I wipe until my ass bleeds but there's still shit on my underpants.
What do I do.
>>35722540
HE DID IT, HE SHIT HIS PANTS
LORD MOEBIUS WILL BE PLEASED.
dish soap cleans most stains
>>35722540
You should probably shower every couple of days
>>35722540
Butt plug man.
Buy some flushable wet wipes you stupid cunt
>>35723016
They're expensive.
Original poopypants comment
>>35722540
Roll up a few squares of ass paper and stick against asshole and leave it in your Crack. Remove regularly to reduce sweaty ass smell. Rinse and repeat.
Or eat more fiber and drink more water it helps the shit not to stick to your ass. But whatever op I got shit stains, blood stains (anal fissures and skin tags in asshole), and weird stains from God knows what.
>>35723056
Can you afford $3 every 2 weeks, or would you rather have shit stained undies?
>Americans still can't figure out the high and esoteric technology of "washing your filthy ass after you shit".
>>35722540
Do what I do.Put a tissue up into your asscrack. It's comfortable, absorbs sweat and moisture and keeps your undies clean.