You have 10 seconds explain why you do not have older mommy girlfriend

They don't exist, and if they did they wouldn't want me

I do have one anon, but she is also a sadist.

>>35721082
Are you retarded they do exist

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>>35721020
you have 10 seconds to explain why you're a small dicked tripfag

>>35721133
you have 10 seconds to explain why you have someone elses genitalia saved just to post it whenever you see them

>>35721233
probably to shame them, why do you think?

they don't like NEETs that are almost 30

>that feel when they used to hit on you when you were 20
MISSED OPPORTUNITY

>>35721122
>citation very much needed

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>>35721233
>implying I didn't just find that by typing his name into google image search

>>35721248
i think you're probably gay

>>35721277
why do you think i am gay?

>>35721314
>why do you think i am gay?
>>35721133
that

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>tfw no qt christmas cake gf to cuddle with
>tfw no ara ara in my life

>>35721020
Sauceriginal

All women hate my guts, including women(male).

But I do. She's 12 years older than me and Japanese

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>>35721835
>You will never be a teenager again
>You will never be seduced by the qt Christmas cakes

>tfw no mommy gf
I'm a 20 year old boy who needs guidance and a nice lewd mommy

>>35722328
"japanese"-american or homegrown jap?

>>35722356
Japanese japanese. I wouldn't touch westernized women with a ten foot pole, so I moved to Japan.

i have no idea where to find one

>>35722392
yeah, decent quality older women are easier to find there since no one gets married and no one gets fat

>>35721020
H-how do I get one? I want one really bad.

>>35721020
Nigga I'm tryin! the fuck! most moms these days are stupid whores who took too much raw dick in their teens. I want an actual 40 something milf, hell I take 50 if she keeps her shit tight. sadly at 26 I'd just be a regular bf to them if not a boytoy.

>>35722462
Also, older men here all go for the younger women. Women over 30 really aren't desired here, especially by younger men. You'll see dozens of 50+ year old guys with 20 year old women, but I've never seen another couple where the woman is visibly older than the man.

One thing I do see often is taller women with shorter guys. Height doesn't seem to be a big deal here. Then again, women here are pretty eager to settle down fast.

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I would love one, but I want kids and I don't want them to be born downies.

>>35721020
I do... well kinda. Shes only a few months older than me (we both are 19) but has the thicc hourglass build, shes 5 inches taller than me too (5'7 me, her 5'11). It's a good feel desu

>>35722551
>women over 30 really aren't desired here especially by younger men
which is even weirder, since japanese guys are even more submissive and fucked up than we are, and the women age like 20 years slower

where in japan?

>might be moving there soon

>>35721020
why don't you post on /v/ anymore rugga

>>35721277
>>35721343
>>35721233
>so insecure about his sexuality seeing a dick makes him uncomfortable
Seems like you are the faggot here

>>35722742
Im not insecure about my sexuality. Im impartial to it

I'm 18

qt's in their 20's and 30's seem to be more comfortable flirting with me for some reason.

I can kind of understand because publically I act presentable, happy and courteous while I'm a tired-looking edgelord within my comfort zone aka my age group

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ara ara
bump

>>35721020
all the older ladies that like me are fat and busted looking

>>35722733
Rangebanned there on my network

I don't know if I could handle a mommy gf. How do they even act? Are the dominant and tell you what to do? Is there such a thing as a submissive mommy gf?