brit bong reporting in, ask me anything >pic not related

>>35740159
Why do Scottish talk like the dwarfs in lord of the ring?

>>35740193
Because they're drunk retards. I swear, when they're being brought up, everyone is drunk so they learn to slur their words.

>>35740193
We don't, it's even more monotone.

>>35740159
Whereabouts do you live?
Southampton here

>>35740297
West Midlands, pile of shit mate.

>>35740323
>Birmingham
I don't envy you m8. Then again, Soton has nothing of value either, I just like it because I go to uni here.

>>35740473
This small town is filled with so many normies. I've only met one anon in this town and he's sound.

>>35740520
I have one other guy in my very flat who goes on /r9k/, and he's a very chill dude, but he's a normie as well, just like me.

>>35740605
>r9k
>normie

>pick one

>>35740159
Thoughts on the isle of man?

>>35740747
Not very educated on it because it's a point pointless.

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How many bike wheels have the police taken from you this week kek