How do I get a hikki NEET gf?

You don't, give up now

>>35745866
Why not?

hfghad

>>35745852
You don't want one desu.

>but I like clingy women!

No, no you really don't. Once you find out that you can't do the things you want to do because you've allowed your life to be dictated by the whims of an easily offended woman who needs your attention at all times you'll realize how much of a hassle it really is.

>>35745951

Idk about you anon but I'd kill for a woman who needs my attention at all times.

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>>35745951
It's not like I do anything with my time right now

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>>35745852
i had a qt hikki neet gf for a while, she was an 18-yr-old virgin, and we met online (she lived multiple states away from me, so we never met up). she fell in love with me almost immediately, like before we fucking spoke on the phone (we had texted for maybe a week or something before we started skyping) and i quickly realized she was pretty nuts and stopped talking to her. then i get texts from her about how she was going to OD on pills, and i ignored her because she was always talking about edgy bullshit like that. i get a text from her the next day saying she was going to a mental hospital and she would be there for a week or so and wouldn't be able to contact me.

she gets out, we start talking again because i feel like a piece of shit, and i'm lonely enough to need someone to talk to (i was living alone and didn't have friends as i was in a new city) and it felt like a huge waste of time, like no matter how much i talked to her i couldn't learn anything about her. the truth was: there was simply no substance to her whatsoever. she sat around all day in her bedroom probably on tumblr and watching movies and listening to lana del rey and shit like that, whatever sad girl music you can imagine. she was hikki and neet because she was afraid of the world and afraid of people and had been given a view of the world from her peers on tumblr that told her that depression and anxiety are cool, and people are sick, and everything's fucked up and sad. jesus christ.

i'm not usually very confronting, but when i tried to pry anything real out of her, it would immediately reveal the truth of her nature (emptiness) and she would become emotional and very aggressive. So she became more clingy and in love, even though i didn't feel like either of us knew the first thing about the other, and eventually i told her this and dropped her.

Don't fall for it. It seems like a good idea, and she'd be relatable or interesting, but it's almost always a lie.

>>35746847

I still want it

>>35745951
>No, no you really don't.

You underestimate the mental illness of the robots here.

>>35746847
I've been to a psych ward before. Was interesting and also boring desu.

They all almost all have boyfriends already, from my experience.

>>35745852
how do you expect to get a girl who doesn't leave her house when you never leave your house?

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>>35747795

Do dating websites work?

>>35746847
>tfw I'm just as much of an empty person

>>35745936
Because they don't leave the house.

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I had a hikki NEET gf once. She left me. I wish she would talk to me again.
>tfw no gf to get high and watch anime with

What's the point? The only reason I'd date one is because she'd be innocent but I doubt even those girls are.

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can you deal with mental illness? if you can then post your contact info

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>>35746847
I miss beastman spy cams