Is this true? Are traps the future?

99.9% of traps do not look like cute girls.

They are ugly men in dresses.

If the traps did look like cute girls, yes.

>>35709860
Trap here.
I can confirm that the image is very accurate.

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Actual 100% accurate chart here.

>>35709860
scarily accurate, except I would never say "boipussy".

I mean, even the Dark Souls thing... jesus it's weird.

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>>35709860
Finnish GF sounds soulmate-tier.

>>35709860
>tfw qt Finnish trap gf

>>35709860
>Asian gf wants to spend time with you
>Finnish gf obviously likes you since she wants to cook for you but has problems unfortunately
>White gf is degenerate
>trap gf thinks about nothing but sex

is this supposed to make finnish and Asian gf look bad and trap gf look good ?

>tfw no finnish gf to just chill and wallow in self pity

>>35709895
POST BUTT POST BUTT POST BUTT POST BUTT POST BUTT POST BUTT POST BUTT POST BUTT POST BUTT POST BUTT POST BUTT POST BUTT

how do i get a completely miserable finnish gf?

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theres alot of stacies in finland just sayin
t. finn

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>>35709935
It's funny because it's true.
Traps / femboys tend to be incredibly insecure and attentionseeking.
They want constant attention and compliments.
Part of why they are always so horny, approval through sex.
>Source: Talked with a lot of traps. Had Trap BF for more than a year

>>35710116
how's life in finland ?

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>>35710152
for me personally not that great because school and
>tfw no gf
but normies seem to have a good time

>>35710105
Go to Finland

>>35709860
That Finnish girl made me laugh.

t. Finnish robot

What the fuck? I made this originally with virgin gf vs nonvirgin gf. Someone was really so bad at drawing they stole my stick figure drawings, changed virgin to "asian" and nonvirgin to "white", and added the other degeneracy. Worst thing I've ever seen, at least mine made sense

>>35709935
Im a tranny and the trap column is one hundred percent me

I wish I was a real girl

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> robots being deluded into thinking a guy who looks like Stacy will want to have sex with them

All you're going to get is a fellow robot in a dress. Traps are no different then women in this regard and ultimately want a Chad who will make them feel like a real woman.

>>35709941
What build/s do you play? We need to get to the important questions here.

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>>35711599
>and ultimately want a Chad who will make them feel like a real woman
This they're just as shallow as real women the only difference is that they're so insecure they'll at least humor anyone online since they know they'll never have to deal with it in real life

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>>35709935

but thats pretty cute.
so i guess i need to find an asian trap.

>>35709860
time to learn finnish

>>35711599
this is a false dichotomy because as soon as a robot gets with a stacy r9k will say he is no longer a robot, but, dare I say, a Chad

What the fuck so many faggots here how traps cant be gay?

>>35711886
>What the fuck so many faggots here how traps cant be gay?
truly the great philosophical question of our time

>>35711541
did you really expect people to not make edits of your meme? is this bait? should have posted it on tumblr instead

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>>35709860
Nah, sex tobots of our waifus are the future. Traps are a meme; most look like men. Just masturbate and focus on science, like I do.

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>>35711752
this is why i never fell for the trap meme
even traps can make you beta

>>35709860
>>35709935
both of these are accurate. Most traps are bipolar.

>>35711610
I seem to do best with strength builds. I just use the biggest sword I can find, don't wear armor so I can roll, and go in swinging.

>>35709860
It isn't true, traps fell uncomfortable with anything you try to do with them

>>35709860
I don't hate women so traps aren't for me

>>35712597
It's weird to see someone edit something you could draw in 2 seconds. It's a stick figure with a triangle body, not exactly modern art. Just weird to see pop up again edited in a way that makes no sense

>>35711599
>This is your fellow robot in a dress
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mP_mhDzN2SE

This video always makes me tear up a little when I think about how far they've come

>>35709860
Traps are gay you faggot

>>35709860
>Tyrone
You people are obsessed.

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The future is here anon

>>35709860
>traps
>human
>people
I don't deal with subhuman filth

>>35714667
Fuck man that's a quality gf right there

>>35711763
>so i guess i need to find an asian trap.
correct answer, this is the rational conclusion of any honest man

even just an asian femboy bf is acceptable

>>35710129
yeah well estrogen will do that to a person. Which is why women have a tendency to be more needy.

>>>35709860 (OP)

thanks for this. i come to /r9k/ every time i need to feel rock bottom, and this thread did it

>>35714667
I want to do slapstick with clown-college gf

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>ywn have a finnish gf that makes mammi for you and watch tv programs with

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>tfw no finnish gf
I am kill self too we can be deadened to get her

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>>35709935
>>35709860
Im trans and both of these are accurate. I'm also bpd and other things.
Another angle that comes up for me really often is: "WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ANY EMOTION ANON?! YOU JUST STARE AT ME EMOTIONLESS AND UNCARING! HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE A MOTHER IF YOU HAVE NO MOTHERLY EMOTIONS AT ALL?!"

Being that I'm incredibly fucked up and experienced a lifetime of suppressed emotions, embarrassment, and shame, has created a shield of armor that I wear at all times that protects me from displaying weakness that might have exposed me as a woman when it was incredibly important that I always hid any expression of femininity I had.
t.teh rei

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>>35714667
I can't stop laughing and I don't know why...

>>35714829
What fucking armor I could call you a faggot and you'd break down like a lil bitch

>>35709935
>>35709860
Having dated a trap, both are accurate depending on the day. The blowjobs are great though.

>>35714991
where do y'all fuckers find them there traps?

>>35715286
Try gay/trans bars, clubs or dating websites

>>35715286
I met her yes I know "her" but it's become habit with her at a local video game store a couple years ago. I know a lot of traps or trans types now, but mostly through her. I don't know where you would normally go if you were specifically looking for a trap.

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Mfw qt finnish wife material gf and she lets me eat her beautiful asshole, loves my cock and we netflix together. Finnish gf is god tier gf

>>35715312
>>35715320
>socializing

oh, right.

>>35715376
It was more by chance than anything. I was getting something repaired there and she started talking to me.

>>35713087
So, an ultra-greatsword build? Like a Guts build? Not bad. Not my favourite, but not bad. Greatswords always feel like a little bit of a half-measure to me, when compared to pure strength weapons like hammers and axes. Give it a try, I've just finished cosplaying Smough and it was really great.

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>>35709860
chads like these are into traps it s not really weird anymore

>finnish gf makes you mammi
Nah. Fucking nobody makes their own mammi

t: Finn

>>35709860
Finn women are all whores.

>>35715539
try Polacks or Italians. Jesus christ man.

>>35709947
>tfw no Finnish gf to drink mintu and play my summer car with while in the sauna

Satana vittu!

>>35714897
Nah it was the opposite growing up. Id beat up other people picking on people because it was an outlet to dump my anger.

>>35715611
But why did u turn into faggot then?

>>35709935
>trap gf
that's me! I have emotional problems and require constant validation
>tfw no bf to tell me he loves me every 20 minutes

>>35711752
This.
Traps that actually pass don't want robots. No one wants us. Everyone that likes men wants Chad.

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>>35709860
>Not into asians
>White Women are vapid
>Traps are degenerates who can only think about sex

guess it's Finland for me boys

>>35709935
holy fuck im a tranny and this literally made me want to kill myself

i need to seek validation from a guy now thanks a lot........

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>>35712978
with traps it's not about being beta though it's purely looks, despite /r9k/'s self deprication and memes, charisma goes a long way to making up for looks. Traps care about none of that they're so insecure about their own looks that they make up for it by only going after 10/10s to get some validation.

>am 5'5 manlet
>want trap gf

feelsbad

>>35715859
>am 5'10
>want to be trap gf

feelsbad

>>35715922
do you want to be my 5'10 trap gf

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>tfw your trap gf has a bigger cock than you

>>35715986
>bf touches my dick during foreplay and comments on how thick it is
>I start crying

fugg :DDD

>>35716022
I'm never really sure what to do with it when we're fooling around. There have been times where I've given her head and it turned out well, but there are times where she only wants to do it doggy so I can't see her penis. I can't read people well enough to know when it's okay to touch the penis.

>>35716091
p. sure we dont even know what we want half the time, when you date a trap theres like a 99% chance we're mentally ill as fuck

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>>35709935
._. tfw trap column is 100% me

>>35716117
I've noticed. Unfortunately I like her too much to just leave with my sanity intact. I'm really jealous of that dick, though. Mine's only about average. I'd love to be packing the kind of size she is, just for the confidence boost.

>>35716162
Packing the size ((she)) has

>>35716213
Yeah. It's gotta be 8 inches. It's a waste of a really nice cock.

>>35709860
tfw no mentally ill trap gf to love

>>35716233
ummmmm hi ;w;

>>35709860
Maybe if traps didnt look and smell like men

>>35716287
>smell like men

you do know that hormones change how you smell right?

>>35716091
personally I would get mad if you ever touched my penis. I hate it and wish it would go away. We don't have to do it from behind but don't let me catch you looking.

I'm a virgin so this has never been an issue

>>35716228
How delusional one has to be to call person attached to 8 inch wang "she"

>>35716247
oh come on anon, not to be rude but it's very likely you're not a trap, but another anon who's pretending to be one over the internet as a way of exploring your sexuality. there's a good chance that if you flirt with tons of men and look at gay trap porn that you'll eventually become one, but as of right now i sincerely doubt it.

furthermore, even if you are a trap, what's preventing some other guy into traps on the internet from already being with you if you're so open about wanting a bf?

>>35716247
>ummmmm hi ;w;
Hi there

>>35710105
>>35710116
>>35711512
Do any of you know a finnish girl on here named J ?

>>35716433
i choose neither

im a tranny but i'm pretty ugly so I just leave posts like this to get a confidence boost

>>35715746
>>35716247
Be my gf. Any of you. I just want one gf and be happy forever with. Somebody let me love you.

I'm in Europe and a lonely robot.

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>>35709860
>Mentally ill, self-hating, weak men trying to look like a girl and ending up looking like crazy-ass ugly men in a dress
>The future
Pick one

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>>35716091
desu I'd love to date a cuteboy who dresses up like a girl but still identifies as a male and has no problems with their penis being there. I totally understand and respect people who are transitioning, but it's just not something that's particularly arousing compared to regular women. There's just something about the fantasy of dominating a cuteboy who looks like a girl by pounding his buttpussy until he cums into his panties that really jingles my jangles, so to speak.

Unfortunately, whenever I talk about sexy stuff with someone from here who's transitioning and it comes up that I don't actually have a fetish for people who are trans they get really sensitive and upset about it.

>>35716509
well at least you were honest

sorry about your self-confidence, anon. if it makes you feel any better a lot of others on r9k aren't exactly brimming with confidence or physically desirable traits either.

>>35716547
>desu I'd love to date a cuteboy who dresses up like a girl but still identifies as a male and has no problems with their penis being there
Same here, anon. Trannies try too hard to be like girls and it ends up sucking. Femboys and traps rare the way to go.

>>35716750
Sounds like me, too bad for you I already have a bf

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>tfw no qt blue collar hispanic gf
>tfw muted because this is a recurring feel

>>35717098
wew
here's your (you)

>>35717189
I'm a blue collar hispanic girl (male)

I can make chicken alfredo too.

>>35717318
>I'm a blue collar hispanic girl (male)
I don't understand this sentence

tfw cute trans and cant get a non abusive bf.
why is it this way

>>35717386
>why is it this way
You're probably only going for alpha chad types.

>>35717353
It means he's a man who wears dresses and probably takes hormones.

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>>35709893
first post got it all

>>35717414
they all were robots when i started dating them. but then after a while they change into a chad and dispose/bully me.

>>35717469
Are you going for the prison gays that only want to use you as a practice gf?

>>35717469
I guess they were shitty people who seemed nice from their low-self esteem, but showed their true colors once their egos became inflated.

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>>35717459
what the actual fuck is this normie shit meme

>>35717189
>tfw no sweet innocent Christian hispanic gf

so lonely

>>35717497
n-no i just go for guys that wanna be my best friend and like hanging out with me.
>>35717503
oh.

>>35709860
No, you are a fucking faggot for wanting to fuck a man

>>35717620
Guess you have bad taste in friends then.

>>35717386
see
>>35716433

just replace "trap" with "tranny" or whatever

Any other straight traps here?

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> tfw Finnfemanon
> tfw you can't make mammi
> tfw they won't even allow me my umlauts

Why live?

>>35718277
I consider myself straight because I like guys

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>>35717620
>tfw no nice tranny friend to hangout with

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>>35718480
finnish accents are the cutest, male or female.

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>>35716547
>really jingles my jangles

patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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>>35718277
>>35718488
Could either of you be my gf?

We're so emotional because we're almost going through a second puberty.

A lot of transgirls that post here(including myself) are still midway through transition so we get those puberty moodswings.

The transgirls I know who are like 6 years on hormones are a lot more stable.

And it doesn't help when you're 6'0 and know that even if you pass you'll probably never be cute..

>>35709860
>traps always depicted as red heads

REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS ALWAYS DRAW RED HEADS TO REPRESENT TRAPS

>>35709935
Let's be honest here all women are that self conscious

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>>35718695
I think it stems from that one webcomicwith that trap people liked making edits from. I don't think it's so bad desu.

>>35718695
maybe more ginger guys become traps. It would make sense, female redheads are usually hot, but males never are.

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>>35716547
I identity as a girl but im still alright with my bepis.

>>35718869
Let me play with your cute bepor.

I have a half white/asian gf

is nothing like the white gf in the OP pic

feels good man

>>35717189
Very few of these are specific to hispanic gf's though.

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>>35714774

I want clown-college gf to slap my stick

>>35716487
I know/knew several whose name begins with that letter. Why?

>>35718480
I don't know anyone who still makes mammi, especially when it's not Easter.

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>>35714667
10/10

original cumwad

Asian and finnish gf are best.

>>35714667
Hahahaha

oreg

>>35715739
Ive never turned anything. Ive always been a girl. Im just good at pretending to be a boy.

>>35709860
>asian gf is still the best

>>35709935
tranny here, this is very true

>>35715859
only if you let me feminize and degrade you