When's the last time you brushed your teeth anon?

I'm OCD about bad breath/clean teeth. I brush after every meal, rinse twice dail, floss daily.

like 7 hours ago

>>35740504
Last night. Mouthwash and floss too.
Take care of your teeth mates, do that before you hop in bed otherwise you'll fall asleep.
If you're despondent at least do this much

Brushed my pearlies this morning

I unironicly never brush my teeth.

I do floss multiple times a day though when I'm watching a video of doing whatever

>>35740504
I think something like three years ago because i was in a school trip and i was afraid my classmates would made fun of me for bein an unhygienic shit

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Ive been brushing my teeth consistently for about a few months now,when will they become as white as my skin im honestly sick of having yellow teeth

>>35740835
You'll need to bleach them. Stains are hard to remove with brushing alone.

At least a week.

My dental hygiene is laughable.

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>>35740864
What do you mean "bleach them", also how do i fix a slightly crooked right front tooth

>>35740933
There are bleach treatments for teeth, some stuff you can buy over the counter. A crooked tooth can be capped or you could look into braces.

I donno probably like 3 months. Does being my own dentist and scraping off my plaque every couple weeks count as brushing?

>>35740504
This morning. I have no idea how some robots can go weeks/months without brushing. It's literally only a minute out of your day.

>>35740504

earlier today before I left to go to the bank.

>>35740504
Last time i used my toothbrush was when i put it in my ass and fapped. Don't worry I got a special toothbrush for that.

>>35740760
plz post teeth m8

>>35740504
I don't remember, either yesterday or the day before. Thanks for the reminder though anon, I will go brush them now.

>>35740760
post picture of ur teeth or it didn't happen

>>35740504

This morning, neetie. Brush/floss twice a day, no other way to be.

About five minutes ago. I brush once a day, if I remember/ can be bothered. I'm British, of course.

>>35740541
Brushing directly after a meal is actually bad for your teeth. You should wait an hour

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Never, they fall out and grow back, so I figure I just wont brush
And it's not because I can't reach them

>>35740504
Maybe a month ago.
My bf brushes his everyday, he recently had all four wisdom teeth removed and they said it was the first time somone said "I brush everyday,twice a day" and they belived it. They even gave him the kids goodie bag because they were so proud he completely reversed the onset gum disease they had noticed three months ago.
Tl;dr, brush your teeth cuz dentists will give you good boy points.

>>35740504
Last time I had to leave the house, which was 3 days from now.

I only brush my teeth if I myself get disgusted by the breath or when I'm going outside of the house and have to be near normies.

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>>35743735
Gay bf?- whats he like?

>>35743771
That is the best, most comfy gif I've seen in ages

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>>35740504
This was just a while ago.

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>broken molar
>no dental plan
>mfw $1200 to crown it

I gotta brush my teeth like 3 times a day on top of taking Tylenol and eating bland food all the time to manage pain

>haven't taken a shower in 2 weeks
>still brush my teeth twice a day
I'm autistic

>>35743771
Straight?
When will the no girls on the internett meme die? It's literally been decades since I first saw somone that and it hasn't stopped.

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>>35744729
Because there arent any tits so its hard for me to tell whether or not its a guy or gal

The last time I kissed my ex which was October lel

>>35740504

after every meal, and floss usually once a day.

switch between a high fluoride wash and an antibacterial mouthwash.

I might be socially incompetent but i'm not gonna be some toothless stinky NEET stereotype.

Also remove any calculus buildup using my own dentistry tools with autoclave to clean em, perks of a steady hand i guess.

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>>35744694
>public health care is communism

>>35740684
why do you floss but not brush

>>35740504
I don't remember, it's probably been about a week.

I have top-tier teeth genetics. I eat mostly sugar and junk food and have only brushed my teeth twice a month for like four or six years now. I have no cavities and have never had any, no rotting teeth. I never had braces either and have perfectly straight teeth.

Toothlets get rekt.

>>35745044

the upside is that you're still here so you're probably either one or multiple of the following:

>socially retarded
>fat
>ugly
>manlet
>shit personality
>unhealthy