What exactly did I do wrong? She threatened to call the cops, fuck...

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Part 2. Orginally original

>>35744861
This better be fake bro you've gotta make this into a joke somehow you creepy bastard

>>35744861
you don't give any context at all you autist.

>>35744930
No matter the context this is coming off so badly

>>35744861
o im laffin
laffin like a loon

>>35744861
>>35744874
Am I just retarded? I don't understand what you're saying here at all.
Someone help me out.

>>35744930
I asked out a girl in one of my classes and she lied to me. She said she was dating someone, and she wasn't. She was going after this Chad guy Riley instead of me

YOUO'RE A FUKCING STALKIIIEIEIEGNISKDFJD YOU'RE A FUCKING STALKING CREEPY UGLY FUGLY ASS FUCK OFF AN DIEEEE AHHH I WANT TO BARFFFF AHHHHHHH

>>35745027
why do you care lmao.
some stacey with glasses wants a chad and you're triggered or something?

Wow

You must really lack any form of self awareness if you think that's ok

You don't speak to people that way man, especially a girl you're trying to convince to have sex with you.
If she was seeing another guy it's because she likes him and not you. It hurts, but don't be dumb and get the cops called on you by harassing her for sex

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>>35744861
>>35744874
Only on /r9fuckingk/.

You can't see shit like this anywhere else, folks. Not even on reddit.

And worst of all, you can't even make this shit up either.

>>35744861
>surprised that women are pathological liars

Welcome to r9k

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>>35744986
>>35745027
Oh I get it now
OP are you pic related? Because you write a lot like pic related talks.

>>35745131
same anon.
at first i thought the chick was the one texting.
this is some autist getting mad because his stacey-hardon went for chad

*slurps* hey so i saved a piece of your hair you left behind in class underneath the plastic chair. i understand that you're dating harvey but i don't get why he gets to touch your pubic hairs. when can i?

>>35745155
>Same anon
What the fuck no you're not

>>35744986
"I know you have a boyfriend but my relative died so would you please pity fuck my virginity away?"

I assume this is bait but if not OP is the autist of the century.

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>>35744861
>>35744874

This magnitude of autism should not be physically achievable.

>hey anon, i've been waiting for you outside the bathroom every time you leave in class and i listen to the sounds you make. i notice that you trickle at 150bpm, but today there was a slight pause and you fluctuated from 180bpm to 20 bpm to 130 bpm.
>is something wrong? you can tell me you know.

>>35745181
autist of the millenium is more like it.

Dude made me cringe so hard that it made me feel like a much better person, now knowing that people like THAT exist.

>hey anon, i know you're not on your period because i've been trapping your pheromones in a jar and monitoring them on an excel sheet each day. i also use heatwave goggles to see how hot you get depending on the time of hour.
>why did you say you didn't want to get ice cream with me if you're on your period? is this fair?

>>35745174
same, anon*
sorry i forgot my comma nigger

>>35745245
>read this
>instantly want soft-serve ice cream

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So you're blackmailing a girl for sex, under the pretext that she "betrayed you" by saying she wasn't dating anyone? Am I getting this right? What do you mean by "I have one of his family members on speed dial"? Holy christ.

>>35744861
>defiantly
I would call the cops just for this.

>>35745293
It's her fault for lying to me. Sometimes you have to take justice into your own hands.

>>35744861
What OP did is creepy and more than a little autistic but let's not lose sight of the fact that the girl's a bitch

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>hey anon, i've been collecting your period stained bloody pads/tampons in the school's garbage and i don't understand why you want to push me away.

>i know you like to use Always brand or poise, but why won't you try huggies? i think ull like them. i got you some if you want. i don't know why you have to say you're going to tell my parents.

>if u do i'm going to tell your parents you broke my arm in 3rd grade. you have to give me freshly stained period panties every 1pm in front of the auditorium or I will tell everyone you like Playtex better than huggies. come on, please.

>>35745326
Most girls are bitches, this isn't anything new. The ascending levels of autism in this thread is what's entertaining, anon.

>>35745321
did anyone ever tell you that you belong in a padded cell?

cause I think this is the time to tell you that

>>35744861
anon, just rub your dead skin cells into my mouth

i saw you high fiveing your girlfriend after tetherball, how come she can touch you but i can't get any sheddings? what do?

>>35745321
Whatever your concept of "justice" is, your mistake was thinking you had a good grasp of it with your probably tubby fingers, you pathetic shut in chubb boy.

>>35745366
I agree but I still think we should never outright ignore women's transgressions.

You'll be ok, women suck at pressing charges.

When I was 13 years old, my mom broke two of my ribs and my wrist, then tried to get me arrested for domestic abuse. I got taken down to the station, but the cops noticed that I was banged up as fuck and she didn't have a scratch on her, then they started to think "hey wait, maybe this kid is innocent". My dad hired a kick-ass lawyer, charges got dropped.

Stupid bitch, I walked away free. Although I was forced to masturbate left-handed for like 2 months. That was weird.

I need to see more of the convo.

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>hey brad

i saw you kissing the head cheerleader the other day. it says you've been dating for 5 years.

hold my hand and shove your fingers up your ass (both fists in reptile formation) or i'm going to tell principal dean you raped me. hurry up.

you texted her an essay instead of talkin it out like, with a call, or in person.

>>35745326
>>35745391
you do realize you're coming off as just as much of a high-functionist autist as OP, right?

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>>35745391
You just keep writing up that list, man.

>>35745412
The bitch blocked me and when I confronted her in class, she threatened to call the cops.

>>35745431
I don't care
>>35745434
>Hurr criticizing women obviously means you want to kill them
Normie feminist-tier logic right there

>>35745406
Cops always take the women's side cause bible belt.

>>35745406
Is it really that weird? I exclusively masturbate lefty. I pretty much can't even do the right hand motions with my right hand. I write right-handed though.

It's convenient because you can click on things while fapping

op i bet you're ugly and crusty dingy as fuck

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>>35744861
>>35744874
Is this stuff even real, or some kind of surrealist prank? Just the other day we had a guy who admitted to fucking an unconscious 16-year-old he drugged and was complaining about how people were berating him on Facebook and trying to get him arrested for being a "rapist."

>admitting you creeped up on her crush's profile and you Read His Bio

END YOUR FUCKING SELF END YOURSELF END YOURSELF END YOUR FUCKING CRINGEY ASS FUCKING CREEPER MOTHERFUCKING DISGUSTING FUGLY ASS SELF!!!!!!!!!

>>35745575
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>>35745293
>>35745032
All this moralfag faux-outrage
I want normies to leave

>>35745477
hahahahahahueeeeeeee hueeee

I can't exactly pinpoint what's the most ridiculous part about this thread.

Is it OP's golden cringe-convo, or the fact that there are other actual autists on here actually justifing his utterly cringeworthy actions.

>>35745621
I combed the entire thread up to this point and there is not even one post attempting to justify what OP did. Fuck off.

>>35745560
>he drugged
They both took acid, you pathetic beta

>>35745621
r9k people are fucking low gutter creeps

several robots told me they'd make fake dating profiles of me if i didn't add them or be their friend. it's so gross.......

>>35745669
Yeah that guys full of shit , fuck off

>>35745669
calling people who call out OP "moralfags" is justifying OP. fuck off.

>>35745560
>>35745687
Link or screencap?

>>35745687
>acid
Wrong, you poor cuckold.

>>35745694
AND NOT JUST THE STALKER CREEPY PART

there are robots, who you don't even know, who will fucking look up everything about you when you don't even like them like that. imagine you barely even noticed or met a girl and she has every fucking username you ever used on the internet, archived all your comments and convos, and has your picture as her background. weird or what?

>>35745715
Wrong. You can think something is wrong/cringeworthy without going full histrionic moralfag

its fucking sad how some of you think this is a joke. you know those threads where ppl are like

>girl 20 miles away takes a breath
>fall in love and plan our futures together

that shit is not a meme, people here are really fucking like this and it's cringey and creepy as fuck.

>>35745721
NBOME then, autist.

>>35745747
>histrionic
>moralfag

?? these two don't overlap very much

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>>35745716
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35689991/
Here you are.

>>35745419
the one time i'd probably kick a womans ass is if she said that to me.

Girls mention they have a boyfriend when they actually don't if they are afraid of confrontation in the event they outright dismiss someone.

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>>35744861
We have one of these threads once a month, where someone makes a ham-handed attempt at drawing outrage with an obvious social contradiction/psychotic behavior in normie smartphone format, then people put him down because of the obvious retardation of the situation then he replies like reee normies, as if this is the normal robot culture or whatever, then eventually anons brigade him until he mysteriously vanishes, sometimes posts some messages of him continuing the exchange while making the situation worse for himself and posts a second screenshot with the female replying etc. And gets brigaded some more yada yada. Boring, yawn.

Give it up, OP.

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>>35745694
freaking heck off R O A S T Y

>>35744861
Fight for justice but don't blackmail for sex.

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>>35745770
They overlap quite frequently.

>>35745694
>several robots told me
Hmm, I wonder what the chances of over 3 robots manifesting the exact same method of attacking you would be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P40_kd-mS8

>>35745071
/R9k.1//** it's 9001. Different timeline brah

>>35745731
Fucking hot desu. Means she is dtf, who doesn't want that. Fucking normies.

>>35745761
Most of us had stunted psychosexual development. We deserve to get to inflict our depravity on the normies and roasties who had a hand in it.

>>35745731
>Weird or what
Not really desu

>>35745827
OP is more akin to a histrionic.

Notice how he uses guilt as a method of attaining sex, therefore accessing someones emotions in a dramatic or theatrical sense.

I'm pretty sure OP is a troll but his scenario is typical behavior of someone with borderline personality disorder in a male.

>>35745694
>>35745731
>>35745761
>>35745575
I know you're the same fucking person. I know you're a girl. I know you're underage. You know how I know? Because you post like it. Literal cancer. Lurk or fuck off, shitwhore.

>>35745560
But bro! He had acid too! How is it rape! hurrrrrrr

>>35745694
OP's a fag but the worst thing about this thread is how it draws the normies in to spout their moralfaggotry. Yes, we know it's "weirdo" behavior, but then we're all dysfunctional here either mind, body or soul. If you're not, you don't belong here and need to leave.

>>35745793
Also this, kys OP

>>35745892
OP's writing is not histrionic. It's very clear and levelheaded even if what he's saying is psychotic. The people acting like he's the worst, creepiest stalker ever are being overdramatic (histrionic).

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>>35745849
not when she looks like

>>35745907
The majority here are weird as fuck. However, the majority of those here, no matter how weird or angry, have far more sense then to act like OP.

>>35745761
You've probably never heard this before, but TIMESTAMPED. TITS. OR. GTFO.

>>35745944
He is clearly histrionic.

He's using emotional bargaining (I deserve sex from you because you should feel sorry for my loss) to gain something he believes he deserves based on emotional reasoning.

He is thoroughly histrionic and I would put money on the fact he has BPD in some form.

Everyone else is just acting outraged because this is an outrage thread.

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this is literally fucking op

>>35745971
That is not what histrionic means. "Histrionic" means displaying exaggerated emotion, not using "emotional reasoning." You don't understand the definition of the word. Even after I posted it for you. How fucking stupid are you?

this just cant be real, no one is this pathetic.

>>35745027
She made that up because she didn't want to hurt your feelings you fucking psychopath

>>35746007
His anger at seeing two people on a boat is pretty dramatic.

>>35745958
Lol we all know it's weird, we don't need the same 20 identical overdramatic posts stating it repeatedly

>>35745958
This is true, but is it really a reason for the hysteria seen in some of the earlier posts? It's not even entertaining at this point. Even the replies are giving me deja vu.

I'm done posting in this thread. I encourage you all to stop too.

>>35746038
Overdramatic? Want me to post this on a normie site?

>>35746032
You can feel intense emotion without being "histrionic" in how you display that emotion.
Also please go, your English comprehension skills clearly show you're underage

>>35746007
Actually it says 'overly theatrical or melodramatic in character or style'.

The key part being 'in character or style'. It is melodramatic in character to attempt to reason that you deserve sex from an external party because you are deserving of someones body, in pity, because of an event centered on you. That is melodrama and operating emotional reasoning within melodrama.

Retard.

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>>35746068
It's almost like there are varying degrees of overdramatic

>>35746070
>Two people now calling you out while you get toasty for being wrong

kek, almost as funny as op

>>35746072
The idea that you "deserve sex" is the idea, not the characer or style with which that idea is delivered. His central idea is based on an overreaction but his writing is not histrionic.

Threads like this never fail to bring normalfag tourists and redditors out of the woodwork.

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>>35744874
>I just want to have sex with you
It dropped from cringey to fucking horrifying right quick

What was the point of the "I have one of his family members on speed dial"?

>>35746095
>Pretending to be a different anon after losing an argument
Lel
I told you to leave, underage

>>35746112
His reasoning is histrionic, there is a sense of melodrama in his writing when he elects to bring up the death of a human being to justify his right to have sex with another person.

Do you not see anything melodramatic about that?

I'll lay it out for you, because you're a retard:

oh woe is me i have family who have died, surely i deserve sex, and you should have sex with me because you have betrayed me!

This is very dramatic and not the normal way to conduct yourself emotionally.

op
just accept the fact that she doesn't fucking want you

>>35746154
>get blown out
>strawman about age
>strawman about samefag
>don't even read your own posted definition
:^)

>>35746177
op needs to be in padded walls

he is so fuckinngggggg gone

>>35744861
Your problem is that your text is longer than the screen, faggot

>>35745768
>Not knowing the difference between NBOME and acid
It completely changes the context you dumb fuck, it's not splitting hairs.

>>35746177
>oh woe is me i have family who have died, surely i deserve sex, and you should have sex with me because you have betrayed me
If he said it like this it would have been histrionic. But he didn't. He communicated his idea in a less dramatic way and thus he wasn't being histrionic.
How is an English word this hard for you fucks to understand?

>>35746151
Dramatic personal threat/attempt to establish control over the situation.

>I know your family and have close contact with people in your personal circle.

It's a bit like when a mobster asks how your wife is doing by name or tells you that the flowers you put in the vase in her room are a nice pick and names them by type.

its dramu

>>35746196
>Didn't get blown out
>That's not what a "straw man" (2 words, not one) is
>Never actually defended your alternative definition of the word
Bye now

>>35746247
its not even that, its the fact that he thinks anything would fucking help him lmaoo

like bitch you could put a gun to my head and i still wouldn't touch your slimy fucking hand you god damn autist

>>35746224
You are beyond retarded.

His behavior is histrionic. A normal person says 'I'm sad my relative died' and not in a conversation where it's a leverage for sexual contact.

Histrionics or melodrama would be to say 'my relative died I'm very sad so you should have sex with me' at the end of a conversation about how you want revenge, know their family, are stalking them etc. It's not even subtle.

Do you have autism? Honest question.

>>35746258
>Blown out
>Trying to nitpick and flail.
>2 to 3 anons eating your bones.
>Desperately trying to control the argument meta.
:^)

>>35746287
He's not being histrionic because he's not conveying that idea in an overemotional fashion. He stated it calmly and directly. I'm tired of repeating the same point over and over.

REEEE I'M ROBBING THIS BANK BECAUSE THE GAS STATION RAN OUT OF MY FAVORITE SLUSHIE FAVOR NOW U MUST PAY!!! U OWE ME!!!!!!

>>35746314
shut the fuck up tranny

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>>35746314
>Can't argue worth a damn so has to resort to meme arrows and emoticons
Last (You), faggot

>>35744861
jesus dude you should seriously consider suicide

>>35746314
I've only posted 3 times. 1 of the posts was near the top of the thread too.

>>35746324
His behavior is histrionic/melodramatic. It is melodrama to stalk, bargain for sex using the death of a family member, etc.

Because you repeat your mistake it doesn't make you any less retarded.

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>>35745560
>drugged up
>unconscious
she was asking for it

>>35746350
>Blown out
>Couldn't control the argument.
>Desperately tries to disassociate instead.
lmao, you should try the false consensus thing next.

>>35745265
Seriously

I went and got a milkshake after reading this then I just wanted more fucking sweets so I atea goddamn waffle bowl after that and fucking christ I'm gonna get fat again :-(

>>35746371
>It is melodrama to stalk, bargain for sex using the death of a family member, etc
No it's not. It's a strategy, however demented. The histrionic part lies in how that strategy is communicated.

>>35746371
>Arguing about the meaning of a word that's already been clearly posted
Not even that anon but God you're retarded

>>35745971
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>>35746070
why not just say melodramatic like everyone else in this fucking world instead of debate the definition and proper usage of histrionic?

>>35746487
How about you fuck off instead of replying to 20 posts?

>>35745265
haagen dazs coffee

OP is dramatic and has shown the capacity to lean toward manipulation. There. OP has been described without the use of histrionic or melodramatic.

>>35746502
your being histrionic

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>>35746557
>your
Come the fuck on

>>35746590
heheh now your just being pedantic

Someone should make a Mad Libs template for this shit. Everyone can fill in the blanks to describe OP's actions.

>>35745131
This made me download Nightcrawler, I really want to watch an entire movie where the MC is as creepy crazy as OP.

>>35746215
>completely changes the context
No it doesn't you fucking druggie retard.

99.9% of "acid" is just RCs, and NBOME is still in the same ballpark of effects. Go drink another bottle of Robitussin.

>>35746674
Look, ___(Proper Noun)____, my ___(friend/family member)____ just ____(Past tense verb)___. Look, I know its asking alot, but I want you to ___(verb)___. I know we have had our ___(plural noun)___ but dont make me remind you I saw you with ____(proper noun)____ and you two were ___(adjective)___. Ill ___(verb)___ everyone.

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>>35746797
>i don't take drugs and deride those who do
>but i'm more qualified to talk about the effects they have on people
really activates my almonds

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>>35744874
Holy shit, this is next level autism

>>35744861
you said 'defiantly' instead of 'definitely.' who would want to date you after that fuckup?

>>35746819
>Look, Pepe, my mummy just puked. Look, I know its asking alot, but I want you to SUCC. I know we have had our tendies but dont make me remind you I saw you with wojak and you two were sad! Ill REEEEEEEEE everyone.

Works for me.

>>35746126
The stuff immediately after that fascinating tidbit does not make it any better.

"Oh come on I saw a pic of you with Riley, don't do me like that" is all he needed to say, instead he got...strange.

I seriously think /r9k/ is breeding a scary new type of superautist.

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>>35746846
>i'm more qualified to talk about the effects of drugs because I take drugs

>>35746797
>99.9% of "acid" is just RCs
Im glad i was at least able to get some real acid in my youth. Hippy actually dug up a stash of it from his back yard in SF. He had stashes of it all over... after the arrest of William Leonard Pickard the LSD supply in the US was reduced 95% supposedly

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>>35746925
Yes that is literally how it works you fucking retard.

>>35746819
Look, Michelle, my uncle just crashed. Look, I know its asking alot, but I want you to gyrate. I know we have had our talks but dont make me remind you I saw you with Chad and you two were disgusting. Ill fuck everyone.

That one was kind of hard to fill out.

>>35746797
>99% of acid is RCs
Only true if someone us dumb enough to not test their acid to make sure it's real so some street nigger doesnt rip em off for $5/hit for what should really be $1-2

>>35746993
My first memelib :/

>>35746879
Your attempt was better. I don't think I could ever top that.

>>35746969
Actually it isn't, I'd trust a biologist, a doctor, a DEA agent or a chemist(or someone who's researched what these people have to say) to explain these things a lot more than I would some random druggie.

>>35746996
I guess.
Ive never had access to ehrlich's reagent tho before to test for LSD or Nbome

>>35747012
lol, but druggies tell you their not addicted/its not addictive, you mean theyre not telling the truth?

>>35747012
Yes some random fuckhead is less qualified to talk about drugs then a professional, but some random sperg on /r9k/ who's read a few wikipedia articles is not a professional.

>>35747002
I was hoping others would attempt it honestly.

>>35747053
random fuckhead/NEET reading wikipedia isnt what anon suggested. anon suggested:
>a biologist, a doctor, a DEA agent or a chemist
And I totally agree that I would trust any one of these (except possibly DEA) to explain accurately and in detail the affects of drugs. Maybe not the subjective effects, but they could explain the objective effects very well I would assume

>>35747021
It's on amazon, though
I find its only necessary to test 2 or 3x from a dealer. The $30 i bought on testing materials about a year ago went a long way, im not even halfway through my supply.
>>35747012
Sure, they're more qualified to talk about the (((physical effects))), but keep in mind the fact that the DEA's sole function is to control the drugs, and discourage people from using them. I'd say that's a pretty fucking biased source of information.

A chemist has enough ground to talk about the drugs, their effects on the human body, et cetera.


If you're going to go out to eat, you wouldn't wanna base your opinion off of a review a guy wrote who'd never eaten at the place before.

Why should it be any different for drugs?

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>>35744874
>Oh this is personal so I really wouldn't take a screen cap and showing it off.

Anon....

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>>35746969
>Yes that is literally how it works
That is the exact opposite of how it works you fucktarded junkie. I don't magically become an authority on botany after I eat an orange.

Do you have a high performance liquid chromatography machine in your garage? No? Then you have no fucking clue if you're taking real acid.

Does the college dropout making the """"acid""" for your dealer have HPLC is his garage? No? Then he has no fucking clue if he's making real acid.

This is why you never listen to the brain dead goobers who take drugs when it comes to drugs.

>>35747147
>It's on amazon, though
huh. Is LSD even still available anywhere anymore? I live in cali and it kinda REALLY dried up over the last 10-20 years.... or maybe its just cuz im not a youngfag anymore, idk :/

>>35746324
Nice, the pseudointellectual got BTFO when you revealed he has no understanding of the terms that he used.

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>>35747136
But there is no biologist, doctor, DEA agent or chemist in this thread. There is only
>anon who has taken neither acid nor N-bome
and
>anon who has taken both acid and N-bome
So which one of those is more qualified to talk about the effects of the drug?

>>35747147
True.

>>35747164
I'm not claiming to be a fucking expert. No you don't become a botanist by eating an orange, but you're definitely way more fucking qualified to talk about how an orange tastes than some fucker who's never eaten an orange.

I'm not talking about the fucking chemistry or the purity or anything. That's not relevant. In that other thread everyone was agreeing that acid wouldn't have had the effect on the girl that the retard fucked, and it turned out he'd given her N-bome.

>>35747237
Anon who's taken both acid and N-bome. You are more qualified sir.

>>35747237
>But there is no biologist, doctor, DEA agent or chemist in this thread, thus the drug user is more qualified than the (assumed) non drug user
I dont doubt this. I just agree basically with this post here:
>>35747147
professionals are more qualified for relating objective facts about drugs.
If you want to know what experiencing cocaine is like, ask a cocaine user for their subjective opinion, maybe theyll say cocaine is aweful and controls their lives, maybe theyll say its the bee's knees.

By if you want an objective stance on drugs, yes, biologist, chemist, or other related professional is the way to go.

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>>35747179
Deepweb, anon
I have a guy that I know in the real world, but for the longest time I bought there. They'll usually offer you some kinda sampler with 2 doses for about $8.00 worth of bitcoin. I havent looked in a year, but i remember the doses always feeling kinda light (no more than 100 mics per, probably less), but it was the real deal.

>>35747164
But the argument for the drugs doesn't require some advanced knowledge like a botanist would. A botanist could tell you a lot about an orange, it could tell you all the positive and negative effects it would have on your body, how to grow and properly care for the tree

His knowledge doesnt mean jackshit to someone at the store, though. Someone wanting to make the purchase would want to know how it tasted.

Oranges also have the added benefit of not having multiple smear campaigns by the government, and a fuckton of braindead soccer moms trying to paint it as deadly as crystal meth

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>>35746751
Unlike OP the good guy in Nightcrawler is highly intelligent and successful. I might watch it again tonight because he's truly an inspiration.

>>35747302
>professionals are more qualified for relating objective facts about drugs.
Yes anon I know I'm not denying that. My drug knowledge pales in comparison to someone who's actually properly educated on this shit: I'm just some random fuckhead who likes getting off their nut. But even if a random druggie is less qualified to talk about drugs than a professional, they are still more qualified to talk about drugs than some sperg on /r9k/ who doesn't like and hasn't taken drugs.

>>35747329
Your post makes me think of the "Intelligent nihilistic and with a twisted sense of humor" meme

>>35747237
>but you're definitely way more fucking qualified to talk about how an orange tastes than some fucker who's never eaten an orange.
I'm talking to a fucker who can't even tell me if he ate an orange or an apple.

>not talking about the fucking chemistry or the purity or anything
The fucking chemistry is what causes the effects you so greatly pride yourself in knowing, Einstein.

>everyone was agreeing that acid wouldn't have had the effect on the girl
Acid wont, "acid" will.

Jesus Christ, you autists shit your pants the second someone dares to mention that you probably have never taken real LSD.

>the argument for the drugs doesn't require some advanced knowledge like a botanist would.
yeah lmao
Dude, like, how hard can it be? Like, each drug has it's own effect. You can, like, totes tell the drug from the effect.
Not like chemistry is involved or anything xD

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>>35747395
then I suppose we are in agreement

>>35747463
Was supposed to tag >>35747306

>>35744874

damn, are you trying to spend a few months in county?

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>>35747463
>The fucking chemistry is what causes the effects you so greatly pride yourself in knowing, Einstein.
Yes but you can't imagine the effect of a fucking hallucinogenic just from reading some wikipedia articles you sperg.

>Acid wont, "acid" will.
E X A C T L Y
BECAUSE THE FUCKING RETARD THOUGHT HE'D GIVEN THEM ACID BUT HE'D GIVEN THEM N-BOME

>Jesus Christ, you autists shit your pants the second someone dares to mention that you probably have never taken real LSD.
I've taken something that most people agreed was acid, I've taken something most people agreed was N-bome, but ultimately it doesn't matter because I'm not the robot who's perplexed as to why he's been accused of rape for fucking a hallucinating roastie.

>>35747453
Yeah I was just having a bit of fun, but it is a good movie and well worth watching. The protaganist is actually a highly intelligent psycopath who also happens to be a complete sperg.

>>35746996
>>35747021
>>35747147
>>35747179
>Test their acid
Reminder that anything with an indole will pass the Ehrlich test.

Paper soaked in over the counter yohimbe may pass.

>>35747551
>but you can't imagine the effect of a fucking hallucinogenic
And you can't know what hallucinogenic you took, so it's a moot point.

>something that most people agreed was acid
Oh, so something said by a bunch of other experts who gauge their knowledge of drugs based on how much blotter they've stuffed in their mouth?
That's a real strong vouch for you having taken actual acid.

>>35745321
I totally agree with you, which memeber of her family do you have on speed dial?

>>35745560
they fucked before that happened
both on acid trip

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>>35747757
The likelihood is I took what everyone in that thread agreed is acid and I took what everyone in that thread agreed was N-bome, given there was a general consensus on the effects. The actual purity of the ingested substances does not matter: they were close enough to be relevant in that conversation. The bottom line is OP thought he and his friend had taken ""acid"" but they'd actually taken ""N-bome."" Why the fuck are you so caught up on whether I'm the one who's taken actual acid or not when the fact of the matter is that dumb cunt hadn't?

It's not like I'm saying something fucking retarded like
>dude guys i think OP and his friend took ecstacy because one time someone gave me something and they said it was ecstacy and it made me start tripping out and rendered me catatonic
I'm saying
>OP's description of the experience matched N-bome far more than it matched the understanding of acid every anon in that thread had

>>35747757
>>35747836
And furthermore even if you're right and every single time I've taken acid has been some cheap imitation shit, the fact of that matter is that I will still have had an experience closer to acid and therefore am more qualified to talk about the effects of acid or acid-like hallucinogens than some random robot who doesn't even like drugs.

>>35747810
It really doesn't matter if you also took drugs or if you had sex with the girl before. If you drug and have sex with an unconscious 16-year-old girl, people are going to call you a rapist. It's not surprising and you can't act like it came out of the blue when people accuse you.

>>35745419
>reptile formation

What did he mean by this

>>35747836
>given there was a general consensus on the effects
I literally made fun of this exact reasoning in >>35747463

>Why the fuck are you so caught up on whether I'm the one who's taken actual acid or not when the fact of the matter is that dumb cunt hadn't?
Becasuse you act like taking something that may have been acid gives you the same authourity on drugs as someone with a BS in biochem.

>I'm saying
>>OP's description of the experience matched N-bome far more than it matched the understanding of acid
I said "fine, NBOME" in my second fucking post.

This entire shitfest is over my use of "acid", to describe NBOME. I will continue to use "acid" to describe shit besides LSD, because it's more likely that it isn't these days.

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>>35748022
>Becasuse you act like taking something that may have been acid gives you the same authourity on drugs as someone with a BS in biochem.
NO I'M FUCKING NOT I'M JUST SAYING
>>35747884
>>35747884
>>35747884
>>35747884

>I said "fine, NBOME" in my second fucking post.
AND THEN SAID AUTIST AS IF IT WAS SOME PEDANTIC SPLITTING HAIRS SHIT WHEN IT WASN'T BECAUSE THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ACID AND N-BOME, AND THERE'S EVEN A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SHITTY KNOCK OFF "ACID" YOU INSIST I'VE TAKEN AND N-BOME. N-BOME IS THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING HEAP IT'S SHIT SO IT'S HIGHLY RELEVANT THAT THAT WAS WHAT THE RETARD GAVE HIS ROASTIE FRIEND

>I will continue to use one word to refer to something else
OR YOU COULD ACTUALLY JUST SAY N-BOME FUCK

>>35748101
>NO I'M FUCKING NOT I'M JUST SAYING
>>>35747884
>>>35747884
>>>35747884
>>>35747884

SHIT WRONG POST I MEAN I'M JUST SAYING
>>35747869
>>35747869

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE > DRUGGIE EXPERIENCE > NO EXPERIENCE

>>35745027
Ignore the rest of the (You)s OP I think you should go and kill her to show why people shouldn't lie to you.

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>>35748101
>NO I'M FUCKING NOT

>I will still have had an experience closer to acid and therefore am more qualified to talk about the effects

>>anon who has taken neither acid nor N-bome
>and
>>anon who has taken both acid and N-bome
>So which one of those is more qualified to talk about the effects of the drug?

Shut the fuck up.

>THERE'S EVEN A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SHITTY KNOCK OFF "ACID" YOU INSIST I'VE TAKEN AND N-BOME
What was the dosage of the "acid", and what was the dosage of the "NBOME"? Were you drinking when you took either?

Every fucking point you make is useless. You don't know if you took acid, you don't know if you took NBOME, and you have no clue how other's bodies react to NBOME or acid.

NBOME and LSD are both agonists for 5-HT receptors, and they both even act on the SAME subtype (5-HT(2a)). NBOME is more potent, but they are most definitely in the same ballpark of chemicals.

So excuse me if some burnout retard isn't going to convince me that calling something "acid" instead of "NBOME" was an egregious affront to honesty.

>>35748126
>PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE > DRUGGIE EXPERIENCE
Glad you agree :^)

>>35744874

D-did you just weaponize your autism?

Has beta uprising begun?????????
Are we out to kill the normies now?

>>35748353
>>35748378
STOP BULLYING ME WITH YOUR DUMB NERD SHIT THE POINT IS THEY HAVE DIFFERENT EFFECTS WHICH IS RELEVANT BECAUSE IT EXPLAINS THE BEHAVIOUR OF THE GIRL THAT ROBOT FUCKED
>hurr what do you mean your mouth is burning I gave you a sweet pepper
>okay it was actually a chilli pepper but they're both capsicums bro lol calm down they're practically the same thing :^)

>>35748624
>THE POINT IS THEY HAVE DIFFERENT EFFECTS
And those different effects have different subsets of effects depending on the dose, your metabolism, interactions between unreacted reagents on the blotter, and whether or not seeing the first sign of visuals will make you wig out and sour the trip.

You're incapable of comprehending anything unless it's overly simplified to the point of absurdity, because you've pickled your brain in 25i.

n bome is relatively similar to lsd honestly. i mean theyre like cousins u know? im petty sure that thing about 99 percent of lsd being not real is not true also.

>>35744861
>"Why the fuck do women get all paranoid around average/ugly guys but all go for Chad? Seriously , they always call us creeps for even saying "hi" like wtf? Why do they d--"

>Reads OP's posts

>"Oh...."

>>35744861
Maximum overautism

Kys

>>35744861
>>35744874
You're way too thirsty for that roastie gash m8, just fap to anime girls like the rest of us.

>>35745027
They always say that.
Take a hint

>>35745771
Since I can't reply to the thread any more I'll just reply here.
To the guy who said she was passed out on acid:
You don't pass out on acid you retard it's not heroin or alcohol.

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>>35744874
I- I don't believe my eyes

This is turbocharged autism