have you ever killed a living creature?

>>35710997
>birds
>Iguanas
>bats
>rats

felt bad for the birds thou.

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>>35710997
>insects


That's all i can think of

>>35711030
>killing birbs
why

Used to do pest control, killed billions.

>>35710997
Bacteria, insects, cats, a couple dogs, some mice and a few rats.

Mosquitos, ants and smaller insects, fish.

>>35711249
Enjoy the karmic result in your next life my man

Got my hunting license recently, so at some point I will

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>>35710997
Only spiders and such intentionally, though I was wondering how many animals I've consumed in total throughout my life.

I've probably eaten tens of thousands of chickens and cows.

>>35710997
I smashed a frogs head with my cricket bat once. I was fascinated with the blood splatter it left on the wall just like killing people in GTA 4 does ( I was 12 and a fan of GTA 4 back then)

Disregarding insects... I've killed snakes, fish, gophers (accidentally with a lawn mower because they're stupid), and lizards. I may have killed a baby bird by picking it up when I was a kid

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>>35710997
Yeah, when I was a edgy little kid. I always using my dad's lighter to kill ants, using sharp objects to pierce their heads and torture queen ants by ripping their wings and legs off then cut it head in half with a razor to see it's brain (Since the size of queen ants are pretty big)

>>35711330
Praise Allah or burn in hell.

My family has always been fond of gardens, so I've probably killed hundreds of squirrels and other rodents because we put poison on our plants

I shot and killed a home intruder with my mom's gun when I was 17

>>35710997

I hit a dog with with a stick when I was young once. Will always remember his face and screech. I never harmed any other animal (apart from eating them) I dont even kill spiders now.

>>35710997
I have told the story twice already when these threads have come up.
I killed a thug in highschool.
It was a cheap shot and he never even saw it coming.
it felt so good

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>>35711368
>and torture queen ants by ripping their wings and legs off then cut it head in half with a razor to see it's brain (Since the size of queen ants are pretty big)

roastie BTFO

>>35711368
Fellow ant killer! I also loved watching them panic when they tried to save their prescious eggs, while I was poking the anthill with a stick.

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>>35711356
>kids that were 12 in 2008 can post here now
Its an abstract feel

>>35710997
Just insects, I try to give them all quick deaths, I wouldn't want to suffer so I don't think they should.

>>35711227
Gotta remind them who's on top of the food chain every once in a while

>>35710997

only insects intentionally. a chipmunk ran out in front of my car on the highway while I was going 60 and he was just about to my car before I saw him. Maybe he wanted to die.

>>35711402
That'll teach him that violating NAP is bad!

I only count mamals since I feel no sympathy for the fish and invertebrates I tortured.
>shot a squirrel with a 20 gauge
>accidentally stepped on a mouse.
I feel terrible about both. Who else /feelingguilty/ here?

>>35711469
>just about to my car
About to what?

>>35711439
Yeah... It was fun killing them back then, now I just blow them away.

this online friend I used to have would always joke with me about how he hated these people's dogs because they always got loose and played in the street while he was driving to and from school. we would always joke about running them over because we were edgy suburban teenagers.

one day he gets on msn and he tells me he feels like shit and that he's extremely guilty because he had actually ran one of the dogs over. he said he could hear it crying as he drove off and he instantly regretted it. told me he thought it might have not even been fully grown.

I felt guilty too because I feel like all the joking we did about it actually convinced this guy that it would be okay. Don't know if the dog actually died or not, but I'm sure it's disabled at least. Poor doggo.

>>35711502
it was running out into the street and it was almost to my car before I saw it.

>>35711368
Why are you sweating so much detective?
Finally closing in on the notorious Miami mutilator?

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Aside from insects, no.

But I want to. Well, maybe not *want to*, but rather, I wanna beat the shit out of someone. The idea of ending someone's life... it doesn't sit well with me, even if it's necessary/deserved.

Hundreds if not thousands of fish. Also, hundreds of cane toads.

>>35710997
Couple of birds and a few rabbits and squirrels. Didn't eat the birds but ate the rabbits and squirrels. A bit gamey tasting but not too bad.

>>35710997
Yup, I killed a nigger with my Colt 5 years ago, he tried to steal my car.

>>35710997
Pesky rabbits and a bird.

I have mixed feelings about killing things

I killed a man trying to kidnap my younger sister.

I killed a 3 point white tail buck. Shot him with a black powder rifle.

Killed a spike white tail buck. Stuck an arrow into his spine and dropped him instantly.

Then after shooting the spike a 6 point came out and i notched another arrow and gut shot him. Went clean through. He ran for a while but the blood trail was so thick. Looked like a horror movie with the amount of blood he left

Hunting is really fun. Makes you feel like a real man.

>>35710997
I killed your mom with my BBC last night

>>35711725
Wow, 1788 ara anon

>>35710997

I shot a pigeon for shitting on my car.

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>>35710997
>>35710997
accidentally killed my grandmother when I was 5 by boiling a vhs tape and serving it to her as tea.
My dad has not spoken to me since without mentioning it or otherwise accusing me of murdering his mom.

it's not fun.

>>35711814
This, anon, can't be real. It's so unbelievable. And if you were 5 at the time then you wouldn't deserve that treatment from your father all your life (though it would be pretty hard to go through for him I suppose)

I accidentally stepped on a snail once.

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>>35711814
>accidentally killed my grandmother when I was 5 by boiling a vhs tape and serving it to her as tea

Top fucking kek

I had to kill a few rabbits in SERE but that's it. Not my thing.

>>35711725
Did you really manage to clean two deer carcasses on the same day? Don't hunting licences only allow one kill per season before you have to reapply for a new licence?

>>35712028
yeah i go hunting with the game warden and he drew me up a new one on your dad's scrotum after the first kill.

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When I was a kid I had a pet hamster. I don't remember much about it so I'll get right to the point.

I threw him up in the air over and over again so I could watch him spaz out in the air before I caught him again. I was probably 6 or 7 but it busted him up inside real bad.

I don't remember if my parents ever cake after me though. Really foggy memories.

>>35710997
some insects, plants and several single-celled organisms.

>>35710997
>catch fence lizard
>cut all 4 legs off
>place atop anthill
>madness ensues.

>>35710997
shot a bird in the neck with a gas bb gun
>rip
and a few spiders and flies now and then

>>35712028

Yea we cleaned both same day.

The hunting rules depend on where your hunting. I hit my bag limit after the first deer but we just say the other person in our group shot it. Easier that way.

>>35710997
a hamster. when I was around 9. I had an of mice and men moment that day is pretty much what happened and I cried a lot that day.

>>35711227
I wanted one so bad I had to kill it :(

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Only insects and only if they enter my room.

I wouldn't dare hurt a rabbit or a frog.

>>35710997
I killed a raccoon with my .22 with one shot. It was a big mothafuckin raccoon too.

>>35710997
I guess ants have myths about me and I am practically their Ahriman/Angra Mainyu

Kicked baby cats, I don't like animals and I don't like humans either

>>35712778
Hah
Live and suffer anon

>>35711814
>my son is so much of a fucking failure that kills my mom the only woman I could respect

i'd be pretty pissed too famalam.

>>35712843
Please explain further, no one really posted anything interesting in my thread

>>35710997
Yeah.

My pet snake died unexpectedly last year, and I still had 2 mice that I was going to feed him. I put them in a bag and slammed them on my counter top as hard as I could. Killed them instantly, I hope.

>>35710997
I mercy killed mice on several different occasions after I found them getting rekt by my cat.

Lots of slugs and other invertebrate pests. A bunch of mice, via traps. A chicken, by accident. A handful of chipmunks and squirrels.

Only thing I can think of is a rat. He broke his back in a trap so I had to finish him off with a stick. Felt weird.

>>35710997
Killed a bird with a .22 rifle, it was just like a common little bird, like a sparrow or a finch or something

Killed a kitten by accident (still feel terrible about it)

I could never hurt an animal on purpose, I love animals. I kill ants and roaches and the like all the time though and enjoy it, because fuck those tiny home invaders

>>35711330
>helping people by making their living conditions less disgusting
>bad

1 cat
birds
squirrels
fish
frogs
snakes
mice
1 turtle

plus all of the thousands of animals that have died for me to eat

>>35711480
fill belgium spills germany

>>35711636
theres honestly something weirdly satisfying about commiting toad genocide on your property

>a rat
>a deer
>an opossum
>fish

Possums (they're a pest in my country) and a few mice and rats.
Never eaten an animal though so that's literally it.

i chopped down a tree once

A lot of fucking ants

I was mowing my lawn one day and out of nowhere a bunny gets under my lawnmower. Keep in mind this was tall grass.

I heard an immediate cry and looked at what had happened. The bunny had its brain exposed and an entire ear missing. It was twitching terribly and I decided to get my BB rifle and just end its life there rather than suffer and bleed out.

>>35710997
My dad and I stoned a turtle one time. Rip leninardo or

>>35711368
I fed grasshoppers to ants. I enjoyed watching the ants eat that ass mhm

>>35710997
Jessica Stewford. She was 23.
AMA

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not many
I've caught a few fish, and I once killed a spider that really scared me. Killing the spider truly shook me though, because I've always really loved arthropods; as soon as I calmed down, I cried for a while.

once I cut a dead pheasants leg off with scissors and put it in my friends wallet

>>35710997
Insects

I don't feel that bad but it's sad that i killed so many ants when i was a kid.

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>>35711368
D-do y-you e-enjoy h-hurting p-people d-desu?

a lot of shrimp and crabs, about 50 or so dogs. just makin the world cleaner and better for human

Used to shoot tons of gophers with my dad. Spend the whole day just driving around back roads in montana, popping the little pests for the ranchers. They'd give us like a dollar for every tail and there was never a shortage, on a good day we could make 100+ easily, usually averaged about 50 though.

Shot squirrels and birds with my bb gun from time to time, but stopped when the neighbors complained.

I shot two of my dogs because they were getting old and in pain, couldn't move like they used to, would cry when I picked them up or pet them too hard. That was the saddest, but I'd rather shoot them quickly and painlessly than have them suffer anymore.

Killed a deer with a car back in november, my first buck. I was kinda proud because it was a ten pointer and weighed around 250, but I was sad because he probably smelled a lady deer across the highway, just some chad-buck seeking out some easy poon and gets accidentally murdered by a robot who's never driven out of state before that night.

That's been about the extent of my animal murders no torture or anything, though my body count is pretty high now that I think about it.

>>35714994
Same here but with a mouse and a rock.

>fly
>ant
>spider
>fish
>plant
>...

Am I going to jail?

There are a bunch of lovebugs on my fence at certain times of the year. Also on my fence are a couple screws sticking out. I like to stick lovebugs by their rear end on the screw and begin twisting, which makes the screw drive through their body, raping them.

It's lovebugs so it's not exactly "bad", really. Lovebugs are basically made to do shit like that with.

I've driven a person to such severe depression through manipulation that they've killed themselves, does that count?

>>35718329
bunny screams are the best

This place is literally Gummo.com

At work we have a pigeon problem because of an abandoned building next to the yard. i get tasked with capturing/killing the pigeons. We catch the big ones to send them away to get used for game or something. The guy who takes the birds never said anything about the baby birds so we kill them. If I find eggs I'll drop a rock on them and I take the baby birds and put them in a cardboard box and leave it somewhere.

I'm the only person at work willing to kill them. The guys keep talking about how they will shoot the birds and poison them but as soon as they actually come across a bird they instantly become PETA. I don't have any issues with killing pigeons because they are disgusting creatures that carry disease and I would rather not get a fungal lung infection while working.

>>35719608

>curiously open page expecting gore or some shit
>page for sale, no content

What did he mean by this?

>>35719727

How much does pigeon murder pay? I could do this job. I killed rats of the ground, maybe I should work on rats of the sky next.

>>35711814
>consuming anything by a 5 year old
natural selection desu

one time i killed a fly

>>35719796
It's not my main job. I just kill the pigeons because I get to do something that isn't back breaking work. I get paid $16/hour though.

>>35719990

Shit anon that's pretty sweet. I'd do it for half that.
Wish I could something like that to do.

>>35710997
lizards, i'd choke them and revive them multiple times before they'd actually die

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>>35710997
Yes, yes I have. Mainly mammals. Such as cats and dogs. Few reptiles, I can always recall feeding the remains to ants. At least for the ones that were of a certain size that is. Other than that I just tossed them into the garbage.

>>35719748
you obviously don't understand his meme, you should've saved yourself the embarrassment and refrained from posting.

>>35721242
elaborate on the cats and dogs