>tfw you're too pure to lose your virginity and be a wageslave
>>35707977
>tfw underage looking manlet
>my stepmom owns a brothel
>I literally think I'm too pure to lose my virginity with some random prostitute
I'd rather die a virgin than fail at having sex with someone I love in my lifetime
I'm a wageslave though
>>35707977
>pure
>uses the word "wageslave" so probably a commie
pick one
>>35707977
>tfw you're too stupid to hold down a job
>tfw you're to autistic to get laid
>>35708040
Duck off weirdo.
>>35708120
I'm not a weirdo. On the canary, I'm a well-balanced guy
>>35708120
>>35708211
Is this a bird thread now?
>>35708395
Stop being a loon you coot.