What would you use to kill yourself? Pic related

I would probably use height, gravitation and the resulting velocity.

>>35718331
That could be nice. Would you just jump off do anything extra? I'd try to land in a tree to my mangled corpse gets all stuck in and shit

a rope original

>>35718303
That looks really dangerous for your hands

>>35718303
shotgun of course.

>>35718392
Doesn't sound very safe. I'd just look for a building or rock that has the perfect height, so that I'd be dead for sure but not falling for too long.

>>35718303
>take out loan
>buy fast car
>crash into wall

>>35718540
Thanks to the miracle of airbags, it's pretty easy to fuck up suicide by car.

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I want pic related to be my death.

>>35718611
at 100 mph no airbag with save you

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Not sure which method, but as long as it's ironic and funny that will be fine.

>>35718611
just don't wear a seat belt

>>35718941
Yes it will mate. People survive ridiculously fast car crashes all the time. What the airbag doesn't do modern medical science will.

Your chances of offing yourself intentionally with a car it terrible unless you've got access to some 60s shitbox.

nembutal ideally, but that's not going to happen

get drunk and perform a partial suspension hanging (feet not fully off the ground)

Old age.
The best way to spite god.

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Id swim out to the ocean and drown myself desu.

I like the feeling of drowning for some reason

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>>35719418
I guess because it reminds me of times when i was a kid playing in the water and accidently gulping or snorting some water.

Its a euphoric kind of feel.

>>35719418
My mom knew a guy who took a ton of prescription pills with booze then swam out into the ocean to die.

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>>35719338
Easy solution just take the air bag out. Stop being a cuck op

NEED A DISPENSER HERE
MEDIC!

>>35718392
the breaking branches might manage to break your fall leaving you heavily injured but not dead

>>35718303
Why wouldn't anyone simply choose to go out on a great mix of opiates and amphetamines?

A cobra.

>>35718303
Wouldnt do nothing

>>35721615
It might not be able to take someone's life, but it would certainly ruin it.