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What's up guys! I'm new to /r9k/ and I thought I'd try my hand at shitposting here. I'm 5'10", 210 lbs, half asian/ half white (obviously i got some european in me since im using a racial epitaph in my tripcode :P) my penis is 5 and a half inches long, I dont know how to measure thickness, sorry :P and I'm uncircumsized.
I'm looking to meet some new friends (robots if you will) of all races, ages, sizes and genders (;D) and hopefully become 4chan famous like Eliza or Hack_blastard! Welp, there's my speil, if you think im "ironic" or "kekky" enough, definately let me know so I can keep it up! tootles!
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Post a picture of your penis please
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>>35747317
NUKE HUHUHUHU
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>>35747393
shut up kiki
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Post the picture please of your penis
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>>35747418
how did you know??
i m laughing so hard you have no idea
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>>35747381
fuck you stupid faggot thats gay you fucking queer
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>>35747437
shut up kiki you idiot the normies might figure out my secret plot to ruse them
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>>35747439
No it's not gay
Penis please
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>>35747466
im really feeling uncomfortable when you ask me that, please stop
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>>35747476
No, it's okay. Welcome to r9k. Please post penis please
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>>35747459
im sorry i loveyou
ill be your robot friend asian glasses nigger
i think you're very kekky and ill get you famous
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>>35747507
Is that a contemporary thing people do here? thats sickening! the penis is private!!
>>35747517
thanks kiki ill need you to pull some strings for me regarding that
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>>35747533
No no you'll become famous. I'm helping penis please please post picture of your penis please
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Please post penis. It will help
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>>35747565
I think youre trying to trick me for a sexual benifit for yourself, and I feel as if you are making me very uncomfortable
>>35747643
i really like this image
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>>35747662
You should try it and post picture please
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>>35747699
I really can't, I don't think you understand that is gay. I don't want to
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No one cares about your gay thread you stupid faggot post a picture of your penis please okay? Just show me I'm the only one here just please post your penis okay
I'm biologically female it's not even homo
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Listen please just do this okay please just post a picture. No one cares about you just do it you faggot
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You're a piece of shit you retarded fag. Just fucking post it you stupid faggot just please post the picture
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>>35747787
youre a girl?? ok mayybe i would for you but theres no DM system on this site (i should know ive been using it since 2013)
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>>35747761
Why do you do these things?
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>>35748160
This is private just us
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>>35748162
I initially set out so I could become a famous shitposter, but if everyone just wants to see me penis, then I might reconsider
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>>35748178
uhmn, no it's not everyone can see, I'm not stupid ok
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>>35748203
Please post the picture it's anonymous just please do it
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>>35748238
Clearly it isnt anonymous if I'm using a trip code you silly "newfag" (as they say)
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>>35748255
Listen please just stop using it for a bit so you can post the picture
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