/britfeel/

>>35742871
>inbox me if u wnt 2 fite irl edition

im a love, not a fighter. i will have you a yugioh duel though

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last day of wagecuckery for the week in 10 hours.

I look forward to our correspondence from 5:15 onwards, tomorrow evening.

So you lovable faggots what you up to tonight? That girl hasnt messaged and called me so probably chocking on a dick haha nevermind haha

>>35742871
ill fite u, then buy u a pint afterwards,

no wait, we already did that.

lads how do you feel about a operation 'ignore poleaboo'?

I imagine it will take a while to get everybody on board and then once they are poley will start to post some egregious bait, however i feel we can weather it and be rid of his menace

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Women suck, desu.
Glad I'm disgusting faggot now.

>>35742963
I wanted to watch something but it didn't work out.
started watching some series called fringe but couldn't get through 1 episode.
now its too late to watch owt else.

>>35742963
im doing a law essay, might read some more of the quran too.

>>35743006
>The day Elliot Doxxer turned gay

>>35742955
I'm off until Monday, 4 days of doing nothing but watching TV. Get my first paycheck hopefully in an hour so might buy Yakuza 0 or Nier tomorrow, not sure on which. Maybe I'll wait until Persona 5 is out

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>>35742871
Nightshift edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35742993
I wish. He just replies to his own posts if nobody else does.
It's not a real person, but a character created by a Scottish NEET.

>>35742955
Same here. Also the end of the last full week of work for me until the end of April.

>>35743027

I'm not gay and that post wasn't me, anon

Must have beaten my shmeat at least 3 times already since getting home

why do russian cykas ruin every game

Theres audio books on youtube free.

one day im gonna listen to some classics. one day.

>>35743025
>the quran
I bought this recently but havent made a start. Any good?

>>35743036
either way, he'll get bored of that eventually

>>35742974
I remember you're posts

Did you actually meet someone then?

I remember when I was young me and my friends would take some boxing gloves and have a fight, I'd love to do it again desu

>>35743055
post your flaccid dick to prove it

>>35743062
got myself invited to a torrent site for ebooks/audibooks

ended up downloading about 50 and barely listenting to any

>>35743086

I think I'll politely decline that request.

>>35743083
im not him, I just remember the posts also.

...i wish i had a handsome bf who could make me laugh adn would tease me by playing with my nipples......

>>35743145
Are they boy nipples or girl (male) nipples?

>>35743075
>Any good?

its ok so far, about as good as you would expect from a religious text. its easier to read than the old testament. only 20 pages in so far and i have noticed that allah likes to repeat himself a lot.

>>35743083
I remember my older brother would make me fight him and I hated it. His dickish behaviour probably ruined me for life.

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Elliot may have brought suffering to many, but he also brought joy to his cult members

>>35743203
i remember when i used to fight with my little brother. it made him into a hard fucker when he was younger, and it turned into a normie. now i am a robot

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Got a question for /bike/bots

I've got a Cat B car license. This came with an AM (moped) license with the stipulation that I have to do a CBT before the AM licence is valid.

If I do the CBT, will I have to do it again in 2 years. I already have the AM license so I would have thought I don't need to.

>stupid shit chav next room
>alternates between 3 modes

>FOCK FOCK FOCKIN HELL FOCK FOCK BELLEND FOCK LAD INNIT PROPER INNIT
>high pitched snickering for god knows why or how long
>banging shit around for some unknown reason, apparently hes just mildly irritated

I think a paki would've been better.

>>35743162
im a boy i guess idk

>>35743401
>Paki
Nope.
A polish guy would be better then the chav and the paki

>>35743397
>I've got a cat B car

Unsafe to drive. Trade it in for scrap because it's not worth getting it repaired.

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>>35743397
Lads when all of you were posting this gibberish (and some towards the end of the last thread), I was shagging my GF

I was literally balls deep inside her velvety cunt while you wankers were typing your 4chan crap.

>>35743365
It turned me into a little scared bitch with mental problems. He was a monster.

>>35743436

Polish people are sub-human and are almot as bad as pakis

Should I get a job at a pub, fast food, supermarket or at a warehouse?

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>Only have one friend left
>He's about to move half the country away
>Tfw I will probably barely hear from him ever again

Every friend I've had I've lost because they moved far away and stopped talking to me. the story repeats itself lads.

>>35743446
>velvety cunt
i cant believe straight guys actually like vagina ewwwww

>>35743464
pub - constant interaction with normies
supermarket - limited interaction with normies
warehouse - next to no interaction with normies

>>35743464
You should get a decent job like high court judge or TV presenter.

>>35743446
sure you were fella, why don't you stop posting and go get a blowjob off her right now

>>35743446
And now you aren't

>>35743446
>I was shagging my GF (male)

we don't care you poof

>>35743446

Thanks for 3 (you)s, there's nothing wrong with posting on 4chan.

>>35743444
I meant I have a Driver's License, Category B.

>>35743446
Ok.
Should we care about you having sex with your beloved.
No.
Now fuck off.

>>35743483
Mate I just spunked. Who do you think I am, Sting or something?

Although she did nosh me a bit before we fucked which was nice.

>>35743480
don't think I can get either of those

>>35743479
I don't mind interacting with normies

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What does everyone watch in the morning before work? Been watching wheel of fortune on dailymotion and the ricky gervais show.
sorry for senpai guy pic

>>35743446
Post some proof.
You wanker.

>>35743446
Lads while you were typing this gibberish, I was shagging my GF

I was literally balls deep inside her velvety cunt while you were typing your crap.

>>35743515
What kind of fucking low test non-virile male can't fuck at least a few times in a row

>>35743479
whichever pays the most
however supermarket is probably the most looked down upon, but i dont know if you care about that

>>35743534
>velvety cunt
ewwwwwwwwwurgh

>>35743540
I used to be able to spunk multiple times in a row when I was younger but I'm 31 now.

Also I was just like you lads, I was a virgin until literally 3 nights ago.

>>35743534
prefer silky boipoon tbqh

>>35743540
either anon is incontinent, gay, or his gf is physically repulsive

>>35743562
You aren't just like me. I lost my virginity 7 years ago aged 18
Kill me

>>35743521
Nothing.
I just wake up,get dressed,get a piss,go downstairs, drink some milk, brush my teeth and head out the door for work.

>>35743562
So she's a mentally ill landwhale. Good job.

>>35743562
Finally shag that fat romanian lass eh?

>>35743582
>tfw was 19
Literally a failure

>>35743521
>before work
Come on now

>>35743584
Nope, she's pretty tasty. She may be mentally ill though, I dunno.
>>35743587
The french one I've been going to the pub with.

>>35743583
>Not eating breakfast.
Are you even human?

>>35743607
>The french one I've been going to the pub with.
Oh shit you managed to make that happen? Nice one.

>>35743436

nope.

the polish guy here somehow managed to rent a room with his wife(clearly fair for a shared house), and he's autistic as shit about cleaning and stuff, he also takes an hour to take a shower.

hate that fucking polish language, I can actually tolerate paki speak now but that shitty polish language makes me mad as fuck.

also he bitches how nobody else cleans outside of him when he's the only fucking person who actually spends time outside the room (this chav I literally have only seen for 3 seconds in 3 months).

Needless to say, none of us are cleaning for that cunt, he can do everything, not that you coulda convinced the paki downstairs or the chav to clean anyway.

>>35743609
Fuck no.
I'm like a machine.
I work until I finish and browse 4chan until I go to bed.

>>35743397
Someone please help me I really want to know.

>>35743646
you can find this out on the gov website

>>35743521
I have 0 motivation to do anything before work

>shifts usually start at 3pm
>wake up 12pm
>2 hours of laying in bed doing nothing, dreading my shift
>get home at 9pm
>stay awake until 5-6am
>repeat

>>35743607
did she know you were a virgin?

some girls dont like the idea of taking a guys virginity. i lied to the first girl i fucked.

>>35743668
He's not a real virgin. He's banged hookers.

>>35743663
The Gov website is a bit crap, it's kind of ambiguous.

>>35743464

>pub
>full of children pissing you off, extremely out of shape middle aged men, boarish fat women and old ladies with all sorts of impediments making your life hell

>fast food
>if the management is cool, then you get loads of freebies + half ass the work, otherwise, gotta deal with working class cunts

>supermarket
>if you work night shifts its a tenner++ an hour and you can enjoy being alone and barely work at all, just don't fucking go to aldi, they're slave labor.

>>35743681
>when you're in that limbo of never having had real sex with a girl (without a condom) but not being a true virgin

I must be the most unfortunate robot.

>>35743625
Thanks mate, she said she's been interested in me for the whole time too. I honestly thought she was just friendzoning me.

She said

>I thought I 'ad been giving you ze hints the whole time, I 'ave been waiting for you to make ze move, but I got zick of waiting so I 'ad to get you drunk and zeduce you
>>35743668
No I didn't tell her anything, but she said my dick was soo big and good and "put the last dude to shame" (her words)

my knee really hurts lads, i think i got that loose knee cartilage meme

>>35743521
Usually just have music on in the morning. Today however I did watch a video of that PSVR Ghostbusters "experience". It looked terrible.

>>35742871
Ate a giant super spicy pizza and i've got a stomach ache

whats can I do to lessen this bloated feeling that isn't some godawful chemical

I put on a play list called man songs in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0vcsrxTSWngOrUG0lopVxSl5oNcEvz-w

>>35743765
chug all the milk in the house

>>35743765
>super spicy
>red pepper and chorizo

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>>35743774
>Shinsuke theme
Good lad

>>35743712
>but she said my dick was soo big and good and "put the last dude to shame"

nice. should fuck her as much as you can.

>>35743876
do you live in the south lad, everyone is a bit of a pansy down there

>local paki place
>chilli sauce instead of tomato sauce
>jalapenos and spiced meats

I love spicy food and can handle almost all of it but even this pizza gets me a bit heated

>>35743929
You can't handle a jalapeno and expect me to believe you enjoy spicy food?
Get outta here.

I had sex with a prostitute a few years ago. My motivation was that I was in some legal trouble and there was a good risk that I'd be sent to jail. I didn't want to go into jail a virgin and come out a virgin in his mid 30s. Although coming out without being a virgin would have been worse.

I previously was against it, because I thought that hiring a prostitute would render the act of sex meaningless, devoid of true love and emotions. But ultimately I thought it was good.

The prostitute was 24, with an average figure and C-Cup breasts. She was nice, likable, and down to earth.

She told me she has two daughters to a man who abandoned her. The daughters stay with their grandmother. She travels from town-to-town doing hookering for cash, but she told me that she wants to get an education at some point and work a normal job.

We hit it off from the shared characteristic of being good people. I put together a nice gift basket for her to show my appreciation.

I wore a green apple flavoured condom. She put it on with her mouth, and I could feel her tongue piercing against my cock.

Her pelvic thrusts were amazing, her pussy was tight even after pushing two daughters out of there. She came (or possibly, probably faked it) and I came. But when I came, I only half felt it. I then washed my dick with a washcloth and left.

>>35743950
Not the jalapenos but the chilli base, I reckon they use some good chilli on that since I can eat naga ghost chillis with no problem

>>35743929
I had a double jalapeno pizza with pepperoni, green peppers, red peppers and red onion

shouldn't have eaten so much but it was just too tasty

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what you queers listenting to then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW3qD1j50fs&list=PLspLPniS6JoT9Q_fTuUTA-twfJ1IdK4_s&index=36

goodnight lenlad

>>35744074
inb4 nigger shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWdbMtTCEi0

>tfw crying thinking of my oneitis
why wasnt i gd enough for you

>>35744142
He managed to last 27 seconds before saying nigger. Good job.

>>35744164
Tell us the story lad. Who is she?

>>35744074
Not listening to anything. Watching a film instead.

>>35744174
Not even that. Also what's with his fucking lisp?

I think my brothers fucking lost it

he's planning to pin up some /pol/ posters in london

I think he's going to get done for hate speech and I dont want to be associated with that

>>35744074
what's your relationship with lenlad you heathen?

>>35744293
Ebinaposter is guy who goes on all fours behind someone before len pushes them over his back. Better leverage for pushing them into the canal

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>>35744254
what you watching? I'm about to start a film myself, my backlog just keeps growing and I do very little to stop it. thinking They Live

>>35744293
steam friend, thats as far as it goes!

>>35744276
You get used to the lisp after a while, it blends in well with his flow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWiKGctibjk

Greetings humans

I am new here and to the robot lifestyle. Can you explain to me what is regularly discussed in this thread on britland?

Many thanks

>>35744366
Watching Edge of Tomorrow. They Live is fucking good. Have you seen that before?

>>35744407
no, i've barely watched anything which is why my backlog is so big

>>35744187
there was this handsome funny guy who liked me but i acted like a stuck up cunt and i gave him the wrong signals bc i didnt realize i liked him until it was too late and now its too late i moved away and im never going to meet anyone else like him and i hate myself
how bpd would it be just to add him on fb and send him all my lewd pictures of myself

>>35744392
I dunno mate something seems a bit off about you. What board was your home before this one?

>>35744392
Reckless faggotry and passive disgust at everyone around us.

You should fit right in.

>>35744443
They Live is worth watching. Acting isn't great but what can you expect when the lead is Rowdy Roddy Piper. I wouldn't be put off by that though

>>35743401
Sounds like me desu. I'm not a chado however.

>>35744392
We talk.
That's about it.
Welcome to hell.

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>>35742871

Elliot Rodger is my main man

>>35744392
There's a few sub groups like the politics posters, the waifuposters and such.
Just lurk for a few threads and you'll get the gist of it.

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>>35744511

gotta love that Rodge

>>35744455
>how bpd would it be just to add him on fb and send him all my lewd pictures of myself
Extremely. Maybe post them here instead

>Mfw literally have a robotic voice.
Who else monotone retards here:

is your posting history suicide tier?

I'd just pray that i'd shitposted so much that they'd have to wade through so much nonsense it wouldn't be worth their time

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>>35744511
>>35744576

Rodge was a bit of a lad

>>35744587
Monotone retard voice that I despise. Hence why I don't talk much.

>>35744614

It's mostly just /pol/, porn of Black women/White men, and a bit of britfeel

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>>35744618

He shared some good times with Georgia

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>>35744614
Hope they like penis/gay webms and pictures of depressing meals else i've had it

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>>35744653

He had many fond memories of his time in the UK, and he enjoyed coming back for holidays

>>35744614
I've calmed down a lot. I used to post on /pol/ a lot but it's buried beneath shitposting on here

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I think we should post our waifus, lads. It's what the Rodge would have wanted.

>>35744629
Tough times matey.
I had a speech impediment when I was younger also.
So many things add up to create social problems.
Never stood a chance.

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>>35744680

The young Lord Elliot, on Brighton seatfront

>>35744683
h-heh, hopefully they realise all my posts on /pol/ were complete satire and in the context of the general meme culture there

>>35744689
go on /vg/ if you want waifu autism desu

>>35744705
How on earth did anyone get these pictures?

>>35744366
you better not corrupt his innocence

nearly april soon lads

>>35744614
>is your posting history suicide tier?

Last year I could spend up to 12-14 hours a day reading up on serial killers/mass murderers. I followed the entire trial of Anders Breivik live, have made over 700 shipposts, and probably post/read about Elliot Rodger more than anyone else in the world.

Nothing illegal though so I doubt I'd get arrested for it.

>>35744747
I'm going to get three grand in April. Which is good because I sorely need it.

>>35744716
>go on /vg/ if you want waifu autism desu
Is this your first /britfeel/?

Assuming no friends or human associates,

What's the best way to engage in sexual intercourse with a female outside of dating applications?

>>35744745
don't worry

i'm more innocent than him

>>35744788
paying for it, if you have no shame left

>>35744777

Is this YOUR first britfeel?

Waifu nonces are loathed here

>>35744582
well how else can i get his attention now + they would be wasted on the likes of you desu~
>>35744587
>tfw girly speaking pattern
its rly embarrassing sometimes but then when i try force a more monotone masculine voice i just sound autistic shrug

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It's a nostalgia filled night

>>35744777
we get like 3-4 waifu posts per thread
thats amateur league compared to /vg/

>>35744842
I loved playing that game in middle school

>>35742871
>he puts water into his hot chocolate
I pity you.

>>35744788
If you can't meet someone through someone else, or use the internet, then all you can do is just approach people in the street. But if you have no friends or associates I doubt you'd have the social skills to do it.

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Who /cyborg/ here?

Its the fucking worst. I have turbo normie friends while being a shut in NEET. One of them constantly gets mad as fuck about my lifestyle and will rage about it non stop once he starts. 50% of them I like but the other couple are just pricks.

I desperately want to stop being friends with them (atleast half of them anyway) and become friends with some fucking nerds or something, but I worry I wouldn't fit in with them either. How the fuck do I find friends I actually like when I'm a shut in who only made friends through the job I forced myself to get which I don't even have anymore?

>>35744827
Oh no, not for me sir

>>35744870
Is there not a setting in which I can attract human females naturally without it being a pickup type situation?

Like a badminton club

Do people get down at badminton

>>35744877

I'm also a /cyborg/, I function fairly well but prefer spending time in than socialising out. I'm also probably high functioning aspie

You may have seen my posts before, but I'm basically teetotal and my normie friends constantly rage at me for it.

>>35744877
I've slipped from normie to cyborg to full blown robot in the last few years (although it's arguable a normie can ever be a true robot)

>>35744932
It's possible but you'd need to make friends first and kind of naturally start mixing socially You can't just be the guy who says nothing and then goes straight in for the kill with a woman there.

I've heard fencing is very good for getting a shag. Fencers are a bit weird but have to be very fit, so it's usually a good combo for picking up something easy.

>>35744811
what did this poster mean by this original comment

I am a textbook manchild, I dont even have my own room

I want to move out and grow as a person but I dropped out of college like 3 times and I dont think I could afford to live on minimum wage

maybe I should get a job just to prove to myself that I can

>>35745006
>Fencers

Fedora tier. You must be joking.

>>35745047
ahahaha man are you literally me anon crazy shiet MAH NIGGAH wew lad

>>35744877
I'm fine with social situations and making friends but I prefer to do stuff on my own. I have many groups of friends and have had many opportunities to get a gf because I'm apparently so likeable, I think that comes down the how I just don't care about much and always look positively on everything. I could get a gf but I've been infactuated with the same girl for the past 2 years and haven't been attracted to any other girl since, I'm fucking cucked.

>>35745047
>I dont even have my own room
where the fuck do you sleep?

>>35745047
>>35745079

how do you masturbate

ORIGINALITY

>>35745078
I dunno what you're trying to say? That women don't do it because it's fedora tier?

>>35745006
I don't think I would be good at the ol' fence fence

I wonder if there is a place where you can see clubs or activity classes in an area

I certainly hope so human

>>35745104
I have a bed lad, the room is just shared with normie siblings

dont have a room to myself

When do your wages go in lad? I finally got my first job and meant to be paid today but there's nothing in my bank yet, bit worried

>>35745227
Yeah, but with anything like that, the best person there is going to have his share of the women.

Even in badminton, the best player is going to have a big advantage with the women there unless he's really hideous.

With the holograms beside me
I'll dance alone tonight
>feels in the new gorillaz

>>35745232
>sharing a room with siblings
are you underage or do you just have a big family?
how do you wank?

>>35745232
Multiple siblings?

Holy fuck that's paki tier.

>>35745274
Depends on your bank. With my bank it goes in at 6am. My colleague gets his at midnight though.

>>35745232
>>35745297

Show us faggot boy

>>35745297
>>35745107
I just wank when i'm alone, they are normies and go out all the time

>>35742871
heatwave lad
please
please
please
just save a recent pic from the last 6 months sometime
please

you utterly incompetent cunt

watching 'How Not to Work and Claim Benefits' on Amazon Prime, thought I might tell you lads as it fits the theme of the thread innit

>>35745356
how do they wank?

I look at this thread and realise its just crossposts from /pol/.

Even steal brit/pol/'s memes.

Sad!

>>35745388
With their hands silly goose

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Last weekend I was in a hotel room with another /britfeel/ poster. At about 3am a drunk woman tried to get in our room, and on the third attempt she somehow succeeded. Needless to say, I was fucking terrified. The other anon very calmly told her to get out of our room. We talked about roasties for a bit and went back to sleep.

>>35744074
would give you a hug tbqh you smelly lad

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>>35744877
>Who /cyborg/ here?

me. i cant stand the normie life style of taking drugs, and constantly going clubbing, and in consequence i am stuck in most of the time. Due to being stuck in all the time i have developed anxiety. being brought up in a rough school and shit area has taught me how to act like a normie and given me awareness of any potential weirdness i could do. most normies think i am normal, and some will even call other people autistic to me behind their back. i used to have a friend group of kinda nerdy type people but pretty much all of them apart from 2 dont bother with me anymore because they got jobs, gfs, or go out clubbing all the time.

i have given up on the idea of trying to make more friends for now. i went to uni thinking i would make more friends but all the people who i speak to in uni are the type that do drugs all the time.

i honestly think i just dont fit in. i would probably find actual nerds too cringy, and i find normies too boring.

>>35745487
>Last weekend I was in a hotel room with another /britfeel/ poster.
Wht was the occasion?

>>35745487
Did you sit their with the cum leaking out your arse?

>>35745513
Just a friendly meetup. We went to Comic con together.

>>35745525
Bumsex is gross, lad.

>>35745535
>Bumsex is gross, lad.
So you only frot and nosh each other off then?

>>35745504
Once you're 25 everyone will have gotten sick of clubbing. And once you're 30 everyone will have gotten sick of taking drugs.

>>35745572
Not him but most of my normie friends havent. The again they live in east london and have probably given up on life.

>>35745565
We did whatever makes you feel better.

>>35745572
>Once you're 25

yeah, think that is my problem. im 22, nearly 23, while most of the people i meet are in their late teens are just turning 20. i went to uni too late. i dont meet anyone outside of uni because i rarely go out. the only way i meet other people is through my brother and he is 19.

>>35745572
Not necessarily true. You see older people in clubs quite often.
And you see lots of old people taking drugs.
Generally the fad followers stop by these sort of ages. You still get a lot of dedicated fuck ups tbdesu.

>>35745611
Can confirm

Live in east london and have given up on life

gammon for din din today lads

>>35745703
>Live in east london
Whereabouts? We may have chatted before actually, I dealt there for awhile actually I'm pretty sure we did now

i love you laddies
please pat my head and let me nuzzle into ur stronk manly biceps~

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>>35745703
>Live in east london and have given up on life
where east lad?

same and same tobequitehonest

>>35745572
> And once you're 30 everyone will have gotten sick of taking drugs

the 'DUDE COKE LMAO DUDE WEED LMAO' people tend to have grown out of it but plenty of people 30+ take coke/smoke weed/take e on a regular basis, they just don't make a big deal about it because it's not new to them any more.

I know women in their 40s, with 25+ y/o kids who take coke every time they go out on the lash.

being brought up on a shitty council estate probably hasnt helped me make any new friends. my area is chav infested. i live in liverpool and the city is incredibly chav infested. the culture here is retarded.

>>35745744
I don't think so I don't post here much

>>35745753
Westferry near CW

>>35745775
>women in their 40s, with 25+ y/o kids

>>35745775
It's weird how normal drugs become after awhile. Last year I bought 5 grams of MDMA to watch Wrestlemania in my friends flat.

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>>35745753
>tfw I live in beckton
I hate this place with a passion

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>>35745790
>Westferry near CW
oh wow that sort of east, hackney checking in.

Lads who have taken SSRIs

How long did it take for the effects to kick in for you? First day, or what?

>>35745394
>>women in their 40s, with 25+ y/o kids
>think this sounds weird
>my mum is 42
>I'm 26

>>35745828
>>35745826
>>35745790
I used to deal in Hackney haha what fun

>>35745850
we've spoke before laddo, shame you don't anymore

>>35745841
ssris are GARBAGE

>>35745841
You'll feel it pretty soon but it'll take a couple of weeks at least to have any real effect.

>>35745794
What do you mean? A woman who had a kid at 22 would still be in her 40s by the time they reached 25

>>35745794
Middle class detected

>>35745848
what was it like growing up on a council estate?

Has Kay been on ITV?

>>35745841
When I first went on SSRIS I went manic after about a month and my mum and auntie locked me in the house. Tried to escape out the window but my auntie caught me and pinned me to a bus stop (she's been a bobbie for 30 years).

Had to go to the local hospital to get lorazepam to calm me down. Still living with the shame desu.

>>35745904
Pretty decent desu, I lived on a pretty good council estate as far as they go. Everyone was old thought so I only had friends at school and my only friend in my street was a girl who was 5 years older than me

>>35745572

there are still lots of 25-35 good looking people clubbing, they're just not fucking obnoxious chav fags about it shouting and screaming and picking fights everywhere(especially outside or the taxi areas)

>>35745934
yeh harry hill

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>>35742871

I can only respect criminals like Shipman

>>35745965
Ah shit I missed it then

>>35745848
Both my parents are in their 40's (mums 47 and dads 49) and I'm 24.

They did a pretty shoddy of raising me and got divorced when I was about 10 so I wish they were older when they had kids.

pls pay attention to me im so sad and loenly

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>>35745999

kek has blessed you tonight

>>35745982
She did a rap. She rapped with Harry Hill.

>>35745999
kek is a kind, compassionate god

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Is serial killing a respectable life path?

>>35745850
>I used to deal in Hackney

Just fuck off with your faux normie shit. Jesus.

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>>35745972
Favourite Brit Serial Killers?

Mine was Denis Nilsen growing up, bought a book about him in a charity shop when I was about 15 and became obsessed with him. I think I related to his lifestyle, as a socially isolated shut in in training.

Also, My Grandad knew his mum (he's from about half an hour away from me) and said she was a really nice lady.

>>35745904
not him but it is absolutely horrible. i cant speak for anyone else but i thought worrying about being stabbed when walking through the street as a child was a norm until i was exposed to more middle class living.

most of the adults walk around in trackies with nothing to offer the youth but i reminder that this will most likely become you.

im probably fucked in head due to the mental torture i went through in my teen years. i had to spend hours in high school surviving chavs and at home i found myself avoiding getting caught up in gang wars. i dont know to react anymore when people are dicks. i either dont say anything or i completely flip out.

and remember. i thought this was normal for most of my life.

all of this on top of being dyslexic, add, eating disorder, anxiety. surprised i havent killed myself tbqh

>>35745779
at least you arent living around niggers, imagine things where you are now but 100 times worse

>>35746074
>Just fuck off
no u

>>35746094

I think I remember you posting little gimmicks about him "as is life in muswell hill" something like that

Having a favourite serial killer is a britfeel pasttime.

Shipman, Brady, Rodger, Nilsen.

One guy also likes John Christie

>>35746074
can vouch that he spoke about this months ago, as a fellow hackneylad

>>35746123
the city is becoming a muzzie council though. we accepted a fuck load of refugees.

Oi lads. For this Wetherspoons interview... What should I wear?

I'm thinking trousers and a dress shirt? Or should I go more casual in jeans and more casual shirt?
Trainers or shoes?

>>35746019
>>35746042
ill suck both of your dicks if you will be my friends

>>35745934
>>35745982
>>35746030
yeah here it is
https://vid.me/eNVv

>>35746138
>>35746094
>>35745972
>>35744774
>Love reading up on criminal shit
>Thinking about getting a job revolving around it
>Uni does criminology courses
>Terrified I'd be making a shitty life decision by going on to study it
B-better than psychology though, right?

>>35746188

I'm straight.

eormsfnsdjkfnsdkjfn sdsf

>tfw you live in a shithole with a 24hr booze shop that serves behind glass

Going to go now and get some 2.99 wine

>>35745999
What's the matter lad? Why so sad?

>>35746188
wow dubs confirms truth, you're in luck lad, i had shower tonight

>>35746205

I'm going to train to become a private investigator later this year.

>>35746138
Not me, just another britfeel anon with an interest in Dennis Nilsen.

He's the most relatable british serial killer, I find. His descriptions of his life (isolation, narcissism, discontentment) really resonate with me.

Peter Tobin is my least favourite brit serial killer because he killed a puppy once for no reason.

>>35746160
>>35746137

I've heard it before as well. It is just so pathetic when people brag about selling drugs. Like selling a few bags a day makes you a 'dealer'.

>>35746249
I've had this conversation before. Probably with you. I sold 2 ounces of mephadrone a week.

anyone else got a lot of anger inside, and they are worried that the wrong person is going to piss them off and in reaction seriously hurt them?

>>35746246

I need a new serial killer, I'll look into him

>tfw static IP
>tfw got banned again from a board
>tfw it says "19th ban"

>>35746197
what the fuck have we done

>>35746295
oh yeah definitely

I'd hate to have a girlfriend since if she cheated on me I might obliterate her

>>35746318
>>35746197
>pol memes Trump into the white house
>britfeel memes a middle aged woman into rapping on itv

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>>35746205
You could end up like this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o0-cRzL1O8

>Criminology PHD student
>Decides to kill some prozzies to emulate Peter Sutcliffe
>Get's caught after a couple because he get's caught on CCTV being a spaz
>his confession sounds like a 15 year old emos diary
>Repeatedly goes on hunger strike in prison but no one gives a shit.

lamest serial killer of all time imo

>>35746348
kek enjoys the chaos he brings to his servants

>>35745504
>i would probably find actual nerds too cringy, and i find normies too boring

Guy you replied to here. I agree, except I dont find normies boring, I just find them to be pricks and most of them are just insufferable to be around.

I just want friends who are as into games as I am. Games and films (and to a lesser extent other forms of media) are the only thing I can have a genuine conversation about with people aside from the couple friends I properly like which I can hold a conversation about other shit with. The turbo normies just end up talking about cars.

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>>35746348
>>britfeel memes a middle aged woman into rapping on itv

And I wouldn't have it any other way

>>35746299
Dennis Nilsen? He's definitely the most Robot Brit Serial killer despite being a homo. Happy reading anon.

>>35746337
>I'd hate to have a girlfriend since if she cheated on me I might obliterate her

same lad. not even trying to sound edgy, its a genuine fear of mine. im afraid that in the moment of finding out i would just snap.

>>35746348
They're all laughing at her. I feel bad

>>35746209
its not like i want to kiss you anonymous...im just saying you can use my mouth as a fuckhole if you want.....i promise ill make you feel good
>>35746221
would you rly let me suck your dick? that means a lot<3thank you
>>35746219
my oneitis thinks im a dumb crazy bitch and probably doesnt even care about my existence at this point

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>>35743466
>People get bored with the novelty of my friendship
>Toss me away without much excuse other than 'different interest' or some shit
>only reason they like me is because i crack them up with cheerful banter/dgaf attitude
>has happened several times, especially in high school
Kinda feel like a pet for christmas sorta deal over here

>>35746414
>despite
the amount of faggotry going on in these damn threads it's not really despite, it's more as well as.

>>35746419
I'd hate to have a girlfriend but in a difference sense. I'm not a violent person, I'd just hate the effort I'd have to put in to keep it together. I doubt I could handle the pressure of it all and It'd fall apart almost instantly

>>35746403
>The turbo normies just end up talking about cars.

bloody ell. now this is really boring. the normies i know will kinda just talk about other people. sometimes they will talk about games but they are always pleb games like call of duty.

Just finished reading Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World lads. Kind of want to start drinking bourbon in my room while listening to jazz records

>>35746482
if your femme boi then sure
regular boy, yes but i would want you to leave right after
manly boy, i would close my eyes and want some form of bag over your head

>>35746482
Where do you live and are you cute? I'm lonely enough to consider it.

Microwave bacon on asarnie with asda ketchup.

Rock bottom is real.

>>35746622
how is that even edible

>>35746622
>Microwave bacon
Isn't that shit more expensive than regular bacon?

>>35746643
microwave bacon isn't that bad, it's usually crispy round the outsides

>>35746678
I thought microwave bacon was just normal bacon microwaved

>>35746643
Low self worth Im too depressed to.care about quality.
>>35746678
Nah lad, get regular bacon, microwave time is 2 minutes per slice.

>>35746713
Oh fair enough. My only experience with bacon and a microwave is that ashens video where he gets a packet of microwavable bacon
>>35746716
I'll stick to frying it.

>>35746744
>not grilled bacon.
Lad.

>>35746524
yeah, i get that. being in a relationships is a lot of pressure, at least at the start.

>>35746533
ive got that book on my shelf. what would you give it out of 10? i will probably read it soonish

>>35746772
>not eating it raw like a fucking animal
Mate

https://youtu.be/vMTEtDBHGY4

What a nice song

>>35746777
Can't fuck up a relationship if you never get in them

>>35746547
im pretty fem...when i go out guys sometimes try and start chatting me up if they are drunk and they cant see my face properly bc its dark or whatever
the last two answers still make you a faggot btw
>>35746581
im qt........i dont wann say where i live hbu

>>35746795
I thought it was great, but Murakami is my favourite author so I may be a bit bias. The book handles existentialism and you can really sense the meanings Murakami was going for behind everything. It can get a bit messy at times, but that may just be me, the book is in written in a way where there is two stories going on at once through alternating chapters. None of the characters have names so that sometimes through me off, generic labels aren't as easy to remember I find. Overall I give it a 8/10, it's a great book with a lot of Orwell and Kafka vibes going on but I don't find the book as well written and presented as his other works like Kafka on the Shore or Norwegian Wood.

>>35746811
>I'll suck all your dicks
>not gonna tell you where I live though

>>35746933
Japanese girlfriend gave me a copy of Norwegian Wood after I couldn't stand the film.
Really enjoyed it. Last book I read. And that was like 4 years ago. Fucking hell.

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Got mummy some green tea from Japan, since she likes green tea.
Was this a good gift?

Swinger couple just left my house. Dreadful experience lads, don't think I'll be repeating it.

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>>35746933
>>35747013
>tfw my former best friend/oneitis gifted me The Wind-up Bird Chronicles and said I reminded her of the main character
Nostalgic feels lads

>>35746807
Have you heard of his son, Jeff Buckley?

>>35747074
Assuming you're not memeing, greentext?

>>35745375
Fuck a duck sideways lads, this film did NOT go as expected

>>35746933
thanks for the insight. i bought it a while ago after reading battle royale. i loved battle royal, i recommend checking it out if you havent already

>>35747056
Did you miss the Anon who got his mummy a Jap tea set?
She laughed in his face.

>>35747093
What originaly happened?

>>35747085
Yea, big fan. Only just found out his dad made music though

>>35747121
Yeah I own it lad, never got around to finishing it though, the book is surprisingly huge. I have a lot of jap literature. Kenzaburo Oe's Nip the Bud, Shoot the Kids is also a very good read

>>35747123
That was a persistent thing, though. It's pretty much the only thing she drinks now, so she'll at least appreciate not needing to buy some for a bit.

>tfw haven't got mummy anything yet and i'm too autistic to go down the shops
looks like it's time to fake a suicide attempt

>>35747126
Well mate I thought it would be a comedy about two lads who are absolute wastes
but it's a psychological mindfuck twist fest

>>35747180
>tfw my dad buys me and my brothers gifts for our mum every year

>>35747132
I haven't listened to his dad tbf.

I like Grace and some of Sin-E but the general mood of Jeff Buckley's music annoys me 2bh, he sounds really whiny and annoying sometimes

decided to watch the first episode of tracie beeker. why did i love this as a kid

>>35746939
but if i just post where i live everyone itt is going to come to my house and gang up on me and shoot their cum-cums in me 1 by 1 bc im a dirty lil whore who no-one loves

>>35747245
That's still around ain't it? I remember seeing a billboard for it in town a year ago, maybe longer, life moves so quick.

>>35747260
K I was asking your general area not your home address jeez

>>35746213
never heard of any place which does this in the uk

>>35747089
For reference, I'm a bi crossdresser and they're both bi too.

>turn up like an hour and a half late
>do coke off my kitchen counter and start drinking all my booze
>she is very apologetic about coming straight from work without a shower but I can't notice a thing desu
>he actually stinks and is not apologetic at all
>turns out he has been in prison for assaulting a police officer and has been shot
>he starts getting handsy, i go along with it but his handjob is like being mauled by a bear-ogre
>distract him by going to give him the succ, his cock stinks and he can't get a boner
>she seems bored and awkward, he demands her to come over and suck on his floppy cock
>he tries sucking me, can't keep his teeth off it and has the driest mouth ever
>also gropes my ass a bit, keeps trying to finger me without lube and with pointy fingernails
>eventually we all give up and just sit around awkwardly for like an hour
>they have an argument because he can't stop stroking me and is ignoring her
>they eventually leave at like half one
>can't help but recoil when he goes to kiss me goodbye

>work 3 weeks this month
>only get 1 weeks worth of pay

What fucking company has a 2 week cutoff date for pay, christ.

Fucking hell. What a shit show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-msmx9yW5Q

>>35747279
apareantly a new series came out not too long ago called tracey beaker returns

site where guys pay to get face fucked? americans use craigslist, what's our version?

>>35747449
You are gonna pay to have your face fucked?
You can probably get that for free matey.

>>35747281
uhm sorry i live in the UK

Is there an under-age faggot ITT? Holy fuck.

>>35747391
When mass effect 2 was in your top 3 games of all time and you're look at Andromeda coverage and thinking 'w-well some p-people say it gets better on the second planet...right...?'

>>35747597
I've never even played a mass effect game and even I'm disappointed

>>35747537
theres 22 underage faggots currently ITT

Eating some coco pops, lads.

everyone state your age. this is a brit feel emergency

>>35747745
hmm

you're trying to get people muted aren't you?

I shall answer you anyway: 22

>>35747745
>everyone state your age. this is a brit feel emergency
20

>>35747494
nah brah, i wanna facefuck people and get paid

>>35747745
19, but I feel about 14. Mummy said she feels 14 too, but she's coming close to 60.

>>35747745
Twennehsex laddy

>>35747537
why do underage faggots turn you on or something? <3333

>>35747745
Rolf Harris has managed to get his hands on a phone inside then

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>>35747984
>Rolf Harris has managed to get his hands on a phone inside then
But we're not little girls

>>35748024
speak for yourself cunt, poley wouldn't appreciate that

And what are you doing awake at this hour?

>>35748240
Watching Daredevil and playing Diablo 3 tbqh

>>35748360
Which series are you on? I only finished the first one before giving up

>>35748385
Just the first, I'm the lad that started it yesterday. Currently on episode 10 it's pretty good. I've heard good things about season 2 from people that have watched it but meh things from critics, going to watch it myself before I form an opinion

>>35748425
Probably for the best. Everyone has different tastes. I was thinking of starting to watch The Iron Fist

Think the internet makes me unhappy lads. Haven't had it in 2 weeks and i've felt kind of alive again. More connected with reality. Could finally concentrate on books and actually imagine what I read. Was just chilling listening to music and actually hearing it instead of it just being background music. Finally get WiFi again and i've spent the whole day on 4chan and Facebook and feel like shit again. Think I'm actually addicted to it.

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>>35747745
>everyone state your age.
30

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>>35748474
Stop spending time on the internet

>>35748442
Yeah I plan on watching it too, I'm mostly looking forward to Luke Cage but figured I'd watch all the series before hand. Don't really like capeshit except the typical Dark Knight trilogy and I enjoyed Guardians of the Galaxy as well but I wouldn't call that capeshit

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>>35742871
i do wanna fuck the brits up the ra but this is a board of feels, not war, so go with my blessing i guess

The absolute state of /r9k/ lads >>35742978

Injured cat outside in my garden whining lads, do I help it or let nature run it's course

>>35744842
What game is this??

Original pirate material

>>35749108
madness something i think

>>35748671
Don't even know how they can manage.
I just had a wank. Was barely hard and didn't really feel that good. Just forcing it.
Wish it was good. Those glorious teenage years.

>>35749106
How injured is it?

>>35749148
Not sure, can't tell if it's injured or just pissed off at something

>>35749106
help that kitty!

>>35749108
Thing Thing 4

>talk to a cute girl who loves kpop and kdramas almost daily for 8-10months
>she's basically the highlight of my day
>message her in november
>she didn't reply
>haven't messaged her since

Very sad feel

>>35749388
It's for the best.. she had shit taste lad

>>35749503
Wish I could feel that way about her lad. Maybe I'd have moved on instead of thinking about how much I miss her at 4:30am when I have work later.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W44NWYwa1g&feature=youtu.be

Proud to be British, lads.

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>tfw you fart under your covers

>>35750118
And then you listen to Saturnz Barz

>>35750145
I like that one too

Evoking modern british rap culture in the same way classic gorillaz did with british rap at the time, endlessly current and timelessly classic

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>>35742871
Just got back from the library after giving up on an assignment due yesterday.

My life is over, how long can I keep my failure from my parents. My academic career dies knowing I once knew happiness

Fuck