Hey!
Post your best GFs (images like pic related)
Original Clown GF
(not actually my OC)
>>35719170
What kind of >tfw no gf is this, I need to know.
>>35719276
I love this one. Everyday would be a joy.
Anyone got a template here?
>>35720172
Here you go annonie origig
>>35719170
I'll dump my ones. Gonna have to be real original
>>35720458
Every thread there has to be at least one post that makes me consider leaving this board altogether
Someday I'm going to free myself from you degenerates I swear
>>35720458
so very original, bloxbloxblox
>>35720486
>>35720485
Good, you should leave, this place is nothing but pain
>>35720505
>tfw no big boob lactating mommy gf
>>35720550
This is a compilation from an old thread we had of this. Wish these hadn't died out
>>35719170
>tfw no golem gf
>tfw no druggie gf with shaved sides and nose piercing for me to help her get off her addiction and love her with all my heart
>>35720650
Fucking kek
Originalioil
>>35720458
Thats fucking nasty, why would you be turned on by shit. fucking shit!
>>35720837
OPEN YOUR MOUTH LITTLE ANNONIE MOMMY HAS A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *plop plop plop*
I riffed on some guys' like-small-dick gf
>>35721002
got the like small dick gf?
tfw no publix gf (very bad feel)
>>35720604
alright now i gotta make some OC
tfw no organic gf wearing patagonia
tfw no sober gf (bad feel)
>human caricatures
no thank you
>>35721184
im thankful for having had the obscure musical/cultural knowledge in order to fully appreciate this one
>>35719170
>your parents are still alive
wow well that was out of fucking nowhere
>>35720604
Found mine!
In between Cow GF and Artist GF.
At least I am over my Shailene Woodley phase though...
Mute quad amputee gf.
No back talk, unlikely to cheat, no autistic hand signaling, only perfection.
>>35723290
so you just want a fuck nugget?
>>35723290
reminded me of zenith lee's "our fine merchandise"
good shit
>>35723630
>zenith lee's "our fine merchandise"
i just looked it up
is that it? there's no actual lewd? what a cucktease
>>35723670
different strokes for different folks l guess
>>35723630
That's pretty good, but I wouldn't do the amputating myself.
Would like to keep eyesight and teeth.
>>35720604
I made the russian babushka gf:
"You remind me of someone I ate during the siege of Leningrad"
"For Stalin"
"For Motherland"
"Here is rifle. We go kill fascist together."
>>35720458
>>35720505
>>35723290
I can dig these.
The only gf I need.