expert thread

Bump for interest

>my expertise
acoustic guitar
drums
blues music
flyfishing

>something i want to learn about
bass guitar

>>35742234
how long have you been playing (any of the above)? are you in a band? do you have music online?

also
>bass
for what purpose?

>autistic obsession

>posts music


Your a normalfag

>>35742050
Is expert the new term for autism? If so, I am an expert on anything ghost and alien related. I also didn't know that /x/ was basically rping until 2013. I would like to know more about welding since I am now working on Naval ships.

>6th gen and forward
What gen of console was the PS2? Ever since the DS and PSP came out I stuck with hand helds.

I don't have one, I suck at everything I try
why the fuck would I be here if it were any other?

normies leave
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35742274
*you're a faggot

>>35742288
Tell us more about your spooky stuff

PS2, Xbox, Gamecube, and Dreamcast count as 6th gen.

Guns, History, Geography, Military,Politics, Philosophy(I don't think you can be a real expert on philo)

I'd like to learn more about Maths, Chemistry and get /fit/.

>>35742372
what's your favorite kind of gun?
do you own any at all?
how about your favorite?

>>35742320
Jesus christ this board is dead and cunts like you killed it, why dont you go down the park and play that guitar to a bunch of roasties you pathetic twat, i hope you rot

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I'm a pro mma fighter. I posted in the other thread too. 3-2 pro record.

I'm also really good at cooking and know several mexican and japanese recipes. I'm pretty knowledgeable on fishing and I know how to play mahjong. Intermediate-level guitarist as well

>something I want to learn about
astral projection
lucid dreaming
manufacturing methamphetamine
Buddhism
Coding

>>35742427
Sadly, only deactivated ones becuz i live in cuckland. I go shooting on a range though.
From those I own, the AKM is my favourite. From those I actually shot its a CZ75.

>>35742271
i was playing drums for 10 years but i stopped playing for 2 years after moving to uni. I play it a little now but nowhere near as much as before.
I started guitar later and have been playing for 6 or 7 years now.
I played with some friends in school for a time (we were really bad tho) and then with other friends later on. we were quite a bit better with the second band and i was the drummer in both. We still have some music layin around i think.

I want to learn bass (not guitar, sorry, the cello type bass) because i get an eargasm everytime i hear that thing played.

>>35742050
I know every mother fucking thing there is to know about video games, all gens, EXCEPT the European computer scene in the 80s and 90s. I got a blank spot there because amigas are gay but aside from that I am a super expert on video games

>>35742320
>tell me more about your spooky stuff
When I was in the Navy me and a lot of other people who stood lookout would report flashing lights zipping around in the sky. We would report it to the OS's (one of the guys who would view the radar) and they would say nothing is in the sky. I also seen what looked like a white flare shoot out the water on the starboard side of the ship. It shot up into the air and disappeared for a second, then shot 90 degrees forward and kept going. I knew a guy who committed suicide. He slept in the same barracks room as me on the bottom bunk. I remember hearing someone sobbing on the bottom bunk while I was alone in my barracks room. It was kind of weird since everyone else was gone and I was in the middle of jacking off.

>>35742050
>expertise
beginner - piano, drumming, and songwriter
Minecraft
Gorillaz
Tetris

>something I want to learn about
music theory
playing guitar(kinda)
4chan's history

>>35742466
any cool MMA stories?

>>35742486
can you link some music?

>>35742498
favorite console? top 3 games?
>>35742586
where are you in terms of knowledge about guitar? do you know any chords yet?

>>35742456
oh sorry, let me go away and keep talking about traps and race-bait. jesus christ dude chill out. nobody said you have to participate.

>>35742586
You sound like a newfag. underage too

original newfag cunt

I'm a classical pianist and choir conductor.
I'll go to bed in a second and won't answer questions, unfortunately.

>>35742586
Correction, I'm more intermediate when it comes to piano, drumming, and songwriting.

>>35742619
well thanks for the bump at least

>>35742608
No, I'm just kind of interested in playing it, don't know any chords. I'm also kind of interested in bass.

>>35742466
What martial arts have you practiced throughout your life and what do you recommend for a beta incel like me?

Do you have a hardon for japanese culture since you know how to play mahjong and cook japanese food?

>>35742608
>favorite console?
ps2. I had this big autistic text dump typed out about why but basically it's the best because it's the fucking best. I didn't even own one until 2010 and I have way more games for it than anything else
>top 3 games
THPS4, Katamari Damacy, I always have a hard time naming a third.

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>>35742611
You're not exactly wrong...

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>>35742683
>What martial arts have you practiced throughout your life and what do you recommend for a beta incel like me?
I wrestled in middle school. When I moved to japan, I joined the judo club in high school before dropping out to train in shooto (catch wrestling/mma) full time. I've trained a little bit of brazilian jujutsu as well.

I recommend boxing for you. It's the most accessible yet least beta.
>Do you have a hardon for japanese culture since you know how to play mahjong and cook japanese food?
No i live here
>>35742608
>any cool MMA stories?
I literally myself in an amateur grappling competition once

>>35742806
>literally shit myself*

>>35742666
well i personally learned by getting a few chords down and practicing with a simple rock song until i became comfortable with the hand positioning and switching, and then went into learning scales and stuff. it's an easy way to start learning without going through all the dry shit. alternatively, apparently that justinguitar website is really good but i've never used it

>>35742695
>tony hawk
my fucking dude

>>35742566
damn that's pretty spooky

>>35742831
damn. any context? what happened before and after?

>>35742608
no sorry, i have a copy of it on my cpu but i don't have access to it on dropbox anymore for some reason. Looking back at it, it was pretty trash tier anyways.

>>35742849
Cool cool, I might do that some day. Now how about the history of 4chan? I already know/remember some of the bigger events like Habbo Pool, 404, and Moot leaving.

>>35742914
i'm a new-ishfag, i started coming here in like 2013 or so, so i can't really do much.

i was here for moot leaving though.

>>35742945
I joined this year myself. Maybe someone else on here can tell me about the history?

>my expertise
human history
Star Wars EU
drugs

>something i want to learn about
Battle tanks
military equipment and guns

>>35742964
>This year
Get out now and stop namefagging
And don't post until you've been here 3 years

>>35743101
Some guns/tanks have holes on the ends because it moves smoke to the side and can reduce recoil. Others don't because it can suck for tanks low to the ground and because it will extend the barrel. That's all I know.

>>35743213
>Get out now and stop namefagging
I'm only doing it for this thread and ones where I'm OP.
>And don't post until you've been here 3 years
Ok, won't do.

>>35743101
Those are called muzzle brake's.
>>35743219


My Expertise is Tanks and Combat Planes.

>>35743308
Did you get the order mixed up there?

>>35743340

Yes i did. Please excuse me I'm not very good at this.

>>35743437
It's ok, man.

>>35743450
Forgot to put in my name.

>>35742234
>>35742586
drumfags, I got conscripted into a 3 man band to play in shitty little venues this fall, I have no drumming experience. Can one learn the drums enough over a 4 month period to the point of good enough mediocrity for live shows?

>>35742914
i joined in 2007 and i've got no idea where to even start. most importantly this board didn't exist then I think. I stopped visiting around 2012 and came back in 2016, still doesn't feel like I've re-settled yet. anyway there's a page out there where they chronologically ordered a lot of events which can be cool to read about. most important thing was the overall culture and feel of the place. the buzzwords keep changing. especially after leaving and returning it's a bit of a culture shock but nothing stays the same for too long around here. sasuga channel 4

also the days of having to use noko so you won't lose your thread in /b/ are long over with the catalog. 4chan even has its own (good) catalog now. same with reply links, which you needed to add an extension for. when I got back I was wondering how 4chan X suddenly got on my pc. there were also ways of completely changing the look which worked with 4chan X but I forgot what it was called. Hell it might still be a thing but I haven't seen any in screenshots for a long time. the amount of screenshots taken from mobile phones really suprised me though.


and I play guitar

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Maps, I fucking love maps.

I have kept all the OS and Military maps I have ever used. They are in a box under my bed.

My favourite possession is a world map from 1984 that my dad bought.

>>35743641
If you're talking about style, there's six now, I'm on Photon.

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>>35743695
yeah there are some more internal styles now, but it's a different thing.

pic related - it's not my screenshot but it shows what it could look like. lots of customization was possible. css stuff i'm guessing

AMA about music theory, classical music, or Roman history.

>>35744021
What's the difference between trills and rolls?
Trill: tr/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Roll: -//0

>>35744152
A trill is when you rapidly alternate between the note marked with the trill and the note right above it.
There is no such things as a roll in the classical tradition.

>>35744212
But I have seen two or more slashes through a note in sheet music, so what is that?

>>35744021
why can't you tune the 12 note scale purely?

I know about coding, and a LOT about Python.

I'm learning to play Piano, and music theory. Want to learn more about song writing.

Physics, I can absorb information that interests me and physics interests me, even though I haven't had any formal education outside of school.

I like thinking about a topic until I run out of steam or hit a question that I don't know the answer to, then I found out the answer and continue thinking about it.

I know I'm never going to be a physicist but I can take the necessary mental leaps to understand what I'm reading about/seeing.

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>>35744313
Oh, you mean like this? In the context of timpani or other drum music it's commonly called a roll but in other context like string or piano writing it's called a tremolo. It means you rapidly play that note over and over, like you're trembling (tremolo means tremble).

>>35744359
The math just doesn't line up. Just intonation sounds really good if you stay in a certain key area, but the farther you modulate the more the numbers will misalign and the more out of tune it will sound. In equal temperament everything is slightly misaligned, but all keys are equal. If you listen you can hear something called beating, which is "an interference pattern between two sounds of slightly different frequencies, perceived as a periodic variation in volume whose rate is the difference of the two frequencies."
This is a good read on the matter: http://www.kylegann.com/tuning.html

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>>35742050
i'm autistically obsessed with my favorite game. i'm not saying what game, it's too embarrassing even for /r9k/. seriously.
i have hundreds of hours from replaying it over and over again and i know everything there is to know about it. i replay it almost every month, but sometimes i take longer breaks so that it's more exciting when i replay it again.
i have a ton of theories and shit about the lore and fantasize about the characters often, sometimes i even wish i could escape this world to live inside the game world and be their friends. i know it's pathetic

>>35744681
you're making people very curious

>>35744681

To be honest i think that's really cool actually.
Tell us what game is it!

I'm amazing at European history, and I take care and breed crayfish.

>>35744681
plz tell us the game friendo

>>35744681
whats the game please say it. i wont laugh promise.

>>35742050
> I'm an expert at Boeing Aircraft and the ways airports function
> Expert at the Bluecoats Drum Corp

> I'd like to learn about the human body and psychology

>>35744593
So basically trills for percussion.

>>35742466
The first step to lucid dreaming is keeping a dream journal, and trying to find patterns or reoccurring things. If you find one of those things in real life, do a reality check (look at a clock, count fingers)

Astral projection is a bunch of horse shit. Don't go down that rabithole

>>35743101
I'm a scared bitch and I sorta want to be educated on drugs. What do I need to know?

>>35744681
I admitted to playing and enjoying Minecraft on here, I promise I won't judge.

>>35744752
>>35744773
>>35745132
>>35745138
hi guyz, my favorite game is Bubsy 3D

>>35745313
XD well played sir have a cookie

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>>35744752
>>35744773
>>35745132
>>35745138
>>35745300
STOP FUCKING PRESSURING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
undertale
DON'T FUCKING BULLY ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35745359
I have over 8k hours on Minecraft. I'm 32 years old. Don't worry kiddo.

>>35745359
Wait, seriously? I'm not judging here, why would people not like you for liking that game?

>>35745502
bet that anon wasted too much time on /v/. they hate it for some reason.

>>35745359
doesn't like everybody except me play that game ?
I was expecting something like toy story or maybe even a dora game or something

>>35745359
>undertale
fucking faggot HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
not even memeing i legitimately laughed. i was expecting something cringe-worthy but UNDERTALE?

I don't think I'm an expert by any means but I've spent years studying countries around the world, politics and geopolitics.

>>35745568
Well on that note, what's your opinion on Trump? I'm personally fine with him, myself.

>>35745415
>sandbox game with limitless possibilities
>6 hour indie game

>>35745502
>>35745543
>>35745544
most people i see either hate it or don't care about it. i'm just worried that people will think i'm an underaged tumblrfaggot or something

>>35745558
I SAID NO FUCKING BULLY AHHHHHHHHH

>>35745634
and why would you be worried on an anonymous Brazilian nut cracking chatroom, or irl for that matter? get a grip.

>>35742050
I enjoy film making. I entertain the thought of making a youtube channel

>>35745614
Pros and cons desu. I'm not a fan of the GOP (or Dems for that matter) but he was the least damaging candidate. He's very unique from the other candidates. Not cutting entitlements and being against free trade openly is unprecedented in recent history. I think it's also interesting how extremely powerful the GOP is now. They haven't been this powerful since Hoover and have slowly clawed their way back up to finally control all three branches of government. I think and hope things will remain volatile on both sides for quite a while.

>>35745677
because i'm a beta faglord who cares too much about what other people think

Fucking Pokemon. Why couldn't I have gotten the good autism and been a math wizard or draw good porn? I got the Chris Chan tier autism.

>>35745773
Thanks for not going crazy like some other people might. I see what you're talking about, thanks for the response.

>>35742466
If you ever want to do shit with coding, codecademy or khanadademy is a great place to start. It will take time tho, as coding is a completely different way of thinking.

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>>35745800
Hey Anon, does this increase your confidence?

>>35745800
>beta faglord
No shit, you play undertale
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FORREAL UNDERTALE????

>>35745926
not really, those are some pretty lame dubs dude

>35745940
you don't get any more (you)s you bully

>>35745994
But the important thing is that it's dubs Anon.

>>35745230
Sort of, except trills alternate notes and tremolos usually do not.

>my expertise
"retro" games
its not really retro but i love ssbm I could talk for hours about that game I own every Nintendo console and have a collection of 1000+ physical games but no one I know cares or wants to play with me

>>35746039
I've actually read some Flute sheet to play piano and the trills in there only pertain to one note.

>>35746133
Keep forgetting the name.

>>35746065
I wish I knew you... OriginaI

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>>35746133
This is how a trill works

>>35746306
Hm, didn't know that, thanks man! Gotta keep that in mind when I play Flute's part on piano for a song.

>expertise
Carpentry
Welding
Auto Mechanics
Calculus
Physics
>want to learn about
How to not act like a fucking tard in social situations

>>35747165
Magnets, how do they work?
Cause I still don't know.

>>35747224
I need to stop doing this...man.

>expertise
19th and 20 century American literature
NFL in general, and Madden video games
Spirits (alcohol), especially vodka
Horse racing/betting

I'd like to know more about gambling in general. Mainly casino type games. Also, how to get /fit/ without going to the gym or purchasing any equipment. I'm interested in using my own body weight.

>my expertise
I wish I could contribute to this thread, as I have had many topics that I've developed an autistic interest in, but I only manage to get enough knowledge to pass as a connoiseur, not actually be one. The closest things to expertise for me are: TF2 Freak Fortress x10 Hales, WH40K lore, Need for Speed Carbon, and Just Cause 2 Multiplayer Mod. All my knowledge on Crusades and medieval architecture is rusted to the point of counting as nonexistent.
>something I want to learn about
WH40k lore (specifically IG, Tau, Necron and SM), some specific aspects of Mass Effect lore or setting (what do they eat, what is a day like in the life of, say, a Turian and maybe jargon and little things like that, more on civilian vehicles, sports, etc), Age of Empires 3 Napoleonic Era, TF2 lore (and strategies for Freak Fortress x10).