What's a good job for a socially awkward virgin?

>>35721265
who is this qt scorpfu?

Any job that you can do on nightshift.

Cleaner.

Work at night for extra cash. You'll never have to work with other people. You can also get a street sweeper machine license, if you want it to be extra comfy. Then sit on your ass and enjoy

>>35721313
This. Overnight stocker here

>>35721265
Is this the new Berserk movie?

>>35721265
A nurse.

>>35721670
That job sounds difficult to get into. I just dropped out of college.

>>35721265
Try truck driver, you drive to different cities by yourself with minimal social interaction. You're literally just driving, I can't imagine an easier job than this.

counsellor

>>35721816
This job sucks fucking ass don't do it.

>>35721265
Something that pushes you out of your comfort zone and introduces you to people, but not like retail or restaurants where you work with the worst of humanity.

Could you be happy in an office?

>>35721816
but you have to deal with traffic, and it really sucks if the cargo gets screwed up. If it was night driving, then that would be perfect since no one is on the roads.

>>35721816
DON'T DO THIS SHIT

My uncle was one and while he enjoyed it, you have to work hellish hours. I can't imagine a robot liking this.

>>35721265
Security guard (nightshift) or working at a tollbooth

>>35721816
Im too incompetent to drive a tractor trailor truck salely on road. Dont know how they do it.

>>35723221
Can confirm. I'm doing it right now and I've never been more miserable.

At least with working other shitty jobs you can come home and play vidya online and you're not working weird fucking hours every day.

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>>35721265
occupation: Driver

>>35721265
Remote programmer
You work from home and rake in bandz. Travel literally anywhere you want when you want. I'm currently planning on a trip to Japan soon.

>>35721265
most things nigh shift. More so if the place is closed/power off at nigh.

Join the French Foreign Legion. Nobody can communicate with anyone to begin with so everyone starts on equal footing.

>>35724070
Are you self taught or did you go to school?

>>35721341
When I did this there was a normie there who tried to make small talk with.

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>>35721265
>this image was supposed to discourage people from having sex without condoms
>just gave me a boner instead

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>>35721265
>not posting the superior picture

>>35724316
I'm self taught. I taught myself programming and I'm nlalso teaching myself different maths

>>35721313
>>35721341

Except in warehouses. Nightshift is normie central.

>>35721265
Woah WTF that pic?!!

>>35724880
who is this qt spiderfu?

>>35725005
what should i look into learning if the most programming ive done is fizzbuzz tier

>>35725071
It's his wife, you impertinent bastard.

>>35723273
>working at a tollbooth

I really want to try this. Short of driving up to one and asking how to apply, I don't know where to start. Hardly any of them around here anyway. I can only think of one off the top of my head.

>>35724880
WEB THAT PUSSY UP

Say a cute giant scorpion was laying on your bed, scorpions legs spread wide open, revealing her wet scorpion pussy

Would you?

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>>35726648
Of course; I'm not gay.

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Retail Nightcuck here. Best job I've had since I barely have to talk to or see anyone. My co-workers are foreigners so I can't talk to them. Still feel like shit every day but it's slightly better than the other side.

>>35725041
Only normies I see are during the 1 hour the store is open for trading. I don't even acknowledge my co-workers as people so they can't be normies.

>>35723443
My ideal hours for otr trucking would be being able to drive for like 16+ hours and then sleep without being glued to a rigid day-night cycle. I sleep best when I'm actually tired before falling asleep. (which never seems to align with the sun)

But how is the reality of trucker sleep? I want to become a truck driver this year.

>>35721313
Except at Hospitals.

>>35721816
This job is great for the average robot, let alone the average normie.
You get worked insane hours and barely have any time off, but the pay is good. I only did it for like 10 months before I couldn't take it any more.
Doing too much damage to my body and dispatchers did not give a single fuck about my wellbeing.

>>35728044
*isn't great
holy fuck don't do this job is what im trying to say.

>>35725150
Tutorialspoint to start. After you go through like 10 language tutorials try learning about machine learning 3d graphics and computer vision. Really explore every subject you can. Join an open source project and that'll get you the kind of experience That creates a job.

So how easy is it to get a night shift? I've never had a job before, and I am obviously a fucking robot, so if I somehow got an interview and requested night shift I see the manager person thinking "what so you can't fucking handle working during the day is that it you're going to end up wasting my time when you have a breakdown?"

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>>35728063
but are you even a kissless virgin? of course a normie isn't going to like a job that cripples their social life

>>35721816
>hey anon why dont you ever talk on CB radio

>>35725527
just ask the toll worker when it is slow