/britfeel/ is a thread of peace

Anglos die, God laughs

>>35733657

The Chuckle Brothers never had to deal with terrorism.

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>>35733657
For the ladies (white) edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Our terrorists are a bit crap tho

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Join the crew

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/Britfeel/

>>35733704
>Tfw consolecuck

>>35733704
gta is still on sale if you'd like to take up my offer to buy me it lad

>>35733755
Sorry lad.

Doesn't look like its picking up anyway.

>>35733755
what is wrong with playing games on consoles? all the games i enjoy are brought out on consoles. i dont see a point in investing a grand into a gaming pc when i can already play the games i like on what i have

>>35733786
I like it too, I'm all about the weeb games and can live with a dodgy framerate desu. It's just everyone on 4chan/online friends have a PC so you can't play with folk.

I haven't smoked weed since November. I use to be an everyday smoker because I was mostly socially isolated and bored. Since quitting my thoughts have been more clearer but my mood is has gradually became a lot worse. Recently I've been stuck in a rut of chronic depression. I'm considering picking up just this once but I'm not sure if I should

Finally found an ok copy of Split to download. Which I had some weed desu.

>>35733843
>>35733841
The absolute state of britfeel lads

>>35733841
>stop getting high
>mind gets clearer
>realise drugs were the only thing shielding me from the horrors of life
>get high again

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>>35733841
>>35733843
Lovely combo

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Post your totally radical waifus, dudes

>>35733687
Can't wait for /Goodfellas/ lads

>>35733911
>advert for goodfellas comes on
>mum bites bottom lip
>tells dad to add boot polish to the Tesco order
What did she mean by this?

>>35733820
>It's just everyone on 4chan/online friends have a PC so you can't play with folk.

yeah, i understand that feeling. my friends only ever play games on the pc. i normally play single player games tbqh but there have been times in the past when my friends have been playing games on the pc and i have felt left out.

also, a lot of weeb games are not brought out on the pc as you have said. i think i just find consoles more comfy too.

>>35733911
The white girls at college can't stop gossiping about /Goodfellas/ ffs

>evolve free with xbox live
>didn't buy it because if the price tag
>give it a go
>don't enjoy it
Really weird because I love co-op games that have classes and roles

Whoever thought wage slavery was a good idea deserves to be put down.

>>35734005
just be rich lmao

>>35733911
I've heard Elsa Jean is making a cameo

>>35734026
Oh fuck didn't think of that one thanks.

im reading the quran for research purposes. 10 pages in. doesent seem too violent so far. guessing it gets violent later on

Do NOT respond to this post.

>>35734051
Okay.
Og

>>35734048
all the Enrichment is hidden in the Hadith, lad.

Which is why they always say "show me where in the Quran it says x" because they know full well it's in the Hadith with the Kuffar don't know about.

>>35734048
IKR?
The Bible gets much more fun quicker

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Got to go to South London next week, lads. Hope I don't get culturally enriched

Lads I've been blacklisted from my local NHS STD clinic

I was down there earlier today getting an STD test because I'd noticed an abnormal discharge from my penis.

While I was getting the test I had some small talk with the nurse. She said that she'd just recently given birth to a son.

After a few minutes she came out from the back and said "I'm sorry to tell you this Anon, but you have gonnoreah"

It was a bit awkward so I made a joke to break the tension. I said "Well I better not stick this up your son's shit pipe, I'll wait until I'm recovered!"

Was just a joke, obviously, but I was quickly asked to leave and never come back. Overreaction.

>>35734070
i dont know what the hadith is tbqh lad. is this another book that muslims follow or something?

>>35734116
say you have autsim

What's the deal with this Varg guy? He's some Norweigian pagan nationalist or something?

>>35734136
They have my medical records so they know that's not true.

>>35734136
It's bait lad, come on now.

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>>35734116
>anon comes into the NHS STD clinic
>tell him he has gonorrhoea
>wants to stick it up my son's shitpipe
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>35734132
Whereas the Quran is like the bible, a collection of stories and parables, the Hadith directly relate to how the Prophet believes people should live their daily lives.

It's more instructional and literal.

>>35734092
the bible is harder to read. only read like 40 pages of the bible.


>>35734070
yo, in section 8 of the quran is bassically states that people who follow the jewish, and christian scriptures shall be rewarded and shall not fear of allah. so why the fuck do muzzies kill christians and jews

>>35734116
I can't believe I just realized these posts are fucking memeing me.

>>35734185
really? i would have though after the second one with the exact same set up and outcome it would have been obvious
are you a bit thick? how many gcses did you get?

>>35734138
He was a leader in the Black Metal movement in Scandinavia. Then got sentenced to prison for killing a man. He's out now and makes Youtube videos.

Check out his wiki page it's quite interesting.

>>35734163
might give it a read. how long is it?

>>35734210
Sounds badass deus

Anyone else /failedAlevels/

I barely tried for GCSEs and did well so figured I could do the same. Apparently I was wrong.

>>35734209
I'm fucking retarded mate. I did fine at GCSE but failed my A levels.

>>35734169
Because when the Quran contradicts itself, religous scholars will take whichever statement comes first as the trues because Allah is infallible.

And the statement "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority". comes before most non-war related things in the Quran.

>>35734215
It's not a straight up book it's a collection of documents and i THINK the sunni and shias have different ones. I just read up in my free time sometimes. I'm no expert, ask a raghead.

>>35733657
need a boipucci edition lads.

>>35734228
Nope.

Got AABBB

>>35734228
>>35734229

That timing though.

>>35734224
It is.

He also "allegedly" burnt down churches.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes#Arson_of_churches

>>35734048
You'll be wasting your day, Qaran is more peaceful than any other old text.

>>35734228
Dropped out after my first year. Not sure why people think I'm so smart when I fail every time at everything ever.

>>35734263
dont really mind if its peaceful. i feel obliged to read it in order to make a better judgment on islam.

>>35734240
>It's not a straight up book it's a collection of documents

oh, well they sell it on amazon but they have a bunch of different editions and stuff. i will try looking into it more when i have the time.

>comes before most non-war related things in the Quran.

yeah, ive heard a lot of sharia law stuff comes later on.

>>35734210
He was not the leader matey.
I liked the idea of Varg years ago before he was released and I was an edgy teen. Watching his videos years later I'm ashamed at how I thought he would be cool.

>>35734138
He grew up in Iraq and hates Christians.

Says it all.

>>35734240
>i THINK the sunni and shias have different ones.

This isn't true. They have different hadith but not different Quran.

>>35734378
I meant Hadiths. The bloke was asking about the Hadith.

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Someone got on the HWNDU stream but was having trouble getting the flag down.

Stream is cut now.

>>35734400
Based. That guy is fucked though.

Lads, I've got a crush on Josie from fresh meat even though she's it really real and is a bit of a slag. Should I end it all lads?

britfeel is a bit dead today. what are you all up to? im about to go on dragon quest for a bit

>>35734863
Talking to oneitis. Think she's having bf trouble so letting her shower me with praise even though I'm sure I'm getting played. Also gonna eat a burger in a minute.

Who;s your favourite /Goodfella/ lads?

>>35734392
Ah sorry mate I'm a spastic.

>>35734921
Kweku definitely. He's amazing.

What about you anon?

>>35734921
gotta be Robert De Niro, very talented actor, it's a shame how his career has gone these days

>>35734907
women are easy to persuade. maybe you will be able to convince her to leave him if you play your cards right

>Muslim community raises 3,000 in just one hour in support of Westminster terror attack victims
Apologise you bitter little runts

are there any qt boys ITT
i wish i had someone to cuddle me when i cry

>>35734947
Maybe. She seems to be shying away from talking about him though and also I'm posting on /r9k/ so I'm hardly an alpha chad ladykiller.

>>35734944
He doesn't have a big beautiful black cock though.

>>35734965
I'll be sure to tip my Just Eat driver extra.

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>>35734965
>oh shit, we look bad. Better save face!

>>35734971
I'll cuddle you lad if you promise to be my bf

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>>35735007
He has a big beautiful black wife though.

>>35734971
Men who cry are a bit pathetic

Would not cuddle

just picked up a prescription for antidepressants lads

didn't want to go on them but the doctor urged me to consider them

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>All this progress
Strongly agree used to be double of oppose. We're getting their lads, our muslim brothers are learning.

>>35735051
fuck them lad throw that prescription away. that's what i did. haven't been back since.

>>35735102
I'm miserable as shit though m8, I don't want to feel like this

>>35735051
What pills they given you?

>>35735026
His kids are hideous. Absolute state of them

>>35735051
>>35735120
I agree with the other anon.

Chuck those pills, don't lets docs push you that way. I bet it was a GP with no clue how to handle the situation.

Push back and get therapy. Might not help, but still better than pills.

(For me, try if you want your nether regions to cease useful function by all means [assuming SSRIs here])

>>35735069
I don't get this sharia law thing. I see you /pol/ lads complaning about it a lot but I've never actually heard anyone of note vouch for it or even talk about it.

Besides who wants more laws about religion and shit?

Lads, I just had a chicken and bacon sandwich for dinner, and a litle pork pie.

Is it okay to have a pack of super noodles on top of it, or should I just wait for my evening meal? I'm pretty hungry

>>35735264
>dinner
what on earth are you playing at lad

>>35735274
I'm from the North, so I guess it's usual. I made a conciouss effort to say "evening meal" and not "tea" though. I'm trying to satisfy as many people as possible here

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>Got my first credit card for the sole purpose of building credit

Uh, so... what's the fucking point ? Somehow I have perfect credit... might as well continue using my debit card then

Tesco order coming soon lads. Feel like I'm gonna have a panic attack.

>>35735264
Fuck sake junlad it's not even 5 yet.

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>>35734108
oi lad, thats going in my collection. imma dump

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>>35734108
duming like a dumper truck

>>35735298
>>35735314
cant be bothered to do the other 50

>>35735293

Only people with shit credit need to build credit.

bloody hell CK2 Game of Thrones mod, update for the new patch already

>>35735249
>Besides who wants more laws about religion and shit?
Gee I wonder..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTWsUvT8nsw

some proper mad happening in this time era. makes me think that we need to sort ourselves out and get on that peasant game.

>>35735293
it's not nearly as important as people make it out to be

in fact, usually that sentiment is promoted by the (((credit companies))) to make you get CC's and pay interest.

When you go to get a mortgage etc other factors such as income are far more important.

>>35734863
I was playing x com 2. Got bored. Had some lunch and a fag. Now I'm bored again.
Three days off work and I don't know what to do with myself. Don't know how you NEETs do it? Oh yeah - tugging yourself off for fourteen hours a day.

>>35734965
Tou-fucking-che

>>35735293
Did you seriously get a credit card because a paki tranny on here keeped claiming it was essential without using words?

>>35735264
>litle pork pie.

That's Haram

>>35735208
He's referred me for psychological counselling as well, and put me on a one course run of citalopram

If they're shite, I'll stop taking them right enough

>>35735527
It was well nice. A cheeky little cheese pork and pickle pie. Would eat again

>>35735020
describe your personality + physical attributes to me and then i will decide if u can be my bf
>>35735041
masc4masc is fucking degeneracy lol fuck off you creepy faggot homo

>>35735563
>I'm a beta bitch boy who cries

Probably a submissive loser too

For the last week we've had some absolute madmen driving up the lane to where our Pikey site is and waking everyone up with their car horn between 1 and 3 in the morning. We're going to try to catch them tonight, lads and give them a very stern talking to. They don't turn up every night but we'll get them eventually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpuvm8W7EAA

>>35735614
glad that fat twat is in america hope he doesn't come home like that smug cunt piers morgan did

>>35735614
Always hated that fat cunt. His banter was shit.

Oh god. Tesco is here lads. I hope he's not a talker.

>>35735587
nothing wrong with having a cry every so often. you're only repressing your feeling by not crying if you want to. not crying isnt alpha. being alpha is being a leader.

>>35735656
>tesco is here
>hope he isnt a talker

what you on about lad, do you have a friend named after a shop?

>>35734944
You know you've fallen from grace when you're slapping Jim Norton's bare ass.

>>35735683
He means Tesco is delivering food to his home. It's the option for no lifers who can't get to a store themselves

>>35735690
i think he just does films for fun now. he was one of the best actors of all time when he was in his prime.

ordered a family meal deal from dominos for myself

havent eaten in a day so it's fine r-right lads?

>>35735563
Easygoing weeb cyborg

Average height/build, kinda twinkish bordering on feminine in appearance but not trap-level

Should I bother with offshore banking, lads?

Reminder that Islam IS a religion of peace, but political ideologues pervert it.

Let's flip it around; just because some school shooters come from r9k doesn't mean everyone who goes on r9k is a school shooter. 99% of Muslims are peaceful people

>>35735763
only if you're literally in the top tax band

>>35735771
/r9k/ doesn't have a doctrine encouraging shooting up schools.
People don't shoot up schools because they read /r9k/.

>>35735683
>>35735713
This anon is correct. Although it's my mum who orders it I get a lot of my food separately.

>>35735614
not watched the video cos i hate him but i always wonder why he got famous in america. like, why him? he's the blandest most sorry looking faudge blob i've seen. it boggles the mind.

>>35735817
>why him?
I have no idea. I assume he must have sucked up to a powerful yank at some point.

>>35735614
he says it was funny
what part of it was funny Corden?

>>35735817
americans have this idea that brits are being dry and satirical with everything we say even if its not funny at all

New Fargo trailer lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHGXQ-Ub3NI&feature=youtu.be

>>35735927
>not available in your country
[really? pepe]

>>35735942
Oh sorry. Get a VPN I guess.

>>35735844
>>35735879
it's such a missed opportunity though. at least import someone who is funny here first.

david mitchell for instance is way more stereotypically british than corden. teeth, witty, reserved. can you imagine america at large watching david mitchell every night? they would shit themselves.

anybody know whats happened with poleaboo today?

>>35736050
No and I don't want to.

>>35735537
what counselling you doing lad, i'm waiting for for CBT, have just started 15mg mirtazapine.
i agree with you pills are better than the alternative, but am interested in how therapy's going to be

>>35735587
if i had a manly / mind body and i still had homolust i would honestly just kill myself. its perverted. thats why you spread aids and have chemsex parties and have multiple grindr hook-ups a week. youre mentally ill. a feminine boy who knows his place will always be more respected than a degenerate pervert faggot like you who has no respect for public morality / decency.
>>35735739
you sound like a faggot too desu

>>35735771
it's just a small percentage ruining it for the rest of them.

>>35736050
hopefully he's got some serious time

>>35735771
>99% of Muslims are peaceful people
So we only have 160 million muslims to worry about. Goody.

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Just end my suffering please.

>>35736062
>>35736100
trial of the century. this could make or break my faith in our justice system.

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>>35735771
>>35736062

86% of Muslims believe a wife should obey a husband.

68% of Muslims believe Sharia should rule.

46% of Muslims believe the punishment for adultery should be death.

36% of Muslims believe the punishment for leaving Islam should be death.

>>35735771
How can religion be of peace when it actively pursues to change what people do with their lives even though violent means

>>35736159
Is this part of a job application?

>>35736159
It's b right? why would you want to open a boiling hot tin and have it burst all over yourself

>>35736064
CBT as well I think, although on my referral form it says "psychological counselling"

I'm going to try the SSRIs for a week or so and drop them if they cause dick problems, but I feel like talking to someone might help a lot more than drugs

>>35736195

Yes. I fell for the uni meme and here I am being asked if I know how to microwave soup.

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which one of you did this? this was sent out earlier now there's about a dozen armed police in the office.

>>35736258
Where is this email from?

>>35736246
try phenibut my dude. its helping me out a lot. idk why they dont just prescribe this shit you kno

>>35736246
well my dr referred me but i had to make the appointment and shit myself, got assessed on mon, didn't get to talk about everything with my dr though so off back for round 2 in a couple weeks.

>>35736189
It's also worth noting that Islam teachers that everyone is born Muslim, so everyone who isn't a Muslim is treated as having left Islam iirc.

>>35736258
wew that must be one of them assault flags

>>35736258
What flag?

>>35736189
Most of you and the vast majority of pol believe the wife should obey the husband..

>>35736348
That's a disingenuous comparison when you look at 'obey they husband' from a Muslim perceptive and see women wearing a sheet

>>35736348
I gave a source. Please do the same.

Also, nice attempt at a deflection.

>>35736391
as opposed to /pol/ who would force their wives to wear school-girl pantsuu

>>35736545
Hey, they look damn good in those school girl outfits and you fucking know it.

>>35736391
Theres a big difference between respecting your husband as the head of the household and throwing a sheet on your wife and beating her if she talks in public.

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>/britfeel/ shitting on muslims all day
>The one pakistani who defends Islam can't right now because he has court for harassing some white ladies for the 3rd time
Can't make this stuff up desu.

Is anyone else feeling more drawn to Christianity because of Islam? Not necessarily believing in it but wanting to defend it as part of our culture and heritage?

>>35733704
Glad you posted it. I was asleep

>>35736759
lol i wonder how he has got on in court.

but yeah this is exactly why i come here. its funny

>>35736759
Pakipoo's in court? I leave for two fucking days and I miss the terrorist attack and pakipoo going to court.

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>>35733897
Here is my radically serbian waifu

>>35736159
Wow. How degrading.

I never knew supermarket applications could somehow get worse, when I was applying for jobs at my local Sainsburys I thought it was fucking stupid that they even had such a thorough application process to begin with. At least then they had questions where you did at least have to think about what the best answer would be

bloody hell lads, the muzzer down the street is getting arrested

>>35736891
DUES VULT! Where do you live?

>>35736898
any given street in england

>>35736256

Just think about just how much/many of a staggering retard you have to be in order that the HR department says "err, can you include a question about microwaves, because so many new hires are just a bit too retarded"

UKIP resurgence when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcH1_1_RYE0

I'm in the library watching videos I took of myself because I have BDD or something and I just noticed there was a woman sat behind me.

>>35737021
WOa are you me

>>35736898
this bullshit i lent him a dvd last week, bet ill never see that again

>>35736950
UKIP needs rebranding desu

It needs to be populist, which which no UK party currently appeals to

Plus UK is out of EU so calling it UK independence party is stupid

>>35737033
I must be because that's a very specific situation

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>>35733704
I was just thinking make it like a gta cover with with britfeel image. like pic related.

bit difficult to keep the shield shape and do both tho. makes it hard to get the images to fit.

>>35737107
I'm just making a Union Flag at the moment but it's a bit difficult to do with it as a square. I'm open to other suggestions though

I've had 2 applications for warehouses now where they ring me, i'm told literally in their words "we'd like you to come for an interview for the position you applied for, are you free at X time?"

Then I go and I sit there, fill in 2 forms that are all info I've already given them online and they say cheers so anyway you aren't here for a interview you're here for a course that we're doing next week and if you turn up 9-5 unpaid for all 7 days you MIGHT get an interview with the employer how great woo see you then!! Both times there's been other lads there who I talk to and were just as confused so it's not like im just misinterpreting.

unemployment is a fucking black hole of misery I wish I could die

>>35734116
Lol did they atleast treat it or did you have to leave right away

>>35737158

Have you never offered to do unpaid work to show that you're serious and prove you can do the job?

Pleb, no wonder you're unemployed

>>35737201
I would quite happily do some unpaid work to show im dedicated if anyone would fucking give me some.

>>35733657
I've got a girl from Tinder who's a bit messed up coming round my house tomorrow, shall I hide my figurines?

>>35737224
Depends if you just want to fuck once and move on or if you can be bothered taking them down every time she comes round from here on in.

>>35737131
Why not use the badge i already made for us?
>>35733704

>>35737311
You can't upload an image as the emblem. You'd need to design it in the shitty emblem creator and I can set it there

>>35737224
i wonder what girls do actually think of guys with figures

>>35737346
M8, im Kabrone and im in the crew.

I made the emblem in the creator. You need to promote me so i can upload it.

>>35737408
Most girls never mention them, I reckon those are the ones that judge you for it. I'm the lad who posted his figures in this thread the other day, one girl I brought over though, she thought they were cool and asked me about them. Kind of hard to explain that they're 14 year old magical school girls without being judged tho

>>35737420
Should have said that from the start. What level do you need?

>>35737478
second after you. It's called commander or some shit.

>>35737540
I put you up to Representative. Try now

>>35737556
It needs to be commissioner. Look i don't care about heirarchy bullshit you can demote me right after for all i care.

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>>35734116

This is better than Shipposting. I didn't think it was possible to beat it but I think this might have done it.

>>35737564
There we go, lad

>>35737604
It's actually still not letting me do it im googling how to.

>>35737466
i imagine they might be a bit more judgmental if they are girl anime figures. fortunately i only have dragon ball z figures, and if i got anymore in the futre, i would only get cool looking ones. each to their own though. i think its fine that some people like girl animes figures but i personally dont like them

>>35737676
Ah that's not so bad then lad, yeah girl figures are definitely more weird to most people but any girl that judges you for something like that isn't worth dating anyways

Lads, I've just been barred from B&Q Nationwide

Was thinking of doing a bit of decorating, painting the living room a new colour

Not very good with interior design, so I just asked the lady in the paint aisle "What would be a good colour for a living room wall"

She suggested brown and I thought it was ridiculous, so I tried to crack a joke to show my frustration

"I don't want that on my living room wall, thats the colour my knob was after it had been up your son's shitter"

Bit of an overreaction I thought, I'm stuck with Homebase for life now.

what you lads up to tonight?

>>35737735
I'd think you were making this shit up if B&Q weren't renowned for banning people in every store across the country

>>35737735
It's a good meme lad but don't overdo it

>>35737735
hahahaha you've got to be havin us on lad

>>35737735
I work in B&Q and confirm this is bullshit. We've all been up her son's shitter

Douching with the shower nozzle desu lads

>>35737812
Turn it up all the way so you rupture your intestine

>>35737762
>shitty leg workout
>eat
>send gril crusader memes on fb
>eat some more
>shitpost here and watch some crap movie

Only gone and cum on my church trousers again, lads

>>35737735
Top fucking kek. What was the OG post for these?

>>35737604
Well it's published so it's in our emblem gallery. I don't know how to set it as teh active emblem though so you have to do that.

Lads, my mate has just been barred from 4chan

He was a bit bored, just felt like winding a few lads up

So he posted meaningless repeating gibberish over and over again for the craic

Called it 'Operation Ganges', quite a fitting name I thought

Banned for a month he was, bit of an overraction, but what can a guy do.

Hope my fucking weed arrives 2moro sick of this sober bullshit.

Back from court

I know how this sounds

My solicitor got the date wrong in his minutes
My intermediate diet is actually on Monday
I will not be attending
My solicitor admitted it was his error and said he'd take the bullet

As for the case, the police have still found nothing, they're allowed a year before we say they've haf enough time

We're thinking of asking we go straight to trial since they have no hard evidence

>>35737871
good, i reported every single one of operation ganges posts

I'm going to buy a boat to live on.

>>35737871
>for the craic
He's irish. That explains everything

>>35737943
>My intermediate diet is actually on Monday
>I will not be attending
What does this mean? Use sentences you stupid paki.

Pukka pie for tea tonight lads, truly a mainstay of fine british cuisine.

>>35737987
My solicitor gave me the wrong court date and I won't be attending the real one

>>35737943
You're going to get a good beating in prison, you nonce

>>35738013
And he doesn't care? Must be fine then.

a friend of mine knows people that were hurt in the attack yesterday. one of them are still in hospital.

>>35738016
Will the muzzie gangs protect him for being one of them or beat him senseless for being a tranny nonce?

>>35738017
It was his fuck up

He gave me the wrong date

He said bell explain and "take the bullet"

It's probably fine because it's a minor case

>>35738016
I can't imagine being remanded over this

>>35737943
why not go anyway to clear the air?

>>35733911
Why is the BBC so obsessed with well... the BBC?

>>35738051
They'll protect him and make Amir the prision bitch. Finally, someone will call the paki 'Monica' unironically

>>35738057
i hope it works out for you. dont do anything stupid in meantime

>>35738051
There were no Muslim gangs in the prisons I've been in. Not even in hmp brixton. When he gets found out (and he will) he's going to get it.

>>35738051
I wouldn't associate with the pakis

I'd try to pass one of the white gangs initiation

>>35738068
Regarding my intermediate diet on Monday 27th March, I will not be attending as I have not had enough notice to book off that date from work, also 126 quid for another train ticket would be a significant sum to me and finally a return train journey is around 15 hours, it is a difficult experience to bare, having to endure it twice in a week would be something I am not sure I could take (I am currently on antidepressants and awaiting counselling).

As for the diet itself, if you think this case is winnable then please request the trial can go ahead. If not then at least ask that I not need to attend future intermediate diets, as discussed.

>>35738106
>get it
What's "it"?

Guys I've met in the lock up at sheriff's court have always been really nice

>>35738106
H-how many have you been in senpai? Are you a very 'ard lad?

>>35738119
>I'd try to pass one of the white gangs initiation
The first one is 'be white'

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>>35737871
MODS === GODS

The system works

New gorillaz songs are be played on radio 1 in half an hour but I'm concerned they might be shit

>>35738119
>also 126 quid for another train ticket would be a significant sum to me
Stick it on one of the credit cards
it's good for your credit score

>>35738142
Extremely hard, lad. I've been in quite a few actually. Feltham was the worse by a mile.

>>35738154
There are exceptions

I could gives handjobs to the entire crew or something

>>35738188
Trainline charges 2 quid for using a credit card

>>35737871
lol im glad he got banned. he is a dick. if he was a bit bored, he should of done something else and not shit up the threads with spam. maybe e will learn his lesson

>>35738206
What were you in for? Were you the lad who posted nonces getting beatings before?

>>35736128

I don't think there is 16 billion Muslims in the world anon.

Blimey lads these trannies are looking better every year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO6S8c4Wxbk

So theoretically, if the OP had a small "rule list", and one of those rules was no tripfriends, would that then allow reports for tripfriends to become valid?

Asking for a friend.

>>35737827
deus vult brother


original comment

I wanna hold your hand or something

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>>35733897
>>35736849
Where are the waifus? Is this all you have to offer? DONKEY

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>>35738258
looks like a guy wearing heavy makeup tbqh lad
also
>choker covering adams apple
>sounds like a dude

>>35738258
Love the tranny voice so much desu. Not the lingo, just the weird in-between way it sounds. Makes my tummy feel good.

>>35738258
Facial feminisation surgery, lad

The absolute mad man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfiGMLyLNOc

>>35738258
>Choker
these and scarves are always big giveaways

>>35738258
>that voice
>the cringe intro

christ

>>35738291
Literally anyone can pass with makeup, see drag queens.

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>>35733897
Upping the waifu quotient

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>>35733657
Anastasia Lux is escorting, lads. She seems like a real stuck up bitch...but that body though.

>>35736763
I know how you feel exactly m8 DEUS VULT

>>35738260
'Monica' has been ban evading for months, reporting him is valid regardless.

>>35738326
>drag queens.
I thought the whole point of drag queens is they DONT pass

>>35738260
We need a lad on the inside tbqh

>>35738335
>that body
Come on mate you could pull better down the chip shop

>>35738335
is she actually? do I even want to know the price?

>>35738335
I would rather fuck the tranny in that video (>>35738258)
that this thing

>>35738351
They pass in the same way as trannies.

>>35738258
Kek, can imagine Poleaboss paki claws burning with rage seeing this white, passing tranny who lives alone and has fans who say nice things.

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>>35738258
Well that's just disgusting. I'm physically repulsed

(((S)))he has a sexy q+a where you mentions putting stuff in the butt etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD8CLEHWsAQ

>>35738366

Valid point actually, might nominate for jannie when the time comes, then slowly add more british jannies until we have a man on every board.

The idea of a janitor empire is turning me on desu.

>>35738258
Fuck she he? looks like my ideal girl, the slutty/indie vibe, my dick doesn't know how to feel about this

>>35738392
200 per hour which isn't too bad but considering her attitude I'm pretty sure she'll give a lazy shit service.

>>35738395
>>35738384
Poofs

>>35738478
I think i'd rather just watch her videos to be honest

>>35738406
let's be honest, it doesn't pass.

>>35738478
>200 per hour
>which isn't too bad
>to fuck a fat lass that you can meet literally anywhere

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>>35738437
what a degenerate
not for doing all that stuff, but for admitting to it so shamelessly on public record

>>35738507
He walks around in girls clothes in public because it gives him a hard on lad, that's just the tip of the degenerate shit he's said on his channel I bet.

>tfw almost told my mum and sister I was depressed this week

It must be getting bad, but I managed to stop the mask from slipping and can safely carry on bottling it up until I man up enough to kill myself.

>>35738406
he'll be the most popular tranny on b wing soon enough lad

>>35738576
tell them lad, they'll miss you

>>35738505
But I'm a Pikey. Women think i'm trying to steal of them everytime I talk to them or we have to deal with our own women like these monsters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwB6SGZoVg

>>35738496
Come on, if you saw them walking down the street you wouldnt think it was a lad.

>>35738641
pikeys should be done away with

It's happening, lads. New Gorillaz tracks.

>>35738641
Your dog looks better than those beasts, Travellerbro.

>>35738644
Yes. Women don't normally wear such heavy makeup so I'd look twice and notice those giant hands and masculine face.

>>35738688
Bit harsh.

>>35738478
200 is way too much. i wouldn't pay more than 100 an hour for any prozzie.

FTM are just sad desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2F-jsrUYJw

Might be losing my v card tomorrow lads.

How do I not be a two pump chump?

>>35738754
Can't blame them for wanting to be part of the easy side of life

>>35738797
Wank off before hand

>>35738799
>being male is easy
u wot m8?

>>35738797
make her cum first using your fingers and mouth and then you don't need to worry how long you'll last.

>>35738825
Have you seen how women treat other women. I wouldn't ever want to be part of that. Can also walk around at night without worry of being raped by muzzies

>>35738862
t. undercover roastie

>>35738733
150 is the most I normally pay but you dont get to fuck pornstars too often. Last time she was advertising she said she was a "party girl" so I'm hoping I can get her to drop the price a bit.

And one was good and one was shit. Fuck this shit. 7 fucking years

>>35738862
Men get treated like shit by everyone. And woo I can just get the shit kicked out of me by muzzies instead .

>>35738898

you what m8, 7 years of what?

>>35738936
Gorillaz. They had two new songs airing on radio 1 for the first time. The first one was decent. But the second had some jamaican rapper singing most of it which I really didn't like

>>35738862
>Can also walk around at night without worry of being raped by muzzies
pretty easy to find a beta to pay a taxi for a 'helpless' girl

>>35738895
why would you want to fuck a pornstar? i only wank to amateur. pornstars are fucking rank.

>>35739006
All their new shit is too nigger inspired. Damon Albarn is full SJW he boycotted some festival because there wasn't enough coons on the setlist.

They've never topped demon days anyway.

>fucking chav next room is doing his shitty accented high pitched giggling for an hour or 2 every single day at this time while skyping or someshit

I'll never understand these subhumans

>>35736224
A literaly fucks with the microwave radiation

What's wrong with my ankle lads?

I fell down the stairs and twisted it a few months ago. After 10 minutes I could walk fine though. It became bruised and swollen.

It's still swollen and it still hurts when I move it to the extremes, if it was broken I wouldn't be able to walk on it, but if it was just a sprain why has it not healed yet?

>>35739034
This was really nigger inspired. He almost instantly referenced donald trump during the opening interview

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How has your day been?
How are you feeling?
What's your favourite fruit?

Hope you've all feeling well and have had a great day so far and will continue to have an even greater night!

>>35739034
>>35739090
Just listen to some based Coldplay lads

no niggershit here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEPBdDMGvXw

Did you hear mummy May's speech lads?

She said that diversity is our strength and and that the attacker wasn't a real Muslim and he's trying to besmirch the name of this GREAT religion.

I hope you all went down to your local mosque to show your solidarity.

>>35739118
JUst look up D.R.A.M and Popcaan and you can see the subhumans he's working with.

>>35739180
>D.R.A.M
>Subhuman

Fuck right off lad tbqh, D.R.A.M is amazing

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>>35739180
>Popcaan
Ffs they make it really hard to not be racist sometimes.

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>>35739220
>>35739180
He looks like something from a Key and Peele sketch.

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Stop listening to nigger music

>>35739245
Yeah but he's not your typical nog, he just makes music with a happy sound and is always smiling. Dude gives no fucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rx0eqQl8wk

anybody watching this show on channel 5 about doleos?

>>35739307
So he's a happy nigger? Doesn't stop him from being a nigger

>>35739307
>he's not your typical nog
>song is about money and bitches
Hm

>Make gta crew
>no one is ever online

B R A V O

How do i get into BRRRRAAAPPPP porn?

What some essential fartporn?

>>35739359
i'd join lad but i'ma ps4 pleb

>>35739394
I misunderstood this meme when I first saw it.

I thought it was taking the piss out of black people because they always go BRAAPP when a girl has a THICC arse or something

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>>35738700
>>35738898
4 not 2
Good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W44NWYwa1g
Shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBA0PUQCvIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSivlaSVk1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJp6xlKEug&t=217s

>>35739517
Ta, lad. There are more songs to be disappointed in.

Felt like shit all day because I drank 6 beers yesterday. Didn't even enjoy it.

My cousin who is 13 years younger than me is 14 tomorrow. It would be funny if he lost his virginity before me

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>insert funny comment here

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We got the flag lads

>>35739642
Haha lol what if you took his virginity just a a joke haha.

>>35739671
Was it confirmed? I linked the video where he was on the roof
>>35738306

>>35739642
the rate things are going the 9 year old son of some family friends will probably lose his before i do, seems like the type to lose it early

probably doesn't help that i will die a virgin

>>35739359
We never know when anyone is online or not. Shall I make a discord and post it on the crew page?

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>belly button smells like pickled onion monster munch

i don't even like that flavour but I know what they smell like

>>35739642
>My cousin who is 13 years younger than me is 14 tomorrow.
Is this a fucking maths test?

>>35739694
The flag is gone, the website has been shutdown and the entire project cancelled.

This is the new flag it's online http://hewillnotdivideus.xyz/

People are currently trying to hack it

>>35739738
At this point the CIA needs to be recruiting these guys.

How do get over the initial nervousness of seeing Escorts? I want to be a cynical seasoned punter too but I'm too much of a wimp.

>>35739715
Maybe when we have more than 3 (three) members.

It's just me, you and one other bloke.

>>35739772
The first flag in the US was placed in an unknown location and it was located because people saw the position of the stars in the night sky.

If these people applied this much effort to real life they'd be snapped up by the department of defence.

>>35739772
not this time, he literally said what building it was on and you could see it from the street

>>35739775
you just have to experience it and get used to it
you'll get into the swing of things

>>35739795
We could always do the first heist if you want

>>35739775
I literally wouldn't even be sure of where to put it.

>>35739643
>even monkeys take pity on Africans

S.m.h. tbqhw/yf

Well I'm finally fucked lads

I've been on /r9k/ for a good few years, always looked at the people complaining about being friendless and I never thought I would be one of them.

I think it's probably the worst thing apart from maybe being khv (which thankfully I'm not). But not having one single friend is so fucking debilitating, I actually think that most people eventually become friendless but not in their mid-twenties.

What's worse is that I drink too much (been to drug counselling for it though) and all they fucking say is you need to do something else apart from drinking but what's the fucking use when all I have is movies, YouTube and 4chan.

Anyone know this feel?

>kay the incompetent council estate dog abuser on ITV

memes gone too far

>>35740153
yeah, i don't have any friends. it's my own fault through. people have tried to make friends with me but i push them away. i prefer being alone. i haven't had a single friend irl or online in years and i'm fine with that.

>>35740153
Yeah, although it doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would. Sometimes I have pangs of dread from it. Mostly though I consider it a good choice, I was a limiting factor for everyone I've ever been with. They're a lot happier and better off with me being quarantined in my room instead of being around them.

>>35740153
i kinda know the feel. i only have two proper friends but they cant do anything half the time due to having other responsibilities. i have other people who would regard me as friends but they never bother with me so in my eyes they are acquaintances. i find it hard to make new friends because the people i do meet dont really want to do anything but take drugs/go clubbing or they are too plebby

i have managed to have sex a handful of times.

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>>35740153

have you considered /nightwalk/? I havent had any real friends since i was 19 and im 27 now, /nightwalk/ 5 or 6 times per week, sometimes listening to music on my phone, sometimes imagining perfect scenarios for things in my head, sometimes chatting to imaginary friends, peaceful as fuck especially on calm nights like tonight

>>35740357
I live in a shit town where the streetlights turn off after midnight. Nightwalks sound comfy though.

>>35740357
>Nightwalk

wont you get robbed by minorities?

>>35740357
>risking getting mugged by a paki
Don't worry if you have headphones in you wont hear them coming.

>>35740357
Night walks are great. I roll a joint find some ghost stories on Youtube and take the dog through the woods and fields for a couple of hours.

>>35740382
>>35740413
why shitholes do you two live in

>>35740440
not them but i would probably get stabbed or mugged if i went on a night walk by myself. i live on a shitty council estate.

i want to hold ebin lad's hand!

>>35740379
I wish they turned lights off after midnight here, ive walked through areas with no lights before or through powercuts once or twice and it was amazing
>>35740382
>>35740413
very few shitskins here, a few as you get towards the town centre but not many anywhere else, i tend to wonder over to the middle class areas anyway, much safer and quieter, the only people out around there at that time are pissed up 15 year old posh boys from the local grammar school, and you only see them during the summer holidays

>>35740413
It's whites who mug
Paki's just rape

>>35740382
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