>When your straight friend who doesn't know your gay

>>35724090
>doesn't know your gay
he doesn't know about your gay? maybe you should show him your gay

I was wondering when the next general would be up.

>>35724090
is this a continuation of the thread that expired like 30 seconds ago?

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>>35724121
Because I'm afraid he'd reject me

>>35724155
>>35724156
What are you talking about?

>>35724172
the thread with 500+ posts that just expired:

>tfw you're gay and your straight best friend does something really sweet and caring for you and your homolust for him increases

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>when your straight friend and his brother dress in girls clothing and makeup and walk around the house taking pictures
>don't join in because I'll definitely get a boner

That was a weird day honestly.

>>35724191
I did not know such a thread expired. Sounds cute

>>35724195
Anon what the fuck, you need to greentext that

>>35724090
>tfw straight guy with obviously gay feminine twink friend
you think we don't know you want the D? We're trying to b8 you into sucking it. every straight guy wants to pound their smaller more feminine friend, it's not about being gay, it's about asserting dominance over them.

>Don't have any friends to experience this feel with
>Never had any lewd experiences with my friends when we were younger
sad me

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>Straight boys

S-Stop

They're my fetish. I have a horrible weakness for them. It's bad. Really bad.

>>35724253
>You missed out on awkward lewd moments with your bros during your teenage years because you had no bros

God damnit

Why are anime fans so gay?

straight friend let me hold his hand a few times years ago. That's the closest to sex I'll ever get.

>>35724214
As a twink this gave me a boner even though it's highly unlikely

>>35724253
>all those stories of bros fumbling with sexual tension, escalating into sweet boy love
>never lived them, never will

yep, kinda stings.

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IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE I APPLY FOR A PROTECTIVE STRAIGHT BRO WHO WILL STAND UP FOR ME YES OR NO

>>35724253
>had friend when I was 9 years old
>brought him over to my house to watch tv or play with jenga or something
>suddenly sexual
>put my hand on his jeans and feel his small hard cock
>he does the same
>I put my mouth on his jeans and inhale the musk and feel his solid dick through the pants
>he does the same to me
>we do this to eachother several times
>eventually stop and continue playing

>>35724329
what if I'm like two thirds straight

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>when your straight friend shows a bunch of anonymous faggots his cock

>>35724213
It really wasn't much just weird.

>at my friends house
>hanging with him and his brother who's only a few years younger
>he's doing his laundry and we're just chatting while he takes some out
>his mother keeps some of her clothes in there for whatever reason
>yell for his brother who we're petty sure is bi if not full blown
>tell him put some of the clothes on as a joke
>he fucking does it
>friend stars doing it too for whatever reason I still don't know
>they're both full blown in women's clothing, skirts and blouses
>ask me to join in
>refuse because I know I'll pop a boner
>his mom hears us making noise
>she starts taking pictures of them and gave em some cheap makeup
>they keeping asking me to join in
>nah I'm not a fag
> this goes on for a half hour before they stop and we all go to the movies because we're bored

It was just weird

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>>35724329
IF I CAN BE LEWD WITH YOU IN A STRAIGHT WAY AND MAKE YOU SWALLOW MY CUM IN A STRAIGHT WAY THEN YES

>>35724348
No. You need to be unattainable for me. I thrive off not being able to have straight boys

>>35724372
No, I don't want to be totally lewd with my straight bro. I just want an occasional wrestle or something

>when your sister's gay friend changes in front of you and teases you specifically

I'm not gay but goddammit he keeps trying

>>35724428
>You need to be unattainable for me

what if I was really stubborn, and a tease

>>35724471
Oh God, would you, please? And will you defend me from bullies?

>former classmate and now acquaintance with feminine guy who's clearly a closet gay
>constantly put my arm around his shoulder to pull him close or my hand on his leg in a six month teasing session
I will never stop this. It never gets old watching him squirm holy shit.

>>35724309
It's true, it's completely true.

>>35724172
You have reason to think he wouldn't like you for being gay?

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>>35724491
Oh god lel, nice. I wish I had a gay friend I could tease into a squirmy mess.

>>35724090
because your mentally ill and you need help.

>>35724489
the bullies wouldn't lay a hand on you

I might though, with the occasional devilish assgrab

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>When you facefuck a dude so well that he begs you to come back
I thought he was joking with all the compliments until he started pulling out money.
Moonwalked out of there so fast.

I dunno, the whole experience was weird. I was genuinely flattered until that happened. Why do you fags take things so far?

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>>35724529
No, I just worry that he'll cast me out. He's my only friend right now. I honestly don't think I could handle rejection right now in my life. I will watch from afar

>>35724573
kinda into this explain more please I want money for using some other dude's mouth as an onahole

>>35724090
>Straight guys are like male roasties
No they're fucking not. Same-sex relationships are mostly platonic. Straight guys have no reason to think their guy friends are into them. Stop this meme.

>>35724573
getting facefucked can be intoxicating desu

easy to get addicted

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>>35724557
Real or not you made my night. I-I might not mind a cheeky(lel) assgrab. It'd only make me want you harder but I can never have you

>>35724573
it's weird how gays don't always need an orgasm to be sexually satisfied. They like sucking dick way more than women.

homobots If you've sucked dick before explain what you feel is the most addicting thing about it (if any)

>>35724583
Well if he doesn't like you for who you are (hypothetically speaking), is he really your friend?

>>35724329
Yes

what makes you qualified?

>>35724639
I just like the hardness of it.
Something real satisfying about holding something hard, yet tender, in your hands/mouth.

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>>35724195
>>35724214
>>35724276
>>35724299
>>35724345
>>35724366
>>35724428
>>35724573
>>35724624
>>35724624
This board is truly beyond saving

>>35724639
>homobots
>bots
If you've had sexual experiences you're not a robot.

>>35724668
Kill yourself, normalfag.

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>>35724640
I don't know, and at this time in my life I don't care. I just don't want to lose him. He seems pretty chill and cool about gayness, but I don't want to test the waters until I know for sure

I just want to hug him and hold him

>>35724624
that's right you couldn't have me, because I'd only go all the way with a girl or sissyboi.

and I genuinely have a history of toying with people, making someone blush or getting them flustured is exhilarating for me. I've only done it to a couple girls though

>>35724090
No, it's not the same you retard. A woman leads on a man and is well-aware he is attracted to her. The straight man is not even conscious of your faggotry, it's entirely your fault.

>>35724535
How should I step it up?

Why aren't you guys on lgbt? It's catered entirely to fags.

>>35724697
Jeez, sounds kinda like a screwed situation. Have you tried looking for anyone else since he's straight?

>>35724697
dude, you sound like a fucking sweetie

>>35724687
4chan has always been full of gays. If you remember they used to be outcasts

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>>35724731
You need to push him against a wall and then put your arms up against the wall, trapping him there.

Then just stare like smug Pepe at him until he faints from it all

>>35724756
>4chan has always been full of gays
me too

>>35724090
are you into him or something?

i sincerely doubt that being gay and just seeing a naked male body is going to be enough to fuck you up, unless that's how all the straight guys are supposed to act when they see a naked female body

>>35724090
Just don't tell him if you feel he will react badly.
If you think he won't have a problem, tell him, but don't say you have feelings for him. That could make him uncomfortable

>>35724090
It's kinda true.
I'm straight and me and my friends always change in front of each other. We just don't care

>>35724731
In a thread that was archived like an hour ago, I read a story of a guy finding out his friend was gay when he jokingly pinned him against a wall and brought his face really close to his, got him blushing and paralyzed

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>>35724819
Don't worry about it man, just be honest and yourself, you sound pretty cool. Pic unrelated.

>be gay
>don't tell anyone
>get married to a woman ironically
>have kids ironically
>fuck a dude from Craigslist secretly
>get AIDS
>die

>>35724774
>>35724834
I think the term is kabedon, good idea but might be too blatantly sexual. Maybe next time I need to get him to follow me, I could grab him by the wrist to lead him like a pseudo handhold.

>>35724819
>and I have an IRL stutter
Me too. I always try to play it off like I'm doing a Rick and Morty bit so the normies don't bully me.

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>>35724590
>explain more
Okay, sure.
Well I'm kinda hung and kinda got frustrated at the lack of good blowjobs and accidentally tearing my sex toys, so I went to craigslist.
Got there, had some small talk and what not, then he asked me if I ever had my cock worshiped, sheepishly said no.

So he gets started and keeps making all these comments. "Holy shit your dick is pretty wide", "You ever killed somebody with this monster?" "How the fuck do you even wear condoms?" "What the hell I've blown you for 20 minutes and you haven't even gotten close, what the fuck is your secret?" , "I just like how it feels in my throat, just uh, you know, slide all the way in and hold it"

>Eventually laid back down, kept blowing me
>This continued until I came the absolute hardest I had in my life
>He kept sucking with my dick and making comments in between
>Felt another orgasm coming on not even two minutes after the first
>Just started slamming his head down in my lap until I finally came again

After that, while my head was still spinning, he was freaking out. Talking about how he had never gotten facefucked that well and was willing to do literally anything to have me come back. He even said he would change his fucking workschedule. Then he pulled out his wallet and said "I'm not joking, I literally will pay you to come by and facefuck me again"

That was 2 years ago.

bisexual dude told me he was a bisexual dude at some point online

didn't really care despite him weirding out thinking he just made me think less of him, told him not to show me any gay porn and not to hit on me and I wouldn't care

beyond some light banter it's not been brought up again and we're still buddies I guess. Even seminormal people can respect preferences that are not shared, despite possible initial spaghetti.

Stop calling me effeminate/passing as trap via text you homo

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>>35724883
Thanks bro. Like I said, I'm trying to be a good person.

>>35724923
Doesn't it suck? I swear to God I'm not trying to sound cute or be an anime grill. I legit cannot say what I want to say

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>have gay friend
>felt weird when he first told me, but forgot about it over time
>about a year after he told me
>my birthday comes up and he gives me a game I've wanted for a while
>he's kinda small and skellington mode while I'm /fit/ and taller
>hug him and pick him up for laughs
>he starts yammering "w-what are you doing, put me down!"
>screwing with him and say "no no no"
>feel something rising poking my waist after a bit
>oh...
>put him down and act like I didn't notice
>he sits down immediately and is red as hell

That was about a week ago. The idea never crossed my mind that he may like me. Or maybe it was just a reaction? He shot up pretty fast though.
I don't know, but no more hugs from me is happening anymore though.

>>35724975
get him to dress up girly and fuck him senseless

>>35724968
Yeah it really does suck. The more sleepy I get the worse the stutter is which is bad because I can never sleep well anymore.
Ah well, maybe someone does find it cute.

>>35724090
Too bad im not gay. I bet getting bummed feels fantastic.

>>35724988
Go die in old age and have a nice day Anon!

>>35725035
>Someone will find it cute anon!
You're a real nice guy, Anon. I'd give you a hug and wouldn't be upset if you pop a boner.

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>>35724090
Gucking kill your self stupid fag ZAP
http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html

>>35724925
You should have gone back.

>>35725081
>I'd give you a hug and wouldn't be upset if you pop a boner.
Are you straight? That only makes it better

I'd probably die from embarrassment if I popped a boner during a hug

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What the hell am I supposed to do if I'm a guy who wants to cuddle and hold hands with cuteboys but doesn't want to have sex with them?

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>>35725081
Rol, man

>>35724988
Nah, not into guys much
>>35725035
Not much else to share really. Only reason I could tell was because he was in thin shorts, and I was in just a t-shirt and shorts. So I easily felt it.

We didn't talk about it after. I'm a pretty good actor, so he probably thought I really didn't notice. The second I put him down, I grabbed the game staring at the cover like nothing awkward just happened.

>>35725113
I'm straight, Anon, just comfortable with my sexuality.
I'd probably flick the bulge with my finger and tell ya to stop being so excited. Enjoy that fantasy as much as you'd like, pal.

>>35725120
rethink your sexuality

>>35724975
>The idea never crossed my mind that he may like me. Or maybe it was just a reaction? He shot up pretty fast though.

Probably an involuntary erection. As a friend, he may also be crushing on you since you're forbidden fruit.

Just don't bring it up if you don't want to bang him.

>I don't know, but no more hugs from me is happening anymore though.

If you two used to be frequently touchy-feely, he'll notice. It'll probably make him feel bad too.

>>35724329
THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE STRAIGHT GUYS APPLY FOR PROTECTIVE GAY BROS NO GET OUT REEEEEE

>>35725162
Why would you say that? Oregano origami.

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>>35725154
Dude come on. Why are you doing this to me?

>>35725148
He probably knew it. I can picture the scene. You're just staring at the cover with a mile of silence between the two of you. He's beet red and fidgeting and you're starting to talk about how much you like the game and other crap to break the tension

>>35725215
>Why are you doing this to me?
I dunno, it's fun. Just tuck that thing into your waist band.

>>35724925
how to not get some kind of herpes?

>>35725198
because it's weird to want to be affectionate with entities you're not attracted to. It either means you might be in denial, or you might have a lack of physical intimacy which would make you want to cuddle even boys

>>35725243
Don't be stupid about things, obviously.
Wear a condom when doing anal and don't do anything if you have an ingrown hair or something.

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>>35724090
tfw I was the straight friend but ended up falling for my friend who came onto me

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>>35725232
I'm sitting in my dorm with my roommate, who is also a pretty good guy, hiding a boner now, and I'm blushing like some dopey faggot. Curse you, Anonymous, for exploiting my weaknesses

>>35725268
I mean from getting a blowjob I've heard stories

>>35725277
Is your roommate gay?

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>>35725251
It's pretty normal to desire intimacy and physical contact from other humans. I just don't want to fuck them necessarily. Or maybe I would if I found them cute, who knows.

>>35725302
No, he has a gf. Whenever she's over I go spend time at the library. Surprisingly me and him get along really well, which is weird because I'm a robot and he's kind of a chad

>>35725312
>it's pretty normal
then why ask in the first place? haha

>>35725269
I didnt know this was a thing

>>35725323
Dont you find it hotter when they're straight? Go give him that hug ;)

>>35725347
didn't know what was a thing ?

>>35725354
What? You want me to ask him for a hug just out of the blue? He's happily sitting at his desk and listening to music.

I'm not even that awkward...At least I try not to be.

Sometimes he hugs me when something good happens in his life and it feels nice

>>35725371
The power of dick

>>35725354
That's pretty hawt, Anon. AND I'M STRAIGHT

>>35725441
Well, it's not just about that. I actually like him romantically is the worst part. I didn't think I could

definitely want to fuck him though

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Stop being homosexual

>>35725485
Don't what else to say, just try to find someone else and keep him as a best friend.

>>35725434
Fair enough. Its gotta be tough to fight the urge to releave yourself.

>>35725513
nah, he's into me. We were friends for a while and then he flirted with me more and now we're boyfriends

I still like girls though, he's an exception

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>lied back closeted bi twink
>only person I hang out with
>want to make gay stuff everytime I see him
>tell him a while ago i like him
>he takes it as a joke

I just want a cute bf to cuddle with

>>35725551
Wait, what. How is any of this a problem to tell /r9k/ about then?

>>35725588
ask to give him a back massage

if he declines, forget it, there's no hope

>>35725655
I didn't start out gay like you all

>>35725588
Tell him it wasn't a joke, then.

>>35725680
Fuck off, retarded normalfag.

>>35725680
Nice comeback. I am straight, though.

>>35725681
But anon,I dont want to weird him out..

>>35725705
it's not a comeback. why are you in this thread then desu

>>35725533
S-Sometimes it is. It's been a few days since I've jerked off and I'm feeling really hot and bothered lately. I feel like I need to go take a long shower.

sometimes i think about stealing his dirty underwear and huffing it.

>>35724090

you are not gay sir you are a faggot know the diference

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>Had awesome older brother vibe gay friend from work
>Was always close and hung out all the time
>mfw I really discover i'm bi and he's moved away and I miss him so bad.

>>35725723
plenty of straight people in here

>>35725719
Then idk, whatever you want to do.

>>35725723
Cause it's interesting, man.

>>35724090
You have a whole board to yourself for this shit, why do you keep posting it here?

>>35725811
I don't mind these threads here. It's the sissy fag trap shit that should fuck off

>>35725868
I feel ya, man. That trap shit gets annoying.

>>35724090
What is it with robots and being gay? Are they born this way or have they become conditioned to become so after being rejected by so many girls and the only people who have ever shown genuine affection and friendship were males? Is this the notorious prison gay?

>>35726104
Both I'm pretty sure

>>35726104
It can be either of those, but also inadequacy/betaness (hence the bullying meme and overwhelming number of subs)

Bumping for cute homo stories

>>35724309
Nah, he's right.

>>35725728
Do it Anon give in to your desires.

Faggies on here who want to toy with their straight friends... Do not do it. If you're friends are truly straight, they'll be terribly creeped out and put off.

> be me
> grew up with same middle school/high school friends
>four of my friends turned out to be gay
>they were always coming on to me in obvious ways (I'm a manlet but I have an attractive face)
>one day two of them tried to reach into my pants and cup my cock
> nope.jpg.... extremely dismayed
> no longer friends

Don't do it, autists.

>>35724090
>When your straight friend who doesn't know your gay changes in front of you
my roommate does this
it shouldn't be allowed desu, how am I supposed to pay attention to what I am doing if he is changing in front of me

tfw no qt 3.14 fem bf

>>35727614
>>35727580
shoo shoo phone poster

Straight men are the niggers of gender, OP

>>35727737
What if i'm tablet-posting?

I was once princess carried to the nurse after hurting my leg in Lacrosse...I fell for the guy immediately

>>35727978
Sounds cute, greentext?

>>35728030
>hurt leg in lacrosse
>got princess carried to the nurses office
>fell for the guy immediately

>>35728120
10/10

oregenanomachines

>>35728120
Fuck man sounds amazing are you sure you aren't a poet?

That is because you have a mental problem.
Only politics have saved you from the gas chamber.
Plus your need to ban guns.

>>35725102
Wrong thread motherfucker

I have a gay friend, he has never admitted it but its so obvious.

I understand why you think we are like roasties but I don't try and lead him on. Still, I get what power the roastie feels. He is super nice to me all the time and is always down to hang out. Nicest guy ever but there are some weird moments where he stares at me and I look back and he suddenly pretends like he wasn't. Its w/e but he is closeted and like a lot of ya'll doesn't want to ruin our friendship.

not enough cute stories .__.

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Straights have only ostracized me and treated me like shit my entire life. You guys are lucky.

>>35729333

that's a shame anon, I hope you meet more open minded people who accept you for you in the future.

>>35729333
maybe you aren't cute? what's your height/weight? as a straight guy i'd only put my dick in qtbp

>>35729333
Have you tried being a normal person, you fucking queer faggot? I wish I could stomp the life out of you you fucking AIDS nigger.

>>35724090
I'm straight but I'm fat and ugly. What now OP?

>>35729502
if you did i'd carry them to the hospital and kiss them back to health ;3c

>handsome European hitler-youth kind of guy lifts at my gym, is like 6'1 and ottermode
>I swear he's like glowing or something
>I just want talk to him and fall asleep next to him and maybe kiss him on the cheek and maybe pectoralis majoris nohomo and also I would maybe consider brotein recycling for high test and max gains
g-guys i'm scared, I thought I was straight
wot du

>>35729333
fucking mental illness you degenerate also nice trap trips

>>35725154
>Just comfortable with my sexuality
Yeah I can really tell how comfortable you are being a faggot

>>35724214
Alright Mac, settle down

>5'8 feminine girl looking twink
>straight friend always makes me jerk him off when im visiting
I probably jerked him hundreds of times between being 12-15
Was hot af

>>35724299
That's cute, fampai.

>>35729698
A-anon I think your friend might be gay...

I'm glad I am fairly reclusive to avoid fags like you.

>>35729749
I really looked like a girl when I was young though. And he never touched me and insisted on nohomo every time kek

>>35724737
Because this board isn't straight-only and has constant discussions about sex? Pretty sure that means we're good.

>>35729761
Hot I bet you got all the girls (male)

>>35729824
I was too shy to come out. But we wrestled and shit as teens so much, wanted to lewd all my friends

>>35728698
Nah, man. I'm armed. I'd take a few of you with me before getting dragged off.

>>35726751
There's a difference between flirting and sexual assault.

>>35729906
how often do you fap thinking of wrestling escalating into gangbanging you?

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During my teen years, whenever I went over to my friend's house, he almost always would change in front of me. I don't know if he was gay or if it was because his parents didn't mature the hippie movement, but it was weird. One time he caught me changing and said "DUDE, OUR DICKS ARE THE SAME SIZE, LET ME TAKE A PIC!"

That's really fucking gay, right?

>>35730102
I'm more of a dominative bottom. I want to ride cute boys and hold them down while I watch them squirm

>>35730237
it's either too bad that you're relatively manly now and too bad that i'm not really feminine

it'd be pretty amazing to find a qt who'd want to dom a guy and be a power bottom.

>implying you'd look for that on fucking r9k like the rest of us losers anyway

>>35730151

It was perfectly fine up until the dick pic together part, that's some serious red flag homo shit there.

>>35724090
I am 23, which is older than ideal. Since I am a virgin, would by asshole be somewhat desirable? Would a top be turned on by my virginity or would he think "ugh too old"? I'm not really a twink.

its all fun and games when youre using a cute anime girl but behind the screen youre nothing but a disgusting reject

saged

>>35730395
I'm still pretty girly, my looks havnt changed much. Too bad I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere so cant really find anyone whew

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>>35724975
>no more hugs

but hugs feel warm and comfy

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>>35724090
>tfw I have a cute friend who isn't straight that i hang out with every week

>tfw i will never have a chance with him because im disgusting and ugly

>tfw he goes to bed and often comes back out of his room in nothing but his underwear to grab his charger or his wallet or something and has no problem doing this in front of me

>i want to kill myself because i'll never have a chance in hell

>>35724687
You know how guys turn gay in prisons? yeah..

>>35730623
Why are gay guys such lewd deviants?

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>>35730730
I think he's bi, not gay. Maybe he just considers me so disgustingly ugly he doesn't care that he's being a tease.

Fuck I'd give literally anything to bend him over and eat his ass and suck his dick....

>Did MDMA with Chad and his friend
>Slowly peaking on it, heart rate is increased
>Slight visual changes, feeling incredibly empathetic
>Moving autistically around the house because I just had to move
>Everyone is pacing and talking, the mood is great
>Suddenly people start sharing really personal thoughts about each other
>Everyone is now feeling accepted / validated
>Night goes on like this until we have to sleep
>Friend ends up sleeping in his bed but there's only one bed left
>So fast forward: I'm sleeping in a queen bed with Chad
>He's still feeling the effects of MDMA so he decides to cuddle me
>Feel this massive guy cuddling me like I'm a girl
>Not really feeling as high as him, almost completely sober
>Never done anything with a guy before and definitely nothing this intimate

Still think about it to this day. Such a strange thing. Maybe he was gay

>>35730776
YOU AREN'T PROVING ME WRONG ANON!

>>35730895
I know. Fuck, I know.

I fucking hate myself for not being attractive.

Please repent gays.

I pray for this board to be cleansed

>>35724687
Save us from this abhorrent degeneracy Mike "Turning Fruits into Vegetables" Pence!

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>>35724090
>tfw best friend is bi
>tfw comfortable enough with our sexuality he doesn't mind telling me he got his first BJ with his boyfriend a few days ago
>tfw he tells me he's gonna lose his virginity tomorrow
>tfw I bought him condoms and lube since he's self-conscious and shy in public.
Little weird, but I like having a bi best friend.

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>had straight friend who used to pat my head, run his hand through my hair or touch me at random times

>be on a hs school trip
>share a twin bed with another friend at the hotel that our class was staying at overnight
>wake up completely in his embrace while he was still asleep and probably forgot he wasn't in bed with a roastie

>be on a party
>game of spin the bottle turns wrong
>ends up in me kissing with several of my classmates including the one from the previous story and also having my nipples licked twice

>at uni
>hot classmate always treats me overly nice to and I always have a great time just talking with him
>develop a crush on him
Stupid tease.

>>35730990
how obscenely adorable

>>35730912
Work on your body then Anon it's hard but worth it.

>>35724925
awkward boner has arrived.

>>35724214
This exactly. We gotta earn our alpha points somehow

>>35724214
As a straight guy wi a twink friend i can confirm.

Too bad he isnt gay at all, migt be the straightest guy i know.

>>35724459
Tear his boipussy apart

>>35724090
>tfw you'll never have a gay twink friend who's secretly - not so secretly - lusting after your cock
Suffering.

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>Move to Canada because I was told it was more accepting of my gay shit
>Can't find a single guy interested in dating me, even tho I've tried all those normie websites and apps
Feels shitty senpai

>>35724090
>>>/lgbt/
Go back to your containment board attention-whoring faggot

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>set my Facebook status to "domestic partnership" in high school because I didn't know what it meant and I thought it was funny and I never use Facebook
>Queue 6 years of girls randomly losing interest in me and gay guys hitting on me
>Can't figure out why
>Is it the way I act? Lisp in my voice?
>Only just found out about the status last week and fixed it

I was fighting such an uphill battle all these years.... Hopefully it gets easier now. I'm totally straight.

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>>35724090
>Sleep at straight bros house
>Sleep in same bed because we up late gaming and laughing at dumb bs
>never mention sexual shit so he doesn't know i got the acidic blood virus/am gay
>Falling asleep one time after usual shit
>Silent
>Hear him roll over and he spoons me very lazily
>One hand gently gropes my butt
>Stops
>rolls back over
>Mfw

I don't feel anything for him but i got one hell of a tumblr fanfic vibe from that

>>35726104
No gay people are just attention seekers and mentioning their gayness at every turn so naturally they come here.

>>35732352
My god you are a massive doofus

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>have a classmate who is overly clingy
>also gets touchy for no reason
>try to distance myself because clingyness was getting uncomfortable
>like the contact

i know he's definitely straight, but i'm starting to question myself

I require more stories

>>35730583
define "bumfuck nowhere"

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Why do gay people toss around the word "cute" so much?

>>35734873
they're effeminate and most /r9k/ gays are just closeted AGP traps-in-denial who want to be girls

Males are literally the niggers of gender

>straight guy gets compliments/a date request from a gay person
>gets offended
I just dont get it, im straight and if some dude showed interest in me i would be flattered

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i like to read these threads and pretend the posters are super feminine traps but then i remember in reality they are all smelly and hairy and undeniably male looking men and i feel disgusted

>>35724090
as a guy who doesn't mind changing infront of his friends when going gym or wherever.

if you're gay, please tell me and atleast leave the room, i'd feel so betrayed dude.

>>35724090
>Le gay general
>Le I'm todally str8 guys!1!! xD

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>>35736914
Don't break the delusion for me please

You answered your own question. They do it because they don't know you're a fag.

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>>35724090

suk
u
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>tfw your sexual preference is only used to describe what gender I jack off to

>>35737710
i did not understand this post at all to be honest lad

>>35737780
perma virgin + hermit

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>>35734873
I don't know about them but cute things is what I live for

>>35724639
I'm new to having sex but I honestly don't even need to get off to be satisfied. As long as my partner gets off I'm happy. I guess I just like the idea that I'm making someone else feel good in an intimate way.
I love blowing the guy I'm with now. He's really sensitive after he orgasms and it's fun to tease him. And he's really rough during sex. It's nice just letting go of all my worries and let someone take control while fucking me silly.

>>35736558
You should.
Quality, good looking gays are very picky and if they think you look good you're doing something right.

>>35738441
>you're doing something right.
being born with good looking genes isnt doing much but i get your point

>>35738471
You can present yourself well.
Having a nice haircut, maintained facial hair, and being clean will take you farther than you think.
And not being fat.
All of those have nothing to do with genetics.

>tfw no gay bro who also sucks your dick and holds your hand in a bro way
>tfw no cuddling while watching movies with his head resting on my shoulder

>>35738546
>nice haircut
in reality that means having nice looking and soft and full hair == genetics

>>35738725
Eh, paint it however you want, but with that attitude I can see why you're blaming everything on genetics.

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>sister has a boyfriend
>when he's over often hear his grunts and moans when they're having sex
>recently ran into him while he was casually walking to the bathroom naked

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>>35738798
yeah this guy should just present himself better and he'd be 8/10

>>35738832
>receded jaw because of being a mouthbreather
their own fault
Surgery would make them a normie looking except the nose.

>>35738805
Suck his cum out of your sister

>>35738805
how did that make you feel? do you think he's cute?

>>35738832
I didn't say everyone was salvageable.

>>35738897
maybe he had an allergy since childhood that made breathing through the nose difficult and nobody ever told him that breathing through his mouth would fuck him up?

anyway, are you seriously trying to say genes dont determine whether someone comes out attractive or not? i've heard all sorts of shit on 4chan but this is just retarded.

>tfw straight friend teases me about being gay because he knows I have a huge crush on him

>>35739013
knock him out, tie him down, and when we wakes up ride his cock

>>35739013
>Tfw straight friend calls me cute names and grabs my butt sometimes

Why do they do this

>>35739175
The worst part of it all is he doesn't even live that far away from me, only about two hours, much closer than anyone else I know.

>>35739219
I don't know, he also says I'm cute when he teases me and I get all flustered. Maybe they're secretly bi-curious? but they're probably just fucking with us for fun

>>35739219
somewhat straight guy here

it's a joke, or he's testing the waters because he's horny

>>35724090
I would let my gay friend to blow me off
no homo tho :v

>>35724121
The rumor come out: does Bruno Mars is gay?

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>>35738933
i think he's sexy as fuck. maybe 5 or 6 years older than me (i'm 20) and pretty masculine looking. my sister's kind of a stacy so you can imagine what he's like.

i dunno if he noticed me taking a glance at his cock, but it felt exciting. if the noises he makes are anything to go by, he sounds very dominant and i have a lot of submissive fantasies

>>35724090
You have no friends, straight or otherwise.

>>35724780
I like ur style. Wanna hang out some time?

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>>35734873
i just wanna be a cute anime girl that's all

>>35734873
they're effeminate + they overcompensate for masculinity which is not cute

>>35739841
But anon, you're already cute

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>>35739891
thank you anon
i may be a cute boy but i am not an anime yet

tfw no qt 3.14 bf to cuddle all night long

>>35739979
I can help you with that anon
just cosplay my waifu for me

>>35739447
Straight guys are the worst. Seriously, it's like Stacy is teasing a robot and pretending to be into him. It's unfair

>Walking back to dorm with straightboi
>We get there
>He shoves me onto my bed and tells me to have a seat
>Doki Doki Doki
>Think he's going to confess to being gay, or make out with me
>Pulls up a chair
>No wait
>Starts complaining to me about a grill he's interested in

His smile and optimism: gone

>>35739451
>Somewhat straight

Explain

>>35740067
1-2 on kinsey

>>35740104
I see. What are your standards?

Hey why are homos so bad with homophones?
This faggot started contacting me on skype and he fucks up almost every homophone, it pisses me off.

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>>35739999
w-well who's your waifu
i do like the sound of cosplaying as an anons waifu..[/spoiler

>>35740147
Who knows, anon? maybe it could be you

>>35740129
it used to be just traps, now into some twinks as well

>>35740027
rip your hopes and dreams. I've never been that physically close to any one of my friends in real life.

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>>35740177
well.. what anime girl would you wanna dress me up as?

>>35740259
God it was a rush. My heart was beating out of my chest. He just came onto me so strong that I instantly reverted back to what I know in porn and anime. God damnit ;_;

>>35740262
Give me an email or something and maybe we can discuss it, anon

>>35740290
rip indeed, that was probably pretty embarrassing. maybe he didn't notice though since he was so focused on wanting to talk to you about the girl

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>>35740299
[email protected]

>>35740309
It was horribly embarrassing. I couldn't help him because I was so flustered. I'm pretty sure he didn't notice how hard I was blushing because he's so oblivious most of the time. Standard bro =_=.

Have you ever had an experience like that?

>>35724090
>>35724172
He has a point. If your friends aren't all gay haters then I think you should be fine coming out to him. If you keep it a secret and then later in life someone finds out you'll find out they would've accepted you

>>35740364
nope, I don't live anywhere near anyone, the closest person is the straight friend 2 hours away. everyone else is at least plane ticket away.

>>35730843
Nah it's normal. Straightest guy I've ever known always starts kissing everyone when he does drugs.

> be a straight male weeaboo
> best friend is a straight male weeaboo
> we jack off together onto dakimakuras because it's fun

u jelly gayfags?

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>>35740704
im actually extremely jelly
i love hot glue and daki humping and weeb boys so that's like my favorite thing ;;

>>35740775
plenty of weeb boys on r9k

what's your excuse

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>>35740870
none live close to me
and none ive talked to had a pillow fetish :<

>>35740959
well say where you live and watch people asking for your contact flood in

One day I took my shirt off in front of a friend who I didn't know was gay at the time.
He started gazing at me and awkwardly complimenting me. I felt raped 2bh.

>tfw I want to push myself off a cliff because I am ashamed of my homolust feelings

>>35741150
don't do that anon. I used to hate myself for being gay but I don't anymore. you just have to find people who don't mind you being gay, or just try and become more comfortable in your own body. the feelings will pass, but not on their own, you have to work on it to make it go away.

>>35741150
Why not push yourself into a loving boy's arms instead?

im straight but when a gay friend acts flirtatious with me i find it super validating

>>35741191
>>35741196
have any advice? thanks for the kind words by the way.

>>35741213
How do you people know so much gay men and how do you people always get flooded with compliments? Am I just ugly?

>>35741150
Chin up buddy. not gay but I'd give you a hug

>>35724172
Introduce them to your gay. If your gay doesnt have any more friends, then your gay must be lonely

>>35741215
I don't know, I never really had any issue with being into dudes since it really doesn't seem like a big deal at all.
If you want a proper relationship, I guess all I can really say is good luck, both men and women are really fickle and if you want something real it's going to be really difficult to find something like that.

>>35741196
>Tfw I will never feel safe cradled buy a gay man's strong arms
Life is too cruel.

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>gayboy snapchatting me and complimenting me

Take that roasties. At least someone thinks I'm cute

>>35741215
what really helped me out was having a close friend who I could confide in. I told them about how I felt towards guys and other feelings that I just kept inside myself until then, and they were really reassuring and understanding. you need positive reinforcement, and if you can't make yourself accept who you are on your own, try and find someone who will help you do that. it doesn't even have to be a sustained relationship, various anons have helped me quite a lot over the years.

>>35741820
kiss my forehead please

>>35742255
so just keep posting my feels on the internet. because actually finding a friend is a 0% chance.

Bumping for stories
Originolli Originolli let me make a posteroni

>closeted fag
>straight male coworker I've only known for like 4 months hugged me
>made my heart go doki doki

the thing that really puzzled me was that I wasn't attracted to him in any way yet getting hugged by another guy made me feel like that

>tfw autisitic
>never bothered even thinking about having a friend let alone some more with anyone
>gay person treats me really nice and is homo lusting I think

halp

>>35743058
I feel this way when anyone hugs me, hugs are magical.

>>35742884
it helped me, I don't know if it will help you though. I didn't make a friend until I was in 10th grade so maybe we're a little different with different outlets of helping ourselves.

>>35742884
I can be your friend, anon.
We can play games and talk about things you like

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>>35743159
>hugs are magical

>>35743296
I'm sorry anon, I'll hug you if you're close.

>When you're hanging out with friends and they all start looking at girls passing through and praising them
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>meeting up with a QT trans this Saturday
>been straight my whole life but this one is giving me serious homolust

Any advice from experienced homolusters? I'll give virtual hugs in return

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>tfw getting p gay feelings for last few years
>don't know if it's just prison gay or not
>will never find out

>>35743142
are you my original friend?

>>35743708
Thanks but you wouldn't find me, my neighborhood is buried in snow.

>>35743824
what?
or1g1n4l

>>35743917
I am homolusting after my friend

>>35743142
I'm experiencing the same. It's really scary and it makes me want to lock myself in my room so that I never turn gay

>>35743958
oh

Is he autistic?

>>35744018
I don't know my original anon.

>>35744038
Sorry I wish I could help you more anon. But I am just an autistic man on the internet

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>tfw no one will ever homolust after you
>tfw you will not one evening surprise them by pinning them against the wall and kissing them and revealing you're bi
>tfw you will never watch him freeze and blush and squirm when he finally realizes what you said

>>35744111
rip in lonliness

>>35743964
I kind of want to reciprocate but im scared

>>35744363
as long as you're not driven by desperation

let him know you've never been with a guy. It's not like telling a girl you're virgin; not a bad thing

I'm not gay but if I was in a situation like that and my friend told me he was gay, I'd probably tease him on purpose.

>>35724780
I want to fuck you until you bleed

tfw no qt to flirt with and mean it

>>35744769
such is this lonely life

>>35744397
I'll have to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I have a hard time asking someone where to find something in a shop. So this is very foreign to me.

>>35744890
Don't force it, is what I'm saying. If you don't want to go crazy over what words to use (like my own autistic self always does) then just get touchy feely with him, he'll be responsive ;)

>>35744181
iktf, life is pain

>>35744968
:)

ooorrr1ginali0

>>35745194
so what are you gonna do? arpegio

I used to have straight friends, now I have nothing.
So fucking lonely.

>>35745317
In all honesty i'll probably ignore him. Id like to think I wont but deep down I know im too autistic to do anything else.

>>35745382
I'm not into your head, so not sure whether to say "don't be such a puss"

or "good for you if you don't want to"

>>35729698
Pics? Let's see

>>35745476
anon I havent had a friend since grade school and all of a sudden there is on a man on me. Its just moving very fast

>>35741150
I don't mind gays, just don't import any shitskins from the middle East that will come after me to kill me, motherfucker.. and we'll be fine if you keep your end of the bargain. If not, I'm force feminizing you.

>>35745615
>since grade school

aww anon, that's pretty bad. It's been 3 years for me but this is bad. You must be attractive though, for a guy to lust after you despite your not talking to anyone

>>35745686
I try to look nice, it makes me feel better about myself. What happened to your friends?

>>35746050
I just don't keep touch with them. Being autistic has its perks; i'm mostly content with being alone

>>35746248
>i'm mostly content with being alone

same

>>35746050
Pics please

O-originali

>>35746771
I'm not posting my pics on 4chan.

>You will NEVER have a straightbro who will tease you and touch you for the sake of making you flustered

>>35747321
I'd do it to you, fag

>>35747360
W-Would you? Would you smugly push me against the wall and lean in like you're going to kiss me?

>>35747388
No, because then you'd have false hopes. Best you could hope for is an assgrab and spit in your mouth

>>35747417
>Spit in my mouth

I didn't know I wanted this

>>35747321
Have you tried being straight? My friends and I do some pretty gay stuff but I am pretty certain we are all straight.

We'll pretend we're gonna kiss, make gay remarks, etc. Honestly, if you were straight this would happen all the time.

>>35747510
I've tried being straight, but it's literally not possible for me. I always go back to being a faggot.

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>>35747509
[twos and oregano]

I thought the gays didnt like it when we got a little flirty with them

>>35747557
>Straight
>Have that saved

Sure you are...

>>35747590
im not the dude you were talking to and I'm definitely not straight

>>35747582
Don't be fooled, the gays of /r9k/ apparently love it. Buncha subby gaibois

They want to be teased and bullied

>>35747652
at least they want to advertise themselves as such, in order to be sexy

>>35747388
You were in the last thread don't you?

>>35724090
I wish you lived in IS in a tall building.

>>35747697
I'm not that guy but I know what thread and what story you're thinking of. Cute af

>>35747534
Just be a convincing trap, it makes it slightly less gay and guys may be tricked into banging you.

If you were a QT3.14 trap then you would have a chance.