I'm a guy (male) and I want to sexually please men.

>>35746955
i really hate madoka.

>>35746979
I really love Madoka.

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Op if you're 5'8 or under you're easily gonna be able to pls men. These threads where cute boys post about how they're too tall or manly are killing me quite literally.

>>35747045
Madoka is the worst.

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>>35746979
I really, really love Madoka!

I am afraid you are mentallly ill.

>straight
>submissive
>tempted to let someone fuck my ass because I'm so desperate for human touch
I just don't want to lose my virginity to a guy

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>>35747064
I'm 5'4, but I don't think I'm cute or anything. Well, it doesn't matter, as long as I'm able to please men I'm glad.

>>35747107
Me too!

>>35747134
Maybe, but who cares?

>>35747159
Why don't you pay a hooker?

>>35747172
>Why don't you pay a hooker?
that seems horribly anxiety-inducing

I couldn't do it.

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>>35746955
No its not weird please me rn homo boy
>>35747064
No post mado-Chan pls
>>35747098
Ur the worst

Coudlve sworn I had more madoka pics

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>>35747187
>>35747172
>>35747107
>>35746955
She's a monster.

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>>35747243
Wrong u r fake news

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>>35747184
If you are submissive, but not gay, I would recommend waiting. Having sex with men just for desperation isn't right.

>>35747187
How do you want me to please you?

>>35747243
She is cute!

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>>35747255
>>35747271
The truth will set you free heretics.

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It's sane, logical, and hot.
Why would you want to please a woman when she has no value as a human being?

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>>35747271
Found my madoka stash. Some reason half of it's on my dropbox
>>35747271
I want to have passionate anal sex with you and maybe some lewd naked cuddling

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>>35747172
Post face or butt so I can decide if I want to smash your boipucci and take you as my fucktoy

oh wow this thread got gay fast.

>>35746955
>I'm a guy (male) and I want to sexually please men. ls that weird?
no it's normal

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>>35747450
Ur gay u Turkish duck

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>>35747523
i bet it feels good to pump her like that

>>35747271
>I would recommend waiting.
the problem is that I don't think it will ever happen

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>>35747574
Ill pump u u fag

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>>35747353
I know right. Vaginas are so disgusting, eew

>>35747400
How long is your dick?

>>35747416
I look like an average skinny nerd, sorry for not being too cute

>>35747450
It really did, I wonder why

>>35747486
Good

>>35747583
Even then, it's better than doing something you will regret later. But I mean, it's just my opinion, in the end you can take the risk if you want to.

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>>35747693
I haven't measured it since like middle school but it's a bit longer than my six inch phone case, and someone else said it looked about 6 1/2-7 inches

>>35747682
nah i'm a top so i'll give you my seed

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>>35747791
So big, my 4 inches don't even compare. Cuddling seems fun too.

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>>35747846
P-pls then smash my boi pussy to death and fill me up

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>>35747891
Smaller penises are so cute. Rubbing your cute penis against mine would be so hot during cuddling

>>35746955
No, you're just gay. Not the worst thing that could happen to a man, I guess.

>>35747906
whew you are slutty i wasn't even hard but after you offering to become a cum container I'm hard

>>35747172
>i'm 5'4
wow me too except i'm incredibly frustrated by it and i have a huge inferiority complex as it

>>35747682
Lmao the only thing that's gonna be getting pumped is you and full of my cum

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>>35747991
I'm still basically a virgin but I fantasize about a guy holding me down by my hands and screwing my ass aggressively until he cums hard inside. In a sort of forceful manner then cuddles me afterwards this feeling pains me that it's not happening

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>>35747956
I can't fap tonight anon, stop turning me on

>>35747972
Good point

>>35748007
I learned to embrace it with time, you should too

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>>35748134
Where do you live friendo? I can help you ease into it maybe

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I'm a virgin who fantasizes about getting fucked, either throat or ass until I pass out or the top has his fill, all while he treats me like an onahole, hits me to vent his anger, and just generally uses his body to make his cock feel good, and not care about the vessel he's using to do that. I just wanna be bullied and hated.

Too bad I'm a disgusting NEET who has issues leaving the house.

>>35748134
i don't have any desire to be some guy's femboytoy, and i understand there are girls out there who like short guys, but still.

>>35748128
that's pretty lewd tbhh
i'd do it

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>tfw you'll never have a live-in cute male wife
>tfw you'll never wake her (male) up before you leave for work for a fuck
>tfw you'll have to settle for women

Why go on?

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>>35748134
Why can't you fap tonight anon?
i've been ffapping I a perfunctory manner for about a half hour now

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>>35748231
>tfw it's basically impossible that you'll be able to smash my boi pussy
Life is suffering
>>35748256
To suffer homo

>>35748324
yeah it's pretty terrible famm

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>>35748368
do you live in the states by any chance?

>>35748399
nop
ausbot

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>>35748199
South America. It sucks I live far away from everybody

>>35748200
Pretty hot fantasy anon, I hope you can make it come true one day.

>>35748211
I see. But it's pointless to complain, don't focus on it too much.

>>35748256
Never say never

>>35748261
I have this weird fetish
I put a chastity device on my dick and I force myself not to fap for days. I like it because I get really horny
I hope that's not too weird.

>>35748399
where do you live?

orig
oreg
origreg

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>>35748486
ohio desu yo

Not from a Roman historical perspective.

>>35748568
>no one ever lives in my timezone and if they do it's in fucking texas

christ

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>>35748647
> tfw no one is ever from ohio on here

I feel your pain

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>>35748707
>> tfw no one is ever from ohio on here
>tfw from ohio

>>35746955
>tfw no boy (male) to sexually please me in a non weird way

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>>35748774
Lies. Every last word

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>>35748893
>Lies. Every last word
If you say so

>>35748804
>non weird way
What do you mean?

>>35746955
Statistically, yes. I think ie's fine, however.

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>>35748931
What part of Ohio are you from

>>35748965
>What part of Ohio are you from
Souther

>>35748939
>What do you mean?
Avoiding getting muted

>>35748953
*it's
Adding this in cause the bot says it's unoriginal

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>>35749011
Ahhh, as am I actually. I swear to god if ur the ohio anon I know ill fight u.

>>35748953
>I think ie's fine, however.
That's nice of you.

>>35747172
FIVE
FOUR
I don't care if you're not cute I really want to play with a smol boi

tfw no robot bf to live with who feminizes me and fucks me

>>35746955
>I'm a guy (male) and I want to sexually please men. ls that weird

Now this is shitposting.

Blowks

>>35749095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
Not the Ohio guy, just thought I'd respond with this.

>tfw 5'4" guy
>find the idea of being used and submitting to bigger men really hot
>other than height not particularly feminine looking or acting, and don't want to adjust my entire lifestyle for this fantasy
>also turned on by the idea of dominating a femboy, but my height and average dick keeps that from being a reality
>also am actually for the most part interested in girls (female) sexually and romantically
>none of them want to date/fuck a manlet

life is suffering

>>35749232
So you're bi?
>/lgbt/
Just saying.

>>35749232
are you relatively smooth
is your butt plump at all
if so i would be your fucc buddy friendo
we can hangout and play vidya then let me use your mouth to pleasure my dick

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>>35749157
I'd love to be your obedient smol boi anon. What would you make me do?

>>35749200
http://i.imgur.com/gu2t72M.jpg
Like that?

>>35749232
That's pretty much me. I will try to become cuter though, I think it will be worth it.

i just want to fuck a femboy trap or whatever the fuck they are called with a very feminine voice
and cum inside them

or at the very least try to talk to them and see if that'd be my thing if not i guess i'm straight and not bi


or i'm an asexual piece of shit

>>35749332
sure, why not... not like its any worse

>>>>>>>/lgbt/
This is /r9k/, ya know. Nothing against you guys, it's just that there's a whole board for that shit.

>>35749332
probably forcibly fuck you when you aren't expecting it
that idea turns me on

>>35749347
Those are hard to find, but good luck!

>>35749414
>forcibly
But anon, you can't force me to fuck you, I'll always be willing to do that.

>>35749512
*force me to be fucked by you

>>35749512
more like impossible
oh well it's a fantasy and sadly nothing more.

>>35749286
Yeah I guess I'm bi, but romantically I do heavily prefer girls.
>>35749297
I'm pretty hairy and talk and act like a dude. If I shaved and lost a bit of weight/muscle I could probably pass as pretty cute, but again, outside of when I get really horny I actually like being a guy. That sounds hot but sorry to disappoint m8.

Like its just so fucked. If nature made me this height then it should have also gone all the way and made me really girly, but nooo it just had to make things complicated.

>>35749512
So you would have no problem with me grabbing your thighs and butt and groping you in public?

>>35749548
I don't mind talking/acting like a dude. That's what makes it hot desu. Hairyness isn't a dealbreaker but i guess it depends how much.

I'd still probably fugg you desu, as long as you let me cum inside you and play with your butt.

>>35747450
nigga the original post is a guy saying he wants to please other guys it was gay from the get go

>>35748464
What country? I'm in Brazil

>>35749615
oh...

l-location?

>>35748211
>girls out there who like short guys

LOL lads this guy is saying some pretty hilarious shit

>>35749565
That's interesting... where and when in public exactly?

>>35749646
Uruguay

>>35749701
I know you!

Well, not really, I just recognize you from the other day. I'm the Buenos Aires anon. Do you have a skype by any chance?

>>35749669
Canada.

Tell me about your butt. I like boy butts a lot.
I want to squeeze it and rub my dick inbetween the cheeks and tease you while I do.

>>35749701
Maybe out walking around, anywhere really. Then, when I think no one is looking, whisper something lewd to you and slap your butt, or grab at your bulge. Stuff like that.

In a strictly heterosexual manner, of course.

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STOP BEING A FLAMING FAGGOT AND GET SOME PUSSY

>>35749701
Oh shit, that's not far away at all, I live in the south

>>35749817
Stop forcing that stupid meme
I don't even know who that guy is and I don't care to find out

>>35749764
hate to ask but are you a top or a bottom senpai?
i'm a top desu
also Canada senpai

>>35749755
>>35749832
You guys can send me your emails if you want, but like I said, I'm pretty average looking and we don't live that close, so I don't know if it's worth it for you.

>>35749790
Pretty lewd, I like it. You still doesn't need to force me to do that.

>>35749817
But pussy is disgusting.

>>35749865
WEW lad what province?

How can you be a top when you said you like the idea of submitting to another guy? You're a switch, clearly.
I'm not completely against getting topped but I'm a tall big dude so I don't know if you're into that

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>tfw no /r9k/ bf yet
what went wrong
I posted the anime girl images and everything

>>35750113
nop not the switch dude also a big tall dude FUCK was hoping for qt femboy desu fampai

>>35750134
>>tfw 5'4" guy
>>find the idea of being used and submitting to bigger men really hot

is this not you desu? i'm confused

>>35749935
I just want to talk. I'll make a throwaway email some other time if I find you again.
It's getting late, so I'll be going to bed now. Sleep well.

>>35750165
nope
different dude entirely
6'3 famm

>>35749935
I'll just have to get even rougher with you then, until you try to resist so I can completely conquer you :^)

>>35750181
literally how would you possibly think I was not a top
>I'd still probably fugg you desu, as long as you let me cum inside you and play with your butt.
>we can hangout and play vidya then let me use your mouth to pleasure my dick

the way you replied to me replying to that guy made me think you were him

I've been duped
>:(

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>tfw no guy to treat me rough every once in awhile then go away

>>35748647
>>35748707
>tfw never anyone from Illinois here

Life is cruel

>>35749408
There are no rules against gay love here, retard

>>35747159
what about a tranny? female enought to not be fully considered a "guy", manly enought to be as dominant as you want them to be

>>35747271
nice, having a cute little slave whore like madoka would be a dream

>>35750270
I want to roughly facefuck a boy.

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>>35750322
I'm not a boy but you should facefuck me anyway

>>35750341
>girl(girl)
EW what the heck dude that's gay

>>35750117
feels bad

>>35750187
Just because I'm 5'4 and 120lbs doesn't mean I can't resist though! Are you sure you would be able to overpower me?

>>35750319
b-but anon, I'm a boy!

>>35747846
nice, i would love to have your seed deep in me

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>>35750341
I'm a guy, not a boy.

>>35748464
what device?

>>35750356
Please post an email
I'd love to discuss some fantasies

>>35750356
Considering the fact that I'm 6'4, yes. I am sure I could overpower you. And you will receive lots of punishment for your disobedience.
:^)

also you're not allowed to lewd with other anons you're my property now

>>35750361
contact? discord?

>>35750356
so? you can still be a cute slave whore, at least until you get old and i replace you with a new model

>>35750415
useless, i live in latin america

>>35750467
we can still talk fampai i wanna fucking cum

>>35750482
whats the point if i'm not getting it? might as well deny you the fun as well, honey

>>35750387
Do you want to know the model?

>>35750392
Give me a throwaway, do you have discord or something?

>>35750401
It doesn't matter if ur tall, I can still resist! If you win I guess I'll have no choice but to be your small cum dumpster...

>>35750450
Fair enough...

>>35750632
ja, i want to, been wanting to buy and try one for a while, maybe use it while i train myself to cum from anal stimuli

>>35750632
Desu, you're so adorably small and tiny it wouldn't even be a challenge. I'd just push you to the ground, spread open your mouth, and start fucking your throat.
you post your discord homo boy

>>35750298
Do dominant trannies even exist though? I thought their penises don't work. And they're usually even more submissive than I am.

>>35750686
It's a cb-6000 knock off, I didn't have money for more expanisve ones. I so want to buy a dildo for anal training!

>>35750725
Rude, just because I'm your property doesn't mean you should do that!
Nowascki#4336

>tfw super fat

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>never any cute weeb boys from uk in these threads

>>35750936
i read some ads out of curiosity, they all claim to be dominant and submissive, depending on your tastes.

>>35750950
nice, i don't have much money, i'll look that one up and see if i can get it cheap were i live

>>35750950
Added.

You're my property, so I can do whatever I want with you now.
Like tie you up and keep you under my desk, making you kiss and lick my balls.

>>35749672
>he thinks that out of the tons of people out there there aren't some that like short guys

There's one kind of everything you dumbass.

>>35750341
be my gf blease

>>35750271
>9 hour drive
fuck

>>35750271
i'm from illinois

>>35750950
Come on anon accept already, you've got me all worked up.

>>35751067
>comes into gay thread
>is nongay
leave PLEASE

>>35751242
I'm sleepy now, sorry anon, tomorrow we can talk about lewd stuff :3

>>35751266
all faggots are my property and i can do what i want around them and with them

>>35751266
wait, i can't be here if i'm not gay? is it ok to stay if i am bi?

>>35751272
roo

well, atleast accept it for now.

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I need a boyfriend.

Please, I promise I'm a good boy...

Good boys deserve boyfriends right?

Right?

>>35751645
are you cute? only cute boys deserve boyfriends

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>>35751645
Good boys deserve a good cock in their mouth

>>35751686
False. Good boys deserve boyfriends too!
I want to give a good boy lots of love and care.
Especially in the bed.

>>35751645
Sometimes when I recognize anime images i feel like im falling deeper in the hole

>>35751699
i want to get a cute bf and give him cute boy points whenever he does something cute, which can be redeeemed for things like hugs or kisses or other things

>>35751761
too lewd, delet this

no but really that's cute as heck, you get 10 cute boy points!

>>35746955
No, it just means you're gay.

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>>35751686
I hope I'm cute enough for you..

>>35751691
I hope I'm a good enough boy to one day experience the love that is pleasing my boyfriends cock~

>>35751699
I want to be a good bed buddy one day!

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>>35751761
>i want to get a cute bf and give him cute boy points whenever he does something cute, which can be redeeemed for things like hugs or kisses or other things
I want cute boy points

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tfw you will never 69 with another cuteboy, sucking each others cocks the same time

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>>35751864
>tfw you will never 69 with another cuteboy, sucking each others cocks the same time
post discord NOW

>>35751645
there's plenty of people who'd be your bf
including me but i'd want a relationship to be more than just lewd, not that i wouldn't want lewd

>>35751864
>two cuteboys together
>implying the truly enlightened way isn't a small cuteboy + a big hairy masculine boy

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>>35751876
I'd only want to talk to someone if they lived close by so we can actually fulfill our desires

>>35751814
you have to do something cute first
impress me

>>35751864
Can I get an original sauce on that? It looks like bosshi but not sure.

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>tfw there are no cute robot femboys in your city
>even if there were you're overweight and not attractive
>on tip of that you don't even know if you're bi or just prison gay from being starved of human contact all these years

fucking anime niggas, youll never be an anime girl

>>35752012
why would you want to be an anime girl when you could be an anime boy

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use me and leave me

thanks

>>35751909
>I'd only want to talk to someone if they lived close by so we can actually fulfill our desires
then post location qt

>>35752034
england
orig

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>>35751887
I am purest boy.

Lewd is just a bi-product of a healthy relationship!

>>35751909
Where are you located anon?

>tfw no cute boys where I live

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>tfw not really interested in guys but like flirting with them
>tfw it's nice to be desireable to someone
i'm basically a roastie

>>35752080
see
>>35752061

please be original

>>35752061
>england
can you just move somewhere else please
cute boys shouldn't live there

>>35746955
Why do you want to please men? I only like other cute girls (males)

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>tfw you will NEVER have a bf because nobody is ever gonna be attracted to you, especially because of your personality

i like to believe i already gave up and don't care anymore but sometimes the feels come back

>>35752256
tell me about your personality, maybe i'm worse and therefore you at least deserve someone like me

>Look for sissy videos
>It's either the weird hypno shit or gross old men not even trying to look like girls

>>35746955
Your more honest and sane then the traps who frequent this board

>>35752301
honestly it's hard to tell since i can be very different depending on how i'm feeling but i guess the main things are

>terribly autismo
>fucking dumb
>dead inside
>sometimes mean for no reason
>have anger problems
>often start hating people outta nowhere and cut ties with them
>emotionally jumpy
>don't take anything seriously
>lazy & useless
>purposely try to make people dislike me so they stay away
>narcissistic in a weird way (really envious of others but feel like i'm some sort of fucking higher being)
>lots of literal madhouse tier crazies in my family prolly not doing great in that department either

try to beat that, dumb boyo

>can't see women romantically anymore