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All BETAS are FUCKED

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>elon musk is a billionaire genius who can have literally anything he wants and is going to colonize mars within our lifetime
>still can't stop stuttering in front of a crowd
Reminder that you're literally FUCKED. Once a beta always a beta, no escaping.
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he knows his genes are shit
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>>35710891
>and is going to colonize mars within our lifetime

With what, concept art and marketing?
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do you think he jerks off to reddit comments about him?

cause reddit wont stop sucking this guys dick.
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>>35711214
Reddit dicksuckers are probably annoying af. They're basically just normies who have fallen for his marketing campaign.

The real fun is from all the 10/10s who fuck him now that he's a super high status billionaire. Twenty years ago they were treating him like human garbage, and now they're all lusting after that martian dick.
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>>35710891
speexh impediment so he has that regardless
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>>35710891
he's 6 foot two inches n a genius u r like 5'8 and retarded
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>>35710891
>tfw you stutter like Musk
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>>35710891
If if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
>Can betas be president?
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>>35710891
> Be CEO of the most widely normie sexting app in the world
> Under 30 and valued in the billions
> Still a virgin and the only girl you can get is a used up retired ""model"" way past her prime who refuses to fuck you until you marry her

CAN NOT BE FABRICATED
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>>35711214
So won't 4chan either
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>>35711341

Amber Heard was a lesbian until she was 25 when she met Depp, and now Musk
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>>35711341
>Twenty years ago they were treating him like human garbage
>tall
>smart
>driven

Yeah I'm sure he totally shares so much with us. 20 year ago Musk would probably look at this board in disgust
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>>35712272
Nah, it's obvious he is an anxious mess inside.
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>>35712007
Obongo's been out of public life for months now. Why are people still trying to meme him?
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>>35712287
I'm a manlet with slightly above average intelligence and barely any drive to get out of bed. Please tell me how I can relate to a guy who when he was my age had a master's degree, a business, was over 6 feet tall, and a shit ton smarter than me.
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>>35712208
Wtf is this even? She's fucked propably hundreds of guys already, what's the point of this sudden abstinence?
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>>35710891
I need to be this guys lifecoach. I could help him.
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>>35712322
You'd have no idea how fast you'd get a beta to marry you if you were hot and with holding sex.

She probably teases the fuck out of him too when they're alone. Constantly edging him making him think he's gonna get some pussy just to say "nah uh uh not until we're married tee hee"
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>>35712322
It's simple, all girls find betas repulsive.
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>>35712322
It says it's his choice cuz he's traditional or some such.
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>>35712322
>what's the point of this sudden abstinence?
If he puts a ring on her, she can get half of his fortune when she leaves him.
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>>35712253
That's not entirely accurate. She didn't become a lesbian until like at least 13.
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>>35710891
What a winner sees
>If this guy can succeed, I can overcome my problems, too
What a loser sees
>Even a billionaire stutters! I am doomed!
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>>35712444
Well, apparently he did not succeed, which kinda demolishes your point.
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>>35712444
People pray on weakness. There's alot of cunts out there that will manipulate a guy.
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>>35712322
women withold sex for the commitment of providers. it's their way of negotiating pussy with betas but you could also call that manipulation if you will.
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>>35712397
>>35712360
>>35712322
>>35712208

You're literally mentally ill for taking that "article" seriously. You're fucked, my men.
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>>35710891
money does not bring you happiness
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>>35712320
he's beta but a top tier one
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>>35712322
she needs to pretend she is innocent or betas are not going to marry her.
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>>35712521
the absence of money however prevents happiness
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>>35712253
so that musk retard is with the woman that tried to fuck johnny depp over?
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>>35712463
>80th richest man on earth
>21st most powerful person in the world according to Forbes
>You think he isn't a success.
Why you're here
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>>35712490
*prey
And?
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>>35712587
a financial sucess, yes, but besides that?
just because he can do A doesn't mean he can do B.
Besides, he is literally a genius, look up his career path, you think everyone can just do that?
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>>35712587
>implying Elon Musks net worth isn't all goodwill money
>equating leverage with liquid assets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f315EDmfXMY
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>>35710891
>S-sorry im not the b-best at this sort of thing
>Tries to continue
>Croud fucking is laughing at him
>mfw im getting literal anxiety attacks just watching this
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>>35710891
How did he grow back hair?
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>>35710891
I watched this entire video a while back and I never even noticed his stutter or awkwardness.
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>>35712787
he is a billionaire
he got it from his balls
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>>35712735
He seems pretty comfortable in his own skin which makes him seem less beta and more likable. He knows, acknowledges, and accepts his own shortcomings.

Also he has idgaf money and has built 3 multi-billion dollar companies across 3 industries.
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if he can really lower the cost like he promises, i would love to move to mars, and leave this shit life behind
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>>35713038
Someone who works as hard as Musk isn't going to let a NEET like you come.
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>>35712661
>a financial sucess, yes, but besides that?
All the things that come with being a financial success.
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>>35712304
You'd be surprised, other than Trump's cabinet, everyone in DC that's important (Director of CIA, appointed SC Judges, etc.) are all Oogabama's people.
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>>35713038

How can he lower the cost of something he hasn't achieved?
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>>35713068
>a NEET like you
implying i'm a NEET
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>>35712518
pretty sure this is all bait anon. Very few threads here are ever serious or rather if they are it has to be kids making the threads
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So don't marry what's the big deal
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>>35712322
B E T A B U X
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>>35712272
Bitter virgin lanklet detected. Still going for the height meme?
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>>35713322
But I thought Trump was going to clean up Obama's mess? Are you saying he's so incompetent he has less power than a former president?
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>>35712208
evan spiegel is a douchebag chad and miranda kerr is a total sociopath who uses her looks to gain more and more money
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>>35712554
Yup

It was proven she made it up but never reported
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>>35710891
this is just a troll, but really what the video shows is that you literally just have to be yourself

>builds rockets
>has unlimited money
>is respected
>is intelligent
>on the frontier of humankind's technological progress
>sleeps with supermodels

the reason why elon musk is so successful, is directly linked to his stuttter - he dgaf, he has transcended alphadom, he has rejected the alpha/beta paradigm to become something greater.
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