>grandfather found the piss dimension portal

Uncle Albert found the stale meme

>dead mother found the onahole summoning circle

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oruaaghghhgggaoeeh found the aasrrroursedfeaaeanalo

>mamma found the cum devouring extradimensional demon

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>Grandpa Rupert found the rape goblin

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>homekeeper hominculus tripped in the poo gathering chamber

>Mum found the stomach inflation water funnel that gets stuck into the anus, then filled with water from a hose
Oh fuck

>>35707438
>dad found the cum golem

>Little sister found my spell grimoire and in her ignorance unleashed the squirming, cyclopean semen demon I had sealed
YOU STUPID BITCH

>>35707438
M-m-m-Morty g-get the fucking t-trans dimensional bucket Morty.T-this piss has got compounds s-similar to dark matter M-morty. T-this piss can change the world Morty.