>mother upturned the grave of primordial man

>I say big boy words me smart

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>>35730541
oh man...

>anon was infected by the fuckwit virus

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>>35730525
>adventurer found the shit abyss

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>father found the dark beads
How fucked am I lads

>Mom fell off the balcony and found the Avelyn

Its all over for me boys.

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>>35730525
Mother meddled with the mental menstruation manifold

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Father found the Rite Of Kindling.
I was so close to a happy life.

Dark one found the elevator to my Tomb.
*farts poison*

>padre plundered the perpetual piss pinwheel

20 years of hardwork down the drain. Why live?

Anor Londo found out about my gender.
I'm done

I really need to get some weed for these kind of threads.

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>Hunter found the Enshrined Monster Man Skull

Chosen pundead found the doll.
Ahh... but why? what seeketh thee?

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>>35730525
>Chosen Undead found the Black Eye Orb

Solaire found his sun.
oreganonanoboostedelgatogamecapture

>hunter finds my special cakes

>>35730854
Who is this qt?

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>>35730899
>to dmart to add the pic

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>Patroclus found my armor

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>Wife finds the Yian Garuga Cuck Porn

>>35730525
>Mother found the Aldrich experiment
>she finally found what happened to little brother

how do i get over this lads? does mother need to become cinder?

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>Brother found the tongues

I think I'm done, I have to leave the house now

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>father accidentally ended the age of fire

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>Rea of Thorolund made it out of the Catacombs
I think I know what I have to do, lads.

>>35731037
That pic... that's just not right.

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>>35731115
It's not, but I enjoy seeing cute cartoon girls suffer.

>>35730525
You didn't even quote it right you dumb retarded fuck

This is a good thread
Back to work for me tho
>manager rung the bells of awakening

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>>35730525
>father found the dildos

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>>35731175
>Son was born under the Moon

>practice grandma found the poo behemot

>Lord Gwyn found the occult mace.

Looks like Im off to the tower lads.

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>mommy found the dark wood grain ring

>>35730525
>sister entered the painted world of ariamis

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>>35732151
missing pic for some reason

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>life sustaining algae found the magnesium fluoride

fuaaark brah

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>allant woke the old one

>>35731428
H-havel no

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>Bearer of the Curse found the milfs of Nito
He's going to know it was me pretending to be a qt girl lads what do I do?

>>35730842
lol'ing

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>dad damned the sinners

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>troops found the silent cartographer

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>Dad found the Chaos Eater pit
What the fuck do I do now?

>Jesus found the Jesuit juicer

I'm done for now boys.

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> mum munched the mud marbles

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>Santa found the sip lip
O fuck

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>hanz found the piss panzer

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>Aldrich found the trap dungeon

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>firekeeper found the rubbish pile

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>you will never suck Pontiff Sulyvahn's fat cock
Why live?

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>chad found the tyranid eggs

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>mother upturned the hrave of primordial Smee

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>>35730525
>Gay ass dragon friend shot him primordial cum in to my daughter(male)

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>>35730525

>Allied army found the concentration camps
Orig

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>Fire Keeper found the First Edition of Mein Krampt
Thank the Gods she can't tell anyone

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>wife found the bogpills

Time to give her a quick rundown.

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>Oceiros found the invisible dragon fetus

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>firekeeper found the jizz talisman

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>>35735330
>Ocelot finds out he's a child of dragons
>Dragon is a big snake
>Ocelot is Big Boss' real son confirmed

>>35735441
Ricochet arrows in ringed city dlc confirm this

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>>35730525
>Pet Chimp found the baby crib

>>35730525
>dad found the meme folder
>wants me to explain somthing his normie mind couldn't even hope to comprehend

>>35735564
>Gold and silver serpent rings
>Twin snakes - dominant and recessive
>Slumbering dragon (snake) for stealth mode
>Two primordial serpents, one good one evil
How deep does the MGS/ Dark Souls universe go?

>>35735857
Hidetaka Kojima

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>pet crow found the pickle pee
I-is it over lads?

>>35736186
Y-you'd better give her what she wants

>>35730842
made me kek, gj, heres a (you)

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>Daddy Gwyn found the Great Hollow
HE'S HEADING THERE AS WE SPEAK I THOUGHT IT WAS WELL HIDDEN WHAT DO BROS

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>>35730946
>Palico found the Box of Pale Extract
What do I do?!

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>I lost Daddy Gwyns Van Halen mixtape

h-he wont be mad right lads?