>computer just fell off my desk
>>35745679
>flashlight fell in my ass
>cumsock slipped out of my mouth
>>35745679
mumspusfeluntomidik
>>35745679
>foot shuffled into the wormhole
>the cum contraction broke into 7 pieces again
>Cum fridge fell over again
>cock compactor is steaming from overuse again
My monitor is wedged between the desk and the wall bc it broke off the stand. Constantly fucking tips back if I breathe on the desk. Can't replace it bc poorfag (also for some reason the desktop only has dvi out??)
>>35746541
>sister fell into penis portal
>brother entered the poop pulverizer
>mother managed to find the monster mega milker