I saw a guy and a girl sitting on a bench today in school. I

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2017-03-23 01:58:17 Post No. 35733644
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I saw a guy and a girl sitting on a bench today in school. I have some suspicions that the guy likes her, so I thought something would happen. So I made a wager with myself: If they kiss, I'm not going to kill myself, and if they don't I will. I was planning on doing it anyway today and decided to give life another chance. It seemed like the guy was asking her out or some shit, and they didn't end up kissing, but I'm pretty sure they exchanged numbers.

Only now do I realise how fucking stupid that wager was. Not only was the entire idea stupid, but the wager would've been unfavourable for me either way: if they didn't kiss, I kill myself, if they do well fuck me I like that girl as well and thought I might have a chance if I actually tried. I don't even know why I'm writing this cringe post, all of you will probably laugh your asses off (as you should).

Any suggestions on offing myself? I thought about hanging myself with a fucking dog leash attached to a door knob. Well, I'm off to walk my dog. I'll be back in like an hour-two and see where to go from there.

Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:01:33 Post No.35733689
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:01:33 Post No.35733689 [Report]

Oh also I don't think I've expressed it well enough: I really, really fucking liked that girl.

Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:03:31 Post No.35733717
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:03:31 Post No.35733717 [Report]

>bluh bluh i liked that grill im gonna kill myself
Why are teenagers so fucking dumb?

Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:04:29 Post No.35733734
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Its just women who cares, run away from life its all horrible and live alone, then you will find happiness and transcendence

Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:06:31 Post No.35733764
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:06:31 Post No.35733764 [Report]

>killing yourself over a women

Kys

Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:07:21 Post No.35733782
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:07:21 Post No.35733782 [Report]

>>35733717
It's not because of her specifically fuckwit. I was thinking about doing it even before I saw them sitting on the bench. Also, can't argue that I'm not stupid: ya got me there

Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:08:26 Post No.35733793
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:08:26 Post No.35733793 [Report]

>people unironically believing this redditor
Jesus Christ. YOU should kill yourselves you fucking tryhard newshits

Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:09:16 Post No.35733808
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Google "feeling good mood therapy pdf"
Download, read, and apply towards your life
good luck

Anonymous 2017-03-23 02:13:37 Post No.35733855
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Why would you fall for a 3D girl in the first place, anon?

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