Electricianbots, how the fuck do i electrocute myself to death?

>>35739165
Step 1: Don't do it, fgt.

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>>35739178
Step 2: Just accept the voices.

Step 1) make a bath. Step 2) grab a toaster and plug it in. Step 3) take the toaster that is plugged in with you to the bath. Step 4) lay down in the water and bring the toaster with you. Step 5) R.I.P

>>35739203
Step 3: Become our lord and savior, Filthy Frank.

>>35739254
but what about the main fuses, wont they pop?

>>35739254
This is the cliched method but i've heard there are all sorts of safety features that would prevent this from being lethal in both the appliance and in the house's electrical system. There's gotta be more to it than that.

>>35739254
Won't work in modern flats

electrocution is hard to achieve. even in prisions they had special built equipment that took 5 sec and had a minor failure rate

Climb up a power line.

>>35739835
You have to be touching the ground and the power line at the same time. That's why they're so high off the ground and they're impossible to bring down solo.

If there's ever a hefty storm, OP, go out and touch the first downed power line you see before it gets shut off.

Get a ladder and find low hanging powerlines and begin fileting the insulation off with a knife
hypothetically

>>35739165

Go into your distribution box and disable the main breaker. I don't mean turn it off, I mean prevent it from functioning. Make a metal bracket for it to prevent it from tripping off.

Then, just use the heating element in water thing. Cause the breaker can't trip off, you'll just fry. Fill the bath with a conductor better than water though.