What can you bring to the team?

My giant dick
*unzips dick, throws it over my shoulder*

Always worked.

i can pretend that i really enjoy your jokes, buddy up with the important directors, and shirk my "work" and any difficult task that doesn't get seen by higher ups at every possible time. additionally, i can send a ton of emails at 3am when i'm gaming to make it seem like im awake at that time stressing out over my assignments.

>>35711429
DEEEZ NUTZ

>>35711429
Since you've already got a token nigger in your team, I guess diversity would be a bit unnecessary.

>>35711429
A flamboyantly homosexual attitude.

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Social justice. It's what I do.

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>>35711429
I work as hard as i can. I get along with almost everyone i guess too? Im very obedient. Also im really good at problem solving if you give me space and in dangerous situations i tend to shine.

Please dont fire me again?

>>35711429
A common enemy

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>of course the nigger is too stupid to look at the female instead of the camera

K E K

>>35711429
long awkward silences

>>35711429
i can offer you my near limitless amount of GBP

>>35711429
Willing to wageslave as much as you want me to. There's no depth I will not stoop to as long as it gets me money. These are the perks of not having a romantic, sex or social life.