.

>>35749365
bad posture and awkward hand movement might be autism, but not wearing clothing with pink feathers and flames all over isn't being autistic.

what the fuck do you wear? a tie-dye jumpsuit everyday?

>>35757701
the worst is people with like patterns and multiple colors on their shirt like they're some sort of surfer royalty, get over yourselves lol.

>>35749365

>hair seems to overreact to wind

the fuck does that have to do with anything?

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>>35755625
HE DID THE WALK
FOR THE TRUMP SUPPORT

>>35757863
0% Grace
0% Style

So what does it mean if I walk in a way that's sort of loose but moves at a strong tempo, friend described it like I've got some upbeat jazz music playing in my head as I walk.

>>35758511
basically any odd work is a virgin walk unless you have something physically wrong with you directly causing it (obviously being ugly will indirectly cause it)

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>>35755356
>I'm doing completely wrong

don't let them make you believe this

>>35749365
i walk like this but i've had sex with two girls and turned down a few more

putting each other down like this is what makes you all hopeless people

>>35758727
it really is a thing though. The people you see who have made it despite having this walk are betas who have just about managed to fix their appearance to get some used up roasties.

>>35749469
I only hold my head high because I look down on all these pathetic beta male normie scum.

>>35755811
>>35756705
and always make sure you start with the right leg when you ended the previous set of steps with your left

>>35756888
I'm so sorry those trips went unchecked for so long, but they're checked now

>>35756888
I laughed at your post

>>35757557
I know that but HOW! HOW DO I DO THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

>>35749365
>Hair seems to overreact to wind
I don't understand this one, what does this have to do with being a virgin?

>>35749365
Anyone else can only wear a certain type of pants? I can't wear jeans or other pants only a certain pair of black pants. Used to happen with more clothes when I was a child some were too "uncomfortable". Like itching.

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>>35749365
>he struggles to 'autowalk'
WHAT THE FUCK???

NORMIES CAN AUTOWALK? HOLY FUCK. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS WAS A THING? GOD SO MUCH SHIT MAKES SENSE NOW.

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>>35759432
Your hair is too long. Most non-virgins are well kept and keep their hair a short athletic cut, or the more fashionable ones do the hitler youth undercut.

You literally need god-tie fascal aesthetics to pull off medium or long hair.

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>>35749365
>walks too fast
fuck you, im going from point a to point b, not out for a fucking scenic nature hike

why do normalfucks care so much that my 'walk' doesn't match with what's 'acceptable' to them

>walks too fast
>needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
>long strides
Nah. These don't have anything to do with virginity. Its called being employed and having places to be. My dad constantly walks fast with long strides and passes slow walkers.

This thread is b8, but the picture was quite nice

>>35756841
Nah, a rush to get to work. Its called flextime, you might have it when you finally get a real job

Literally all of them desu
Oregano post my friend

>>35749365
Fuck I walk like this but have actually had sex unlike many a robot. What does this mean?

>>35749882
really? I call them nigger in my head. fucking weirdo.

>>35749365
That isnt what the virgin walk is, buddy.

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Protip: take dance classes and the virgin walk goes away.

>>35755863
>>35755784
>>35755625
my sides

44352423

>>35751558
funny fact: in polish language 'integral' = 'calka' which means 'virgin' in archaic form

>mfw no one gets that it's all in the hips

walking is a hips thing. Confortable walking is when you balance your hips in a relaxed way

try it anon

>>35760207
Probably intended for the female side only (integral/hymen intact)

>>35749365
> looks below parallel
Best for identifying obstacles. You don't want to trip over in public.
> Hair overreacts to wind
Built in wind direction indicator / hygrometer.
> Head forward
So that you don't get visually fatigued when looking below parallel
> headphones
there is no music playing. Its just a ninja trick to fool enemies to believe you cant hear them and lure them to attack you first
> Avoids eye contact and looks away
Reduces the possibility of known people asking you for some favor when stumbling upon you / asking things you don't want to answer.
> stiff arm
Always ready to react if attacked by surprise
> hand form
be water my friend
> no autowalk
manual control provides for faster response times. Minimizes the possibility of hitting obstacles.
> fast walk
Minimizes exposure time and risk when in potentially dangerous environment.
> passes everybody walking slower
So that women do not think you are looking at their backs. Increases points with women for not being a pervert.
> neutral/dark clothing
So that if theres a happening the witnesses won't be able to identify you. You don't want to lose time in courts.

>>35749365
i do none of these things exept for the hair and im a (virgin)

I use my headphones because I enjoy listening to the radio during my commute

>>35751967
>>35751967
>seems
Maybe.
Good guys don't break shit that doesn't belong to then for no reason other than knowing people are watching.

>>35752856
>im 26 and can still grow a full hed of hair while many of my friends are going fucking bald
mostly because of their shit life style and hair products

Sounds like severe sampling bias

Do you have any evidence other than "uh, dude, there are CHEMICALS in there, just think about it" or are you just a retard with a preconceived notion

>>35749365
>looks below parallel
sorry but real robots stare into nothingness while walking virgin walk automatically

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People tell me I walk like I'm pissed off. I have like fists and walk almost like I'm marching. I just generally look like I'm mad most of the time.

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>>35755503
there, there, anon. you're not alone

>>35757557
you cunt, being myself is what leads to the virgin walk

>>35759768
>when you find out your dad is a virgin and not really your dad

It's time to reevaluate some things, anon

>>35749365
Picture is literally me. Anyway I can fix it?

I have big strides and walk quick, but then I am 6'3

I don't think I could manage walking around outside without a podcast on. I've been doing it practically every weekday since ~2008

>>35750873
>>35755592
>>35755625
>>35755784
>>35755863
>>35756268
Best thing to come out of this thread. I scripted it out to fit the song in time. We still need a few more verses though.

C: I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A PATHETIC SIGHT
A VIRGIN WITH AN AVERTED GLANCE
AND SPAGHETTI SPILLING FROM HIS UNDERPANTS

R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
R: THE VIRGIN WALK
C: IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK

FROM MY DORM IN COLLEGE IN THE CITY EAST
TO THE LIBRARY BASEMENT WHERE THE NECKBEARDS FEAST
THE SPERGLORDS CAME FROM THEIR PUTRID NESTS
TO SNEAK A PEAK AT MY MASTER STEPS

R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
R: THE VIRGIN WALK
C: IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK

THE AUTIST AVOIDED THE SUN
WITH SOMETHING BETWEEN A WALK AND A RUN
HIS DAD LOOKED ON IN SHAME
AND SAID "I HAVE NO SON"

THE CHADS WERE LAUGHING BEHIND HIS BACK
THE GIRL HE LIKED WAS GETTING BLACKED
HIS VIRGIN FRIENDS WERE ABOUT TO ARRIVE
WITH THEIR DANCE TROUPE "THE AUTIST FIVE"

R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
R: THE VIRGIN WALK
C: IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK

>>35762090
OUT FROM THE ETHER, A BETA VOICE DID RING
HE WAS RATHER PUZZLED BY JUST ONE THING
HE LET OUT A HOWL, HIS VOICE FILLED WITH DREAD
"HOW DO I FIX THE TILT OF MY HEAD?"


Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist"

>>35762490
ignore template text below

>>35759614
>numale undercut
No thanks

>>35762490
HE'S NOT AT ALL COOL, HE'S NOT AT ALL TALL
HIS VIRGIN WALK IS THE BETA'S DOWNFALL
FOR YOU, THE NORMIES, THE WALK IS NOT MEANT
SO STACY AND CHAD, WITH YOUR WALK BE CONTENT

>>35755646
This, so much. Just don't look around or stop, walk like a Nazi. Give them a Heil Trumby as you pass too.

https://youtu.be/cBN-tARHNts

>>35750112
My nigga/ I love near inwood/ good to see a fellow robot close by

>>35753015
not beta

my neck is long and Im really tall, I can't control the slouch

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>>35749365
roll up your shoulders, and keep your head up. If you have to put your hands in your pockets, try to only rest your thumbs inside. Makes you look more confident.

When walking, don't give other people space. No body wants to bash into you, so keep walking and they'll part like the red sea.

Don't forget, no one can change unless they want to. Now go, my friend. Make us proud.

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i fucking hate being self counciouss

It's like i have to do everything manually what other people to automatic.

WHY THE FUCK WHYYY I HATE THIS SHIT AHHHHHHH

>>35750990
>>tfw when i see a thick qt3.14, i tell her she is beautiful and walk away

Do you tip your fedora in her direction as well?

>>35749365
>gives too much space for oncoming traffic
Fuck, I thought it was smooth and polite.

>>35749365
Shit I have the virginwalk and I'm a slut

>>35755479
Shit mate, are you me?

Did/do this shit too often

>tfw friends always used to tell me I walked like a girl/fag in high school
>so insecure about it that I can't focus on anything other than how I'm walking when outside

How am I supposed to fix my natural walk?
Can I train it to become normal over time? Having to be aware of it 24/7 fucks with my head

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>>35749365
wtf
delet this

>>35749365
What the hell? This is a thing!? Is it a problem literally all these things applied to me? Do normies see this?

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if the "virgin walk" meme becomes popular, normies might actually start to judge us for it

>>35757353
fuck off normiefukk

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>tfw people always tell me I walk weirdly, like I take longer strides with one foot than the other
>the right side of my face is a lot uglier than my left
>the right side of my body is clearly more underdeveloped than my left
What the fuck is going on? Do I have brain damage?

>>35757828
>implying I have anything to say

>>35749365
the walk of the unsung heroes

>>35765398
that means your right brain is underdeveloped too, which says alot about you, meaning low empathy, greedy, logical, autistic

but don't worry that's normal in todays children, people will only start to show unbalanced bodies and minds, the newest generation reflects the problems of the old.

Karma, process of global enlightenment or war, call it as you like.

>>35765364
m8 they already do

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>mum always said I walked funny growing up
>laughs it off and says just don't think about
>rage.jpg
>the only thing i think about when I'm outside

>>35765478
What, doesn't the right side of brain control the left side of the body?

>>35765560
this thread got me thinking about it today. I think I can pull of a fairly good normie walk since I've been out today, l8r virgin walkers, I've worked out how to get out of this purgatory

>>35749365
I do literally all of these things. But it's not like random members of the public look at me and think "he must be a virgin".

>>35749365
>tfw I do every single one of those things
>tfw not actually a virgin

Not even. Just a pathetic virgin.

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there's no reason to look up as you walk
there is nothing to see
there are no dangers for which you'd have to be vigilant
passersby are mostly irrelevant to your life
what's the point? why should anyone be aggressive with eye contact?

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>>35749365
Not really, I'm still a virgin though

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any tips on this walk?

Why is this so fucking accurate?

>>35749365
im not a virgin and i walk like this

>>35766536

more arm swing, legs wider apart, cock out, less distance covered between steps

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>>35766682
i feel like i'm close to perfecting it

i'll start asking some people for tips

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>>35749365
>tfw virgin walker
>tfw not a virgin

>>35765261
>>35755479
tfw can only relate to autists online

I walk like that but have had sex atleast 800 times. Half of this shit is the walk of someone who doesnt have a car but has places to go and and a job. Fuck off with this common bs just to make robots even more insecure. Youre all good robos it just means u have a heathly stride

>tfw can't walk outside without wearing a jacket
how do i stop doing this?

>>35766788
kek'd

origggggi

>>35767174
i feel vulnerable with just a top... need to put a bit of weight on i think

>>35766851
You can put a penis in a woman but you can't kill the virgin inside.

>>35766627
This really. Im just antisocial when i walk alone.

i don't know what to do with my arms

I hate walking around without a hoodie or jacket because I can't put my hands in the pockets

feels so weird just having your arms flop around like they shouldn't be there

I've read this is unironically a symptom of aspergers

>>35767174
because of the weather or because your STICC?

>>35756576
>shampoo
>over reacting to wind
???????????

>>35749365
you missed anterior pelvic tilt

>>35767707
because of my mantits and i don't really know how to walk

>wear running shoes
>actually a runner
thats okay right

>>35768464
afraid i cant help you there friend, only thing i would say is lose the weight, even though its easier said than done.

>>35762090
vocaroo when

>>35768530
Fucking normalfag shitcock