what do i do?

>>35710824
>Im a girl btw

Here's your (You)

>>35710824
>plos im a girl btw
Which means "I don't want this thread to die before I get an answer"

>>35710824
Tanti saluti alla famiglia , Marco.

>>35710915
>>35710913
yes but what do i do

How fucking stupid do you gotta be that you somehow wound up in that position

I'm guessing you were just moving the pieces at random

White or black, chess anon?

>>35710824
im no expert but I would play queen to F3

pawn to G4, either capture knight or force a trade with bishop.

after bishop is sacrificed, take the knight and then move queen to H3, getting ready to pressure king

>>35710824
This is bait but if this screenshot is really your game OP you are a fucking retard.
Even begginners atleast think a move or two ahead but it looks like you just moved whatever you when you could move it like that would eventually win you the game.
Go to a library or better yet google some begginner tips on chess if you really want to keep playing.

>>35710943
Grazie, salutami mammt

>>35711477
that just loses your bishop for nothing

>>35711833
Fatto , ma dice che non con conosce froci.

>>35712449
No, you trade one for one and open up the right side of the board

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>>35710824
Keep posting screenshots OP

Either play bxg5 followed by nxg5 or play Qe2

>>35711244
Qf3 loses to f4

>>35711477
g4 loses to Qxg4.

someone play me
https://lichess.org/zXnEgVga

>>35714033
doubles have spoken

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>>35710824
King to E2. If the king does not lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?

>>35710824
there are people worse than you at chest don't pull the trolling girl card you fuck

i'd lose to every single fucking person in the thread i'm stupid as a god damn bag of nails

>>35713183
not if you move g4, knight takes bishop, you can't take knight because it would kill your queen

>>35710824
You got your daily (you) from me, enjoy it

>>35714106
Why'd you resign anon? That made 3 losses in a row...

>>35714940
heh you think I was using all of my power??

>>35710824
Qe2 pxf4
Qxh5 threatening qxh6. Follow it up sometime with bd3. A possibility is pxf4 opening the g file, but you have to be careful of Qg4. Right now their queen is in a very bad position.

Alternatively
Qe2 Nsomewhere you're able to respond okay with

https://lichess.org/0MY7DhOS

Looking to play some qt 3.1415926535

>>35714085
>>35714626
This is obviously why I don't play chess (or don't play it well.)

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>>35710824
>put your rooks within one tile of the queen to threaten it
>make sure your king's out in the open and ready to attack
>take a halfway-shit and rub your asshole across the board with the nugget still half visible
>post your tits on 4chan

trust me i'm a chess grand father