ITT: Your Wife

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>>35727435
Hands down
Originally of course

I would post my gf but
>Posting anything from your life as an image on 4chan
>I'm starting to have doubts about our relationship because of how she treated me before we were together

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UnoriginaIity

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>>35727435
My waifu.

Plus she's British

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>>35727435
I can't, she's a cartoon horse, it'll trigger the 'adult' userbase of this site

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>>35727452

SAUCE SWEET HOLY FUCK

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Sorry Cole.

>>35727452
Your wife's name? Can't look up the image on phone.

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>>35727435
my waifu desu sempai

>>35727435
i would unironically wear those shoes

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She/he would have to be exactly like this, otherwise I'd stay with my gf

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>>35727435

any of those russian models for mavrin. viki odintcova, helga lovekaty, something dubenenk, pic related

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>>35727435
Stacy Keibler is married to a manlet Asian (actually half-Asian with an Asian father + White mother). I think she recently had a child and maybe preggers with another.

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id always let her win

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>>35727495
>>35727510
I almost don't want to tell you she's so pure
Elizabeth Turner

Time to start being realistic guys.. most of you are lucky to be 5/10 in looks/physique and 2/10 in wealth/life... Youre "waifus" are more likely overweight psycho 40yr old divorcees desperate for attention and willing to settle for anything.

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Made the headgf in K-Kisekae.

>5'0
>chubby but mainly bottom-heavy, maybe a bit of tummy
>decent tits
>soft features but not fat-faced
>brown hair, blue eyes
>is mainly cute, not sexy, but has the ability to be if she wants to
>likes anime (no plebshit)
>bisexual so we can share cute girl images
>shares my political views, or at least is against tumblrshit
>wants to have a family at some point
>around 130 IQ
>is into drawing to mirror me being into writing
>is shy and has a bit of anxiety so we understand each other's problems better
>is working on her own career goals
>virgin so we can be the only people we've ever been with until we die

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>>35727585
>Stacy Keibler is married to a manlet Asian
She is yet example of another White female celebrity with an 'Asian' boyfriend / husband.

>>35727596
These are IDEAL, dummy. We know we'll never land a girl has as hot as these.

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>>35727596
WAIFU OR BUST

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>>35727477
>My waifu.
Her most significant role she is most well-known for is being the love interest of an Asian guy.

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I want to impregnate her and kiss her pregnant tummy.

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>>35727554
>any of those russian models
90% of Russian models become girlfriends/brides for Asian men.

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>>35727435
either this one...

yea looks pretty unoriginal to me

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>>35727666
or this one, it's pretty hard to decide.

>>35727631
she that cray vibe going anon.
you sure bout this?

>>35727435
Is it bad if I can't imagine anyone I would spend the rest of my life with?

>>35727596
rather die alone with my waifu and shepherd than settle for an ex carousel rider

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>>35727681
I have never been more sure about anything in my life.

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>>35727435
2d is superior to 3d.

The only girl I want to spend the rest of my life with is my high school crush. I don't even think she's the most physically attractive female I've seen. Hell, the majority of females I work with, skin deep, are more attractive. But attraction isn't just on a physical level. Or, maybe I just tell that to myself because I think I'm the ugliest person I've ever seen. Goddamn, it's been 7 years since I've graduated and I still can't let the past go.

>>35727840

Atleast describe what she was like.

>>35727971
Just a standard immigrant from Eastern Europe. Dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, tall for a female (though, still significantly shorter than the average male). Always had bags under her eyes, too. Used to talk to her for hours on end every night on MSN on school nights, so I'm guessing she was probably an insomniac. Kind of flat chested, too. On weekends, when I wasn't rescuing her from her from her friend's house (which happened quite a few times, where I'd have to pick her up because she was too messed up and couldn't go home or stay there) we'd hang out and watch horror movies or play video games together.

>>35728143
>Find her on fb
>Message her your feelings or else live with regret forever
>???
>Live happily ever after
Don't be a pussy, msg her

>>35728168
I already did. Years ago. I moved back to the town we both lived in. She moved back shortly after. We started talking, I asked if she wanted to catch up and grab a bite to eat. She did say yes, but pretty much simultaneously, I found out that she was dating someone else. Someone with the same name and initial. I gave up after that. I no longer have a Facebook, either.

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I don't even know a girl I would want to spend time with. I just have a romanticized image of a girl who is happy to see me and treats me affectionately. But I know deep down that is too much to ask for.

>>35728240
Same name and initial? And? Wtf does that matter?
Plus try again. Seriously man please do it for me.

>>35727534
kitty bunny is my future girlfriend though...

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I just want an attainable cute gf.

I'm not even one who really waifus her specifically, but in general girls like her really make my heart hurt.

>>35728514
>try again. Seriously man please do it for me.
I'd like to, but, no. I moved away shortly after the attempted reconnection. I don't care how lame this sounds, but after that incident, I moved back in with my parents. My father is in his 70s and, although I may be biased, but it seems like the only time he is genuinely happy, is when we spend together, and my mother seems happier than ever now that I'm a wageslave working overtime weekly. My blood comes before my selfishness. I'm willing to live with being a 25 year-old wizard in training if I can make the most important people in my life happy.

>>35728601
Tv poster detected
>>35728665
Buddy don't you think they'd be happier if you had a gf as well? Besides just re connecting with her doesn't automatically mean you're going to be married next week. You're planning the victory party and you haven't even run the race. Also you're dad was 45 when you were born??? How old was your mom?

>>35728702
>Also you're dad was 45 when you were born??? How old was your mom?
My dad is 17 years older than my mom. He was an alcoholic who ended up marrying his bartender after his wife divorced him. The sad thing is that my mom, to this day, still brings up the fact she thinks he's still in love with his previous wife. Not that it's relevant. but he was a workaholic and an alcoholic, and, from what I know, his previous wife initiated the divorce after she cheated on him. I guess my mom knew better than anyone that he was loyal.

>>35728805
>his previous wife initiated the divorce after she cheated on him.

Can we make adultery illegal again?

>>35728702
>Tv poster detected

I haven't frequented there in years, I just think she's cute as a button.

>>35728805
You should tell your mom that love is not a bandage to cover wounds. He may have really loved his first wife, and he may still love her. However, that doesn't mean he can't love his current wife, your mom. He's with her now, and that's all that matters.

We can love more then one person, especially when we know the prior love is nothing more then a dead end.

Your mom needs to remember that love is nothing more then truly wanting to see the other person happy and withholding from contempt in the event of disaster.

>>35728992
Dude, my dad is in the final steps of his life. I know he loves my mom, and I know my mom loves him. I should probably make this situation make a bit more sense. My dad was walking the plank due to his alcoholism. He drank before work, during work, and after work. Heavily. On his days off, he would drink two 30 packs of beer by himself, minimum, and that was in a 3 hour span when we'd watch football together, so who knows how much he actually drank. And this was for nearly 20 years of my life. My mom told him to stop drinking, and he stopped. Instantly. Went to the doctor, and got prescribed God knows how many drugs to stay alive. I know he loves her, and she loves him, too. Nowadays, my mom still drinks, and so do I. As selfish as this sounds, I want to have a beer with my dad before I die.

>>35729116
Don't you mean before he dies? Not being an asshole I'm just trying to clarify if you're gonna kill you self soon or something. Also again dude if you loved that girl that much I still think you should at least tell her. Holding feelings like that inside rots your soul. Just go for broke and tell her and see where it goes. Even if she rejects you at least you won't have to live with regret.

>>35729209
I, basically, already told her how I felt after we both moved back to the same city. She was dating someone else with the same name and initial, and she found him pretty damn quick, especially considering the fact that I moved back first and I wasn't even there for a full quarter. There's nothing else I can tell her. It's a dead end. All I can do is wish them the best.

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Whom'st've else but her?

>>35729297
Why do you keep
Mentioning that name and initial king as if it matters? And you didn't say what she said when you told her that.

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>>35727435
I would if she wasn't lesbian.

>>35729366
She wanted to reconnect as friends. I told her that I had enough friends. Haven't talked to her since.

>>35727477
I don't get why everybody refers to us as Brits when they really mean we're just English, if you saw a Scottish person you wouldn't call them British you'd call them Scottish but with English people we're "British".

>>35729427
Mate friendship could've led to romance. Wtf dude. You clearly still love her as you said above you are shooting your self in the damn foot on this one. Good luck and I hope you change your mind. I'm out.

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Sorry, I'm not attracted to 3D.

>>35729471
pretty sure this has to do with the colonies and that whole "British Empire" thing. idk I'm no history or linguistic expert mate

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>humans
lmao

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>Hey, wake up Anon-kun! We're late already! Now stop pitying yourself and help me, or it'll end too bad for you!
Truly patrician choice.

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>>35730020
Your taste in 2d is so GARBAGE, brah.

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Assuming her personality is what I imagine it to be

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>>35730041
You were muted for 2 seconds, because you need a new license

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>>35727435
>RL fiance

It's ok, I trust you guys.

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Julia Garner

>>35730310
She really looks like she could be Justin Timberlakes sister.