MBTI thread, turboautism edition

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What kind of fantasyworlds do you INTPs have? What's the most you've expanded on one?

INTP and ISTP are the true robots.
INFP are failed normies.

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>>35721280
>all INTP are unbalanced, immature autists
This was written tongue-in-cheek, wasn't it?

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>>35721322
INFP are the feelfags
>>35721452
No it's 100% accurate :^)

>>35721309
Oh God I have so many.

I had one where essentially everyone is born with a blade when they're born (spear, glaive, katana, broadsword, etc. any type of weapon except bow and arrow or gun or other ranged weapon) and they're all randomized and each one has a certain power.

Sort of an anarchistic world, and there are Titans who are essentially people whose sword prowess and sword ability are incredibly powerful. For example, one character I visualized was a woman (Titan-class) named Sinaj and she owned a sword called Solitude. Essentially, it was an unseeable sword in the sense that if anyone lay their eyes on it they would go completely blind until they looked away or it wasn't in their field of view. When she drew it, she was pretty much invisible/hard to keep up with .

The world didn't used to be like this, though. Only occurred when a massive arming sword, known as "Palzian's Ire" landed in the earth and created a monument that can be seen from miles and miles away.

I have a lot more but that's the gist of it. Most of the story was going to revolve around a kid named Maz going around with his sword, Triplewing, and just fighting other baddies, teachers, travelling through well-established towns and even the occasional, rare city and explore more of the world's lore

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>>35721466
>once went one week without showering or going outside
Is that supposed to be long?

>>35721502
For me it was a month. Never received any comment on it though, guess I didn't smell that bad.

>>35721547
It has more to do with the fact that the internet doesn't support smells yet

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>>35721547
>Never received any comment on it though, guess I didn't smell that bad.
You smelled fucking rank, trust me.

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>>35721566
Gave me an original chuckle.

>>35721467
born with a bladed weapon*

>>35721577
>>35721566
Cheked, guys probably right

>>35721466
>feelfags
So, failed normies.

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>>35721280
oh do entp next

>>35722143
https://zombiesintelligently.com/non-fiction/myers-briggs/

>>35722103
you brainlets always think being a T type makes you smarter than F types, when in reality it just makes you the kid that sits alone at lunch wondering why no one likes him

spoiler alert: most jobs are attained through connections, if you can't empathize with people ur fukt

>>35722171
Never said anything about being smarter
I just said that INFPs were failed normies, which is true
Now fuck off

>>35722158
>https://zombiesintelligently.com/non-fiction/myers-briggs/

that was such a let down

>>35722250
triggered

oreganoo

>>35721280
I don't get the point about humor

>>35722301
now you know what type the guy was who wrote that

>>35721467
How much of this is taken from other things?
I just realized pretty much none of my fantasies are truly original but born from discontent with existing stories, even that which I am writing began out of a need to balance the bullshit I had consumed

>>35721566
that's funny
I go a few weeks sometimes
hard to see the point

>>35722250
having E*** is necessary to be a failed normie

INFPs might have friends and even be popular, but only with very specific types of people. SJWs and tumblrites for example

>>35721280
Is it weird that I'm a very tactile learner as an INFP? I like to take the notes and do the work myself and I learn a lot that way.

ISTP IS THE WORST PERSONALITY TO HAVE IN TERMS OF FINANCES, THE MOST ROBOT PERSONALITY IN GENERAL

fite me, heh :^)

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>>35721577
>when at the bottom when i went shopping today for dried fruit and havent showered in 2 weeks

when will normies learn?

>intps think they know better
What? This is INTJ. INTPs are more modest and beta.

>>35723266
Immature INTPs like to tell everyone their knowledge in great length even when nobody cares (because of Fe) and think that other people are stupid when they are "illogical"/not as autistic.
INTJs just might know better and could help, but they usually see no point. They don't care what other people are doing, as long as it's not annoying to them

who are the candidates for worst type

>>35724515
ISFP ISFJ ESFP ESFJ

>tfw ENTJ
>mood swings from hyped to bored to depressed to somewhat happy

Goddamn I sometimes wish I were ENFP and knew how to make art

>>35724807
>ENTJ
Are the memes about you ordering minions around all the time true?

>>35724515
ESFJ, ESFP, INTP, ISFP

>>35724843
I thought it was a funny meme at first but then I stared having a little more self awareness and I realized I do actually order people in almost every situation.

Whenever I go to parties or reunions I usually bring one friend and he is usually behind me all the time like a bodyguard

>>35724807
>Goddamn I sometimes wish I were ENFP
We have just as many mood swings if not more, my dude and we often wish we knew how to make science/business

>>35725978
That's funny. I have a ENFP friend who is studying engineering. I don't know how she does it, she's completely lively unlike most stem grads

Post your
>MBTI
>Mother's MBTI
>Father's MBTI
>Sibling's MBTI
>Ideal Partner's MBTI
>Favourite Fictional Character /w Your MBTI
>Favourite Fictional Character's MBTI
>Favourite Real Life Figure's MBTI

>>35726074
Fs do things for passion, not because they're the most logical or potentially profitable thing to do. She's happy because she genuinely fucking loves everything about her subject.

And she isn't as happy as she seems.

>>35726075
First tell me where I can find fictional character MBTIs.

>>35726174
literally google the last three words you posted or just infer

>>35721309
just one with lush green hills, mountains and comfy forests.

Oh, also a dessert world with towns influenced by traditional colonial mexican and arab styles (suns with faces, moons you get the picture) and with a bit of majora's mask influences

>>35726075
>>MBTI
INTJ
>>Mother's MBTI
ISFJ
>>Father's MBTI
INTP
>>Sibling's MBTI
ENFP, E/INTJ

>>35724887
hmmm, one of these is not like the others :^)

>>35726107
That's what I sense. Not really sure how to make her happy. Maybe encourage my bro to please her more IDK

>>35726075
>ENTJ
>ISFJ or ISTJ not sure
>ESTP
>INFJ
>INTJ
>Vincent Hanna from Heat
>ISTP
>ISTP

>>35724515
all sensing feeling types
literal retards

>>35726074
I'm ENFP and math, also one of the only lively people in the major. The engineers at my alma mater are all hard partiers though, wish the faculty of science was more like that.

>>35721322
This. I know that ISTPs have literally no hope.

>>35726441
At least throw in the names for the last two, anon.

>>35726589
>lead from Le Samourai
>Clint Eastwood

>>35726638
Ok no change the last one for
>ISFP - Kanye West

>>35726075
>ENFP
>ESFP
>ISTJ
>ISFJ
>INTJ
>Michael Scott from The Office
>Superman (INFJ)
>Dave Chappelle (ENTP)

>>35723527
I'm an intp and I could care less about telling people of my knowledge because it really isn't that great. Even if I were to play trivial pursuit. However I do know someone thats quite off the deep end like you describe

istp here
how do i stop being so awkward with girls? How do I stop being too nervous to talk to girls? i don't know how normies do it. girls never approach me because im a tall skeleton

>>35726075
>>MBTI
INTP
>>Ideal Partner's MBTI
INTP, INTJ, ENTJ, ENTP, INFP in that order
>>Favourite Fictional Character /w Your MBTI
Dr. Manhattan
>>Favourite Fictional Character's MBTI
Whatever Accelerator is (no idea)
>>Favourite Real Life Figure's MBTI
Whatever Tupac is (guessing INFJ)

Is INTJ just generic autism?

>>35727234
maybe as it's used on the internet, not in actuality though

>>35726075
>ENTJ
>ESTJ
>Unsure, probably INTP
> Only child
> Either ENTx or xNFJ
> Francis Urquhart
> INTJ
> ISTP

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>tfw INTP
>good looks
>good intelligence
>good at most things i try
>good work ethic
>total fucking robot and this impedes me from using any of the above in any useful application

feels fucking kys

>MBTI
>pet that you own or want to own, if any

>INFP
>cat

>>35727003
>how do i stop being so awkward with girls?
Try talking to them more. It seems like it's the basic underlying advice I keep seeing.
>tall skeleton
DYEL?

>>35727228
>Favourite Real Life Figure is Tupac
literally, no joke, as a real life situation, go and take your life

so any ENTJ female (male) around?

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>>35724746
>>35724887
>tfw ISFP
>oringinally

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>>35721280
tfw intp-t master race, come at me bitches

>>35726075
>intp/istj
>untested
>untested
>untested
>anything as long as e`s a good person
>uncertain
>untested
>untested

INTP lads how the fuck do you focus? I set goals fine but then never achieve them and feel like I want to neck myself for wasting days and money over and over

Just did it, got INTJ

Is that a good one

>>35730865
You probably procrastinate with the internet. Learn to control your internet habits by placing add-ons who only let you visit stupid sites for some time every 2 hours or let you visit only 1 tab/window at a time.

>>35730877
Prob wrong. Check for your cognitive functions and how you use them. I know it's tumblr but the guy wrote really well about the functions.

http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/

>>35730911
Why? It was all strong except for Judging, which was marginally or no different to Perceiving

>>35730903
I do waste a lot of time on the Internet, have tried using page blockers before but I inevitably uninstall them

Also true to r9k I constantly feel tense (not socially autistic though), should I go to therapy? Every time I consciously take in a deep breath I realise how tensed up I am and it's getting to me

>>35721467
>melt down the unseeable sword
>forge armor with it

literally no one can kill you as long as you're wearing it unless they get a lucky shot on you while they're covering their eyes.

>>35731048
>tense
english is not my main language, could you elaborate.

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>>35730939
Because most tests are bullshit. You see yourself differently every few months. That's why a lot of people report different results they had over the years.

You need to learn the cognitive functions and see which ones you use.

>>35731163
Basically you can't relax (stressed or anxious)

>>35731179
>You see yourself differently every few months
Is this a neurotypical thing or something? I've seen myself the same for as long as I can remember.

>>35731250
I don't know if this is the right advice for you but maybe read "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck" by Mark Manson.

>>35731342
MBTI and the cognitive functions is called gestalt psychology or perception psychology. Your result is how you see yourself. People gain new insights about themselves every few months and thus it seems like you change personality type.
But actually you never change your type, you just change the way you take in information and how you apply it. That's what cognitive functions are. Your dominany cognitive function is how you interact with information given to you.

>>35721309
Any fantasy i have has to be based in some moral/philsophical belief of mine. I often dream of farm life because being self reileint is comforting to me.

>>35731410
I'll have a look at that, cheers

Do IxTx types tend to be more right-leaning?
Aside from the few INTJ fedoralords who call themselves true communists, I mean.

>>35732775
All thinkers are slightly more right leaning.
SJs are the most likely to be backwards conservative, while NFs seem to be the most regressively left. SPs seem to give only few shits, and NTs are quite diverse, also supporting independent and alternative shit like ancap.

>>35732848
>SPs seem to give only few shits
ISTP and I want muslims to stop shitting up my country
I don't care about economics as long as the goatfuckers leave

>>35732848
I'm an ENTP progressive liberal. I don't know about what you said about T types being more conservative. Hasn't been my experience with people I've met but it depends a lot on where you live.

>>35732775
why should I blindly follow someone else's definition of correct? why limit yourself to left or right when you can assess each situation on its own and pick the best policy, regardless if it fits some arbitrary political orientation?

anyone who isn't politically pragmatic is overly blinded by his emotions when it comes to politics

>>35732958
>anyone who isn't politically pragmatic is overly blinded by his emotions when it comes to politics
Not really.
I subscribe to most policies the right has, I'm not limiting myself to anything I just agree with the majority of what can be considered as right leaning opinions

>>35732925
I said more right leaning, not more conservative, and I also said slightly.

>>35732918
Like NTs SPs can also be all over the place. I'd say that there are stereotypical love & peace stoner ISTPs, as well as those telling you that the "fucking A-rabs should go back to Eye-raq".

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>tfw someone talks about mbti types and uses I/E, T/F. N/S, P/J instead of cognitive functions

>>35733002
It's legitimate to do so on occasion. If you say that SJs act in a certain way, you also implicitly say that Si is responsible for it. You don't always have to spell everything out.

>>35732993
I'm supposed to be a "thinking" type but I get irrationally angry at progressives.
True ideological leftists who know what they're talking about don't bother me much, it's the young tolerant liberals that I can't stand.
Why am I being so emotional over something that doesn't fucking matter?

>>35732985
if you aren't limiting yourself why call yourself right leaning? that's just needless shoehorning

then again we are in a MBTI thread... nah, I get you, it's easier to just say you are right leaning then explain what exactly you believe in like an autist

>>35733059
I was thinking more about sensors vs intuitives kind of thing. Still ESTJ and ESFJ have Si aux and ISTJ, ISFJ are Si dominants.

>>35733080
>most opinions belong to the ideological right
>the rest doesn't matter (eg. I don't care about legalizing weed but it's not a pressing issue because I'm not a stoner piece of shit)
>therefore call myself right leaning
I don't see how that's shoehorning anything

>>35733061
Because stupid irrational feelers are annoying. Doubly so when they enforce their emotional delusions onto society.

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Also found this related to politics on 16p. Doesn't have many respondents yet, so many types aren't representative unfortunately.

colors going from bottom to top
dark green: democrats
blue: republican
yellow: independent
red: tea party
light green: green party
neutral green: libertarian party
dark blue: constitution party
brown: other

token isfj reporting in
this is not the world i wanted to be born in

>>35733163
what kind of world do you want ?

>>35733129
Yeah but I shouldn't be getting angry at them
They're like children, they're just repeating shit they heard without thinking,yet I still feel involved

>>35733193
a world where it is not advantageous to not help people

>>35732848
SJ's are traditional thus conservatives. SP's don't really give a fuck and shit on all ideologies for fun. N's are abstract and thus always support something fringe.

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https://www.16personalities.com/articles/the-us-political-personality-i-parties

Even better. Can't be arsed making screenshots of all the important graphs, maybe someone else can.

>>35733202
somehow I just know you're underage

>>35733103
it's a bit philosophical I guess, so feel free to ignore me, I just have half an hour to spare and nothing to do

you say "most", but that's not "all", therefore there might come time when some new issue pops up which you will solve with left leaning principles - but then can you truly call yourself right leaning?
that's like saying the next person to come out of the door will be white just because the previous 50 were

if I ever became a buddhist (insert religion of your choice) and met another buddhist, you know what I would do? I would do nothing, because I'm not a buddhist for him and I don't care that he is one, I became a buddhist for myself, not to be a part of some club
the point is, why call yourself right leaning just so you can be part of some group?

>>35733202
That's only human, mate. Also INTP.

>>35733211
>a world where it is not advantageous to not help people
So a world where altruism would be prevalent? Is there a time period you'd like to travel?

Mijn vader heeft juist mijn moeder gebeld, naar het schijnt is een aanslag op de meir in Antwerpen.

>>35733202
I agree with you, but I've also noticed the same with self-identifying alt-righters. They parrot some shit they've heard or read on the internet, their arguments are highly reliant on evoking emotion and not half as rational as they would like to make you think.
It's often resembles the SJW style but on a different spectrum.

>>35733253
sure
not particularly. any time with sufficient space travel would be ideal but that's irrelevant to altruism

>>35733288
One last question - what's your stance on traditional family? Is it necessary or it's outdated?

>>35733276
Why do you assume that only the left has stupid irrational feelers? Insecure much?

>>35721280
this is fucking atheists astrrology you autsitic little biiiiitches

>>35733324
I thought that that chain of replies was about progressives, not feelers vs thinkers.

>>35733318
define traditional family

>>35733223
not an argument bub
>>35733242
>Also INTP
What does it have to do with INTPs in particular?
>>35733276
Yeah, that's true, although they don't bother me as much as the leftists since I'm biased. I'll admit the muh white children faggots are annoying as fuck
As soon as someone starts talking about a subject they don't know shit about, yet still claim a moral high ground, I get autistic real fast.

>>35733342
t. ISTP

>>35733387
>define traditional family
kids with father and mother as oppose single mom policy.

>>35733389
>I, an legal child, know more than those dumb feelers because I'm le superior logical type!

>>35733429
You seem to be insecure seeing attacks on feelers everywhere.

>>35733415
i don't have any articles on the subject and it's not really of personal concern so i have little interest in it. i know male/female parents are statistically healthier than lesbian parents. i think it really all depends on how the kid is raised, the nurture.

>>35733460
I might've said it in a wrong way. I meant to ask whenever you wanted to have a family someday?

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>>35733429
>le underage
I turned twenty seven months ago :^)
Why are you so upset?

I did the test and got ISFP-A is that bad?

>>35733600
Not really. It's one of the most extroverted introvert types (another is ISFJ)
>ISFPs are gentle caretakers who live in the present moment and enjoy their surroundings with cheerful, low-key enthusiasm. They are flexible and spontaneous, and like to go with the flow to enjoy what life has to offer. ISFPs are quiet and unassuming, and may be hard to get to know. However, to those who know them well, the ISFP is warm and friendly, eager to share in life's many experiences. ISFPs have a strong aesthetic sense and seek out beauty in their surroundings. They are attuned to sensory experience, and often have a natural talent for the arts.

>>35733600
Not really, seeing a Fi dom that tests as assertive is refreshing, even though the A/T dichotomy is bullshit.

>>35733497
oh. i'd like a romantic companion but i desire no kids

>>35733664
>i desire no kids
Why not?

>>35721280
Can someone tell me if this is an INTP thing?
I often feel disconnected from what's going on around me. I often forget that I have a face or what I look like and it feels like my body is no more than an vehicle/avatar to get around in.

>>35734689
>depersonalization
yeah, it's INTP thing.

>>35733149
Wtf I love ESTJs now.

>>35734746
Thanks, just wasn't sure.

>>35734765
It's very likely that only one or two ESTJ participated. Nevertheless, Republican STJs are bound to be high in percentage.

>>35734689
INTJ here, sometimes I feel like that too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derealization

>>35734787
It fascinates me that some personalities congregate into political parties. The ESFJs are truly surprisingly. I wonder what it could be that causes this? Do you have any ideas?

>>35721309
That one with magic, where all people are dependent on "mana". There are so many types of it, and so many traditions for it's compsumption.

Actually people there are no more than living parts that extract mana from surroundings for giant worm that literally eats stars. They can use some for magic too. It isn't religion it is just well known fact.

Also the magic "school" is located in hyperspace and has portals too every part of the world. It makes traveling ez and simple.

And no language barriers too. There are dozens of dialects but the writing system is pretty much the same. It's seemingly overcomplicated but powerfull and elegant.

The best thing that I like is to develop some lore and language.

>>35734838
I would disregard the sensor statistics on that thing, the sample size is too small.

All SJs have the cognitive function Introverted Sensing (Si) high in the stack. Si is a function that likes familiarity and security and uses subjective past experiences as a guide for the present/future.
If something has worked out decently well in the past, they will be highly resistant to any kind of change in that respect. They have a dislike for novelty, especially if it's novelty for its own sake or a perceived radical change.
STJs will use their Extroverted Thinking (Te) to assess if change is worth it, based on impersonal metrics (efficiency, standards, systems), SFJs will use their Extroverted Feeling (Fe) based on personal metrics (harmony, the well-being of everyone, ...). Thus, SFJs are more likely to be receptive of current ideas like equality or social justice, even though they can still be seen as fairly conservative (not necessarily in the political sense) in general.

>everyone on the internet is an intp/intj//infp/infj/
i want this dumb fucking meme to die

>>35735125
Sounds like horseshit. Go to Facebook or Instagram and make the average joe take the test.

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>>35731093
>Forget where you leave the unseeable ingot
>Now you have no sword or armor
Nice going dumbass

>>35735125
>>everyone on the internet is an intp/intj//infp/infj/
>i want this dumb fucking meme to die
Probably because those types flock to sites like 4chan/reddit while othter types don't.

>tfw intp-t and every meme on here about intps and how we're all failures describes me perfectly

I gave it a good try, lads, but it's true, I seriously can't finish or succeed at anything. Too much of a pussy to off myself so I guess I'll just wait until my life falls apart and leach off my parents.

>>35735047
You have an incredible amount of insight on the topic, anon! I really appreciate this information. Say, from where have you obtained this information? Ive only ever read Gifts Differing. Could you point me towards some more info on the subject?

>>35721280
Cracked me up, especially the trivial pursuit part.

>>35735903
Mostly just reading about and mulling over it, specifically the cognitive functions, for 1-2 years. Just immerse yourself into the topic and you'll learn. Make sure the source is knowledgeable. One good site has been posted here already >>35730911, even though I'd generally keep away from tumblr other than this one.
You can also have a look at Michael Pierce's Youtube playlists called "The Sixteen Types" and "The Types Revisited".

The site personalityjunkie also has a few good articles, its author has also written 2-3 ebooks that are quite decent.

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>tfw ISTP bringing up my Ni and Fe stats through years of training

>>35721280
>This trait is extra extra pronounced
what an intelligent piece of writing. i'm sure is from a reputable psychologist and is peer reviewed

>>35736983
psychologists debunked mbti test long time ago.

>tfw I'm such an asshole that seeing my mother getting sick only annoys me because she keeps whining
what the fuck
I unironically wish I could bash her skull in sometimes

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>>35721466
>mfw ENTP
>mfw actually did that

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INFP's post your
>Career or major
>Videogames you are now playing
>Your opinion on the wage gap
>Solve this elementary math problem: 9 / 3(2+2)

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Why is this so accurate
This describes the problems I had with a INTP friend perfectly

>>35737667
its normal to feel that
just dont do it and there is no problem bud

>>35737842
>neet
>Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
>It's a myth.
>3/4

>>35738002
>its normal to feel that
really?
I feel kinda bad for saying this but she just isn't a person I enjoy being around
when she tries being affectionate I just don't react
I've always found her annoying but it's getting worse

>>35737881
Doesn't ring true for me and my INTP buddy. We often debate intensely and initially disagree, but always come to a mutual and often new understanding.

>>35738099
It depends on the maturity level

>>35721309
currently I only have fantasy words where I am terminally ill

>>35737842
> musician
> Rocket League, Blackwake, Osu
> 3/4

>>35738361
Forgot to say wage gap is bs