/britfeel/

>>35720618
>HWNDU flag
good lad, hopefully it doesn't stay too long

First for crusade against the British Caliphate

>New job
>things are going okay
>last week they reduced my shift hours by half
>okay.... maybe a one off
>this week cancelled two shifts and reduced hours
>literally had 12 hours week

Okay. They are fucking me up the arse now, aren't they?

I don't even understand. I'm performing above average and passed my trial. Why are the fucking me?

>>35720683
If it doesn't get replaced with a Union Flag within the weak I'll be pissed

>>35720702
They typically do this to try to make you quit. They don't want to deal with having to fire you, so if they make life unbearable or make the job unworkable then you'll quit and they get an easy life.

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>>35720740
>weak

I agree with you anyway

>>35720764
why would they want him to quit when he's new

>>35720771
Ah fuck I'm tired is all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUr4rqs6SEU

get up and kill whoever is closest to you

GTA lads what colour should I make the crew?

>>35720788
Because he's shit at the job?

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>>35720820
red like nazis

heil hitler

>>35720771
>>35720740
How am I supposed to feel pride in this place when cucks from here are defending pakis religously after they've just gone and killed people.

>>35720820
pink. you know its a strong, masculine colour

>>35720841
don't most places have a probation period where both can cancel employment whenever they want?

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lads the day has been pretty terrible so post waifus

I need some cute girls to cheer me up

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

DON'T ORDER TAKEAWAYS FROM PAKI OWNED SHOPS FOR FUCKS SAKE

You selfish pathetic bastards.

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>>35720740
2bh, if you have a flag pole and you don't plonk a Union Flag on the end of it, you don't deserve a flag pole.

Unless you have 2 flag poles and there is already a Union Flag on the other one.

>>35720881
Oh yeah no problem lad, I'll just get a chicken madras from a white owned shop.

>>35720764

I'm really worried. I suspected this as a pessimist, I can't hack going back on the dole again.

I'm applying myself and meeting targets. The only thing I'm not doing is 'socialising' because I'm a fucking robot and I'd rather read my kindle than talk about x factor or whatever the fuck.

I only ask for advice because a fellow trainee who I started with, got all his shifts for the last 2 weeks and only I and a few others got the shaft. I book my shifts the moment the email notification comes up.

I don't know how to approach this. I've booked maximum shifts next week under the assumption they'll cancel some shifts (giving me the amount I'd like). Will know soon enough the extent of fuckery.

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>>35720877
I want to breed a spider girl

>>35720891
I have two flag poles in my garden. Union Jack flying high on one of them. EU flag flying proud on the other.

>>35720900
Oh yeah, lad. Because it's essential that you stuff your face with chicken madras

>>35720881
>Boycotting my only sauce of happiness

absolute madman

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>>35720618
Laughing at Britbongs edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Okay I have created a crew if anyone wants to play GTA. It's titled Britfeel

>>35720927
The EU flag was so boring. I'm glad we're getting rid of it.

>>35720881
how do i know if they're paki? do i have to get passports and shit before hand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y41DvPst72w

found on /pol/

>>35720928
Why should I give up something I like just because you're a daft racist?

>>35720948
Fucking hell I love /pol/ sometimes

>>35720841

I passed trial early and received bonus on 2 weeks out of 5. I'm meeting targets and was acknowledged for it.

Only last week and this week things are going downhill, and the excuse they gave me is 'limited slots' and 'not enough work'.

But as I said earlier, other trainees are getting full shifts.

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>>35720857
I find it helps when you are Nationalistic for the values of your country, not necessarily those in it.

If someone said to me that they'd kill a random Brit, or a random foreigner and I had to decide which, I'd still save the Brit. I still love the people of this country, I just think they've lost their way, partly due to the degraded society they have had to grow up in.

2bh I think the UK is beyond saving, but I'm sticking with it until the end. It ceased being a world power after WW2, but the Good Friday Agreement and the creation of a Scottish Parliament were the final nails in the coffin

>>35720857
fair shout. what are people saying on facebook? i am curioius. annoys me that the normies are defending pakis. i dont understand why muzzies dont see all this terrorist shit as a wake up call that islam is a fucked up religion

>>35720841
Lad said he was good at the job, performing above average. My guess is they don't like him, maybe he doesnt "fit in". This is the bullshit with zero-hours contracts though.. that they can do that.

BTW can i say a big BTFO to any tory-sympathisers, there were a few in the last thread. Few posts insulting poor people blaming them for being poor explaining its because they're stupid. They literally justified it by some propoganda bullshit show probably aired on Channel 5. Fuck that shit.

>>35720881
You shouldn't be doing this anyway, regardless of your politics

Pakis wipe their arse with their hands

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>>35720948
my sides were not prepared

>>35720907
If you want to be really cheeky then just go in when they cancel you. Tell them you didn't get any messages saying your shift was cancelled. They'll probably just let you work the day instead of sending you away.

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>>35720927
>Flying an EU flag

Talking about race, pakis, terrorism, is fucking boring. People do that on /pol/ all the time. Can we not feed the american trolls coming here. We have a fuck ton of terrorist attacks and it's a small country but we are predominantly shutins and aren't at risk to terrorist attacks so why do we have to all get in a flap about it?

Had a few beers today pals, but still not fapped. Anyone else had a stint of nofap before? or currently are?

>>35720994
Not all poor people are poor because they are stupid, but definitely plenty of them are.

>>35720881

Yeah i'll go to the fish and chip shop instead
................................................

no wait, white people refuse to do service jobs, kek. get fucked

>>35721007
Flying flags generally is just funny.

>>35720949
It works against the interests of the British people. Skin colour has nothing to do with it. They are invaders and shouldn't even be here.

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>>35720877
Waifus are gay, lol

>>35721031
I try nofap from time to time, but the problem is I get even less productive because if i dont let it all out i spend all my time thinking about lasses i know who aren't interested in me who i really like. It's a bit sad really but I guess it's good there's a solution to the problem.

>>35721031
>We have a fuck ton of terrorist attacks and it's a small country but we are predominantly shutins and aren't at risk to terrorist attacks so why do we have to all get in a flap about it?

probably because its our country that is being attacked. im a shit in for the most but i do go out sometimes. its not even a case of being a shut in though. its the fact that our own people have been victims to terrorist attacks. this is the first attack on england in a while.

>>35721070

Piffle.

>>35721070
Thank god foreigners are here otherwise I'd have to eat bland British food all the time. Fuck that.

Nationality is just a shared fiction anyway lad. Who gives a fuck who is here? Just loosen up and enjoy life, stop getting stressed out about stuff you have no power over and enjoy a nice curry.

>>35721090
>probably because its our country

What kind of normie thinks this shit?

If you're a robot, this isn't your country. Society despises you. Let them all blow each other up.

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>>35721067
At least fly the English flag (or which ever country you are from)

Or your county flag. UK county flags are aesthetic as fuck.

>>35721090
>Our country
>Our own people

You probably hate London if you're anything like the rest of brit/pol/ so why do you suddenly care so much about what happened in London?

>>35721104
>Thank god foreigners are here otherwise I'd have to eat bland British food all the time.

Agreed! We dont have supermarkets and the internet doesn't exist so we're forced to eat bland food. Refugees Welcome!

My "country" is those I am of a mind with. Where they were born, where they live, the language they speak or their colour is irrelevant.

>>35721104
>Who gives a fuck who is here? Just loosen up and enjoy life, stop getting stressed out about stuff you have no power over and enjoy a nice curry.
That's really foolish and an excellent way to get people to take advantage of you.

>>35721104
Learn to cook you utter, utter moron.

>>35721120
>tfw my county's flag breaks the rule of tincture

>>35721120
Shetland pride reporting in.

>>35721120

Nationalism is funny.

>>35721109
>this isn't your country.

not sure what you people consider a robot. i spend most of my time inside but that is mostly because i dont work, friends barely go out, and i have more or less finished uni for this term.

>>35721123
i barely go on /pol/. i find most of /pol/ edgy. and the threads more too fast to even have a proper conversation.

>>35721135
The food in British supermarkets is shite. You're not that lad who is obsessed with Tesco bread, are you?
>>35721157
No one has taken advantage of me yet. I just live a happy chilled out life and I bet I make more money than 99.9% of people here.
>>35721159
I can cook, but not indian food. And even if I could, I doubt I could be bothered. Plus the lads at my local takeaway are sound.

>>35721218
>The food in British supermarkets is shite

Unironically the most stupid thing I've heard this year

Someone has already made a video about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvMBl_xcVms

Have an informal job interview tomorrow, wish me luck!

If dubs then the job won't be soul crushing.

>>35721252
No, really! he HAS had ALL the food from every supermarket in every combination!

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>>35720877
here we go lad 1 waifu
and 1hopefully cheerfull vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNIZ8fuI9fg&t=86s

>>35721218
If you really made lots of money then you would shop at Waitrose and eat top quality food.

Anyway, your feelings about nationalism and 'live and let live' are completely irrelevant. The guy who's going to beat the shit out of you and take everything you own is not going to care what you think of him. He's just going to do it.
You need to have an attitude that seeks to defend yourself and those around you.

>>35721252
It is shite. Have you ever been to a supermarket in France or Italy? In terms of the quality of the produce, it's a different world.

Even the fanciest food halls in London like Harrods and Fortnum and Masons don't have produce as good as an average mediterranean street market.

You need to get out a bit more.

>>35721287
I don't need to have eaten everything to know that it's generally of very low quality.

>>35721293
It's a russian children's song I think so I would hope it's cheerful

>>35721305
I recognise this post

>>35721299
Waitrose isn't that good mate. It's the best of a bad bunch, but see my above comment. In Britain, "top quality" is relative.

No one has come to beat the shit out of me and take everything I own yet.

I did get beat up a few times as a youngster by white British people though.

>>35721305
>It is shite. Have you ever been to a supermarket in France or Italy? In terms of the quality of the produce, it's a different world.

This is, rather unfortunately, true.

fuck it.
odds 1 more beer then sleepy pill
evens spliff then sleepy pill

>>35721338
>I did get beat up a few times as a youngster by white British people though.

Good.

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>>35720877
posting, getting cosy for the night

>>35721293
Cute video lad

>>35721031
Probably gonna unintentionally nofap right now, lad.

How do people keep up their fapping when they wageslave?

>>35721305
Ah yes, even middle of the road restaurants using British ingredients can't hope to compete with Abdul's curry house-cum-rape-dungeon

Just fuck off, will you. Pathetic creature.

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>tfw no one joined my crew

>>35721400
It's late, lad. Try again tomorrow, in the middle of the day.

>>35721395
A decent curry is a great thing mate. In many British towns the best restaurant is probably the curry house.

Why don't you like asian people? Did some asians do something to you? Or do you just dislike anyone who is different from you?

Try to give me a real answer rather than just regurgitating something you read on /pol/ about muslamic ray guns or whatever.

>>35721395
>Ah yes, even middle of the road restaurants using British ingredients can't hope to compete with Abdul's curry house-cum-rape-dungeon

Considering Tikka Masala is generally considered to be Britain's "signature dish" that's probably redundant.

>>35721417
We were talking about it less than an hour ago and I don't want it to get filled with wankers

>>35721218
>Complains about quality of supermarkets
>Happily chows down takeaway
Top fucking kek

>>35721428
>Why don't you like asian people?

you aren't even trying at this point, 0/10

>>35721382
well think it was done by katyusha anon desu. sure he showed it me last year. it's just 1 i like to watch to get in a cheery mood.no idea what she's saying

>>35721428
>muslamic ray guns

The thick bastard was absolutely right though and years before it all came out in the public eye. Pakis have been raping British children for decades

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mummy asked me where the cat came from
i said it came from a mummy cat

>>35721305
>Amir needs to stay up as he has court for being a filhty paki tomrorow
>Stops posting weirdly
>The fat lad who visited France gimmick is back.
Hmmm...really makes you think huh....

>>35721428
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Doublet (Rochdale)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_sex_gang

For a start

>>35721481
Yeah but that's there culture, lad. Who are you to say our culture is better than theirs.

>>35721463
I only go to top notch curry restaurants, not cheap takeaway. You should try one.
>>35721468
So you can't come up with an answer?
>>35721495
>fat lad

Not fat in the slightest.

>>35721518
So, you dislike a whole race of people because some of them did something bad? Just to be clear, is that what you're saying?

>>35721438
i memeber it lad, but not got it on pc yet. just console :(

>>35721428
My problem is with people shitting on my country and causing grief.

Islam, particularly, is a system which is anti-democracy and anti-liberty. The fruits of an Islamic influx are proven to be rape, violent crime and general unpleasantness. We would be better without.

>>35721429
I wasn't aware that Tikka Masala was the only dish British restaurants made.

>>35721537
>you don't like poison because some people died drinking it?

Back stuck in East Devon after a few days away.

>tfw shit terrorists

>>35720881

But all takeaways are paki owned except for chinese.

Even Italians are owned by middle eastern and pakis.

>>35721551
>Islam, particularly, is a system which is anti-democracy and anti-liberty

All religions are anti-liberty. And they all came from a time before there was democracy in the vast majority of the world.

I do understand your point that there are some muslims who are very strongly against democracy. And I agree they are cunts. But I also think the British system of liberty and democracy is much stronger than them.

I also think that if we start discriminating against people because of their race and religion, we are turning our back on British values and playing into the hands of Islamic fundamentalists. After all, their ultimate goal is a war between the west and the islamic world. The last thing they want is for Muslims to feel happy and accepted in the west.

>>35721593
Do you really think that's a coherent argument or are you just meming?

>>35721618
Paki-owned chippies can never get the curry sauce right.

>>35721635
take it to pol please
there is an entire board for this shit

>>35721087
I don't have that problem because i have masterd the art of not thinking about lasses. but im fortunate in tht i havent been exposed to those succubus as of late as been off work so that makes it easy

>>35721385
youd be surprised how easy iit is to fap even on low energy, but then the cxonsequences are more dire i think

>>35721618
there's paki owned chinkys round here lad
even had a saghirs traditional english fish and chip shop, but that didn't last long desu

>>35721692
Yeah, seriously. This isnt britfeel. I hate how one little terror attack has ruined the comfy vibes we have had recently.

>>35721495
>makes you think

Yeah.. I though it was already established poleaboo was lies?

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>>35721635
They're only going to feel "happy and accepted" among their own kind. That means you converting to their religion and making it the core of our native culture.

Look, you can't buy them out with iphones and other luxuries. It doesn't work.
What you have to do is turn their religion into a joke. Christianity is a joke and it's no longer a threat to anyone.

>>35721647
>tfw turkish owned kebab and chip shop manages to make chippy tier chips.

So good with doner meat

>>35721709
Most sushi places popping up are ex-curry shops that were struggling, grim.

>Fat french lad can't help defend islam at every post even though it has nothing whatsoever to do with his gimmick
Damn...really giving the brain a workout...fascinating...I wonder who this person could be.

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>tfw made a qt twitch streamer laugh

>>35721745
>They're only going to feel "happy and accepted" among their own kind

I don't think so. I know a lot of asian lads and they seem pretty happy.

>What you have to do is turn their religion into a joke.

Now we've got some common ground. I totally agree with this.

>>35721794
It's almost like I'm a real person with opinions on multiple subjects rather than a gimmick poster.

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>>35720618
be me, living in London
>wake up, open the blast shutters on my single window. There's barely any sunlight as its raining again
>Call to prayer blasts from the local Mosque, drowning out every other noise on the street.
>Time to go to work at my office building!
>Open my front door and walk down the street, I am violently attacked by the local Islamic hate preacher and his mob, he managed to get a few stabs into my thigh but just managed to evade him
>Run and manage to make it into the Tube - unfortunately there is currently a war going on between the Pakistanis and the Somalians and am almost caught in a turf war between them as I ponder whether I should get a Twix.
>Buy my ticket and run to the train, I am stared by odious bearded men the whole time, there are no more white men on transport for London - not since he banned them.
>A bomb detonates on my train as it pulls up - showering the platform with twisted metal, body parts and broken glass
>Won't be cleaned up for another hour, so I am forced to take the bus..
>Leave the Tube station as people flee the carnage.
>Spot a beheading taking place, hopefully the nice brown man in the black robe won't try to behead me.
>Waiting at bus stop now.
>First bus doesn't stop, its already been hijacked. It proceeds to plough down the group that was waiting for a pick up.
>Second bus is coming down the street now, this one has been hijacked too but is approaching at a greater speed than the last one before it, it hits the pavement and travels all the way down the street before disappearing into the distance - leaving a trail of crushed and mangled people in its wake.
>I get shot in the neck by a rogue Jihadi from a council estate overlooking the bus stop.
>The local Africans come to steal my shoes and wallet whilst I bleed out in the gutter with the rest of the bus victims.
>All part and parcel of living in London.

>move house
>new house won't have internet
>or a tv aerial
>completely new town, don't know anyone
>decide to dig out my ps2
>want to play MGS3 with my dad
>hope to have a good laugh together over how goofy it is
>get to new house
>ps2 controller is broken

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>>35720877
Here's a horse waifu friend

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Lads has summer started? Today i saw not one, not two, but three qt girls wearing skintight yoga-like leggings. It wasn't even warm or sunny today and yet there they were, in fact it was raining. Two were walking together, and the last had the best arse i have ever seen. I can't remember what she looked like but i can remember the arse lads. May as well have been naked wearing leggings like those.
>tfw face-sitting fetish
Not going to lie i may have gotten a semi in the fucking supermarket .

>>35721848
Those asian lads likely aren't practising muslims.

>>35721848
>Now we've got some common ground. I totally agree with this.
ok lad you draw Muhammed first

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>become good at skateboarding at 16
>trumatic event at 18 turns me into a robot
>still dabble in it by myself
>upload a video clip of me practicing on normiebook
>friend comments praise
>literally don't know how to respond, or if I even should

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>>35720877
Played vidya all day and missed the happenings, for the best i guess.

day 3 of 14+ hours of vidya a day, my week of mental rest is going well so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14tiS8ye594

>>35722197
>Seeds of Evil now on Steam

>>35721892
Get yourself a wireless dongle lad. They are a lifesaver in situations like that.

>>35722079
dont respond, unless youre asked questions or it seems appropriate, if its just compliments u dont need to.

> used to use facebook and saw how its operated

>>35722317
too late for that lad, house is all done now.

>>35721551

Talking about countries is so 19th century.

>>35721956
>yoga-like leggings

the most pleb tier basic bitch shit in existence, it's boring.

I yearn for the day grills here start wearing short skirts, thigh high socks or cute summer dresses

Project in work has taken a turn for the worse, I'm a complete fuck up.

Unemployment here I come.

>>35722393
What's happened with it? I'm guessing someone else fucked up a key part but the blame will be pushed onto you for it anyway

>>35722369
Eh? You buy them from a shop, plug it into your computer, and it connects to the internet.

>>35722386
>cute summer dresses
>'Ew, will you be quiet you creepy fuckboi? I'm independent, I'm strong, it's okay to fear but don't you dare try to belittle me. Now hold my purse while I welcome these brave refugee's to England, these are the real discriminated men we need in society'.

>>35722452
dads not got to watch me play a ps2 game now that theres better stuff to do lad

how many of you are using lens personal therapy sessions?

>>35722468
this mindset is why cute boys make better girls these days

wew

I need to get some therapy soon

private therapists are a fucking rip off though

>>35722502
>Inb4 Monica thanks you

>>35722508
add lenlad on steam

>>35722514
how did this even slip through my filters

>>35720618
What do we all think of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP4Cq3VTagU

>>35722545
I think of the 90s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Z_AJa9ZWs

>>35721842
beta orbiter cuck

Been on the train for a few hours now. Phone signal isn't always great, but I've got my 3DS.

Bit creeped out by a weird guy across from me. I feel threatened by him.

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>>35722386
>cute summer dresses
Goddamn, why don't women wear casual skirts and dresses anymore?
It's like they only wear it for a night out of something else 'fancy'.

Pic isn't the best example but it'll do.

>>35722502
One weird trick to make poleaboo appear

>>35722585
That'd be true if I gave her money but I haven't

>>35722393
We all make mistakes, you're not a complete fuckup. I'm sure there's still hope for you...

Tell us more though, I'm interested.

>>35722508
Before therapy, always ask yourself what you expect it to do for you.
What could therapist even do for you? What could they tell you that would make anything better?

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>just ate a rustlers rib sandwich cause its 50% off

It tastes so cheap and its shit, its pretty much the ultimate chav/working class trash.

yet why does it feel so good to eat it? is it cause its so fucking rubbery and chewy after microwaving?

Hate how it has so much calories though, I could literally eat a whole skinless roasted baby chicken for almost the same calories as that smallass rustlers burgers.

cant be bothered seeing my gf tomorrow. she annoys me. she is the type that wont shut up and is always grabbing hold of me. think im going to end it once i have another bird lined up

>>35722613
you do by giving her views

>>35722599
>why don't women wear casual skirts and dresses anymore?

This is why I end up perving around the socs with asian chicks

our women have shit tier fashion, don't get me started on the drawn on eyebrows and other shit

>>35722672
That's not how twitch streaming works

>>35720618
>clinton wins presidency
*nightmare*
>trump wins presidency
*gets autism from vaccine*

>>35722640
You're a pig. A chauvinist pig.

Women of the world, take over. Or soon the world will come to an end. And it won't take long.

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The new autistic girl on Sesame Street is really cute and she makes me happy

>>35722640

I just couldn't have a gf that I'm not into, sometimes I get really desperate on the old sex front and have a short fling, but can't stand it for more than a month or so.

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>>35722684
Asian girls in dresses... hmm. There we go. You're absolutely right, m8.

>>35722715
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think Making fun of Akari is a joke? You think making blank image jokes is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of Akari is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that about Akari why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that about Akari I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want any more probIems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of Akari hating, kyouko loving SHlT.

>>35722698
views attract views attract further chances of donations and subscribers

>>35722531
>>35722489
t. Lenlad

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Just licked out my nails (which are pretty long). they had brown gunk of unknown origin in there, tasted like a mix of oxo and beefy crisps

>>35722780
classic ebina-lad

>>35722775
She already has 6k followers I'm insignificant

>>35722766
But anon, I bought an Akari nendo last week.

>>35722638
>just ate a rustlers rib sandwich cause its 50% off
Yeah mate eat 2/3 of those a weak. Really starting to wear on me how utterly shit they are desu. Rustlers cheeseburgers are still my jam though.

>Pull an all nighter last night so I can go to bed early
>Crash at about 8pm
>Just woke up wide awake

Fairly positive I'm an insomniac

>>35722818
I go find streamers with 10-50 viewers that answer chat, comfy stuff and feels like theres actually a connection there, seen so many get popular and sellout

its interesting what happens, the white knight mods and orbitors come first, then they start shamelessly doing stuff like donation/sub goals and from there end up with a viewer base to fully support full time streaming, all because they're a relatively attractive female

>>35722853
I watch a female streamer who has about 12 viewers on average and I am yet to see her get a donation. It's pretty funny. She's quite attractive too so it's a surprise.

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Can I post in here as a Canuck

If it helps i was born in the UK

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>>35722880
iktf kinda, I'm subbed to a Japanese girl on youtube with 70 subs who have hundreds of videos of her playing nothing but pic related. It's a bit strange, she's very cute but with the rate she uploads, usually 4-5 videos a day without fail she must live in that arcade

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>solo queueing for rocket league
>one teammate starts afk
>finally comes back and ball chases/knocks me at every oppturnity espically when I can score
>other teammate forgets what side hes playing for and runs the ball into our own net at 2-2 and says "Whoops!", wasn't done purposefully because he started trying for an equalizer afterwards
>I'm the completely bottom rank in solo queue

at least theres a patch right now and its just reset

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>>35722896
only if you support the queen lad

>>35722825
>an Akari nendo
what is that?

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Sometimes I feel like I've been given a golden ticket to come off benefits for good.

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>>35722928
One of these disgusting things

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I posted about this the other day but no one replied, all I can say is if you're an anime watching loser and it's showing near you I can't recommend watching it enough. Very good but it did make me incredibly sad like these things do.

>>35722945
so just a plastic chip then? kind of weird but all right.

>>35722968
I'm not the one who bought it. I think they're fucking terrible. Almost as bad as one of those pop vinyl pieces of shit.

>>35722896
I hope we get the commonwealth back together, proper. You lads, and the aussies too, will be welcomed back home.
We should apologise for how we treated you, running off with the slutty EU like that.

>>35722968
got a hearty chuckle

>>35722988
No one outside the UK gives a shit about the commonwealth apart from old people who were still alive when the Empire was in it's final days.

>>35722960
>incredibly sad
I cant handle sad things like that these days.

>>35722714
>You're a pig. A chauvinist pig.

why am i? if women where not so up tight then i wouldent have to put up with this shit. you really think girls could rule lol. look at how they beg for refugees to come and rape them. the world would literally be a mess if women ruled.

>>35722732
yeah, women are a pain. im reason im with this girls is because its sex on the reg.

>>35722960
Tempted lad, not sure I can handle the romance though

>>35722926
Sure, do I get a cute brit trap now?
>>35722988
Together we are stronk
Although tbqh I want to move back to UK, I hate Canada

>>35723015
ignore poleaboo
hide poleaboo posts

>>35723019
It all ends rather unresolved too which really did my fucking head in. Same thing happened in Your Name.

The Japanese seem to have a thing about unsatisfactory endings.

>>35723029
>do I get a cute brit trap now?
Regretting saying you can stay already. Please leave.

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>>35723029
>Sure, do I get a cute brit trap now?
This is a Christian thread. Please leave, hedonist.

>>35723010
When I went to see it there were two other guys who looked rather loserish like me. We sat as far apart from each other as possible in the theatre.

I don't think it's the sort of film normal people bother with.

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>>35723044
>>35723068
Nope you already said I could stay

>>35722638
What pizza is that?

>>35723068
where in the bible does it say anything about not being gay?

jesus loved it up the bum. why do you think he hung around with so many men?

>>35723015
You're horrible. Don't reply to me again.

>>35723041
Very, VERY harsh.

I'm up in court tomorrow. That means the whole of Britfeel is on trial, in a symbolic way. Have some respect.

>>35723094
not sure lad but i think it might be a 20 inch doner stuffed crust

>>35723090
your funeral, you have no idea what you have unleashed

>>35723122
Where from you plank

>>35723120
>That means the whole of Britfeel is on trial, in a symbolic way.
We forgot you even existed when you stopped visiting around christmas.

>>35722896
Did you post in canadafeels the other day?

>>35723143
probably literally any high street pizza shop

>>35722915
Seems like subscriber counts always ruin things.

>>35723165
I don't want your "probably", bucko

I want cold, hard, concrete answers

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>>35722986
>Nendoroids
>anything close to POP-tier

>>35723120
>You're horrible. Don't reply to me again.

or what, lad? you gonna blow me up like the rest of your kind?

>>35722766
Lighten up Francis.
LuvIItdpufc?Ugc?ugcJgc
Ugclufclurdjfx?Ugc?Jgcj(&*7&*8

>>35723090
That's such a fucking polish attitude.

>>35723146
lol he is going to court due to threatening to blow himself up the day after we got attacked by a terrorist. i cant see it going well for him.

>>35723179
dunno lad, i didn't buy it

>>35723192
It's the "chibi" aesthetic that i despise

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>>35723130
I guess we will see
>>35723154
Nope, not me
>>35723225
I have citizenship, unlike polaks

>>35723193
ignore poleaboo
hide poleaboo posting

>have work in the morning
>can't fucking leave /britfeel/
Shit, lads, just let me sleep.

>>35723285
same lad tbqh

>>35723146
That's not true. I am the heart and soul of Britfeel.

>>35723233
Makes senese these cartoons are very serious business.

>>35723303
l i like your posts <3 you're my favorite person here. dont let the bullies get to you

>>35723303
It was Poley. Noone talked about you for weeks on end when you had that crappy tablet. Was pretty sad desu.

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What is dudeweedlmao like in the UK?

Do cops care?
How much does it cost? And how available is it?

Here, cops give 0 shits and have smoked in front of cops before and just gotten a nod of approval from them.

>>35723357
i started coming to britfeel around November time and i remember hearing whispers that this dark presence might be returning soon, pretty spooky stuff

>>35723303
What do you think about lenlad?

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>>35723383
And where is "here"?

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Never seen gardening discussed here in the many years I've posted but do I have to tell someone if I plan on building a pond or plant some trees. Want to weeb up by back garden tbqh

>>35723434
It'll look like shit if you weeb it up. And everyone will think you're a tosser.

>>35723418
Amir knows everyone namefag despises him. He's too low in influence to battle them though.

>>35723434
The climate puts me off doing my garden

I'd like a nice weeb garden though

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>>35723422
Winnipeg Canada, middle of buttfuck nowhere in the prairies

>>35723464
This is /britfeel/ not /canafeel/. Fuck off.

>>35723448
My estate is just old people who spend most their time doing their garden, I doubt they'd care

>>35723434
you won't end up with anything like this, it'll just be a shit garden with a cheapo b&q 'buddha' in it somewhere

>>35723490
You'd still be a tosser.

>>35723492
If you're incompetent, sure

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>>35723489
im still staying to promote understanding within the commonwealth

>>35723513
so you're a professional Japanese landscaping expert are you then? you have the cash to do this? do you have any idea how much those koi alone would cost you?

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>>35723492
This dudes house from Chelmsford gave me the inspo, I doubt it'd be that hard
>>35723542
>implying that guy is me

I know bothering with facebook is a bit sacrilege here, but does anyone else get annoyed when people who you haven't talked to in forever unfriend you, but still have a bunch of other people as friends they've also not talked to in ages?

Never sure what singles me out, I never post anything and neither do the other people. There's no common factor in getting rid of just me.

>>35723542
Oh good, we have a moron who spent 5 seconds reading up on weeb gardens and claim they know what the fuck they're talking about

Fuck off back to mount stupid where the rest of your ilk belong

>>35723353
That means so much to me.
>>35723357
You are confusing me with BritNormie.
>>35723418
I think he's a very good person. Very kind. He cares about this thread, unlike the wreckers I am replying to above.

>>35723572
if you think i have to look up what a koi is then you're the fucking moron mate

>>35723569
i deleted my facebook years ago. i have a fake account i use to talk with some online friends

>>35723569
They looked at your profile and you didn't meet their criteria for the sort of person they should associate with presumably.

If you don't post maybe that's why, if you were posting photos of you backpacking around india or whatever normies aspire to then maybe you'd still be a "friend"

>>35723587
>That means so much to me.
It was a lie, sorry.

>>35723607
Guess I don't get it, the only reason I'd get rid of someone is if they kept posting annoying shit.

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Can feel a poo brewing lads, will be discharging from my body in the next 10 minutes. love this pre-poop feel it feels quite good sometimes

>>35723554
>I doubt it'd be that hard

Forgot to mention my dad is a landscaper and grows koi so I could just ask him for a hand if need be but I grew up all my life around gardening

>>35723618
That's ok, I don't have to be your absolute favourite person as long as I am one of your favourites.

>>35723618
this is the person that said you're his favorite poster. someone is pretending to be me

go away nasty bully

>>35723635
you're my favorite someone was pretending to be me.

junlad is my second favorite

>>35723675
Don't worry, I won't listen to the meanies.

>tfw you're watching a movie and you cant tell if the characters are meant to be weird or the actors are just shit

>>35723771
what is the film?

>>35723771
cohen brothers=characters
anybody else=shit actors

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>>35723795
>what is the film?
Atomica. Just a random download because the cover looked nice

>>35723635
yeah same here but I think that's just how some people are, normies get creepy and stalkery on facebook too

>>35723818
its got terrible ratings so i assume the actors are just shit

>>35723818
>Syfy

The actors are just shit

>>35723860
>>35723852
Definately getting that impression the more I see of it. I dont know what the women has been in but she must be good at sucking dick or something.

how do i move out of this shitty fucking country?

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finished my poo

Ever get that feeling you might have told someone online too much?
>he now knows my first name

listenting to some disney eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89NqT-9xIVQ

Are there any SyFy movies that are actually good? Not ironic shit like Sharknado either.

>>35723967
no because if i do tell someone my secrets, they dont know my full name.

>>35723983
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus

>>35723967
I've revealed my last name on here because it was the same as a killer another lad was related to.

hate going to sleep lads, it is so fucking boring

>>35724150
It's a fucking nightmare haha it feels lie such a waste of time and I never wake up feeling 'good' or 'refreshed' or whatever the meme is.

>>35724194
it is a waste of time. even with neetdom there are so many game i want to play, books i want to read and tv i want to watch

>>35724150
i hate it because i know i've wasted another day as a useless hkv neet

What am I doing with my life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mygYv9PxtDk&t=0s

>>35724307
Pretttyyyy Prettttttyy good

Will Britain ever be great again?
Or has the 3rd world conquered it for good?

>>35724341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XadNMpvhkzA

>>35724412
we should the 'great' out of our name, it is a fucking embarrassment at this point

why do muzzies actually kill innocent people? i can understand attacking mps, political figures etc but what is the point in attacking the average civilians? i dont understand how they think a god would want them to do this

>>35724605
Infidels are not innocent, only Muslims are.

>>35724500
I hope one day to achieve the successful robot Larry David lifestyle

>>35724605
>what is the point in attacking the average civilians? i dont understand how they think a god would want them to do this
You have to understand what they actually think of non-muslims. Not following Islam is the gravest sin.

Same reason they rape non-muslim girls because if you wear a hijab you are pure and shouldn't be raped but if you don't you are a "piece of rotten meat" and raping you isn't a crime.

This is why it's so dangerous that liberals have started defending them, not realising what they are actually thinking

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>>35724727
>tfw if everything goes well and I play my cards right I should be able to start living like him ~20 years down the line

Bit quiet lads

>>35725212
trying to watch a movie tbqh, keep tabbing out every 2mins though, fucking internet ADD

>>35725244
What are you watching, lad?

Having a cheeky bowl of coco pops, lads.

>>35725374
Nice one lad, I'm eating Aldi tortilla chips, actually delicious, they taste like proper nacho cheese as opposed to Doritos cheese flavour

>>35725348
in the mouth of madness

>used to date a girl a year ago
>she told me she was 16
>turns out she was 14
>she made a new normie book
>bio says she's 19

Wild ride lads, feel bad for whoever falls into her trap like I did

Sometimes people drive up to the Pikey site and use their car horn to wake everyone up then they drive away quickly. We're out the way up a country road so they are coming up to do it deliberately. Really quite rude desu. We're going to catch them one day

>>35725621
>We're going to catch them one day
No you won't
Also you deserve it

>>35725621
Throw a brick through their window when they drive past tbqh

>>35725650
Van either end of the lane will block them in, going to wait for them for the next few nights.

>>35725621

put shit loads of nails or screws in the road before they come?

where is the most boring and/or isolated place in the UK?

>>35726073
>where is the most boring and/or isolated place in the UK?
Rockall

>>35726073
East Devon

Blimey. Where is everyone?

Why the fuck am I still awake?

>>35726777

sun will be up soon lad, good luck getting to sleep, its about this time of the night when i start hating myself for staying up late

>>35726800
>sun will be up soon lad
Oh God, fucking kill me.

drinking during the day and woke up at the back of 11. such a prick, i was doing good as well haha

Saints above. Someone blow my fucking head off

Night lads. My sleeping pattern is fucked once more

WHY CAN'T I FUCKING SLEEP! I SWEAR TO CHRIST!

Just woke up lads, time to start having a great day beginning with a fry up and a long bath

Oh would you look at that. The sun has risen and I still haven't slept

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4340792/Autistic-man-called-stupid-successfully-SUES-gym.html

>Ketan Aggarwal, 30, studied law at library and single-handedly beat company

>He was in a spin class when he agreed with fellow cyclist the music was too slow

>Instructor twice called him 'stupid' so complained and then sued Virgin Active

Quite happy for the Paki 2bqh

>>35724605

They're just collateral damage.

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It's my birthday today lads. I wonder if anyone other than my mum will actually acknowledge it.

mood:

https://youtu.be/n7ZmmIetI5o

>>35729189
Go cry to the mountains faggot, no one cares

Also, terrorist was mudslime. Go figure.

>>35720702
What kind of job is it? In McDonald's they did this to everyone to shoehorn in training time for the newcomers

>>35722928
A Nintendo or whatever these kids play these days I'm guessing

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Fucking clocks go back on Sunday.

>light nights
>birds tweeting at 3am

FUCK OFF

>>35724247
If you have neetdom, why are you still following normie sleep patterns? Try the dymaxion or uberman sleeping cycles and you could get up to 22 waking hours a day

Getting married next week lads. Any other familybots here?

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>>35730108
Here's an infographic on the matter that I forgot to attach

What's your final hope left in life?

Mine is to win the lottery before 30 (currently 25) or I will honest to God kill myself. There is no purpose to my life and grinding away to pay rent and bills, with little to no money to maneuver.

I've been researching an hero methods for a few years now and it's actually not so bad. I've got enough saved up to go parachuting, only I won't open the chute and go splat. Instant death t.b.h.

It's not on.

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hey join my pol minecraft server

polandcraft.keko.net

running an earth 1:1000 world

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>ask for a special dinner yesturday
>fell asleep around 4pm becuase of fucked sleep pattern
>mum cooks it even after making everyone elses food
>wakes me up when its ready
>I go down and retrieve it
>not even half way through and I can't eat anymore
>feel a bit sick after a few mouth fulls
>give up and take my unfinished plate down
>she sees it
>I just scrape it into the bin
>go back to sleep

Now I feel really guilty that I wasted most of it. Its the kind of shit that my sister pulls all the time and I can see how much it upsets my mum.

>>35730347
Is it up 24/7? Might join later in the week

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>>35730358
it is indeed lad

>>35720702
There is a meeting involving everyone at work today. I doubt it'll happen but if I am laid off I am completely fucked

I don't want to get out of bed ;_;

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What do 2am, 3am, 4am and 5am all have in common? that's right! Its the hours that I kept waking up last night.

>>35730351
Couldn't you have just saved it for later.

my 85 year old grandads just had a full on rant about pakis to me lads, i wish i'd recorded it cos it was absolutely spot on

>>35730429
I don't quite understand the implications of this image

>>35730481
Cute girl seeing you need the means to clean your arse like a little boy.

>>35730451
It was an omelette, I don't think you can reheat those plus I don't like reheated meals that have been touched.

Lads I'm putting together a report based on a big uni project I've been doing since Christmas. I have a github page with all the code I've been using to actually do the work and it's pretty much the centre of the project with a bunch of analysis of its results.

At the moment I've got a little line saying
>If the reader is interested, the source code of both programs is freely available in a public repository (citation with a link in the bibliography)

Does this seem ok? Any suggestions?

>>35730501
Jesus lad omelettes are literally the easiest thing you can possibly make, don't worry about your ma

Just give her a hug and tell her that you love her

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Who else /wipes as much water off their bodies with their hands before getting out the shower/ here?

Also good morning everyone!

>>35730624
I've tried this but I'm not convinced that it works.

>>35730647
It's an advanced technique.

>>35730677
Clearly I need to train it.

>>35730682
I'll help you, if you'd like.

>>35730511
i would draw more attention to it, maybe make reference to it in the title. i don't know how important it is to your project that the code is FOSS but i think it's pretty important. but that's just like my opinion man

>>35730719
What would you recommend to draw more attention to it? The title of the project is pretty much set beforehand.

The FOSSness of it isn't really important, it's a scientific thing to process some data and get useful stuff out. It's just that I'm referring to things it does all the way through and it's probably worth putting something in there. Some mates of mine have been talking about straight up copypasting their entire codebase into the bloody appendix, fuck that.

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>mum bought typhoo teabags instead of pg tips or yorkshire tea

I'm going to start ordering my own teabags online if I have to put up with this shit any longer.

>>35730624
I've never thought of this before

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>>35730771
It gives you maximum efficiency when you move on to the towel stage of drying.

>idiot dad keeps setting the freezer to 7c because "it saves money"

No wonder we keep getting unwell and I keep having diarrhoea.

>>35730795
Thats warmer than a fridge, what the fuck is he doing

>>35730786
my whole towel is used up just by my hair tbqh

thinking about trimming my pubes into a pattern

1 hour down, only 7 to go.

>>35730762
Our work only has Tetley but they get the job done for free I guess. Better than the training place I used to go to where they didn't even let me use theres so I brought in my own milk, sugar and bags.

>>35730805
This is probably why I found that it didn't work actually. If I just wipe all the water of it just gets replaced by the dripping from my hair.

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>>35730805
How long's your hair?

>>35730812
Do a swastika

>>35730825
no i have a jewish bf

Ricky Gervais live later lads, travelling from Portsmouth to see him with my gf

>>35730832
Ok do the Star of David.

>>35730797
>>35730795
Fuck, I meant fridge. But yeah he would rather risk our safety to save a few pennies, its probably more expensive in the long run by having to throw food out more often.