What do you think he's trying to say to her

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>>35737389
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga. bix nood!

>>35737389
>mam, you should really move your purse within your eyesight range. There are a lot of hobos around here trying to score a quick hit with some stolen money

>>35737389
>have you seen my son? He ran off while I was setting up our picnic and I can not find him. Let me know if you see him please, I am very worried about him

Get off of my property, ma'am

>>35737389
>you should really invest while the market is healthy, let me help you on your portfolio

>>35737389
>"Do my shoes match with cap?"

Hmmm... judging by the body language of the two, the guy's mildly confused facial expression, and woman focusing something behind her head, I'd say he's asking for the time.

>>35737389
Is this him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YweZk8vOxe8

mmmmhm i know jesus you girl

>"I recommend putting a decent portion of your disposable income towards a retirement fund at an early age as it will gain a large amount of interest by the time you're old enough to retire"

>"What did Chad say?"

>>35737389
I went to Aruba and there was a guy nicknamed "Scooby" that walked the beach. Tall, black and a real personality. He's talk to anyone, always cracking jokes. Harmless.

It was great watching tourists react to him. People who didn't live near anyone black immediately froze up but people living in mixed cities had no problem with him schmoozing with them.

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>>35737389
>"Do you know why i like white girls?
Because you are all chicks and i love fry chickens"