Haircuck humiliation thred

>short and bald

If he wasn't famous that guy wouldn't be able to get a fatty with two kids dragging behind her.

>>35732731
>this is what hairshits actually believe
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35732715
Something about his proportions seems a little off. Almost as if he's been photoshopped. But why would anyone do sometthing like that?

>>35732758

He is average height (5'10) but they make him look tall in movies.

So your brain is think, "wait, since when did this guy shrink so much".

That guy always seemed oddly compressed, like someone hit him on the head and pushed him a few inches into the ground.

>>35732778

Wait, actors lie about their height so he is probably closer to 5'9.

Supposedly the girl is shorter than him (5'9) IRL. How much of a heal could she we wearing to be that much taller than him? I think they are both lying about their height.

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>tfw not balding

You know what is nuts about this?

Those sissy faggots from the theater club end up being "models" for masculinity.

The faggot is a fucking actor ffs.

>>35732874
well he did start as an athlete

Balding is actually indicative of high test, anon. That's why girls usually never bald.

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You saw the balding feels thread and got upset, didn't you cueball

>>35732911
You understand it wrong. Its true that women don't go bald but even low test guys have multiple times higher testosterone levels than women. As long as your testosterone levels are not female tier you will go bald even if you have low test, if you are so genetically inclined.

>>35732862
PFFFFF HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>>35732715

Sure thing senpai

>not having long hair in the year 20xx

>>35732982
>not being a faggot
Correct

MFW both grandfathers passed with head full of hair, my father still hss his hair, my mother brother still has all his hair. Ain't no hair loss in the family.

>>35732982
I had long hair until two years ago, bashed them at festivals for years.

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>>35732999

Yeah pic related is such a faggot I'm sure he gets no pussy

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>>35733064
He LITERALLY gets cucked by a Baldman.
Are you false flagging?

>>35733064
>>35733580
Just look how happy they are. He strokes her hair she feels his skin. That's how it's supposed to be. She can never have that feeling with a haircuck. That's not even cheating this is to be expected.

>>35732911

Balding is indicative of having genes that code for going bald. You'll notice even most "beta, low t" men go bald. Keeping your hair is pretty much universally considered attractive for men. Look at Brad Pitt. Definitely not a "low t" guy but has a full hairline because he doesn't have shit tier genes.

>>35732715
>He thinks balding has anything to do with test
>He thinks it has nothing to do with sensitivity to DHT
>He thinks DHT IS Test
kek

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>>35732715
You don't understand shit, OP. Guys with good hair are the best.
Pic related.

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>he can't tolerate finasteride

kek hairlet

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>not just shaving your head on top to create the illusion of going bald

Fucking dumbasses in thread I swear

>>35734445
dunno if this is a joke but you're actually making a point for how important hair is
because he's got nice hair he looks sort of respectable, if he was bald he would be laughed at